Museum :: SnackAttack

SnackAttack

Rank	Item	Quantity
#53	Überraschthexengebräu	11
#441	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#72	"KICK ME" sign	11
#57	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	11
#151	"caramel" orange	11
#59	"meat" stick	11
#474	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#74	1,970 carat gold	11
#420	1-ball	11
#62	11-leaf clover	11
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#150	1952 Mickey Mantle card	11
#387	2-ball	11
#23	20-lb can of rice and beans	11
#409	3-ball	11
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#420	334 scroll	11
#146	37x37x37 puzzle cube	11
#405	4-ball	11
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#32	5-Alarm Saucepan	11
#401	5-ball	11
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#400	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#414	7-ball	11
#1052	8-ball	11
#48	8-billed baseball cap	2
#37	8-bit banana	11
#296	9-ball	3
#12	99.44% pure math	11
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#52	A muse-bouche	9
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#196	ASCII shirt	11
#12	Abyssal ember	11
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#50	Adventurer bobblehead	4
#13	Aerheads	11
#37	Affirmation Cookie	11
#38	Afternoon Delight	13
#58	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	8
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#37	Agitated Turkey	3
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#105	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#67	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#25	Alice's Army Dervish	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	11
#8	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	5
#4	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	6
#5	Alice's Army Foil Coward	9
#5	Alice's Army Foil Guard	11
#9	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	9
#7	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	5
#4	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	7
#8	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	4
#5	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Page	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	11
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#5	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	11
#98	Alice's Army Guard	11
#102	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#68	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#103	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#32	Alice's Army Martyr	11
#104	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#107	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#99	Alice's Army Page	11
#101	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#34	Alice's Army Sniper	11
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#103	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#24	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#61	Ambitious Turkey	11
#28	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	5
#74	Ancient Protector Soda	9
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#1438	Angry Farmer candy	11
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#234	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#12	Arr, M80	11
#33	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	6
#60	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#53	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#37	Artist's Spatula of Despair	5
#54	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#82	Atomic Pop	11
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#51	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#141	BACON	11
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#55	BOOterfinger	5
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#395	BRICKO brick	11
#336	BRICKO eye brick	11
#46	BROS Energy Drink	11
#114	Baja sopapilla	7
#227	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#68	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	7
#1077	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#86	Battlie Light Saver	11
#149	Beach Buck	11
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#53	Big Punk	6
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#24	Bit O' Quail Spleen	11
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#30	Bjorn's Hammer	11
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#58	Black Hole	1
#377	Black No. 2	11
#20	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	11
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#319	Blood Light	11
#30	Bloody Nora	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#29	Boletus Broletus mushroom	4
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#888	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#117	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#53	Bordeaux Marteaux	4
#10	Boris's beer	11
#9	Boris's bread	11
#65	Boris's key lime	11
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#127	Boris's ring	11
#304	Boss Bat bling	11
#1991	Boss Bat britches	3
#114	Boss Drops	1
#35	Boulevardier cocktail	10
#59	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#76	Bowlet	1
#31	Boxing Day Pass	11
#31	Bram's choker	7
#85	Brandonian footlocker key	11
#24	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#350	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	11
#8	Breathitin™	11
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#60	Bruno's blessing of Mars	6
#55	Bugbearclaw Donut	3
#52	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	9
#20	Bustle Hustler	11
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#82	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	7
#220	C.H.U.M. chum	4
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#141	CSA bravery badge	6
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#325	CSA fire-starting kit	11
#140	CSA obedience grenade	11
#155	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#35	Caipiranha	2
#5	Calzone of Legend	12
#133	Camp Scout pup tent	11
#64	Candicaine	2
#51	Candy Alexander	2
#83	Carpathian longsword	11
#32	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#18	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#208	Cherry Cloaca Cola	7
#18	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#63	Chinese curse words	3
#44	Choco-Mint patty	11
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#457	Chroner	11
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#27	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#114	Clara's bell	1
#331	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#63	Claybender glasses	11
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#470	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	6
#231	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#95	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	11
#23	Cobra Bowl	1
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#818	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
#119	Coinspiracy	11
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#116	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#91	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#58	Cookbook of the Damned	9
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#226	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	11
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#159	Cosmic Calorie	11
#35	Crimbeau de toilette	11
#233	Crimbo Factory surprise box	11
#760	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#123	Crimbo dinner	2
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#231	Crimbo pie	11
#328	Crimbo salad	4
#161	Crimbo train emergency brake	11
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#113	Crimbojito	2
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#127	Crimbosmopolitan	3
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	11
#291	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	8
#261	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	9
#222	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#217	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	5
#273	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#221	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	5
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#42	Crimboysters Rockefeller	11
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#101	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	4
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	6
#170	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#274	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#131	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	4
#14	Crimbuccaneer runebone	3
#41	Crimbuccaneer shirt	13
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#20	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	2
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#24	Cursed Punch	11
#17	Cycloney	1
#270	D roll	11
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#170	DUFRESNE Suds	11
#35	Dad's brandy	7
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#22	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	11
#25	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	11
#26	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	11
#22	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	11
#24	Daisy's unclean bloomers	7
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#40	Dark & Starry	2
#6	Deep Dish of Legend	12
#56	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	7
#51	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	10
#17	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	5
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#347	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#47	Disco Banjo	11
#79	Disgeist	1
#38	Dish of Clarified Butter	2
#95	Divine	11
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#25	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	11
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#185	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	9
#22	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	11
#16	Doc's Fortifying Wine	11
#17	Doc's Limbering Wine	11
#10	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	11
#13	Doc's Smartifying Wine	11
#11	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	11
#68	Dogsgotnonoz pills	5
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#408	Dolphin King's crown	11
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#393	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
#52	Drac & Tan	3
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#206	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	5
#32	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#1134	Drowsy Sword	11
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#80	Duskwalker syringe	11
#124	Dust bunny	11
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#49	Eau de Guaneau	11
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#165	Effermint™ tablets	11
#14	Egnaro berry	11
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#110	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	11
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	10
#82	El Vibrato restraints	2
#536	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#16	Electric Punch	2
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#4	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#53	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#52	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	5
#60	Elf Guard eyedrops	8
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#83	Elf Guard honor present	2
#59	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#51	Elf Guard insignia (general)	2
#53	Elf Guard insignia (private)	3
#74	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
#42	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	8
#32	Elf Guard patrol cap	5
#101	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#109	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	7
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#41	Elizabeth's paintbrush	6
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#183	Elmley shades	6
#77	Elvish delight	6
#26	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#597	Ent cider	9
#49	Event Horizon	2
#102	Everlasting Deckswabber	7
#14	Every Day is Like This Sundae	11
#13	Extrovermectin™	11
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#26	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	6
#155	Fantasma en la Máquina	11
#85	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	11
#94	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	10
#101	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	11
#44	Fauna Libre	2
#9	Faux	2
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#83	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	11
#9	Fettris	11
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#41	Firewater	2
🥇	First Post shirt - Cir Senam	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#87	Flamin' Whatshisname	3
#78	Flaming Knob	1
#93	Flaskfull of Hollow	11
#8	Fleshazole™	11
#31	Fog Murderer	11
#39	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	4
#14	Frankly Mr. Shank	6
#257	Frat Army FGF	11
#83	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	4
#199	Freddy Kruegerand	11
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#24	Frigid Northern Beans	11
#120	Frogade	4
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#27	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	11
#35	Fudgie Roll	11
#35	Fun-Guy spore	11
#168	FunFunds™	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#21	Gabarbar	1
#255	Gaia beads	11
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#73	Gathered Meat-Clip	11
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#111	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
#23	Giant black monolith	4
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#32	Glo-Pop	11
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#16	Gnollish sangria	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#750	Go-Wassail	11
#78	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	2
#66	Golden Mean	1
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#22	Greek fire	11
#46	Green Burlap	2
#34	Green Giant	6
#96	Green Manalishi	11
#10	Green Velvet	11
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#19	Guzzlr application	1
#457	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#49	Haymaker	1
#427	Heimandatz's heart	4
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#9	Homebodyl™	11
#34	Hot 'n' Scarys	11
#44	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	6
#51	How to Play Othello	11
#52	Inner Strength	5
#165	Inner Truth	3
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#491	Instant Karma	11
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#590	Iron Beta of Industry	11
#27	Island Hurricane	1
#28	Island Landslide	1
#19	Island Thunderstorm	2
#49	Jack-O-Lantern beer	11
#36	Jamaican coffee	12
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#60	Jarlsberg's key lime	11
#112	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	11
#4	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	11
#213	Jocko Homo's head	8
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#40	Kelflar vest	6
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#453	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#331	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
#152	Knob Goblin lunchbox	11
#48	Knob lo mein	11
#45	Knob stir-fry	11
#29	Knoll lo mein	11
#30	Knoll stir-fry	11
#50	Kokomo Resort Chip	6
#474	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#62	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,234
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#162	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	9
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#7	Lepardner	2
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#33	Li'l Businessman Kit	11
#136	Liam's mail	1
#24	License To Kill	2
#102	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#75	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	5
#1728	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#363	Lucky Surprise Egg	11
#1249	Mad Train wine	11
#120	Mae West	11
#157	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#33	Mallomarbles	1
#49	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#12	Marltini	11
#32	Martialest Arts trophy	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#25	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	11
#125	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	11
#24	Meat Butler	2
#36	Meat detector	11
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#135	Mer-kin cookiestove	11
#21	Mer-kin digpick	11
#66	Mer-kin fastjuice	11
#82	Mer-kin foodbucket	11
#83	Mer-kin healscroll	11
#49	Mer-kin hidepaint	11
#64	Mer-kin hookspear	11
#66	Mer-kin killscroll	11
#35	Mer-kin pinkslip	8
#47	Mer-kin prayerbeads	11
#38	Mer-kin pressureglobe	11
#36	Mer-kin roundshield	11
#22	Mer-kin saltmint	11
#24	Mer-kin saltsquid	11
#36	Mer-kin sneakmask	11
#57	Mer-kin takebag	11
#179	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	11
#344	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	11
#597	Microplushie: Bropane	11
#389	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#411	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	5
#531	Microplushie: Gothochondria	11
#630	Microplushie: Hippylase	11
#294	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#448	Microplushie: Hobomosome	11
#642	Microplushie: Otakulone	11
#498	Microplushie: Raverdrine	11
#559	Microplushie: Sororitrate	11
#64	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	11
#218	Milk Studs	11
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#1056	Mob Penguin cellular phone	11
#498	Mohawk wig	11
#38	Moonds	10
#68	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#636	Mountain Stream soda	11
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#72	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#19	Mrs. Rush	3
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#27	Murderer's Punch	13
#12	Mustardigrade	1
#68	My First Art of War	11
#10	My First Paycheck envelope	11
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#486	NPZR chemistry set	4
#19	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	11
#133	Necbro wafers	1
#40	Neverending Party favor	11
#237	Newbiesport™ tent	11
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#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#825	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#390	tiny plastic Father McGruber	11
#653	tiny plastic Felonia	7
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1070	tiny plastic G Imp	7
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#484	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#935	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	8
#2792	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#398	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	11
#1246	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#1471	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#496	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	9
#645	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	11
#836	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	9
#937	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	8
#821	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	9
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#282	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	4
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#377	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	11
#1225	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	6
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#1067	tiny plastic Protagonist	7
#204	tiny plastic Queen Bee	11
#279	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	4
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#398	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	11
#1030	tiny plastic Spam Witch	7
#934	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	8
#13	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#967	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
#2060	tiny plastic The Man	2
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#835	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	9
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#205	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	11
#1429	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	5
#77	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1801	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
#4844	tiny plastic angry goat	3
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#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#834	tiny plastic anime smiley	9
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#836	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	9
#1243	tiny plastic astronomer	6
#2559	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	7
#2875	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#402	tiny plastic batbugbear	11
#2164	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#389	tiny plastic bee swarm	11
#393	tiny plastic beebee gunners	11
#401	tiny plastic beebee queue	11
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#396	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	11
#395	tiny plastic blazing bat	11
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#1235	tiny plastic blooper	6
#1244	tiny plastic brainsweeper	6
#1755	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
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#387	tiny plastic buzzerker	11
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#395	tiny plastic cavebugbear	11
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#3319	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
#2186	tiny plastic coffee pixie	8
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#759	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	6
#829	tiny plastic cubist bull	9
#1244	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2160	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#661	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	11
#1251	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#208	tiny plastic fire servant	11
#1244	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#1052	tiny plastic fruit golem	7
#1668	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	11
#3331	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
#2024	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	9
#715	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	10
#1767	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#2833	tiny plastic grue	6
#2114	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#2708	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1654	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	11
#393	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	11
#2465	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#923	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	8
#6176	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#2894	tiny plastic levitating potato	6
#633	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	11
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#391	tiny plastic moneybee	11
#3979	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#406	tiny plastic mumblebee	11
#700	tiny plastic ninja snowman	11
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#308	tiny plastic peacannon	8
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#1647	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	11
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#953	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1452	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#1248	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#208	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	11
#647	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	11
#2274	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#1113	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
#2516	tiny plastic stab bat	7
#4897	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#654	tiny plastic taco cat	11
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#309	tiny plastic the Free Man	8
#1429	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#2754	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#193	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#653	tiny plastic warwelf	11
#932	tiny plastic whitesnake	8
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1768	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#863	tiny shaker of salt	2
#18	tiny top hat and cane	4
#148	tip jar	11
#512	titanium assault umbrella	11
#2773	toast	11
#125	toast with jam	1
#36	tobiko marble soda	11
#23	tobiko pocky	11
#26	tobiko-infused sake	11
#145	tofu casserole	11
#769	tofurkey gravy	11
#759	tofurkey leg	11
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#787	tomato	11
#287	tomato daiquiri	5
#111	tomb ratchet	11
#1139	tooth	2
#148	toothbrush	11
#7	topeé	11
#6	topiary necktie	11
#111	torquoise	1
#34	tortoboggan shield	1
#92	totally sweet mohawk helmet	1
#462	tourmalime	11
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#716	towel	11
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#94	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#31	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	2
#27	trampled ticket stub	6
#63	traumatic holiday memory	11
#16	trench coat	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#25	trilobite candy mold	11
#220	tropical orchid	11
#41	trout fang	7
#230	true grit	11
#20	tryptophan dart	1
#93	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3
#280	tube of dread wax	11
#72	tube of herbal ointment	1
#165	tube sock	3
#8	turkey blaster	11
#1153	turtle totem	11
#173	turtlemail bits	11
#14	turtlemail breeches	11
#46	turtlemail coif	2
#66	turtling rod	2
#63	twitching time capsule	11
#19	twitching trigger finger	4
#49	two meat muck	4
#132	ultimate ultimate frisbee	6
#116	unbearable light	1
#9	uncanny desk bell	14
#60	underwater slingshot	11
#483	unearthed potsherd	1
#13	unfinished pleasure	7
#91	unflavored wine cooler	11
#125	unfortunate dumplings	3
#77	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#450	unidentified jerky	11
#130	universal biscuit	11
#104	unnamed cocktail	3
#154	unnatural gas	1
#331	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	11
#49	unremarkable duffel bag	11
#724	untamable turtle	3
#111	unused soap	11
#248	unused walkie-talkie	1
#377	unusual disco ball	7
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#107	used beer	1
#1405	useless powder	11
#1767	valuable trinket	11
#21	vampagne	11
#68	vampire glitter	8
#50	van key	11
#723	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	11
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#72	very overdue library book	11
#46	very small red dress	11
#68	vial of blood simple syrup	1
#9	vial of humanoid growth hormone	1
#55	vibrating mushroom	2
#558	viking helmet	11
#427	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	11
#51	vintage smart drink	3
#127	viral DNA	11
#25	virgin jello shot	4
#32	viscous lava globs	11
#203	vodka and cranberry	11
#58	void burger	12
#57	void lager	11
#76	void stone	11
#330	volcanic ash	11
#330	voodoo snuff	4
#275	wad of cotton	11
#29	waffle	3
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#218	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#200	warbear laser beacon	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#70	warbear oil pan	3
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#240	warbear requisition box	11
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#571	warbear whosit	11
#7	warm gravy	11
#166	warm mushroom	11
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#30	wasabi pocky	11
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
#725	water pipe bomb	11
#81	water-polo cap	4
#98	waterlogged cloth	11
#91	waterlogged leather	11
#93	waterlogged metal	11
#93	waterlogged stuffing	11
#41	waterlogged wood	11
#59	weathered barrel	11
#60	weird gazelle steak	3
#45	wet stew	11
#50	wet tack	1
#53	wet venom duct	8
#99	whalebone corset	11
#63	whalecake	1
#198	whiskey and cola	11
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#249	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#214	whiskey sour	11
#262	white Canadian	11
#120	white Crimbo ball	11
#159	white Xanadian	2
#550	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#28	white chocolate chip brownies	11
#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#517	white chocolate chips	11
#509	white class ring	11
#157	white collar	11
#24	white earbuds	1
#113	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
#60	white money bag	11
#318	white picket fence	11
#301	white satin pants	11
#192	white satin shield	11
#567	white snake skin	11
#339	white sword	11
#72	white tulip	6
#67	white wine	2
#249	wicker shield	11
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#176	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#134	wind-up ensign	2
#155	wind-up navigation droid	1
#71	wind-up spider	1
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#426	windchimes	11
#89	wine-soaked bone chips	11
#22	wings of fire	11
#807	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	11
#21	witch wart	11
#56	witch's brew	1
#675	wolf mask	11
#132	wonderwall shield	11
#162	wooden axe	5
#1221	wooden block	1
#180	wool hat	11
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#76	worst candy	1
#388	worthless gewgaw	11
#450	worthless knick-knack	11
#324	worthless trinket	11
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#309	wrench bracelet	11
#139	wriggling worm	1
#120	yak skin	11
#90	yam candy	3
#12	yam mayo	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#112	yellow brick road	11
#63	yellow drunki-bear	11
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#70	yellow pixel	11
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#554	yellow plastic oyster egg	11
#185	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	11
#20	yellow rocket	11
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#1229	yeti fur	11
#378	yohohoyo	4
#37	yule grog	1
#91	yule gruel	12
#104	yule pup	1
#34	zombie	11
#16	zombie dinosaur egg	11
#402	zombie pineal gland	11

Wow, that's 26,386 items total!

what items are this player missing?