| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #447 | Bash- Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #118 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #121 | Cheer-Up soda | 4 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #143 | Chroner | 611 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #48 | Colander of Em-er'il | 19 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #182 | DUFRESNE Suds | 7 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #23 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #83 | Dust bunny | 31 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #253 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #869 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #72 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #398 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 4 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #171 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 217 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #31 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 3 |
| #112 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #31 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #48 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #53 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #134 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 16 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #41 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 16 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #11 | Velougats™ | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #8 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 2 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #6 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 2 |
| #21 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #107 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #105 | bag of many confections | 2 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #39 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #108 | blue money bag | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #4115 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #134 | bread pie | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #137 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #159 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #5 | cat o' nine teeth | 1 |
| #121 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #119 | cheer-o-gram | 4 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #5 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #10 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #345 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #163 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #14 | chocolate bowtie | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #668 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #129 | clear Russian | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #75 | coal dust | 5 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #120 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #67 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #127 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #14 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #18 | flaming nose | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #17 | french-fry grabber | 1 |
| #116 | fried air | 1 |
| #73 | friendly cheez blob | 21 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #58 | furry pill | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
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| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
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| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
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| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
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| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
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| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #22 | hand-carved bow | 2 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #39 | hoarded candy wad | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #218 | hobo nickel | 1,333 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #16 | homemade robot gear | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #259 | hot pink lipstick | 2 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #119 | hunk of granite | 20 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #123 | incense bath ball | 8 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #30 | insane tophat | 2 |
| #147 | intact anemone spike | 2 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #158 | leaf of grass | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #99 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #77 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #76 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #72 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #71 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #28 | marshroom | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #12 | meteor shower cap | 1 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #54 | mime army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #57 | mime army rations | 7 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #55 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #73 | mime army wine | 5 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #50 | mimeplasm | 6 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #219 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #126 | nega-mushroom | 14 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #94 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #28 | pile of dungeon junk | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #80 | plain snowcone | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #83 | plastic nightmare troll | 1 |
| #5 | plastic piranha pot | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #14 | putty coat | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #19 | ramekin of space nuts | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #175 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #100 | red money bag | 10 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #196 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #312 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #20 | ribcage rollcage | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #16 | rutabuga bag | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #17 | scale-mail underwear | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
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| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
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| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
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| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
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| #7 | tinsel fin | 1 |
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| #13 | tiny baby scorpion | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
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| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
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| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
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| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
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| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
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| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
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| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
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| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
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| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
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| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
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| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
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| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
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| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
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| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
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| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
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| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
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| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
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| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
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| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
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| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
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| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
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| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
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| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
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| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
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| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
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| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
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| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
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| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
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| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
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| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
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| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
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| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
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| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #118 | untamable turtle | 13 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #85 | unusual disco ball | 16 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #4 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #5 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #9 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #55 | water wings for babies | 1 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #94 | white money bag | 4 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #72 | wind-up spider | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #5 | wrought-iron flakes | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |