| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #5 | En Una Fila Tequila | 11 |
| 🥉 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3,009 |
| 🥈 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 277 |
| #163 | Microplushie: Bropane | 82 |
| #212 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 20 |
| #154 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 38 |
| #187 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 15 |
| #170 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 62 |
| #173 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 87 |
| #295 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #179 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 40 |
| #165 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 100 |
| #215 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 41 |
| #198 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 58 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #288 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 5 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #8 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 11 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #218 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 16 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1297 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #663 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1391 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 29 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Victor's Spoils | 6 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #51 | classy monkey | 14 |
| #6 | creepy voodoo doll | 965 |
| #28 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3,438 |
| #24 | giant diamond ring | 5 |
| #153 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #33 | little black book | 34 |
| #15 | live lobster | 187 |
| 🥉 | liver and let pie | 3,143 |
| #153 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| #7 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 37 |
| #6 | pixel beer | 101 |
| #32 | pixel coin | 133 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #144 | rat carcass | 1 |
| 🥉 | sea cowboy hat | 273 |
| #4 | shuriken salad | 1,627 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| 🥉 | stuffed Meat | 9,463 |
| #8 | the funk | 749 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 12 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #83 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 12 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #33 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 9 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #303 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #316 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #243 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| 🥈 | ultimate wad | 2 |
| #22 | voodoo snuff | 76 |
| 🥈 | warbear fancy fedora | 21 |
| #15 | warbear metalworking primer | 39 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |