| #102 | 1,970 carat gold | 4 |
| #121 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 21 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #4 | Aiolion | 3 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 2 |
| #23 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 2 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #26 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 3 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 2 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #41 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #19 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 4 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 3 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #16 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 5 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #4 | Amanitee | 4 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #19 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Argarggagarg's fang | 163 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #95 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 11 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #517 | BURT | 17 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #20 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 42 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #33 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 12 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #225 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| 🥉 | Bluzzard | 4 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| 🥉 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 21 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #72 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #12 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 41 |
| #50 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 29 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #201 | CSA discount card | 2 |
| #7 | Cantelope | 3 |
| #5 | Caramel | 3 |
| #11 | Carol of the Bulls | 14 |
| #11 | Carol of the Hells | 14 |
| #11 | Carol of the Thrills | 14 |
| 🥈 | Carpricorn | 3 |
| #32 | Celsius 233 | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #22 | Chori Zo trading card | 5 |
| #383 | Chroner | 40 |
| #25 | Clara's bell | 30 |
| #137 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 5 |
| #32 | Coinspiracy | 904 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #5 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 7 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #131 | Cosmic Calorie | 41 |
| #59 | Crimbeau de toilette | 6 |
| #151 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 32 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #131 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 23 |
| #10 | Crimbo candle | 22 |
| #21 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 5 |
| #58 | Crimbolex watch | 2 |
| #213 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 8 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 15 |
| #50 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 9 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 2 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 7 |
| #93 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 6 |
| #43 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 11 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 8 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 4 |
| #73 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 7 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 4 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 8 |
| #83 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 7 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 14 |
| #71 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 7 |
| #89 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 6 |
| #178 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 19 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 16 |
| #128 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #51 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 10 |
| #201 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 17 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 6 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 7 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 17 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #223 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 13 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 16 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 16 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 9 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 2 |
| #1272 | Crimbuck | 346 |
| #67 | Cursed Punch | 2 |
| #9 | Cycloney | 2 |
| #21 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 5 |
| #10 | Dinsey's glove | 2 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #4 | Dinsey's radar dish | 2 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #147 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 40 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #150 | Dust bunny | 9 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #64 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #51 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 6 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #7 | Faux | 3 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #7 | Flan | 3 |
| #34 | Frat Army FGF | 257 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #225 | Game Grid token | 3 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #6 | Glamare | 2 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #28 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 6 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #12 | Heimandatz's heart | 46 |
| #64 | Hippy Army MPE | 216 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #11 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 2 |
| #7 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 7 |
| #120 | How to Play Othello | 3 |
| #6 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 7 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #22 | Inndya trading card | 7 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #237 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| #57 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 4 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #78 | Jack-in-the-box | 57 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #14 | Jocko Homo's head | 35 |
| #73 | Kevlar balloon | 2 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #33 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 4 |
| #376 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #65 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 2 |
| #4 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 692 |
| 🥉 | LCD game: Food Eater | 740 |
| #6 | LCD game: Garbage River | 707 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #34 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #21 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 2 |
| #34 | LOV Elephant | 2 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #47 | Lars the Cyberian | 6 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #46 | Let Me Be! | 15 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #4 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 13 |
| #266 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 23 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #17 | Manual of Lock Picking | 3 |
| #20 | Mark of the Bugbear | 13 |
| #68 | Mark of the Ghost | 4 |
| #60 | Mark of the Skeleton | 5 |
| #68 | Mark of the Vampire | 4 |
| #13 | Mark of the Werewolf | 18 |
| #42 | Mark of the Zombie | 6 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #170 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 3 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #28 | Morbidda trading card | 5 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mustardigrade | 3 |
| #47 | My First Art of War | 17 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #18 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 7 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #55 | Neverending Party favor | 3 |
| #313 | Newbiesport™ tent | 6 |
| #8 | Nursine | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #9 | Oppossum | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #7 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 124 |
| #5 | Peaclock | 4 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #6 | Pimpsqueak | 3 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #5 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 151 |
| #30 | Poison Oak trading card | 4 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #354 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #143 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 5 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #26 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 6 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #83 | Rad Lib | 3 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #45 | Roo trading card | 3 |
| #4 | Ruffalo | 4 |
| 🥉 | Safari Jack's moustache | 68 |
| #783 | Schrödinger's thermos | 7 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #7 | Sequestrian | 2 |
| #26 | Serenity trading card | 5 |
| 🥉 | Shudder | 5 |
| #4 | Silly Little Love Song | 10 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #5 | Sledgehamster | 2 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #5 | Smashmoth | 3 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #5 | Snoutlet | 3 |
| #14 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 12 |
| #8 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 2 |
| #24 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 9 |
| #20 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 10 |
| #13 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 12 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #17 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 11 |
| #18 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 13 |
| #16 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 12 |
| #21 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 10 |
| #17 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 11 |
| #27 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 6 |
| #27 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 9 |
| #15 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 16 |
| #16 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 11 |
| #20 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 11 |
| #25 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 7 |
| #16 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 12 |
| #17 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 11 |
| #23 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 8 |
| #16 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 12 |
| #18 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 11 |
| #16 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 13 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 2 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #303 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 44 |
| #6 | Squib | 3 |
| #4 | Star Spawn | 155 |
| #33 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 15 |
| #43 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 7 |
| #32 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 9 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #7 | Straypler | 3 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 3 |
| #40 | The Emperor's new cookie | 3 |
| #11 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 11 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #18 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 6 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 80 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #21 | The Snake trading card | 7 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #15 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #6 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 3 |
| #58 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 5 |
| #124 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 20 |
| #22 | Thorny Toad trading card | 5 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 8 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 22 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 14 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 20 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 22 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 12 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 17 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 12 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 7 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 12 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 11 |
| #423 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 17 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 9 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 31 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 9 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 87 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 23 |
| #84 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 25 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 28 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 26 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 14 |
| #768 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 19 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 10 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #7 | Trafikoan | 2 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #44 | Travels with Jerry | 12 |
| #6 | Turpin | 2 |
| 🥉 | Turtive | 6 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #25 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 4 |
| #50 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #431 | Valentine | 70 |
| 🥉 | Vamprey | 3 |
| #7 | Vaporpoise | 2 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #39 | Victor's Spoils | 9 |
| #7 | Vulgure | 2 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #984 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3 |
| #6 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 5 |
| #4 | Wendtigo | 3 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #48 | Woldo trading card | 3 |
| #10 | Wullabye | 2 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian alloy | 2 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #31 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 26 |
| #33 | Xiblaxian crystal | 9 |
| #8 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 69 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 6 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #37 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 3 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yakisoba's hat | 64 |
| #202 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 11 |
| #23 | Yolo™ chocolates | 3 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #112 | actual tapas | 2 |
| 🥇 | adorable seal larva | 164 |
| #25 | alien gemstone | 13 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #164 | all-purpose cleaner | 63 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #34 | ancient calendar fragment | 8 |
| #25 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #549 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 2 |
| #79 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #319 | anticheese | 21 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #38 | antique beer | 15 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #8 | antique nutcracker figurine | 48 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #537 | antique record album | 4 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1495 | awful poetry journal | 6 |
| #26 | baby cuddlefish | 10 |
| #35 | baby killer bee | 369 |
| #78 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | bag of sausage links | 112 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #71 | balloon monkey | 27 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #102 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #219 | barrrnacle | 70 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #533 | bat guano | 11 |
| #587 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #199 | beanbag chair | 2 |
| 🥉 | beautiful rainbow | 25 |
| #126 | bed of coals | 6 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #199 | big rock | 7 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #181 | black Crimbo ball | 4 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | black label | 57,135 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #53 | black pension check | 398 |
| #29 | black picnic basket | 272 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #129 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #438 | blind-packed capsule toy | 3 |
| #722 | blood flower | 8 |
| #57 | blood-faced volleyball | 47 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #693 | blue plasma ball | 15 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #26 | bonsai tree | 6 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #69 | bottle of Crimbognac | 6 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of bubbles | 4 |
| #81 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #117 | bottled day | 2 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #169 | bowl of Jeal-O | 4 |
| #8 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 9 |
| #82 | box of Familiar Jacks | 4 |
| #127 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| 🥉 | brain preservation fluid | 51 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #16 | breakfast mess | 1,585 |
| #12 | breakfast miracle | 31 |
| #22 | bronze | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #194 | burnt flower | 45 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #526 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #434 | carob chunk noodles | 3 |
| #143 | chakra sludge | 8 |
| #98 | chaos popcorn | 2 |
| #7 | cheer extractor | 501 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #202 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #14 | chocolate pasta spoon | 330 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #444 | chorizo brownies | 3 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #723 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #218 | corned-beef Reuben | 6 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #135 | cottage | 3 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #89 | crate of firebombs | 2 |
| #10 | cubic zirconia | 1,460 |
| #13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
| #74 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #308 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #347 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #217 | cursed cannonball | 5 |
| #223 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 6 |
| #248 | cursed piece of thirteen | 3 |
| #259 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #269 | cursed voodoo skull | 4 |
| #5 | cute meteoroid | 22 |
| #265 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥉 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 35 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #30 | deadly nightshade | 2 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #19 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
| #242 | decorative fountain | 34 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #56 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #167 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #860 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #61 | designer handbag | 30 |
| #15 | detective tattoo | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #86 | deviled egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | dice ring | 6 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #13 | dirty bottlecap | 4 |
| #280 | disassembled clover | 333 |
| #14 | discarded button | 4 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #53 | dollar-sign bag | 128 |
| #878 | dollhive | 6 |
| #133 | donated booze | 104 |
| #162 | donated candy | 84 |
| #218 | donated food | 44 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #5 | dropped scrap of paper | 19 |
| #442 | drum machine | 7 |
| #63 | dry cleaning receipt | 10 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | dwarvish war mattock | 103 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #10 | eldritch effluvium | 35,464 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #130 | eldritch ichor | 7 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #392 | electrical thingamabob | 6 |
| #349 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 34 |
| #1264 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #14 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 61 |
| #23 | enticing mayolus | 2 |
| #26 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #219 | epic wad | 2 |
| #47 | essential tofu | 4 |
| #10 | eternal car battery | 31 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #87 | exotic orchid | 2 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #10 | fake cocktail | 30 |
| #30 | fake hand | 574 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #30 | fancy beer bottle | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #29 | fancy tin beer can | 8 |
| #110 | fat loot token | 39 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #94 | fertilized ghuol egg | 7 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #20 | fiberglass insulation | 2 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #79 | filth-encrusted futon | 8 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #200 | fistful of ashes | 21 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #309 | flask of tainted mining oil | 2 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #20 | friendly cheez blob | 45 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #8 | frigid mote | 77 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #102 | fruit basket | 2 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1380 | fudgecule | 2 |
| #15 | gamma nog | 398 |
| #61 | gauze hammock | 3 |
| #335 | ghuol egg quiche | 4 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #46 | gilded lily | 2 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #126 | ginormous pumpkin | 2 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #52 | glass gnoll eye | 2 |
| #158 | glass of bourbon | 2 |
| #45 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 1 |
| #150 | goat | 8 |
| #162 | goblin water | 1 |
| #157 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #89 | gold nuggets | 13 |
| #67 | gold tooth | 10 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #152 | gooified animal matter | 14 |
| #119 | gooified mineral matter | 17 |
| #171 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #45 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #46 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #73 | government requisition form | 14 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #942 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #31 | green pill | 2 |
| #18 | green rocket | 1,188 |
| #40 | grinning turtle | 6 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #18 | grouper fangirl | 3 |
| #197 | grue egg | 108 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #83 | gym membership card | 1 |
| #4 | half of a gold tooth | 4,469 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #9 | handful of bees | 13 |
| #566 | handful of confetti | 72 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #30 | headless sparrow | 93 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #7 | hermit factoid | 152 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #34 | hobo fortress blueprints | 3 |
| #142 | home robotics kit | 5 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #140 | hovering sombrero | 3 |
| #129 | huge gold coin | 54 |
| #79 | huge pumpkin | 5 |
| #172 | hunk of granite | 3 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #10 | interesting clod of dirt | 5 |
| #32 | internet point | 2 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #71 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #910 | jerky coins | 5 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #158 | leaf of grass | 2 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | leftover pasty | 125 |
| #57 | leftovers sandwich | 1 |
| #46 | lemony scales | 1 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #35 | leprechaun hatchling | 18 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #12 | lodestone | 8 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #434 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #44 | lucky cat statue | 4 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| 🥈 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 13 |
| 🥉 | macaroni duck | 64 |
| #6 | magical battery | 2 |
| 🥈 | magical pony: Pearjack | 8,184 |
| #161 | magnetic sculpture kit | 4 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #70 | makeshift crane | 9 |
| #144 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #36 | mangled squirrel | 87 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #202 | massive gemstone | 9 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #142 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #36 | meme generator | 1 |
| #17 | metandienone | 1 |
| #32 | midget clownfish | 2 |
| #26 | mime army camouflage kit | 6 |
| #531 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #39 | minin' dynamite | 67 |
| #135 | moist Crimbo spices | 26 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #20 | molehill mountain | 2 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #4 | mutant arm | 60 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #11 | negative lump | 13,286 |
| #11 | neutron lollipop | 403 |
| #9 | newborn kobold | 2 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
| #43 | nugget of quicksilver | 1 |
| #38 | nugget of ticksilver | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #8 | odd silver coin | 25 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #630 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #96 | old love note | 1 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
| #62 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #39 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #61 | pack of KWE trading card | 37 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| #122 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #326 | papaya taco | 4 |
| #52 | patent antipsychotics | 22 |
| #7 | patent invisibility tonic | 65 |
| #73 | pawn cookie | 7 |
| #49 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #58 | pet anchor | 4 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #101 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 8 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #68 | pie man was not meant to eat | 53 |
| #13 | piece of coral | 197 |
| #6 | piece of driftwood | 84 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #13 | pig-iron helm | 9 |
| #8 | pile of gold coins | 4,384 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #48 | pile of useless robot parts | 25 |
| #931 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #13 | piracetam | 2 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #600 | pirate pelvis | 2 |
| #78 | pixel coin | 3 |
| #55 | pixel daiquiri | 1 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #12 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 5 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #109 | pocket ace | 2 |
| 🥉 | pocket lint (blue) | 22 |
| 🥈 | pocket lint (green) | 31 |
| 🥈 | pocket lint (orange) | 16 |
| 🥈 | pocket lint (white) | 32 |
| 🥈 | pogo stick | 8 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #7 | portable steam unit | 23 |
| #251 | potato sprout | 8 |
| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| 🥉 | powdered dice | 4 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #126 | pregnant mushroom | 3 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #15 | pretty flower | 63,068 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #38 | print screen button | 1 |
| #7 | pristine piranha seed | 8 |
| #69 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 5 |
| #158 | pumpkin | 3 |
| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #501 | quantum taco | 17 |
| #85 | queen cookie | 23 |
| #93 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| #602 | rat appendix | 5 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #42 | rat carcass | 73 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #10 | really nice lump of coal | 6 |
| #75 | really thick spine | 5 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #385 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #27 | replica bat-oomerang | 40 |
| #42 | returned Thinknerd package | 69 |
| #66 | rewinged stab bat | 22 |
| #32 | rhinoceros horn | 1 |
| #15 | riboflavin | 1 |
| #14 | robin's egg | 60 |
| #59 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 9 |
| #50 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 12 |
| #75 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 5 |
| #64 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 6 |
| #64 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 10 |
| #52 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 11 |
| #50 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 16 |
| #46 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 16 |
| #72 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 7 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #749 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #76 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #47 | runny fermented egg | 5 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #74 | s'more | 1,006 |
| #191 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 6 |
| #46 | sandcastle | 3 |
| #39 | sandpaper | 5 |
| #6 | sandwich of the gods | 130 |
| #36 | scary death orb | 4 |
| #133 | scrumptious ice ant | 2 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #12 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #362 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #181 | shovelful of dirt | 2 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #24 | shuddering cow skull | 2 |
| #4 | sicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #68 | silver cow skull | 3 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #87 | simple ancient cursed key | 3 |
| #4 | single atom | 3,164 |
| #99 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #128 | skeleton | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #32 | skulldozer egg | 2 |
| #23 | sleaze cluster | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #10 | sleeping wereturtle | 81 |
| #206 | sleeve deuce | 3 |
| #17 | slime convention coupons | 15 |
| #12 | slime convention flyers | 19 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #43 | slime convention swag bag | 16 |
| #35 | slime convention t-shirt | 9 |
| #100 | smart watch | 2 |
| #9 | smiling rat | 46 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #175 | sneaky wrapping paper | 3 |
| #17 | snow fort | 2 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| 🥇 | software bug | 153 |
| #179 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 4 |
| #1316 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #4 | solid gold jewel | 600 |
| #307 | sorority brain | 3 |
| #6 | souvenir flag | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #65 | space blanket | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | spaghetti breakfast | 3,148 |
| #44 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 2 |
| #177 | sparking robo-battery | 6 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #192 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #108 | spooky alphabet block | 2 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #387 | spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #103 | spooky scarecrow | 3 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #860 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #85 | star starfish | 8 |
| #97 | stepmom's booze | 3 |
| #469 | stick | 5 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #14 | still-beating spleen | 21 |
| #179 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #129 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #6 | stray chihuahua | 79 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #404 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 107 |
| #1266 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 39 |
| #1998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 25 |
| #441 | stuffed Meat | 105 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5254 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #1618 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #1594 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #101 | stuffed bandersnatch | 2 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #1287 | stuffed cocoabo | 38 |
| #357 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 21 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #89 | stuffed dodo | 3 |
| #2111 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2219 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1814 | stuffed hand turkey | 29 |
| #359 | stuffed key | 157 |
| #577 | stuffed martini | 14 |
| #1791 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #485 | stuffed mink | 98 |
| #450 | stuffed monocle | 103 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #176 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 3 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1746 | stuffed scary death orb | 30 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1666 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1668 | stuffed snowy owl | 30 |
| #1714 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #1735 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1170 | stuffed teddy butler | 36 |
| #513 | stuffed tin of caviar | 90 |
| #391 | stuffed treasure chest | 147 |
| #1839 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #85 | stuffed walrus | 3 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #371 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 46 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #323 | sunken chest | 45 |
| #175 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
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| #310 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
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| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
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| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
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| #105 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #222 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 20 |
| #32 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 160 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 95 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 21 |
| #107 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 19 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 94 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 178 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 89 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 87 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #10 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 4 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 12 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
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| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #305 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 24 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #356 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 12 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Felonia | 103 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic G Imp | 158 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 39 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 172 |
| #38 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 165 |
| #274 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 16 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Hellion | 156 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 156 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 31 |
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| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 98 |
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| #32 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 191 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 157 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 169 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
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| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
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| #266 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 16 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 183 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Professor What | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 159 |
| #204 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 11 |
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| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
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| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 166 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 163 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 102 |
| #30 | tiny plastic The Man | 103 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 172 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 13 |
| #35 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 172 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #340 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 13 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 171 |
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| #34 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 174 |
| #33 | tiny plastic astronomer | 166 |
| #511 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
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| #288 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 15 |
| #36 | tiny plastic beanbat | 153 |
| #237 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 18 |
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| #254 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 17 |
| #197 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 16 |
| #396 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 11 |
| #332 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 13 |
| #750 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #22 | tiny plastic blooper | 164 |
| #35 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 168 |
| #39 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 173 |
| #245 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 18 |
| #361 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 12 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #245 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 18 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #730 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 23 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 113 |
| #34 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 177 |
| #37 | tiny plastic demoninja | 164 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #307 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 13 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 166 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 170 |
| #37 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 182 |
| #269 | tiny plastic fire servant | 9 |
| #35 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 144 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 157 |
| #784 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 22 |
| #886 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 20 |
| #567 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 29 |
| #39 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 161 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #10 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2,174 |
| #36 | tiny plastic goth giant | 181 |
| #737 | tiny plastic grue | 23 |
| #33 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 167 |
| #258 | tiny plastic hermit | 14 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #197 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 21 |
| #700 | tiny plastic killer bee | 24 |
| #39 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 171 |
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| #689 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 25 |
| #25 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 158 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
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| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
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| #312 | tiny plastic moneybee | 14 |
| #562 | tiny plastic mosquito | 29 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #315 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 14 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 152 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
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| #180 | tiny plastic peacannon | 12 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 32 |
| #276 | tiny plastic sauceror | 14 |
| #35 | tiny plastic scary clown | 177 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #381 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 172 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 162 |
| #266 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #32 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 182 |
| #606 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 27 |
| #39 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 152 |
| #629 | tiny plastic stab bat | 27 |
| #536 | tiny plastic star starfish | 30 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #30 | tiny plastic taco cat | 189 |
| #213 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 11 |
| #22 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 222 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 13 |
| #38 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 167 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic warwelf | 185 |
| #41 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 152 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #25 | tiny plastic zmobie | 169 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #117 | tofu casserole | 14 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #915 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #667 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #583 | towel | 15 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1255 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #342 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| 🥈 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 33 |
| #4 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 32 |
| #4 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 29 |
| #34 | transmission from planet Xi | 4 |
| #277 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #48 | triad summoning scroll | 8 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #303 | tropical orchid | 7 |
| #199 | tulip | 3 |
| #16 | ultracalcium | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #9 | untamable turtle | 40 |
| #18 | unusual disco ball | 35 |
| #45 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 4 |
| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #11 | valuable coin | 621 |
| 🥉 | very fancy whiskey | 161 |
| #86 | void stone | 1 |
| #98 | volleyball | 2 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #20 | warehouse key | 32 |
| #33 | water log | 2 |
| #10 | waterlogged cloth | 143 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #9 | waterlogged leather | 154 |
| #8 | waterlogged metal | 159 |
| #10 | waterlogged stuffing | 149 |
| #25 | waterlogged wood | 18 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #548 | white chocolate chip cookies | 3 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #45 | wind-up chattering teeth | 467 |
| #21 | woim | 2 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #64 | wriggling severed nose | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | yule pup | 2 |
| #168 | yummy death watch beetle | 2 |
| #39 | zombie dinosaur egg | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |