The Clown Prince of Crime

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#255A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes4
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#572Asleep in the Cemetery3
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#239BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt4
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#862BGE merchandise order form2
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#227BGE shotglass29
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#224BGE tiny plastic toy5
#338BRICKO brick62
#251BRICKO eye brick92
#15Barulio's bottle71
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#496Bulky Buddy Box6
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
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#1644CRIMBCO wine2
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#371CRIMBCOLOAF7
#92CSA all-purpose soap26
#136CSA bravery badge7
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#136CSA obedience grenade13
#105CSA scoutmaster's "water"68
#92Camp Scout pup tent96
#39Chalice of the Malkovich Prince2
#45Chorale of Companionship2
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#971Crimbo candied pecan6
#1173Crimbo fudge3
#1098Crimbo peppermint bark4
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#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#288DNOTC Box1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#715Dickory Farms Gift Basket8
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#509FDKOL commendation209
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1688Feynman gate1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#549Goodfella contract26
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#39Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times2
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#57Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin2
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#206Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration4
#1206Instant Karma1
#41Interview With You (a Vampire)7
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#343Knob pasty1
🥈LARP membership card1
#98LCD game: Burger Belt2
#107LCD game: Food Eater1
#95LCD game: Garbage River3
#481LED block2
🥇LWA ring1
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#383Let Me Be!4
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#15Marvin's marvelous pill22
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#60Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#12Mortimer's nostrum97
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#33Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince2
#752Schrödinger's thermos9
#357Sensual Massage for Creeps4
#282Sinful Desires2
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#767Spooky Surprise Egg4
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#627Summer Nights2
🥇Sword of the Brouhaha Prince860
#366Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro36
#295Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita50
#89Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier3
#384Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco34
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#523Tales of a Kansas Toymaker5
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#443The Joy of Wassailing7
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#58The Snitch's Manifesto2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#125Tiki lighter3
#935Travels with Jerry1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#306Uncle Crimbo's Rations5
#473Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide23
#363Uncle Romulus3
#22Winifred's whistle1
#381Wolfman Nardz2
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥇all-year sucker1
#47ammonite candy mold5
#395ammonite fossil11
#749ancient unspeakable fruitcake8
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#424antique 8-Bit Power magazine3
#401antique bottle opener2
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#354antique pair of blue jeans2
#372antique record album8
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#1192astral mushroom1
#2064astronaut pants1
#111bag of GORF56
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#147bag of QWOP13
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#753bag of lard1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
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#47baobab sap1
#21bark beret2
#21bark boxers2
#23bark bracelet2
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#670bath ball gift set7
#934battered Crimbo Crate7
#49beach ball marble1
#233beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#690beholed bedsheet1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#43belemnite candy mold5
#424belemnite fossil10
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#83berries of suffering7
#481bindlestocking4
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#28black catseye marble1
#237black eyedrops3
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#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
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#137blank diary1
#116blank fudge mold5
#391blind-packed capsule toy5
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
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#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
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#52bone crusher1
#195bone meal2
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
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#498borg sock monkey3
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#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
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#679bottle of pirate juice1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#230breath mint1
#110bronze handcuffs1
#165brown crock marble2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#487buckyball10
#70bumblebee marble2
#938bunch of bananas1
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#185calavera concertina1
#189can of CRIMBCOLA11
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#956can of spinach1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#433candied bolts4
#177candied nuts6
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#3108candy stake2
#147caret1
#802cement sandals1
#419cheap cigar butt1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#334chocolate cigar5
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#183circular CRIMBCOOKIE7
#34clumsiness bark68
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#217concentrated garbage juice4
#94confiscated comic book2
🥉control crystal1
#120cosmic lemonade1
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#242crumbling rat skull2
#58cup of hickory chicory6
#456cursed dirty joke scroll1
#593cyborg doll2
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#51dangerous jerkcicle21
#244deadly lampshade4
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
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#207devilish folio1
#985distilled fortified wine1
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#193elven whittling knife1
🥇empty Rain-Doh can1
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#83essential soy1
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🥈experimental carbon fiber pasta additive1
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#1455filthy lucre9
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#952fudgecule114
#63fumble formula1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#1654gingerbread bugbear9
#1070gingerbread horror6
#307gingerbread house2
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#89glass gnoll eye1
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#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#2734golden ring2
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#70grape troll doll1
#115green eggnog1
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#197green peawee marble2
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#51gummi belemnite5
