| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #45 | Black No. 2 | 388 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #175 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 12 |
| #71 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 25 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1670 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #171 | Daffy Taffy | 202 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #104 | LED block | 13 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #302 | Mad Train wine | 344 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #396 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 140 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #448 | Rock Pops | 120 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #471 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 101 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #336 | Wolfman Nardz | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #305 | Yummy Tummy bean | 675 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #40 | adder bladder | 584 |
| #54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #354 | ball | 18 |
| #42 | baseball | 247 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #170 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #205 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #387 | buckyball | 12 |
| #157 | bum cheek | 130 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #151 | candy kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #153 | candy knuckles | 12 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1365 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #540 | cheap elven gloves | 8 |
| #235 | chef's hat | 52 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #103 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #66 | clay peace-sign bead | 105 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #272 | cup of infinite pencils | 5 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #79 | delicious salad | 410 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #166 | dirty hobo gloves | 169 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #978 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #102 | fancy chocolate car | 28 |
| #631 | fancy dress ball | 19 |
| #648 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #128 | flaregun | 132 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #345 | frigid ninja stars | 109 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #147 | golden ring | 125 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #142 | gyroscope | 21 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #149 | herbs | 387 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #289 | iGoogly | 90 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #129 | irradiated candy cane | 25 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #250 | killing feather | 82 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #269 | laser-broiled pear | 32 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #75 | licorice garrote | 20 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #48 | misfit hobby horse | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #267 | mulled cider | 6 |
| #695 | mummy costume | 7 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #288 | nanite-infested candy cane | 56 |
| #348 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #210 | oozenog | 14 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #93 | palm frond | 201 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #379 | paperclip | 116 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #112 | patchouli incense stick | 262 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #1106 | penguin focaccia bread | 17 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #384 | petrified wood | 21 |
| #79 | phat turquoise bead | 115 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #111 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #581 | possessed top | 10 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #139 | pulsing flesh | 19 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #128 | rigid carapace | 24 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #257 | robotronic egg | 95 |
| #386 | rogue swarmer | 83 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #234 | sawblade fragment | 93 |
| #174 | sewer nuggets | 180 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #33 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1,101 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #384 | spooky sap | 22 |
| #131 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #193 | stuffed alien blob | 29 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #909 | stuffed gray blob | 22 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #117 | sugar sheet | 123 |
| #414 | super-spiky hair gel | 175 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #165 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 4 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 4 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #112 | tiny plastic fax machine | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1437 | toast | 279 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #185 | top | 22 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #615 | toy hoverpad | 19 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1380 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #146 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #105 | twitching claw | 30 |
| #449 | unstable DNA | 117 |
| #259 | unstable laser battery | 79 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #343 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 17 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #407 | wolfman mask | 15 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |