CarltheChemist

RankItemQuantity
#3375-Alarm Saucepan1
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#662Ancient Saucehelm4
#535Angelhair Culottes2
#439Argarggagarg's fang4
#437Atomic Comic1
#533Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#272Baron von Ratsworth's monocle37
#209Belt of Howling Anger1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#287Bonerdagon necklace38
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
#209Boss Bat bling16
#669Boss Bat britches22
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#112C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button5
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1464CRIMBCO scrip10
#1423CRIMBCO wine3
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#247Claw of the Infernal Seal4
#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#895Codpiece of the Goblin King8
#254Colander of Em-er'il8
#533Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#969Crimbo candied pecan6
#903Crimbo fudge8
#975Crimbo peppermint bark6
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2558Crimbuck10
#925Crown of the Goblin King27
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1038Dickory Farms Gift Basket4
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#474Drowsy Sword40
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#373El Vibrato power sphere2
#700Elder Turtle Shell4
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#445Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
🥈Fuzzby1
#509Galapagosian Cuisses2
#520Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
#1027Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#669Go-Wassail16
#349Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob3
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#549Heimandatz's heart3
#196Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#553Iron Beta of Industry12
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#879Jocko Homo's head2
#250Krakrox's Loincloth4
#62LOLmec statuette1
#455Lars the Cyberian1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#587Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet46
#228Misty Cape6
#235Misty Cloak5
#211Misty Robe7
#349Newman's Own Trousers3
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#103Orange Star of Sacrifice19
#165Order of the Silver Wossname4
#1001Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster6
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#391Safari Jack's moustache4
#842Scalp of Gorgolok4
#822Schrödinger's thermos5
#194Shield of Icy Fate1
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#393Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags2
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#40Staff of the Soupbone5
#35Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron2
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
#153The Art of Slapfighting8
#256The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones5
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#703The Mariachi's guitar case2
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#562Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#213Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#1163Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette2
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#262Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#1037Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette2
#671Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette12
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#842Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide2
#179Uncle Romulus7
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#354Wand of Nagamar15
#205Wand of Oscus1
#330Workytime Tea6
#394Yakisoba's hat4
#1147Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#265Zim Merman's guitar3
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#1150adorable seal larva2
🥇all-year sucker1
#198ammonite fossil27
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#101antique machete8
#607antique record album3
#185baby cuddlefish1
#1195badass belt46
#502bag of bones1
#325bananagate21
#1427bath ball gift set1
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#955bejeweled cufflinks1
#199belemnite fossil26
#44bewitching boots1
#246blank fudge mold1
#279bone chips59
#205bottle of Blank-Out70
#667bottle of bubbles2
#1336bottle of goofballs18
#321breaded beer2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#155bumblebee marble1
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#434candied bolts4
#177candied nuts6
#1862candy cane14
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#667candy knuckles4
#802cement sandals1
#544chintzy disco ball pendant1
#246chintzy saucepan earring3
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#27coal paperweight1
#278colorful plastic ball100
🥉control crystal1
#864cool whip1
#565corrupted data9
#113crotchety pants1
#262crystallized memory1
#68deluxe fax machine4
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
#16dice-shaped backpack1
#172disco horoscope (Aquarius)6
#164disco horoscope (Aries)6
#205disco horoscope (Cancer)4
#248disco horoscope (Capricorn)2
#153disco horoscope (Gemini)7
#235disco horoscope (Leo)2
#184disco horoscope (Libra)5
#142disco horoscope (Pisces)8
#242disco horoscope (Sagittarius)2
#197disco horoscope (Scorpio)4
#164disco horoscope (Taurus)6
#243disco horoscope (Virgo)2
#145discocktail43
#602drywall axe20
#1354eggnog8
#114eleven-foot pole3
#1052elven cellocello19
#926enchanted leopard-print barbell6
#467facsimile dictionary22
#19fairy-worn boots3
#411fancy chocolate car7
#809fancy opera glasses2
#164floaty inverse geode1
#588floaty sand14
#215freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini1
#1033friendly cheez blob2
#450frigid fudgepuck5
#187fudge bunny3
#870fudgecule198
#179fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#460fuzzy busby4
#300fuzzy earmuffs7
#493fuzzy montera2
#323gearbox necklace3
#316ghost of a necklace9
#986giant designer sunglasses1
#278giant discarded bottlecap19
#701giant discarded plastic fork13
#653giant discarded torn-up glove6
#771giant pinky ring18
#436gingerbread robot3
#58gnawed-up dog bone1
#352gold wedding ring17
#70grape troll doll1
#277green gummi ingot123
#1249grue egg21
#43gummi ammonite6
#68gummi belemnite4
#41gummi trilobite7
#971handful of confetti43
#149handful of crafty noodles3
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#565heart of the volcano12
#1425herringcello12
#627hideous egg1
#1291hobo nickel1
#606huge spoon1
#340imp unity ring3
#577inflatable duck1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#734jawbruiser4
#704jerky coins16
#1425kneecapping stick3
#84kumquartz ring1
#46leather aviator's cap1
#510live wire2
#152loadstone6
#96logging hatchet1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#279longhaired hippy wig2
#1622lucky rabbit's foot2
#593macaroni duck4
#446mime soul fragment5
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#108misfit dolly1
#47monstrous monocle1
#1340motivational poster1
#516mushroom fermenting solution17
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#489night-vision goggles4
#105ninja carabiner1
#108ninja crampons1
#112ninja rope1
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#673obsidian dagger27
#146octopus's spade1
#372old sweatpants198
#123orange peel hat4
#740pack of pogs10
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#140pair of pearidot earrings1
#886paperclip10
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#1682passable elf mask1
#290pearidot23
#1397penguin focaccia bread12
#248petit 4.14
#332phish stick3
#52picky tweezers1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#308pig-iron helm1
#1064pocketwatch on a chain2
#1087poison pen1
#22porcelain pepper mill1
#19porcelain plus-fours1
#24porcelain police baton1
#22porcelain porkpie1
#513quantum taco15
#306really dense meat stack21
#271red gummi ingot124
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#121ring of Detect Boring Doors3
#1032sandwich of the gods6
#1339shiny ring13
#892silver shrimp fork1
#806sleeping stocking1
#1272slow jam collection1
#216smiling rat1
#909solid gold bowling ball15
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#828spectre scepter39
🥈spirit bell1
#125spirit gum36
#120spirit mattress3
#139spirit pillow2
#102spirit sheet4
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#133spooky eyeliner17
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#156spooky lipstick16
#207spoonful of Linguine-Os1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1281stainless steel scarf2
#1711stainless steel shillelagh2
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#618stainless steel solitaire5
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#201still-beating spleen2
#251strange cube6
#400strawberyl15
#77strawberyl necklace1
#1332stray chihuahua1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#199sucker scaffold59
#278sucker tachi1
#657superheated fudge2
#143tangled mass of creepy pasta3
#927throwing wrench5
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#782tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#2797tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2699tiny plastic whitesnake2
#32topeé1
#23topiary necktie1
#35topiary tights1
#427tourmalime13
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#162trilobite fossil32
#442tube sock1
#969untamable turtle2
#1543unusual disco ball1
#36voodoo glowskull157
🥇wand of fudge control1
#9warbear battle greaves1
#320warbear beeping telegram3
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#210warbear foil hat1
#10warbear goggles1
#166warbear gyrocopter6
#185warbear helm fragment31
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#150warbear liquid overcoat10
#9warbear long johns1
#219warbear metalworking primer5
#198warbear oil pan1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#87warbear rejuvenation potion1
#105warbear requisition box57
#205warbear robo-camouflage unit6
#369warbear sequential gaiety distribution system2
#88warbear superpotion1
#127warbear thermoregulator bread2
#113warbear trouser fragment61
#132warbear whosit1,703
#91willowy bonnet1
#770wind-up meatcar2
#468woven baling wire bracelets2
#333wreath of laurels2
#588wrench bracelet4
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#261yellow gummi ingot126

Wow, that's 5,007 items total!

what items are this player missing?