#72gummi trilobite4
#349guy made of bee pollen8
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#38half-empty carton of milk12
#139hand grenegg1
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#4481handful of confetti2
#214handful of drink tickets1
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🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#1024herringcello19
#92hideous egg23
#744hobo nickel168
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#1604iGoogly1
#134imitation nice watch1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#691invisible bag1
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#531jawbruiser5
#55jet bennie marble2
#41jingle bell1
#884killer rag doll2
#2542killing feather1
#1412kite3
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#404kumquartz14
#84kumquartz ring1
#142kumquat supersucker5
#3057laser-broiled pear1
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#162lawnmower blade1
#97leftover Crimbo rations2
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#170letterman's jacket1
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#420licorice garrote5
#260licorice root25
#119lime supersucker5
#210little round pebble1
#510live wire2
#405llama lama gong1
#688lollipop stick15
#88lucky Crimbo tiki necklace2
#54lucky lighter1
#125machetito1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#2077mafia aria1
#75magnolia blossom5
#71manly bloomers1
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#482marshmallow flambé1
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#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#1042meat stack1
#249mime soul fragment12
#108misfit dolly1
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#1764monomolecular yo-yo2
#84mother's secret recipe2
#618motivational poster6
#122mummy costume61
#218mummy mask1
#1120mylar scout drone3
#863nanite-infested candy cane13
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#302nanite-infested fruitcake14
#421nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear11
#926nanofiber cloth3
#363night-vision goggles5
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#418obnoxious riddle1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
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#274paranormal ricotta2
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#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
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#110pear supersucker5
#524pearidot9
#169penguin focaccia bread48
#1430pet rock4
#248petit 4.14
#228petrified wood47
#332phish stick3
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#511pile of gold coins1
#53pink-belly slapper2
#28pixel chain whip1
#193pixel cross2
#226pixel holy water1
#66pixel morning star1
#71pixel orb1
#49pixel stopwatch1
#61pixel whip1
#202pixellated moneybag2
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#125plastic cup of beer25
#333pocketwatch on a chain8
#224pointy red hat1
#622poison pen3
#151poisonous caviar3
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#238poltergeist-in-the-jar-o3
#70portable cassette player5
#243possessed tomato1
#1199possessed top4
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#64pottery yo-yo1
#289powdered candy sushi set5
#164powdered toad horn1
#21priceless diamond20
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
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#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#1512pulsing flesh1
#149pumpkinhead mask60
#21purple prose pen46
#653quantum taco6
#439quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments2
#283queen cookie1
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#127ratarang1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#136red China marble2
#515red gummi ingot40
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#24resolution: be feistier1,201
#14resolution: be happier1,212
#8resolution: be kinder305
#15resolution: be luckier322
#13resolution: be more adventurous313
#25resolution: be sexier1,187
#22resolution: be smarter1,096
#19resolution: be stronger1,166
#11resolution: be wealthier1,213
#135respected companion biscuit1
#313ribbon candy2
#147ridiculous cocktail11
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#2677rogue swarmer1
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
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#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
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#2589sawblade fragment1
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#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#210set of jacks1
#176shimmering tendrils4
#310shrinking powder1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#594skull-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#434sleeping stocking6
#583slow jam collection7
#108smoked potsherd10
#72smoking talon1
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#236snowball1
#1348sock monkey1
#65software glitch1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#206soy cordial3
#144soyburger juice1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#74spectral jelly1
#27spice melange16
#437spooky bark27
#1487spooky eggnog4
#84spooky hockey mask14
#220spooky sap50
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#25square CRIMBCOOKIE29
#277squirming egg sac47
#44squirmy violent party snack2
#105stapler bear1
#734star chart5
#18steely marble2
#79sticky hand whip1
#376strange cube3
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#547strawberyl9
#77strawberyl necklace1
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#610stuffed key95
#2643stuffing1
#1276sturdy Crimbo crate5
#361sucker scaffold26
#141sun-dried tofu1
#401superheated fudge8
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#631sweet mochi ball7
#134sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#1007synthetic stuffing2
#361tasty tart4
#1316teddy bear3
#1592teddy borg2
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#341terrible poem1
#1323theoretical string2
#297thermos full of Knob coffee2
#360thermos of brew1
#369throwing wrench10
#419tiny bottle of absinthe26
#752tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#753tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer2
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#747tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer2
#750tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer2
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#743tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer2
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#744tiny die-cast factory worker elf2
#603tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf3
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#614tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf3
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#227tiny plastic 11 Dealer3
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#759tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear5
#553tiny plastic Axe Wound13
#351tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth12
#741tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type3
#890tiny plastic Beebee King2
#504tiny plastic Beelzebozo9
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#144tiny plastic Big Candy2
#842tiny plastic Black Knight9
#787tiny plastic Bonerdagon6
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#777tiny plastic Boss Bat6
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#945tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter3
#1519tiny plastic Cheshire bat12
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#882tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#207tiny plastic Crimbo Casino3
#616tiny plastic Crimbo elf16
#455tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer20
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#178tiny plastic Crimbomination3
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#213tiny plastic Don Crimbo3
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#1148tiny plastic Felonia4
#152tiny plastic Fudge Wizard2
