| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #698 | pumpkinhead mask | 8 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |