Museum :: Valarauko

Valarauko

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#263	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#420	1-ball	11
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#63	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	214
#1049	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#66	33398 scroll	438
#933	334 scroll	1
#1112	4-ball	2
#140	4-d camera	1
#136	4-dimensional guitar	17
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#190	64067 scroll	2
#394	668 scroll	1
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1115	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1530	8-ball	5
#626	9-ball	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#226	Alewife™ Ale	3
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1716	Angry Farmer candy	5
#97	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	15
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#86	BGE merchandise order form	44
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#576	BGE shotglass	12
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#87	BRAINS shorts	15
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#121	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#137	BitterSweetTarts	10
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#324	Black No. 2	16
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#232	Blatantly Canadian	12
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#144	Blood Light	30
#63	Bohemian rhapsody	14
#105	Bone's Farm "wine"	16
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#290	Boris's ring	6
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#283	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#255	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#148	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#145	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
#53	CRIMBCO mug	321
#1196	CRIMBCO scrip	30
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#169	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#393	Corpse Island iced tea	13
#355	Crimbo candied pecan	33
#415	Crimbo fudge	27
#387	Crimbo peppermint bark	29
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1772	Crimbuck	85
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#619	Daffy Taffy	46
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#212	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	27
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#724	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4
#739	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#2027	Drowsy Sword	3
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#217	Dyspepsi-Cola	341
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#173	El Vibrato power sphere	7
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	9
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	4
#80	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	13
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	7
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#128	Elmley shades	9
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#333	Ent cider	24
#40	Everlasting Deckswabber	26
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#709	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#37	Frat Army FGF	231
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#153	GOTO	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#108	Genalen™ Bottle	39
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#104	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#287	Gnollish pie server	6
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#205	Gnollish toolbox	27
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#594	Go-Wassail	23
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#457	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#56	Hippy Army MPE	252
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#250	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
#747	Imp Ale	126
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#608	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	9
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#498	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#347	Knob Goblin elite polearm	14
#453	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#329	Knob Goblin firecracker	56
#556	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#151	Knob Goblin love potion	108
#57	Knob Goblin lunchbox	47
#67	Knob Goblin melon baller	63
#132	Knob Goblin nasal spray	6
#280	Knob Goblin pants	47
#301	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#109	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	18
#274	Knob Goblin scimitar	47
#72	Knob Goblin seltzer	541
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#472	Knob Goblin spatula	7
#163	Knob Goblin steroids	90
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#49	Knob Goblin superseltzer	228
#231	Knob Goblin tongs	80
#295	Knob Goblin visor	21
#110	Knob jelly donut	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#570	Knob sausage	2
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#406	Knoll mushroom	23
#102	Knoll shroomkabob	17
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#467	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
#234	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	249
#335	Lucky Surprise Egg	13
#1043	M-242	2
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#827	Mad Train wine	54
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#80	Manetwich	12
#109	Mariner's Friend cough drops	7
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#97	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	82
#403	Meat detector	1
#92	Meat maid	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#269	Meleegra™ pills	38
#56	Mer-kin digpick	3
#93	Mer-kin fastjuice	6
#114	Mer-kin foodbucket	5
#113	Mer-kin healscroll	7
#90	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#113	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#91	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#107	Mer-kin takebag	4
#91	Mer-kin thingpouch	8
#222	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	8
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#222	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	351
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#157	Mohawk wig	85
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#327	Monstar energy beverage	11
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#1603	Mr. Mediocrebar	18
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#269	NG	3
#259	NPZR chemistry set	18
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#389	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#156	Nightstalker perfume	19
#31	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	7
#179	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	8
#166	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	8
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#167	Oil of Parrrlay	19
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#351	Orcish baseball cap	9
#361	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#227	Pine-Fresh air freshener	15
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#576	Ram's Face Lager	16
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#101	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1545	Rock Pops	20
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#89	S.T.L.T.	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#121	Spam Witch sammich	546
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#364	Spooky Surprise Egg	32
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#403	Supernova Champagne	8
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#338	The Cooler Out of Space	6
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#151	The Necbronomicon	2
#102	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#221	Tiger-lily's milk	4
#197	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	25
#420	Travels with Jerry	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#126	Trollhouse cookies	479
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#441	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	25
#523	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#2092	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#136	Wax Flask	2
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#398	Wint-O-Fresh mint	31
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#330	Workytime Tea	6
#134	X-37 gun	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#2580	Yummy Tummy bean	8
#380	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#365	a butt tuba	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#336	abandoned candy	1
#166	abominable blubber	3
#486	abominable snowcone	20
#504	accidental cider	1
#470	acid-squirting flower	6
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#203	adder bladder	63
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#73	agua de vida	103
#91	albatross necklace	1
#256	all-purpose cleaner	25
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#198	amulet of extreme plot significance	84
#236	ancient Magi-Wipes	28
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#639	ancient frozen dinner	1
#259	ancient protein powder	17
#110	ancient spice	38
#121	ancient stone fist	12
#109	ancient stone head	10
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#1252	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
#848	annoying pitchfork	2
#630	ant agonist	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#117	ant hoe	4
#98	ant pick	4
#167	ant pitchfork	2
#285	ant rake	1
#107	ant sickle	4
#183	anti-anti-antidote	26
#1062	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#124	antique greaves	89
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#116	antique helmet	98
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#933	antique record album	1
#101	antique shield	113
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#147	antique spear	80
#181	armgun	17
#410	around the world	2
#247	arrowgram	1
#268	arrrgyle socks	10
#138	asbestos apron	10
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#175	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#902	asbestos ore	3
#262	asbestos staff	2
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#180	asparagus knife	59
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#96	asparagus stir-fry	2
#769	aspirin	1
#469	asshat	2
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#7	augmented El Vibrato drone	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#531	awful poetry journal	142
#359	bätzle	1
#108	baby cuddlefish	2
#726	baby killer bee	12
#197	bacon bath ball	5
#2451	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#85	baconstone earring	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#122	baconstone ring	2
#5940	badass belt	3
#105	badass pie	1
#133	badger badge	1
#608	bag of Cheat-Os	7
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#147	bag of lard	8
#133	bag of many confections	1
#1109	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#201	balaclava	4
#256	balaclava baklava	11
#703	ball	9
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#57	balloon shield	2
#312	balloon sword	1
#395	ballroom blintz	5
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#221	banana cream pie	2
#135	banana daiquiri	2
#88	banana milkshake	1
#206	banana peel	26
#185	banana smoothie	4
#208	banana spritzer	1
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#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 58,603 items total!

what items are this player missing?