#1251tiny plastic G Imp6
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#935tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser8
#1256tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester6
#1115tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist2
#1245tiny plastic Hellion6
#944tiny plastic Iiti Kitty8
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#643tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter11
#932tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl8
#935tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist8
#1236tiny plastic Knott Yeti6
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#740tiny plastic Norville Rogers5
#644tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy11
#2183tiny plastic Protagonist3
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#1726tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#723tiny plastic Spunky Princess10
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#764tiny plastic The Man6
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#488tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo7
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#685tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer3
#669tiny plastic XXX pr0n11
#174tiny plastic abominable fudgeman2
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#848tiny plastic angry bugbear9
#931tiny plastic angry goat19
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#1083tiny plastic anime smiley7
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#507tiny plastic apathetic lizardman14
#605tiny plastic astronomer12
#577tiny plastic baby gravy fairy29
#797tiny plastic barrrnacle22
#956tiny plastic batbugbear3
#1213tiny plastic beanbat6
#1133tiny plastic bee swarm2
#1129tiny plastic beebee gunners2
#1121tiny plastic beebee queue2
#803tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar6
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1813tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#1780tiny plastic blooper4
#923tiny plastic brainsweeper8
#1753tiny plastic briefcase bat4
#1130tiny plastic bugaboo2
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#540tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#1382tiny plastic cocoabo13
#555tiny plastic coffee pixie29
#153tiny plastic colollilossus2
#1502tiny plastic conservationist hippy3
#653tiny plastic cubist bull11
#579tiny plastic demoninja12
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#1218tiny plastic drunk goat6
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#547tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus13
#946tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker8
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#1069tiny plastic fluffy bunny7
#827tiny plastic fruit golem9
#1530tiny plastic fuzzy dice12
#1048tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick17
#1317tiny plastic ghuol whelp14
#904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers8
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#1234tiny plastic goth giant6
#866tiny plastic grue20
#582tiny plastic handsome mariachi12
#578tiny plastic hermit8
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#862tiny plastic howling balloon monkey21
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#912tiny plastic killer bee19
#1063tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box7
#1078tiny plastic leprechaun17
#886tiny plastic levitating potato20
#812tiny plastic lobsterfrogman9
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#734tiny plastic mosquito23
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#536tiny plastic ninja snowman14
#564tiny plastic pastamancer8
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#789tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime22
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1226tiny plastic scary clown6
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1782tiny plastic senile lihc4
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#952tiny plastic smarmy pirate8
#859tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#1050tiny plastic spiny skelelton7
#1653tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton11
#750tiny plastic spooky vampire10
#694tiny plastic stab bat25
#1517tiny plastic star starfish12
#201tiny plastic stocking mimic3
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#537tiny plastic sweet nutcracker17
#744tiny plastic taco cat10
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#723tiny plastic topiary golem10
#173tiny plastic trollipop2
#851tiny plastic turtle tamer6
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1074tiny plastic warwelf7
#719tiny plastic whitesnake10
#919tiny plastic zmobie8
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#2527toothsome rock1
#403top11
#563tourmalime8
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#1868toy crazy train2
#334toy deathbot3
#1590toy hoverpad1
#2209toy jet pack1
#418toy maglev monorail3
#1564toy mercenary2
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#1722toy space helmet2
#892toy train2
#1887tree-eating kite7
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#45trilobite candy mold5
#484trilobite fossil8
#253tropical paperweight2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1649twitching claw1
#82twitching trigger finger1
#63unearthed potsherd63
#2207unstable DNA2
#2767unstable laser battery2
#328unstable quark1
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#245vampire glitter1
#266vampire pearl1
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#104volcanic ash72
🥇wand of fudge control1
#99warbear LP-ROM burner2
#220warbear accoutrements chunk20
#105warbear auto-anvil2
#40warbear badge4
#376warbear battery4
#9warbear battle greaves1
#6warbear bearserker greaves1
#27warbear bearserker mead22
#252warbear bearserker potion1
#369warbear beeping telegram2
#30warbear blizzard mead21
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#217warbear breakfast machine assembler2
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#109warbear chemistry lab2
#222warbear drone assembler2
#42warbear drone codes1
🥉warbear electric long johns1
#5warbear electric warscarf1
#4warbear electro-spiked helm1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#68warbear energy bracers3
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#8warbear fancy fedora1
#43warbear feasting bread17
#31warbear feasting mead20
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
#84warbear foil hat3
#11warbear goggles1
#117warbear gyro2
#313warbear gyrocopter2
#5warbear heated ushanka1
#281warbear helm fragment7
#7warbear high festival pants1
#66warbear high-efficiency still3
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#140warbear hoverbelt piecepart9
#55warbear induction oven3
#118warbear jackhammer drill press2
#199warbear laser beacon1
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#94warbear liquid lasers1
#14warbear liquid overcoat102
#9warbear long johns1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#198warbear oil pan1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#9warbear polarized goggles1
#364warbear procedural hilarity drone2
#87warbear rejuvenation potion1
#211warbear requisition box15
#351warbear robo-camouflage unit2
#245warbear sequential gaiety distribution system5
#10warbear snowblindness goggles1
🥈warbear soda machine1
#216warbear soda machine assembler2
#5warbear spiked helm1
#88warbear superpotion1
#33warbear thermoregulator bread19
#320warbear trouser fragment2
#272warbear wardance potion1
#12warbear warrior bread34
#13warbear warscarf1
#326warbear whosit355
#108water purification pills94
#100waterlogged crate2
#51whimpering willow bark11
#351wind-up chattering teeth90
#407wind-up meatcar26
#338wine-soaked bone chips2
#615witch hat1
#1245wolf mask1
#147wolfman mask57
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#530yellow gummi ingot38
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#775yellow striped oyster egg3
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 22,046 items total!

what items are this player missing?