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Now I know why

Rank	Item	Quantity
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#22	A. W. O. L. commendation	153
#124	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#788	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#45	BOOterfinger	7
#48	BRAINS shorts	30
#86	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	30
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#49	Big Punk	7
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#15	Blood Light	206
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#41	Bone's Farm "wine"	30
#98	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#90	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	3
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#57	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	69
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#14	Crimbot battery	200
#2702	Crimbuck	8
#37	D roll	258
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#107	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#76	Ecto-Cooler	13
#66	Fantasma en la Máquina	87
#54	Frat Army FGF	163
#93	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	3
#39	Friendliness Beverage	243
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#67	Go-Wassail	317
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#63	Hippy Army MPE	225
#165	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#28	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
#96	How to Play Othello	5
#249	Instant Karma	40
#61	Jack-in-the-box	66
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#62	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	86
#255	Lars the Cyberian	2
#10	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	2
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#91	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	3
#26	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#25	Microplushie: Bropane	319
#22	Microplushie: Dorkonide	109
#25	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	135
#31	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	62
#27	Microplushie: Gothochondria	228
#27	Microplushie: Hippylase	340
#25	Microplushie: Hipsterine	38
#30	Microplushie: Hobomosome	159
#25	Microplushie: Otakulone	378
#22	Microplushie: Raverdrine	216
#27	Microplushie: Sororitrate	258
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#66	Moonds	4
#174	NPZR chemistry set	30
#44	New Zealand iced tea	254
#20	Nuclear Blastball	185
#46	Othello's dagger	4
#38	Othello's handkerchief	5
#48	Othello's military jacket	4
#54	PB&BP	3
#1231	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#78	Red Pill	5
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#30	Roman sadnals	13
#63	Rompedores de Fantasmas	85
#224	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#53	Silver Bullet beer	39
#109	Sogg-Os	3
#11	Source terminal GRAM chip	1
#10	Source terminal PRAM chip	1
#9	Source terminal SPAM chip	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#11	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	3
#26	Strix stix	120
#627	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#27	Swizzler	917
#77	TI-9000 calculator	41
#24	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	881
#25	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	802
#146	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#21	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	857
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#37	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	34
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#262	The Cooler Out of Space	10
#238	The Joy of Wassailing	14
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#7	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	3
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#1947	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#673	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#769	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#37	Twelve Night Energy	27
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#138	Wet Russian	1
#32	Yorick	1
#72	Z-Bone steak	51
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#1574	adorable seal larva	1
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#59	alien drugs	59
#30	alien force field disruptor bean	20
#104	alien source code printout	3
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#348	anniversary gift box	8
#144	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	10
#151	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#74	antique souvenir drawing	10
#7	augmented-reality shades	100
#23	banjo kazoo mount	14
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#267	battered Crimbo Crate	49
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#619	belemnite fossil	5
#88	berries of suffering	6
#122	birdbone corset	2
#56	black spot	16
#137	blank diary	1
#13	blind-packed capsule toy	1,182
#84	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	184
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#14	blue grass	130
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#250	bottle of Blank-Out	50
#103	bottle of bubbles	114
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#33	bowl of Jeal-O	326
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#173	bread line	5
#321	breaded beer	2
#24	brine	411
#53	briny vinegar	5
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#798	bunny liver	2
#852	burst hellseal brain	1
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#151	can of Binarrrca	73
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#225	candy cigarette	4
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#460	candy knuckles	5
#78	centurion helmet	1
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#334	chocolate cigar	5
#1148	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#85	cold hi mein	11
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#254	comfy pillow	1
#318	communal gobstopper	3
#75	cookie cookie	6
#299	corrupted data	52
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#24	cursed scrunchie	38
#128	cylindrical mold	19
#30	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#69	deluxe fax machine	4
#517	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#67	designer handbag	29
#13	dill	1,057
#37	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	36
#28	disco horoscope (Aries)	46
#33	disco horoscope (Cancer)	41
#28	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	44
#29	disco horoscope (Gemini)	40
#25	disco horoscope (Leo)	47
#26	disco horoscope (Libra)	51
#24	disco horoscope (Pisces)	46
#36	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	38
#29	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	45
#25	disco horoscope (Taurus)	42
#29	disco horoscope (Virgo)	41
#29	discocktail	258
#10	dog ointment	52
#41	dread tarragon	1
#30	droll monocle	36
#27	drum of pomade	42
#2104	duct tape	2
#353	dull fish scale	6
#79	dumb mud	3
#160	dusty Crimbo crate	50
#1487	easter egg balloon	16
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#252	effluvious emerald	5
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1550	elven cellocello	12
#1117	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#12	eternal knot tattoo	1
#378	extra-greasy slider	5
#74	extra-see-thru nightie	8
#26	extremely skinny jeans	26
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#290	fiery wing	9
#613	figurine of a charred seal	4
#280	figurine of a cold seal	22
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#244	figurine of a slippery seal	7
#217	figurine of a stinking seal	10
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#211	figurine of an ancient seal	3
#7	fitness wristband	100
#103	flask flops	8
#59	flat cider	1
#102	foetid seal tear	58
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#280	fossilized limb	36
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#322	fossilized spike	13
#359	fossilized spine	4
#592	fossilized torso	4
#341	fossilized wing	9
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#71	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	7
#502	frigid mote	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#23	future drug: Coolscaline	101
#15	future drug: Muscularactum	139
#20	future drug: Smartinex	118
#4738	fuzzy dice	1
#17	ghost cucumber	1,045
#40	ghost protocol	15
#292	ghost trap	3
#207	ghostly body paint	24
#60	ghostly pickling solution	3
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#163	gingerbread bugbear	153
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#12	gladiator tunica	54
#39	glass of herbal tequila	72
#480	gloomy black mushroom	6
#164	goblin water	1
#67	gold tooth	10
#48	gourmet gourami oil	32
#25	government cheese	184
#33	government-issued night-vision goggles	23
🥉	green face paint	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#53	gun cleaning kit	5
#48	hamlet sandwich	297
#1410	handful of confetti	27
#58	handful of crafty noodles	8
#86	handful of numbers	4
#31	hawk	71
#40	heavy crown	79
#455	hellseal claw	24
#518	hellseal whisker	1
#61	hemp candy necklace	7
#1424	herringcello	12
#38	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#92	hideous egg	23
#21	high-energy mining laser	58
#8	huge bowl of candy	391
#923	ice-cold six-pack	2
#140	imbued seal-blubber candle	2
#65	impure gasoline	48
#92	intriguing puzzle box	4
#9	invisible potion	103
#16	iron chain	1
#364	jar of fermented pickle juice	5
#199	java cookie	4
#35	jerky coins	788
#87	jive turkey leg	39
#31	kitten burglar	1
#35	kiwi beak	35
#37	latte lovers club card	1
#112	law-abiding citizen cane	3
#201	leather bookmark	1
#115	legitimate business on the beach	34
#30	length of old fuse	3
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#53	licorice root	124
#95	liquid ice	6
#64	liquid shifting time weirdness	23
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#1009	macaroni duck	2
#22	madius	16
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#15	mimeplasm	14
#33	miniature life preserver	3
#40	molten brick	251
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#34	nastygeist	86
#101	neoprene skullcap	2
#25	non-aged vinegar	116
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#863	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#44	outlaw bandana	19
#110	pack of KWE trading card	24
#362	pack of pogs	54
#26	pair of government shades	31
#217	paperclip	226
#401	paranormal ricotta	1
#1669	penguin focaccia bread	6
#20	peppermint tailings	1,226
#309	perl necklace	2
#248	petit 4.1	4
#70	petit fortran	7
#749	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#19	pine cone	1
#180	pitted sheet metal	2
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#34	plaid cowboy hat	18
#32	pocket ace	16
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#81	pool torpedo	60
#1331	pork elf goodies sack	2
#178	portable photocopier	39
#29	portable table	47
#106	powdered candy sushi set	8
#209	press-on ribs	40
#2040	pretty flower	1
#73	pteruges	1
#157	quantum taco	201
#85	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	11
#11	rack of dinosaur ribs	51
#23	radiation-resistant helmet	63
#25	radiator heater shield	14
#25	rattler rattle	91
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#238	red ale	4
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#14	rocket fuel	31
#183	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#136	ruby on canes	4
#42	rusted-out shootin' iron	12
#9	salt wages	523
#1271	sandwich of the gods	4
#54	scintillating powder	3
#21	scotch on the rocks	51
🥇	seal medal	1
#226	seal-blubber candle	13
#19	servo-assisted exo-pants	59
#477	shimmering tendrils	1
#51	shot of mescal	59
#310	shrinking powder	1
#53	silent pea shooter	25
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#316	sleeping stocking	9
#20	sleeve deuce	431
#298	slime convention swag bag	1
#383	small leather glove	2
#12	smart watch	100
#216	smiling rat	1
#241	smoked potsherd	2
#48	solid shifting time weirdness	2
#29	sorority brain	43
#82	soul doorbell	5
#317	soy cordial	2
#51	space beast fur	11
#15	space junk	336
#207	sparking robo-battery	3
#915	spectre scepter	35
🥈	spirit bell	1
#21	spirit blanket	17
#11	spirit gum	346
#12	spirit mattress	28
#15	spirit pillow	21
#12	spirit sheet	27
#30	spooky lasso	68
#550	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#90	spoonful of Linguine-Os	6
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#375	squirming egg sac	27
#487	stained mattress	2
#233	steamy ruby	5
#23	still grill	1
#167	strange cube	10
#71	strange helix fossil	1
#154	stray chihuahua	15
#21	studded sealhide shield	1
#113	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	249
#177	stuffed Cheshire bitten	161
#242	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	132
#119	stuffed Meat	267
#252	stuffed angry cow	133
#198	stuffed astral badger	160
#201	stuffed baby gravy fairy	161
#164	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#204	stuffed cocoabo	152
#249	stuffed crazy bastard sword	31
#201	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	162
#184	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	170
#231	stuffed hand turkey	139
#85	stuffed key	421
#302	stuffed martini	32
#199	stuffed mind flayer	155
#101	stuffed mink	291
