| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1406 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #713 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #653 | Crimbo fudge | 14 |
| #638 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 14 |
| #231 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 25 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #764 | bone chips | 7 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #161 | boulder | 14 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #148 | fat bottom quark | 14 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #446 | fossilized limb | 16 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #409 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #677 | fossilized torso | 2 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #202 | grass clippings | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #86 | lawnmower blade | 3 |
| #80 | machetito | 2 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #65 | pixel cross | 14 |
| #67 | pixel holy water | 13 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #159 | plastic cup of beer | 16 |
| #31 | plastic cup of flat beer | 15 |
| #74 | pointy red hat | 6 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #133 | raisin | 4 |
| #90 | respected companion biscuit | 4 |
| #160 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 11 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #37 | space jam toast | 5 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #33 | toe jam toast | 5 |
| #31 | traffic jam toast | 5 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #960 | useless powder | 50 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |