| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1405 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #714 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #653 | Crimbo fudge | 14 |
| #638 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 14 |
| #231 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 25 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #456 | antique record album | 5 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #762 | bone chips | 7 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #162 | boulder | 14 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #149 | fat bottom quark | 14 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #443 | fossilized limb | 16 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #407 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #358 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #674 | fossilized torso | 2 |
| #478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #205 | grass clippings | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #86 | lawnmower blade | 3 |
| #80 | machetito | 2 |
| #500 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #65 | pixel cross | 14 |
| #67 | pixel holy water | 13 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #161 | plastic cup of beer | 16 |
| #31 | plastic cup of flat beer | 15 |
| #74 | pointy red hat | 6 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #133 | raisin | 4 |
| #90 | respected companion biscuit | 4 |
| #159 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 11 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #38 | space jam toast | 5 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #33 | toe jam toast | 5 |
| #31 | traffic jam toast | 5 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #960 | useless powder | 50 |
| #158 | wet venom duct | 1 |