| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #159 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #503 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #126 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 43 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #256 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #389 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #42 | discocktail | 179 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #694 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #894 | googly eye | 13 |
| #1049 | handful of confetti | 39 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #198 | heart of the volcano | 35 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #422 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #843 | ridiculous cocktail | 9 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #735 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |