Museum :: Pando the Gourmet

Pando the Gourmet

Rank	Item	Quantity
#48	Überraschthexengebräu	13
#237	"caramel" orange	1
#47	"meat" stick	42
#95	1,970 carat gold	6
#87	1952 Mickey Mantle card	64
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#45	A muse-bouche	11
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#15	ASCII fu manchu	109
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#46	Ancient Protector Soda	15
#73	BOOterfinger	4
#14	BRICKO egg	2
#62	BRICKO stud	9
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#53	BUBBLE GUM	6
#606	BURT	2
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#16	Bangyomaman battle juice	77
#156	Barney's rake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#62	Big Punk	5
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#194	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	53
🥈	Byte	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#49	Charity's choker	7
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#54	Christmas ham	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#114	Clara's bell	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#25	Cracklin' Oat Bran	45
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#215	Crimbo food scraps	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#143	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	29
#61	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	8
#81	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	7
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#40	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	13
#50	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	12
#39	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	12
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#62	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	9
#56	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	9
#62	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#68	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	9
#59	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	11
#163	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	25
#47	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	11
#7	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	3
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#60	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
#142	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	29
#101	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	16
#34	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	13
#37	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	15
#151	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	27
#34	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	15
#43	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	14
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#150	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	10
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	2
#133	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	34
#180	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	7
#146	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	29
#48	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	10
#9	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	3
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#187	DUFRESNE Suds	6
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#259	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	38
#172	Dust bunny	3
#19	Dweebisol™ inhaler	86
#52	Easter eggnog	1
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#114	Elf Guard honor present	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#28	Enchanted Flyswatter	27
#12	Enchanted Plunger	113
#24	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#390	FDKOL hotcakes	5
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#103	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#41	Fantasma en la Máquina	106
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#13	Fitspiration™ poster	166
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#27	Fu Manchu Wax	51
#11	Gearhead Goo	140
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#83	Glenn's golden dice	1
#23	Gnollish Crossdress	39
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1014	Goodfella contract	1
#15	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	51
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
🥇	ICEbox	7
#33	Iceberglar scarf	36
#28	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	342
#32	Illuminati earpiece	35
#16	Instant Karma	544
#114	Jamaican coffee	1
#9	Knob Goblin Mutagen	266
#265	Knob sausage	20
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#38	Kudzu slaw	21
#337	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	27
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#33	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	117
#32	Leonard's glasses	35
#15	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	125
#128	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#24	Manetwich	41
#44	Mansquito's blood	17
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#89	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#22	Mer-kin lunchbox	8
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#840	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#919	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#953	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#19	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
#12	Missing Eye Simulation Device	117
#66	Moonds	4
#127	Mysterious Black Box	5
#129	Mysterious Blue Box	5
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#68	Neverending Party favor	1
#68	New Age healing crystal	20
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#27	Osk'r Chow	36
#41	P.B.L.T.	335
#74	PB&BP	2
#68	PB&J with the crusts cut off	2
#155	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#90	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
#685	Penultimate Fantasy chest	6
#7	Pocket Square of Loathing	117
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#89	Racisto Ruidoso	5
#17	Red Army camouflage kit	206
#16	Red Fox glove	1
#17	Red Russian	1
#12	Redeye™ Eyedrops	141
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#47	Rogue Windmill Rouge	9
