| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #376 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #570 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #760 | CRIMBCO scrip | 150 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #54 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #757 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1202 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #552 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #528 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #1251 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bottle of Ooze-O | 44 |
| #86 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 91 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #2399 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #456 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| #148 | hyperinflated seal lung | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #17 | moveable feast | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #26 | oil of oiliness | 125 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #472 | pork elf goodies sack | 14 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #756 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #995 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #51 | sewer wad | 74 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #203 | sleeping stocking | 14 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4913 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #4861 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2879 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #12 | unfortunate dumplings | 69 |
| #564 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #152 | willyweed | 3 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |