| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #713 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
| #778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #761 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #452 | anticheese | 10 |
| #279 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #207 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #419 | antique record album | 6 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #800 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #83 | blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #350 | blue paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #713 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #607 | colorful plastic ball | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1470 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 6 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #249 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 21 |
| #589 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #819 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #774 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #461 | red class ring | 17 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #331 | strange cube | 4 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #196 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 22 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 12 |
| #156 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 14 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 6 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 15 |
| #612 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 27 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 9 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #166 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 48 |
| #191 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 42 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 21 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Felonia | 9 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 20 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 17 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 13 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #248 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 17 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #385 | tiny plastic The Man | 11 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 8 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 13 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #677 | tiny plastic angry goat | 25 |
| #273 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 16 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #887 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #420 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 37 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 20 |
| #204 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 20 |
| #335 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 13 |
| #546 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 8 |
| #234 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 19 |
| #256 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 17 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #727 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #273 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 16 |
| #320 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 13 |
| #255 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 17 |
| #498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 33 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #268 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 14 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #345 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #721 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 24 |
| #625 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 27 |
| #982 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #709 | tiny plastic grue | 24 |
| #939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #212 | tiny plastic hermit | 16 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #658 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 26 |
| #274 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 15 |
| #454 | tiny plastic killer bee | 34 |
| #602 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 12 |
| #397 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 38 |
| #464 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 34 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #203 | tiny plastic moneybee | 20 |
| #615 | tiny plastic mosquito | 27 |
| #188 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 21 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #408 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 10 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #750 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 23 |
| #293 | tiny plastic sauceror | 13 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #343 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 12 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #205 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 11 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #474 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 33 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #490 | tiny plastic stab bat | 33 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 34 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #112 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 17 |
| #809 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #187 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| #456 | white class ring | 13 |
| #555 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |