MrPresident

RankItemQuantity
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#130A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 22
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#87A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#132A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#13Brimstone Chicken Sandwich3,765
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#23Children's Meal of the Damned1
#12Clan pool table1
#1042Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#12Crimbo hat1
#8Crimbo pants1
#11Crimbo sword1
#67DNOTC Box5
#26Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#11Double Bacon Beelzeburger3,749
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#9Jumbo Dr. Lucifer3,749
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#51Libram of Candy Heart Summoning2
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#47Libram of Resolutions1
#11Lord of the Flies-sized fries3,734
#21Manual of Transcendent Olfaction1
#44March hat1
#65Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
🥉Newbiesport™ backpack1
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#8Radio KoL Bottle Opener1
#5Radio KoL Maracas1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#439Retenez L'Herbe Paté5
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#523Tales of a Kansas Toymaker5
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
#557The Joy of Wassailing5
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#34Tome of Snowcone Summoning1
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#464Uncle Romulus2
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#740Valentine23
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#1568adorable seal larva1
#76anniversary balloon23
#478anniversary gift box7
#82astral badger1
#132bad penguin egg1
#388bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#95bottled green pixie1
#437bow1
#39bow staff2
#38bowlegged pants2
#43bowler2
#4118box of sunshine13
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#419cheap cigar butt1
#557chocolate cigar1
#731chunk of depleted Grimacite12
#14coconut shell5,287
#26comfy blanket1
#29crazy bastard sword1
#7custom avatar form1
#58dandy lion cub1
🥈deactivated RoboGoose1
#189deluxe fax machine2
#25depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#22depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#908designer handbag2
#30doppelshifter egg1
#27dry noodles9,469
#156expensive cigar1
#81fancy chocolate23
#273fine wine23
#9flaming pink shirt1
#90floaty rock1
#257gloomy black mushroom13
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#346heart-shaped balloon23
🥈hemp backpack1
#17hockey stick of furious angry rage1
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#18hypnodisk1
#11ice pick1
#62ice sickle1
🥈ice skates3
#6incredibly dense meat gem3
🥈indie comic hipster glasses1
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#8jitterbug larva1
#22little paper umbrella5,515
#12lucky Tam O'Shanter1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#18magical ice cubes5,649
#37microwave stogie1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#12nervous tick egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#7origami pasties1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#155petrified time3
#21pile of loose snow5
🥈pile of smoking rags1
#23pilgrim shield2
#539pink candy heart23
#541pixellated candy heart23
#95plastic pumpkin bucket1
#23pompadour'd puppy1
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#115pretty bouquet23
#24pygmy bugbear shaman1
#603radio button candy1
#228raffle prize box1
#20rock lobster1
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#17scrumptious reagent11,272
#124secret from the future1
#146severed rocking horse head3
#572strange cube1
🥈superhero mask1
#38sweet nutcracker1
🥇time sleigh1
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#17tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#84toast30,313
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#14tropical wrapping paper23
#24wax lips1
#42wedge of gray cheese1
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

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