Museum :: The Clown Prince of Crime

The Clown Prince of Crime

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#255	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#227	BGE shotglass	29
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#338	BRICKO brick	62
#251	BRICKO eye brick	92
#15	Barulio's bottle	71
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#61	CRIMBCO scrip	5,155
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#162	CRIMBCOIDS mints	13
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#92	CSA all-purpose soap	26
#136	CSA bravery badge	7
#111	CSA cheerfulness ration	46
#112	CSA discount card	45
#194	CSA fire-starting kit	81
#136	CSA obedience grenade	13
#105	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	68
#92	Camp Scout pup tent	96
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#971	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#1173	Crimbo fudge	3
#1098	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#715	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#509	FDKOL commendation	209
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#549	Goodfella contract	26
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#206	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#1206	Instant Karma	1
#41	Interview With You (a Vampire)	7
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#98	LCD game: Burger Belt	2
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#95	LCD game: Garbage River	3
#481	LED block	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#15	Marvin's marvelous pill	22
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#12	Mortimer's nostrum	97
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#33	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	2
#752	Schrödinger's thermos	9
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
🥇	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	860
#366	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	36
#295	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	50
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#384	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	34
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#523	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	5
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#125	Tiki lighter	3
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#473	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	23
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
#22	Winifred's whistle	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#47	ammonite candy mold	5
#395	ammonite fossil	11
#749	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#372	antique record album	8
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#111	bag of GORF	56
#102	bag of GORP	107
#147	bag of QWOP	13
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#121	banana supersucker	5
#384	bananagate	17
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#47	baobab sap	1
#21	bark beret	2
#21	bark boxers	2
#23	bark bracelet	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#670	bath ball gift set	7
#934	battered Crimbo Crate	7
#49	beach ball marble	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#43	belemnite candy mold	5
#424	belemnite fossil	10
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#83	berries of suffering	7
#481	bindlestocking	4
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#137	blank diary	1
#116	blank fudge mold	5
#391	blind-packed capsule toy	5
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#173	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#393	bone chips	35
#52	bone crusher	1
#195	bone meal	2
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#230	breath mint	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#165	brown crock marble	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#487	buckyball	10
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#189	can of CRIMBCOLA	11
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#433	candied bolts	4
#177	candied nuts	6
#1727	candy cane	16
#220	candy kneecapping stick	9
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#3108	candy stake	2
#147	caret	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#334	chocolate cigar	5
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#183	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#34	clumsiness bark	68
#346	colorful plastic ball	67
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#94	confiscated comic book	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#242	crumbling rat skull	2
#58	cup of hickory chicory	6
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#51	dangerous jerkcicle	21
#244	deadly lampshade	4
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#144	deck of tropical cards	3
#1796	delicious salad	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#51	desktop zen garden	1
#207	devilish folio	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#1050	dusty Crimbo crate	5
#2969	easter egg balloon	5
#133	eggman noodles	1
#1436	eggnog	7
#611	elven cellocello	28
#1396	elven socks	1
#236	elven suicide capsule	42
#193	elven whittling knife	1
🥇	empty Rain-Doh can	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#83	essential soy	1
#99	essential tofu	1
#1693	evil teddy bear	4
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#761	fake blood	1
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#215	fancy chocolate car	14
#1064	fancy dress ball	9
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#217	fat wallet	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#525	festive sausage	4
#1455	filthy lucre	9
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#69	fluid of fudge-finding	5
#53	fossilized baboon skull	12
#74	fossilized bat skull	9
#74	fossilized demon skull	8
#71	fossilized limb	151
#88	fossilized serpent skull	10
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#77	fossilized spike	61
#229	fossilized spine	8
#74	fossilized torso	84
#72	fossilized wing	56
#80	fossilized wyrm skull	10
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#80	frost flower	2
#1421	fruitcake	10
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#429	fudge lily	10
#259	fudge spork	1
#952	fudgecule	114
#63	fumble formula	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#1654	gingerbread bugbear	9
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#100	glass of warm water	2
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#2734	golden ring	2
#2658	googly eye	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#115	green eggnog	1
#549	green gummi ingot	36
#197	green peawee marble	2
#68	gummi ammonite	4
#51	gummi belemnite	5
#72	gummi trilobite	4
#349	guy made of bee pollen	8
#390	gyroscope	7
#38	half-empty carton of milk	12
#139	hand grenegg	1
#54	handful of bees	1
#4481	handful of confetti	2
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#1024	herringcello	19
#92	hideous egg	23
#744	hobo nickel	168
#556	holiday cheese log	3
#1604	iGoogly	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#135	irradiated pet snacks	2
#6	jar full of wind	625
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#55	jet bennie marble	2
#41	jingle bell	1
#884	killer rag doll	2
#2542	killing feather	1
#1412	kite	3
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#404	kumquartz	14
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#142	kumquat supersucker	5
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#97	leftover Crimbo rations	2
#109	lemonade marble	2
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#519	lewd playing card	4
#420	licorice garrote	5
#260	licorice root	25
#119	lime supersucker	5
#210	little round pebble	1
#510	live wire	2
#405	llama lama gong	1
#688	lollipop stick	15
#88	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
#54	lucky lighter	1
#125	machetito	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#75	magnolia blossom	5
#71	manly bloomers	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#1042	meat stack	1
#249	mime soul fragment	12
#108	misfit dolly	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#1764	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#84	mother's secret recipe	2
#618	motivational poster	6
#122	mummy costume	61
#218	mummy mask	1
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#863	nanite-infested candy cane	13
#696	nanite-infested eggnog	7
#302	nanite-infested fruitcake	14
#421	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	11
#926	nanofiber cloth	3
#363	night-vision goggles	5
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#840	oozenog	5
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#242	packet of beer nuts	1
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#21	pair of twitching claws	4
#274	paranormal ricotta	2
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#625	passable elf mask	8
#110	pear supersucker	5
#524	pearidot	9
#169	penguin focaccia bread	48
#1430	pet rock	4
#248	petit 4.1	4
#228	petrified wood	47
#332	phish stick	3
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#511	pile of gold coins	1
#53	pink-belly slapper	2
#28	pixel chain whip	1
#193	pixel cross	2
#226	pixel holy water	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#61	pixel whip	1
#202	pixellated moneybag	2
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#125	plastic cup of beer	25
#333	pocketwatch on a chain	8
#224	pointy red hat	1
#622	poison pen	3
#151	poisonous caviar	3
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#238	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	3
#70	portable cassette player	5
#243	possessed tomato	1
#1199	possessed top	4
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#164	powdered toad horn	1
#21	priceless diamond	20
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#1564	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#149	pumpkinhead mask	60
#21	purple prose pen	46
#653	quantum taco	6
#439	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
#283	queen cookie	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#127	ratarang	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#136	red China marble	2
#515	red gummi ingot	40
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#1390	red plastic oyster egg	3
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#24	resolution: be feistier	1,201
#14	resolution: be happier	1,212
#8	resolution: be kinder	305
#15	resolution: be luckier	322
#13	resolution: be more adventurous	313
#25	resolution: be sexier	1,187
#22	resolution: be smarter	1,096
#19	resolution: be stronger	1,166
#11	resolution: be wealthier	1,213
#135	respected companion biscuit	1
#313	ribbon candy	2
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#210	rigid carapace	16
#1854	robotronic egg	2
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#2146	rubber WWBD? bracelet	3
#2225	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#2766	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#2735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#69	rubber spider	3
#60	sand dollar	617
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#78	scintillating powder	2
#103	scissor duck	1
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#176	shimmering tendrils	4
#310	shrinking powder	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#594	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#434	sleeping stocking	6
#583	slow jam collection	7
#108	smoked potsherd	10
#72	smoking talon	1
#258	smudged alchemical recipe	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#236	snowball	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#65	software glitch	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#206	soy cordial	3
#144	soyburger juice	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#74	spectral jelly	1
#27	spice melange	16
#437	spooky bark	27
#1487	spooky eggnog	4
#84	spooky hockey mask	14
#220	spooky sap	50
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#25	square CRIMBCOOKIE	29
#277	squirming egg sac	47
#44	squirmy violent party snack	2
#105	stapler bear	1
#734	star chart	5
#18	steely marble	2
#79	sticky hand whip	1
#376	strange cube	3
#787	strange shiny disc	2
#127	strawberry supersucker	4
#547	strawberyl	9
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#2345	stuffed alien blob	2
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#610	stuffed key	95
#2643	stuffing	1
#1276	sturdy Crimbo crate	5
#361	sucker scaffold	26
#141	sun-dried tofu	1
#401	superheated fudge	8
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#631	sweet mochi ball	7
#134	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#361	tasty tart	4
#1316	teddy bear	3
#1592	teddy borg	2
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#1323	theoretical string	2
#297	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#360	thermos of brew	1
#369	throwing wrench	10
#419	tiny bottle of absinthe	26
#752	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#753	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	2
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#747	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	2
#750	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	2
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#614	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	3
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#227	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	3
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#759	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5
#553	tiny plastic Axe Wound	13
#351	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	12
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#890	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#504	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	9
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#144	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#842	tiny plastic Black Knight	9
#787	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	6
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#777	tiny plastic Boss Bat	6
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#1519	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	12
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#882	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#616	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	16
#455	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	20
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#213	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#1148	tiny plastic Felonia	4
#152	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#1251	tiny plastic G Imp	6
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#935	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	8
#1256	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	6
#1115	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#1245	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#944	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	8
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#643	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	11
#932	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	8
#935	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	8
#1236	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	6
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#740	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5
#644	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	11
#2183	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#723	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	10
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#764	tiny plastic The Man	6
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2150	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#488	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	7
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#669	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	11
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#848	tiny plastic angry bugbear	9
#931	tiny plastic angry goat	19
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#1083	tiny plastic anime smiley	7
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#507	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	14
#605	tiny plastic astronomer	12
#577	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	29
#797	tiny plastic barrrnacle	22
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#1213	tiny plastic beanbat	6
#1133	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#1129	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#803	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	6
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#1813	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	10
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#923	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#1753	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#1130	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#1382	tiny plastic cocoabo	13
#555	tiny plastic coffee pixie	29
#153	tiny plastic colollilossus	2
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#653	tiny plastic cubist bull	11
#579	tiny plastic demoninja	12
#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#1218	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#547	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	13
#946	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	8
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1069	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	7
#827	tiny plastic fruit golem	9
#1530	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	12
#1048	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	17
#1317	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	14
#904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#1234	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#866	tiny plastic grue	20
#582	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	12
#578	tiny plastic hermit	8
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#862	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	21
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#912	tiny plastic killer bee	19
#1063	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#1078	tiny plastic leprechaun	17
#886	tiny plastic levitating potato	20
#812	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	9
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#734	tiny plastic mosquito	23
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#536	tiny plastic ninja snowman	14
#564	tiny plastic pastamancer	8
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#789	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	22
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1226	tiny plastic scary clown	6
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#1782	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	8
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#1050	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	7
#1653	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	11
#750	tiny plastic spooky vampire	10
#694	tiny plastic stab bat	25
#1517	tiny plastic star starfish	12
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#537	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	17
#744	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#723	tiny plastic topiary golem	10
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#851	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#1067	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	7
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#719	tiny plastic whitesnake	10
#919	tiny plastic zmobie	8
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#403	top	11
#563	tourmalime	8
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#334	toy deathbot	3
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#418	toy maglev monorail	3
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#892	toy train	2
#1887	tree-eating kite	7
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#45	trilobite candy mold	5
#484	trilobite fossil	8
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#63	unearthed potsherd	63
#2207	unstable DNA	2
#2767	unstable laser battery	2
#328	unstable quark	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#245	vampire glitter	1
#266	vampire pearl	1
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#104	volcanic ash	72
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#220	warbear accoutrements chunk	20
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#40	warbear badge	4
#376	warbear battery	4
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#27	warbear bearserker mead	22
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#369	warbear beeping telegram	2
#30	warbear blizzard mead	21
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#43	warbear feasting bread	17
#31	warbear feasting mead	20
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#11	warbear goggles	1
#117	warbear gyro	2
#313	warbear gyrocopter	2
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#281	warbear helm fragment	7
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#140	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	9
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#14	warbear liquid overcoat	102
#9	warbear long johns	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#211	warbear requisition box	15
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#245	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	5
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#33	warbear thermoregulator bread	19
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#12	warbear warrior bread	34
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#326	warbear whosit	355
#108	water purification pills	94
#100	waterlogged crate	2
#51	whimpering willow bark	11
#351	wind-up chattering teeth	90
#407	wind-up meatcar	26
#338	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#615	witch hat	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#147	wolfman mask	57
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#530	yellow gummi ingot	38
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 22,046 items total!

what items are this player missing?