#119	stuffed monocle	262
#206	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#230	stuffed scary death orb	143
#250	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	139
#172	stuffed snowy owl	175
#241	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	142
#200	stuffed spooky mushroom	39
#207	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	147
#98	stuffed teddy butler	281
#104	stuffed tin of caviar	281
#88	stuffed treasure chest	409
#204	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	152
#329	sturdy Crimbo crate	50
#53	sucker bucket	3
#54	sucker hakama	3
#50	sucker kabuto	3
#445	sucker scaffold	15
#53	sucker tachi	3
#14	super-absorbent tarp	12
#802	sweet mochi ball	5
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#143	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
#49	tarnished bottlecap	92
#188	tawdry amethyst	5
#68	temporary teardrop tattoo	4
#16	throwing candy	125
#584	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2850	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1480	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#941	tiny plastic Boss Bat	5
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8195	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1221	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	8
#972	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	10
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#956	tiny plastic Felonia	5
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3833	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2810	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#1740	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	4
#2171	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#1265	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	6
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#1449	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
#3874	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#1074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2766	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2184	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1727	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#2138	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#967	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
#3068	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1073	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1227	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#6124	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#1454	tiny plastic anime smiley	5
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2793	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#1241	tiny plastic astronomer	6
#3366	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#2874	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#2793	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#1718	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#3306	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
#2798	tiny plastic blooper	2
#3957	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#1754	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#6134	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#1990	tiny plastic coffee pixie	9
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2097	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1767	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#2189	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#952	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2139	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#1250	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#2801	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#1714	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#1834	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	10
#2525	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#1546	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	12
#1712	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
#1476	tiny plastic goth giant	5
#2229	tiny plastic grue	8
#1052	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	7
#1834	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#2258	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	8
#3268	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3339	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#3937	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#2233	tiny plastic mosquito	8
#1766	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#6137	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1466	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1452	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#2161	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#2145	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#2037	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	9
#2194	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#3309	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#4896	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#1417	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#2148	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1429	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4483	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1488	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2765	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#1727	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#2791	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#25	twitching space egg	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#77	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#16	unquiet spirits	147
#40	unsanitized scalpel	10
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#60	unused soap	48
#1127	unusual disco ball	2
#664	useless powder	128
#144	vampire glitter	3
#52	vampire pearl	19
#21	vampire pellet	17
#15	vinegar	1,086
#76	viral DNA	43
#523	volcanic ash	2
#217	warbear beeping telegram	6
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#180	warbear drone assembler	3
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#271	warbear gyrocopter	3
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#264	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#139	warbear soda machine assembler	4
#202	warbear wardance potion	5
#34	water wings for babies	3
#47	whiskey in a broken glass	72
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#405	wumpus hair	2
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#95	yellow matter custard	1

Wow, that's 31,364 items total!

what items are this player missing?