#51	Rompedores de Fantasmas	94
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#7	Science Notebook	2
#77	Scuba Snack	4
#58	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#37	Shivering Chèvre	183
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#14	Skullery Maid's Knee	150
#22	Smart Bone Dust	68
#25	Sogg-Os	15
#8	Source terminal CRAM chip	2
#25	Space Baby children's book	2
#147	Spam Witch sammich	404
#41	Spant eggs	1
#38	Spirit of Christmas	281
#34	Spirit of Easter	230
#43	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	239
#67	Spirit of Thanksgiving	103
#40	Spirit of Veteran's Day	325
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#5	Star Spawn	117
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#22	Stone Golem pebbles	214
#71	Strix stix	60
#62	Swedish coffee	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	4
#19	Tears of the Quiet Healer	350
#62	Thanksgiving ration	1
#42	The Author's inkwell	17
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#91	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
#11	The Legendary Beat	4
#30	The One Mood Ring	1
#9	The Sword in the Steak	2
#6	Third Eye	1
#34	Thriller Ice	3
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#71	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#509	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#834	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#281	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#414	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#840	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#354	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#990	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#416	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1418	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#268	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#154	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1740	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1947	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#188	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1819	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#254	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#316	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#629	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#179	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#333	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#450	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#230	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#449	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1305	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#667	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#104	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	1
#956	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#289	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#2348	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1271	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#117	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#178	Trainbot circuitry	1
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#168	Trainbot linkages	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#166	Trainbot optics	1
#172	Trainbot plating	1
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#163	Trainbot servomotors	1
#176	Trainbot tubing	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#148	Twelve Night Energy	1
#11	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	37
#11	VYKEA meatballs	47
#62	Victor's Spoils	3
🥈	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
#5	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	1
#138	Wet Russian	1
#16	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	129
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#68	Z-Bone steak	52
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#20	accidental mutton	3
#132	accord ion	1
#71	accordion file	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#22	actual blood sausage	1
#68	alarm accordion	1
#49	alien animal goo	1
#17	alien autoautopsy kit	119
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#38	alien gemstone	2
#34	alien hologram projector	21
#24	alien meat	48
#20	alien plant fibers	5
#53	alien plant goo	1
#8	alien plant sample	1
#30	alien rock sample	18
#31	alien sandwich	4
#23	alien toenails	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#94	amok pudding	6
#78	amok putter	3
#51	ancient cursed foot locker	8
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#18	ancient meat	4
#18	ancient oil painting of yourself	14
#103	angst burger	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#18	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	272
#175	asbestos crossbow string	1
#28	assassin's cheese knife	41
#147	attorney's badge	3
#124	autocalliope	1
#7	automatic wine thief	3
#12	autumnal aegis	1
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#80	baby chest mimic	1
#7	badass pie	212
#38	bag of foreign bribes	7
#46	bag of random words	18
#39	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	13
#25	baloney rotgut	40
#121	baritone accordion	1
#64	barnacled barrel	1
#27	batarang	46
#336	batskin belt	1
#768	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#49	beach ball marble	1
#102	beautiful rainbow	4
#25	beefy fish meat	70
#80	beer basted brat	3
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#16	beetle antenna	3
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#29	big red button	2
#73	big tun	1
#16	birdybug antenna	4
#28	black catseye marble	1
#72	black forest ham	98
#14	black friar's tonsure	235
#16	black magic powder	227
#19	black mana	89
#190	black spot	4
#138	blank diary	1
#36	blob of Alphredo™	11
#25	blob of acid	150
#1655	blood flower	1
#14	blood roll-up	1
#42	blood sausage	3
#15	blood snowcone	1
#94	blood-drive sticker	1
#37	blood-soaked sponge cake	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#16	bloodstick	1
#32	blue mana	87
#145	blue money bag	1
#12	blue oyster badge	469
#23	blue tulip	25
#263	boiling seal blood	1
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#103	booby trap	2
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#17	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	7
#19	bottle of Goldschnöckered	2
#24	bottle of Red-Out	58
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#409	bottle of fire	1
#62	bottle of fruity "wine"	2
#387	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#191	bottled day	1
#35	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	3
#536	box	14
#1267	box of sunshine	161
#52	boxed autumn-aton	1
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#44	brain preservation fluid	6
#234	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	9
#43	breakfast miracle	9
#10	briefcase full of sprinkles	1
#19	brigand brittle	1,572
#37	bronze polish	19
#247	brown crock marble	1
#22	bubblegum heart	304
#25	bubblin' chemistry solution	42
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#13	bucket of fish juice	194
#30	bull blubber	35
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#16	button rouge	190
#185	calavera concertina	1
#16	can of Adultwitch™	8
#395	can of Binarrrca	24
#28	can of Minions-Be-Gone	1
#156	can of V-11	3
#38	can of drain cleaner	18
#100	can of mixed everything	1
#78	can of the cheapest beer	1
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#54	captured boozles	7
#147	caret	1
#84	carnivorous potted plant	1
#50	carton of gaspers	14
#13	catfish whiskers	92
#28	censored can label	32
#123	chaos popcorn	1
#8	cheap clip-on ninja tie	176
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#61	cheezburger	3
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#57	child-sized dracula cloak	4
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#193	cloning kit	1
#13	clove-flavored lip balm	154
#43	clovermint	1
#4	club sandwich	93
#28	coal contact lenses	41
#12	complex alien plant sample	1
#12	complex alien zoological sample	1
🥇	complicated device	1
#54	compressed air canister	9
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
#65	coney haunch	59
#20	conjured ice cream	55
#100	contract enforcement stick	7
#12	corned-beef Reuben	235
#4	cosmic bucket	1
#17	costume rental shop	72
#105	crappy waiter disguise	4
#67	crate of firebombs	11
#35	crate of fish meat	1
#31	crated wardrobe-o-matic	1
#13	creepy nursery rhyme	145
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#31	crident	26
#5	crude oil congealer	1
#44	cube of ectoplasm	18
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#131	cursed wishbone	1
#17	daddy shortlegs leg	3
#40	damp bar rag	27
#14	dancing fan	208
#123	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#22	deactivated putty buddy	1
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#106	death blossom	4
#34	delicious star salad	4
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#54	deluxe layer cake	4
#17	demonic surgical gloves	121
#29	denastified haunch	1
#255	designer handbag	11
#55	devil-summoning hat	3
#31	dirty bottlecap	1
#38	discarded button	1
#54	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	26
#59	disco horoscope (Aries)	24
#47	disco horoscope (Cancer)	31
#73	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	20
#47	disco horoscope (Gemini)	28
#51	disco horoscope (Leo)	28
#42	disco horoscope (Libra)	34
#44	disco horoscope (Pisces)	30
#44	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	31
#47	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	30
#62	disco horoscope (Taurus)	22
#43	disco horoscope (Virgo)	29
#59	discocktail	140
#79	disposable instant camera	2
#20	disposable lighter	50
#31	dollar sign	2
#405	donated booze	10
#359	donated candy	15
#239	donated food	37
#31	dreadful box	1
#28	dreadful roast	4
#23	dream of a dog	8
#220	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1
#33	drinks tray	17
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#65	drone self-destruct chip	5
#381	drop of water-37	5
#29	dropped scrap of paper	11
#46	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
#20	dull ninja crampons	117
#23	dumb mud	15
#24	dungeon dragon chest	3
#1217	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#72	dusty barrel	1
#28	dusty bottle of blood	1
#6	ectoplasm au jus	534
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#34	elbow soup	1
#8	eldritch dough	202
#12	eldritch hammer	1
#92	eldritch ichor	16
#62	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#73	eldritch rub	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#97	electric Kool-Aid	1
#7	electric copperhead potion	379
#48	embezzler's oil	64
#80	emergency margarita	1
#205	enchanted barbell	10
#123	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
#16	enchanted muesli	185
🥇	enhanced signal receiver	1
#960	evil googly eye	3
#6	evil noodles	2
#10	evil paper umbrella	1
#70	expensive champagne	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#48	exploding cigar	6
#45	eyebrow lifter	6
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#4	fascinating alien plant sample	9
#6	fascinating alien zoological sample	1
#57	fat wallet	38
#120	festive egg sac	1
#55	fiery wing	165
#20	filet of The Fish	10
#360	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	3
#33	filthy armor	33
🥉	filthy lucre	3,555
#40	filthy monkey head	17
#14	fine aged cheddarwurst	171
#14	fireclutch	185
#27	fireman's lunch	4
#27	fish head	2
#160	fistful of ashes	29
#37	flagellate soup	1
#28	flashy pirate dreadlocks	52
#100	flask of egggrog	1
#17	flask of rainwater	290
#26	flayed mind	161
#185	fleshy putty	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#39	forest spirit rattle	16
#109	four-leaf potato sprout	1
#141	frat brats	7
#15	frayed ninja rope	125
#18	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	16
#13	frog lip-print	267
#379	fudge bunny	1
#26	fumble formula	3
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#13	funky eyepatch	199
#65	funky junk key	1
#10	gamer slurry	178
#35	garbage juice slurpee	2,183
#5	gattoo	1
#34	gazely stare	16
#100	ghost accordion	1
#15	giant breath mint	132
#9	giant neckbeard	355
#17	giant pearl	20
#44	giant tube of black lipstick	290
#22	giant turkey leg	100
#80	gilded ancient cursed chest	4
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#8	gilt perfume bottle	160
#136	gingerbread nylons	1
#39	glass gnoll eye	3
#17	glass of gnat milk	187
#16	glass of warm milk	217
#24	glistening fish meat	79
#44	glowing New Age crystal	1
#99	gnatloaf	1
#36	gnawed-up dog bone	2
#46	goblin water	15
