| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #13 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 3,765 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #67 | DNOTC Box | 5 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #11 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3,749 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #9 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 3,749 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #48 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #11 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3,734 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #740 | Valentine | 23 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #76 | anniversary balloon | 23 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #14 | coconut shell | 5,287 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #24 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #27 | dry noodles | 9,469 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #83 | fancy chocolate | 23 |
| #273 | fine wine | 23 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #258 | gloomy black mushroom | 13 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #346 | heart-shaped balloon | 23 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #17 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| 🥈 | ice skates | 3 |
| #6 | incredibly dense meat gem | 3 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #22 | little paper umbrella | 5,515 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #19 | magical ice cubes | 5,649 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #21 | pile of loose snow | 5 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #23 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #540 | pink candy heart | 23 |
| #541 | pixellated candy heart | 23 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #115 | pretty bouquet | 23 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #17 | scrumptious reagent | 11,272 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #84 | toast | 30,313 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #14 | tropical wrapping paper | 23 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |