CarltheChemist

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#537Angelhair Culottes2
#439Argarggagarg's fang4
#437Atomic Comic1
#534Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#272Baron von Ratsworth's monocle37
#208Belt of Howling Anger1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#286Bonerdagon necklace38
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
#208Boss Bat bling16
#670Boss Bat britches22
#39Brimstone Beret1
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#31Brimstone Brooch1
#39Brimstone Bunker1
#111C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button5
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#246Claw of the Infernal Seal4
#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#894Codpiece of the Goblin King8
#254Colander of Em-er'il8
#533Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#971Crimbo candied pecan6
#904Crimbo fudge8
#975Crimbo peppermint bark6
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2557Crimbuck10
#926Crown of the Goblin King27
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1039Dickory Farms Gift Basket4
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#472Drowsy Sword40
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#374El Vibrato power sphere2
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#446Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
🥈Fuzzby1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#669Go-Wassail16
#348Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob3
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#548Heimandatz's heart3
#196Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#552Iron Beta of Industry12
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#249Krakrox's Loincloth4
#62LOLmec statuette1
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#589Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet46
#228Misty Cape6
#236Misty Cloak5
#211Misty Robe7
#348Newman's Own Trousers3
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#103Orange Star of Sacrifice19
#165Order of the Silver Wossname4
#1002Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster6
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#391Safari Jack's moustache4
#842Scalp of Gorgolok4
#821Schrödinger's thermos5
#193Shield of Icy Fate1
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#393Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags2
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#40Staff of the Soupbone5
#35Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron2
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
#153The Art of Slapfighting8
#256The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones5
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#561Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#1163Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette2
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#1042Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette2
#672Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette12
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#842Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide2
#179Uncle Romulus7
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#354Wand of Nagamar15
#203Wand of Oscus1
#330Workytime Tea6
#393Yakisoba's hat4
#1149Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#266Zim Merman's guitar3
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#1149adorable seal larva2
🥇all-year sucker1
#198ammonite fossil27
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#101antique machete8
#609antique record album3
#186baby cuddlefish1
#1195badass belt46
#502bag of bones1
#325bananagate21
#1425bath ball gift set1
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#199belemnite fossil26
#44bewitching boots1
#246blank fudge mold1
#279bone chips59
#205bottle of Blank-Out70
#666bottle of bubbles2
#1336bottle of goofballs18
#321breaded beer2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#155bumblebee marble1
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#433candied bolts4
#177candied nuts6
#1860candy cane14
#1564candy kneecapping stick2
#666candy knuckles4
#802cement sandals1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#246chintzy saucepan earring3
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#27coal paperweight1
#278colorful plastic ball100
🥉control crystal1
#864cool whip1
#565corrupted data9
#113crotchety pants1
#262crystallized memory1
#69deluxe fax machine4
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
#16dice-shaped backpack1
#172disco horoscope (Aquarius)6
#164disco horoscope (Aries)6
#205disco horoscope (Cancer)4
#248disco horoscope (Capricorn)2
#153disco horoscope (Gemini)7
#235disco horoscope (Leo)2
#184disco horoscope (Libra)5
#142disco horoscope (Pisces)8
#242disco horoscope (Sagittarius)2
#197disco horoscope (Scorpio)4
#163disco horoscope (Taurus)6
#243disco horoscope (Virgo)2
#145discocktail43
#602drywall axe20
#1355eggnog8
#114eleven-foot pole3
#1052elven cellocello19
#927enchanted leopard-print barbell6
#466facsimile dictionary22
#19fairy-worn boots3
#410fancy chocolate car7
#810fancy opera glasses2
#164floaty inverse geode1
#588floaty sand14
#215freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini1
#1033friendly cheez blob2
#450frigid fudgepuck5
#188fudge bunny3
#870fudgecule198
#179fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#459fuzzy busby4
#300fuzzy earmuffs7
#492fuzzy montera2
#323gearbox necklace3
#319ghost of a necklace9
#984giant designer sunglasses1
#279giant discarded bottlecap19
#702giant discarded plastic fork13
#653giant discarded torn-up glove6
#771giant pinky ring18
#436gingerbread robot3
#58gnawed-up dog bone1
#352gold wedding ring17
#70grape troll doll1
#278green gummi ingot123
#1248grue egg21
#43gummi ammonite6
#68gummi belemnite4
#41gummi trilobite7
#969handful of confetti43
#149handful of crafty noodles3
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#565heart of the volcano12
#1424herringcello12
#627hideous egg1
#1287hobo nickel1
#606huge spoon1
#341imp unity ring3
#577inflatable duck1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#734jawbruiser4
#704jerky coins16
#1425kneecapping stick3
#84kumquartz ring1
#45leather aviator's cap1
#510live wire2
#152loadstone6
#96logging hatchet1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#280longhaired hippy wig2
#1622lucky rabbit's foot2
#594macaroni duck4
#446mime soul fragment5
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#108misfit dolly1
#47monstrous monocle1
#1339motivational poster1
#516mushroom fermenting solution17
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#488night-vision goggles4
#105ninja carabiner1
#108ninja crampons1
#112ninja rope1
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#672obsidian dagger27
#146octopus's spade1
#373old sweatpants198
#124orange peel hat4
#739pack of pogs10
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#886paperclip10
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#1682passable elf mask1
#290pearidot23
#1397penguin focaccia bread12
#248petit 4.14
#332phish stick3
#52picky tweezers1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#1064pocketwatch on a chain2
#1087poison pen1
#23porcelain pepper mill1
#19porcelain plus-fours1
#25porcelain police baton1
#22porcelain porkpie1
#512quantum taco15
#306really dense meat stack21
#271red gummi ingot124
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#121ring of Detect Boring Doors3
#1033sandwich of the gods6
#1339shiny ring13
#892silver shrimp fork1
#806sleeping stocking1
#1272slow jam collection1
#216smiling rat1
#909solid gold bowling ball15
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#829spectre scepter39
🥈spirit bell1
#124spirit gum36
#120spirit mattress3
#139spirit pillow2
#102spirit sheet4
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#133spooky eyeliner17
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#156spooky lipstick16
#206spoonful of Linguine-Os1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#618stainless steel solitaire5
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#201still-beating spleen2
#252strange cube6
#400strawberyl15
#77strawberyl necklace1
#1334stray chihuahua1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#199sucker scaffold59
#278sucker tachi1
#657superheated fudge2
#143tangled mass of creepy pasta3
#928throwing wrench5
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#32topeé1
#23topiary necktie1
#35topiary tights1
#427tourmalime13
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#162trilobite fossil32
#442tube sock1
#968untamable turtle2
#1544unusual disco ball1
#36voodoo glowskull157
🥇wand of fudge control1
#9warbear battle greaves1
#320warbear beeping telegram3
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#209warbear foil hat1
#11warbear goggles1
#166warbear gyrocopter6
#185warbear helm fragment31
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#150warbear liquid overcoat10
#9warbear long johns1
#219warbear metalworking primer5
#198warbear oil pan1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#87warbear rejuvenation potion1
#105warbear requisition box57
#205warbear robo-camouflage unit6
#369warbear sequential gaiety distribution system2
#88warbear superpotion1
#127warbear thermoregulator bread2
#113warbear trouser fragment61
#132warbear whosit1,703
#91willowy bonnet1
#769wind-up meatcar2
#467woven baling wire bracelets2
#333wreath of laurels2
#587wrench bracelet4
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#262yellow gummi ingot126

Wow, that's 5,007 items total!

what items are this player missing?