#18	gold toothbrush	258
#794	gold wedding ring	1
#77	golden gum	3
#78	golden gun	1
#2494	golden ring	9
#24	golden tattoo gun	2
🥇	goo magnet	1
#40	good ash	13
#61	good brain	984
#324	gooified animal matter	1
#310	gooified mineral matter	1
#312	gooified vegetable matter	1
#12	gourmet gourami oil	148
#52	government-issue identification badge	9
#34	grease trap	27
#80	green eggnog	2
#18	green hamhock	19
#19	green mana	84
#278	green peawee marble	1
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#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
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#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
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#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
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#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#1522	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
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#1858	tiny plastic angry goat	10
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#2812	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
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#1444	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#1828	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	10
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#676	tiny plastic batbugbear	6
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#580	tiny plastic beebee gunners	7
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#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#526	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	8
#488	tiny plastic blazing bat	9
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#1781	tiny plastic blooper	4
#2219	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
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#749	tiny plastic cavebugbear	5
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#4876	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#1521	tiny plastic coffee pixie	12
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#927	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
#1489	tiny plastic cubist bull	5
#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1454	tiny plastic drunk goat	5
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#2140	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
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#2185	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#1833	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	10
#2882	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	6
#1713	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
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#1767	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#3948	tiny plastic grue	4
#1425	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1854	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	10
#537	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	8
#1379	tiny plastic killer bee	13
#2826	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#2231	tiny plastic leprechaun	8
#3937	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#1759	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#653	tiny plastic moneybee	6
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#851	tiny plastic mumblebee	4
#2156	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
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#498	tiny plastic peacannon	5
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#2253	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	8
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#2179	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
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#2194	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
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#2025	tiny plastic star starfish	9
#2899	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#2768	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
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#2754	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
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#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
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#80	tofurkey leg	79
#53	tofurkey nugget	5
#43	tomato soup poster	12
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#44	tropical island souvenir crate	1
#39	tube of pendulum lube	15
#40	tube of villain white	13
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#17	turtle mud	73
#135	twitching time capsule	2
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#23	una poca de gracia	75
#15	unholy water	133
#629	unidentified jerky	3
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#50	very fancy whiskey	3
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#67	void burger	6
#65	void lager	2
#79	void stone	9
#24	voodoo glowskull	299
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#268	wand of pigification	1
#107	warbear badge	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
#31	warbear officer requisition box	27
#113	warbear requisition box	52
#49	warehouse clerk's glasses	8
#40	warehouse walkie-talkie	16
#51	water log	1
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#75	weathered barrel	1
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#117	whalesteak	1
#17	wheel of camembert	2
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#26	white elephant gift	3
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#126	white money bag	2
#26	white tulip	27
#11	whole roasted chicken	28
#11	whole turkey leg	644
#176	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#166	wind-up owl	1
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
🥇	witch's bra	1
#35	woim	1
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#48	wrestling mask	7
#139	wriggling worm	1
#39	x-ray mirror	10
#4	yam and swiss	14
#399	yellow candygram	1
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#104	yule pup	1
#19	zombie accordion	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#15	zombie hollandaise	151

Wow, that's 45,321 items total!

what items are this player missing?