| #56 | Überraschthexengebräu | 10 |
| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #49 | "meat" stick | 38 |
| #92 | 1,970 carat gold | 6 |
| #82 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 64 |
| #196 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 2 |
| #50 | A muse-bouche | 9 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #12 | ASCII fu manchu | 107 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #90 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 4 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #46 | Ancient Protector Soda | 15 |
| #72 | BOOterfinger | 4 |
| #14 | BRICKO egg | 2 |
| #64 | BRICKO stud | 8 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #81 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #592 | BURT | 2 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #15 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 74 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #61 | Big Punk | 5 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #194 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 53 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #64 | Charity's choker | 4 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #10 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #8 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #47 | Cornbeefadon | 2 |
| #24 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 42 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 29 |
| #62 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 8 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 7 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 13 |
| #50 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 12 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 12 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 9 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 9 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 9 |
| #68 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 9 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 11 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 25 |
| #47 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 11 |
| #7 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 3 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 10 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 29 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 16 |
| #35 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 13 |
| #37 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 15 |
| #153 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 27 |
| #33 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 15 |
| #44 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 14 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 2 |
| #134 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 34 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 7 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 29 |
| #49 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 10 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 3 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #92 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #185 | DUFRESNE Suds | 6 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #258 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 38 |
| #170 | Dust bunny | 3 |
| #17 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 84 |
| #88 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #28 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 26 |
| #10 | Enchanted Plunger | 107 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #388 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #40 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 106 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #12 | Fitspiration™ poster | 155 |
| #81 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #74 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #26 | Fu Manchu Wax | 47 |
| #9 | Gearhead Goo | 130 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #28 | Gnollish Crossdress | 30 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #15 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 51 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #29 | Iceberglar scarf | 36 |
| #29 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 310 |
| #31 | Illuminati earpiece | 34 |
| #16 | Instant Karma | 509 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #8 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 252 |
| #265 | Knob sausage | 20 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #37 | Kudzu slaw | 21 |
| #332 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 27 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #33 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 117 |
| #36 | Leonard's glasses | 28 |
| #14 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 120 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #24 | Manetwich | 41 |
| #43 | Mansquito's blood | 16 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #21 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 8 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #10 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 110 |
| #65 | Moonds | 4 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #66 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #68 | New Age healing crystal | 20 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #25 | Osk'r Chow | 35 |
| #40 | P.B.L.T. | 335 |
| #72 | PB&BP | 2 |
| #66 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 2 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #685 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 6 |
| #7 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 109 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Racisto Ruidoso | 5 |
| #14 | Red Army camouflage kit | 193 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #11 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 133 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #48 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 8 |
| #51 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 94 |
| #59 | S.T.L.T. | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #75 | Scuba Snack | 4 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #38 | Shivering Chèvre | 171 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #12 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 142 |
| #22 | Smart Bone Dust | 61 |
| #23 | Sogg-Os | 15 |
| #8 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 2 |
| #24 | Space Baby children's book | 2 |
| #147 | Spam Witch sammich | 404 |
| #40 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #5 | Star Spawn | 109 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #19 | Stone Golem pebbles | 213 |
| #68 | Strix stix | 60 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #59 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 4 |
| #19 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 336 |
| #40 | The Author's inkwell | 17 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #90 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #11 | The Legendary Beat | 4 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #8 | The Sword in the Steak | 2 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #32 | Thriller Ice | 3 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #11 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 35 |
| #10 | VYKEA meatballs | 47 |
| #62 | Victor's Spoils | 3 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #17 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 119 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #66 | Z-Bone steak | 52 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #20 | accidental mutton | 3 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #17 | alien autoautopsy kit | 108 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #38 | alien gemstone | 2 |
| #35 | alien hologram projector | 18 |
| #25 | alien meat | 48 |
| #21 | alien plant fibers | 5 |
| #53 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant sample | 1 |
| #30 | alien rock sample | 18 |
| #30 | alien sandwich | 4 |
| #24 | alien toenails | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #92 | amok pudding | 6 |
| #77 | amok putter | 3 |
| #52 | ancient cursed foot locker | 7 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #13 | ancient meat | 4 |
| #18 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 14 |
| #110 | angst burger | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #15 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 255 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #28 | assassin's cheese knife | 39 |
| #145 | attorney's badge | 3 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #7 | automatic wine thief | 3 |
| #9 | autumnal aegis | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #9 | badass pie | 162 |
| #36 | bag of foreign bribes | 7 |
| #44 | bag of random words | 18 |
| #40 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 11 |
| #42 | baloney rotgut | 14 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #28 | batarang | 37 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #767 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #104 | beautiful rainbow | 4 |
| #25 | beefy fish meat | 70 |
| #80 | beer basted brat | 3 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #14 | beetle antenna | 3 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #28 | big red button | 2 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| #12 | birdybug antenna | 4 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #72 | black forest ham | 98 |
| #15 | black friar's tonsure | 217 |
| #17 | black magic powder | 211 |
| #18 | black mana | 89 |
| #188 | black spot | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #36 | blob of Alphredo™ | 11 |
| #23 | blob of acid | 145 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #14 | blood roll-up | 1 |
| #42 | blood sausage | 3 |
| #15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #36 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #30 | blue mana | 87 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #12 | blue oyster badge | 448 |
| #21 | blue tulip | 25 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #102 | booby trap | 2 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #16 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 7 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #25 | bottle of Red-Out | 54 |
| #17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #34 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #538 | box | 14 |
| #1265 | box of sunshine | 160 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #233 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 9 |
| #43 | breakfast miracle | 9 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #16 | brigand brittle | 1,465 |
| #40 | bronze polish | 15 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #22 | bubblegum heart | 304 |
| #28 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 35 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #14 | bucket of fish juice | 180 |
| #30 | bull blubber | 34 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #13 | button rouge | 178 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #16 | can of Adultwitch™ | 8 |
| #391 | can of Binarrrca | 24 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #37 | can of drain cleaner | 18 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #76 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #55 | captured boozles | 7 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #54 | carton of gaspers | 9 |
| #12 | catfish whiskers | 92 |
| #24 | censored can label | 32 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #6 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 173 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #61 | cheezburger | 3 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #56 | child-sized dracula cloak | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #15 | clove-flavored lip balm | 148 |
| #4 | club sandwich | 93 |
| #28 | coal contact lenses | 40 |
| #12 | complex alien plant sample | 1 |
| #12 | complex alien zoological sample | 1 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #54 | compressed air canister | 9 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #18 | conjured ice cream | 54 |
| #99 | contract enforcement stick | 7 |
| #13 | corned-beef Reuben | 235 |
| #4 | cosmic bucket | 1 |
| #16 | costume rental shop | 67 |
| #103 | crappy waiter disguise | 4 |
| #66 | crate of firebombs | 11 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #13 | creepy nursery rhyme | 133 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #33 | crident | 21 |
| #43 | cube of ectoplasm | 18 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #16 | daddy shortlegs leg | 3 |
| #42 | damp bar rag | 23 |
| #12 | dancing fan | 191 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #103 | death blossom | 4 |
| #32 | delicious star salad | 4 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #53 | deluxe layer cake | 4 |
| #15 | demonic surgical gloves | 115 |
| #26 | denastified haunch | 1 |
| #251 | designer handbag | 11 |
| #54 | devil-summoning hat | 3 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #54 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 26 |
| #59 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 24 |
| #47 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 31 |
| #73 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 20 |
| #47 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 28 |
| #51 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 28 |
| #42 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 34 |
| #44 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 30 |
| #44 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 31 |
| #47 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 30 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 22 |
| #43 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 29 |
| #59 | discocktail | 140 |
| #76 | disposable instant camera | 2 |
| #18 | disposable lighter | 48 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #389 | donated booze | 10 |
| #343 | donated candy | 15 |
| #231 | donated food | 37 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #27 | dreadful roast | 4 |
| #21 | dream of a dog | 8 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #38 | drinks tray | 13 |
| #62 | drone self-destruct chip | 5 |
| #379 | drop of water-37 | 5 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #23 | dumb mud | 15 |
| #24 | dungeon dragon chest | 3 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #72 | dusty barrel | 1 |
| #27 | dusty bottle of blood | 1 |
| #6 | ectoplasm au jus | 526 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #7 | eldritch dough | 196 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #89 | eldritch ichor | 16 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #6 | electric copperhead potion | 357 |
| #48 | embezzler's oil | 61 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #203 | enchanted barbell | 10 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #14 | enchanted muesli | 175 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #8 | evil paper umbrella | 1 |
| #68 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #50 | exploding cigar | 6 |
| #65 | eyebrow lifter | 2 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #4 | fascinating alien plant sample | 9 |
| #6 | fascinating alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #57 | fat wallet | 38 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #54 | fiery wing | 165 |
| #20 | filet of The Fish | 10 |
| #359 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 3 |
| #33 | filthy armor | 30 |
| 🥉 | filthy lucre | 3,348 |
| #41 | filthy monkey head | 14 |
| #14 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 171 |
| #15 | fireclutch | 169 |
| #27 | fireman's lunch | 4 |
| #27 | fish head | 2 |
| #159 | fistful of ashes | 29 |
| #28 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 44 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #15 | flask of rainwater | 279 |
| #25 | flayed mind | 154 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #37 | forest spirit rattle | 16 |
| #141 | frat brats | 7 |
| #18 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 16 |
| #12 | frog lip-print | 266 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #25 | fumble formula | 3 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #13 | funky eyepatch | 171 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #9 | gamer slurry | 175 |
| #35 | garbage juice slurpee | 2,114 |
| #35 | gazely stare | 15 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #14 | giant breath mint | 121 |
| #9 | giant neckbeard | 326 |
| #17 | giant pearl | 20 |
| #44 | giant tube of black lipstick | 277 |
| #22 | giant turkey leg | 100 |
| #78 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 4 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #9 | gilt perfume bottle | 147 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #39 | glass gnoll eye | 3 |
| #19 | glass of gnat milk | 173 |
| #15 | glass of warm milk | 201 |
| #24 | glistening fish meat | 79 |
| #41 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #96 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #35 | gnawed-up dog bone | 2 |
| #45 | goblin water | 15 |
| #22 | gold toothbrush | 230 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #75 | golden gum | 3 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #2497 | golden ring | 9 |
| #23 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #40 | good ash | 12 |
| #58 | good brain | 984 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
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| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #12 | gourmet gourami oil | 148 |
| #58 | government-issue identification badge | 7 |
| #33 | grease trap | 25 |
| #79 | green eggnog | 2 |
| #18 | green hamhock | 19 |
| #19 | green mana | 84 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #12 | green rock candy | 3 |
| #20 | green-iced sweet roll | 3 |
| #97 | grey cube | 2 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #15 | grimy lab coat | 105 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #28 | gunky chicken | 37 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #103 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 37 |
| #84 | half-size scalpel | 2 |
| #30 | ham steak | 7 |
| #46 | hambrosier | 11 |
| #38 | hamburger | 110 |
| #87 | hamlet sandwich | 117 |
| #42 | hand of cards | 22 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #35 | handful of crafty noodles | 11 |
| #15 | handful of fire | 56 |
| #38 | handful of juicy garbage | 2 |
| #6 | handful of stubble | 232 |
| #19 | handyman "hand soap" | 52 |
| #41 | hare brush | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #15 | haunted flame | 75 |
| #59 | hawkface potion | 3 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #85 | head mirror | 2 |
| #83 | headless sparrow | 29 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #78 | hideous egg | 24 |
| #30 | holistic headache remedy | 345 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #22 | huge bowl of candy | 183 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #7 | hustler shades | 182 |
| #35 | ice cream sandwich | 3 |
| #39 | icy hairspray | 24 |
| #22 | imitation crab crate | 80 |
| #29 | inflammable leaf | 1 |
| #38 | infrablack lipstick | 20 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #9 | invisibility cream | 109 |
| #15 | iron torso box | 110 |
| #19 | janglin' bones | 248 |
| #43 | janitor's mop | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #19 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 7 |
| #21 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 2 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #28 | jazzy cigarette holder | 55 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #73 | jive turkey leg | 45 |
| #13 | khaki duffel bag | 6 |
| #20 | kilopede skull | 1 |
| #339 | knuckle sandwich | 73 |
| #15 | kobold kibble | 345 |
| #21 | kobold treasure hoard | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #32 | leather glove | 49 |
| #35 | leftovers sandwich | 8 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #13 | li'l ghost costume | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #49 | liquid ice | 15 |
| #87 | little firkin | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #67 | little red .epub file | 3 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #17 | live nautical mine | 40 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #105 | long pork chop sandwiches | 2 |
| #55 | lost elf luggage | 88 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #72 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #7 | lucky cat's paw | 347 |
| #43 | lump of goofball ore | 14 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #16 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 275 |
| #77 | mafia filofax | 4 |
| #60 | mafia pinky ring | 2 |
| #16 | mafia pointer finger ring | 2 |
| #7 | magical battery | 1 |
| #42 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 191 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #65 | magical sausage | 2 |
| #57 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #73 | mangled squirrel | 35 |
| #15 | mantis skull | 4 |
| #27 | map to a candy-rich block | 1 |
| #70 | meadeorite | 1 |
| #547 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #56 | meatball | 2 |
| #14 | mercenary headband | 537 |
| #11 | mesquito proboscis | 3 |
| #69 | meteoreo | 1 |
| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #22 | mimeplasm | 13 |
| #36 | mince pie | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #45 | miniature coffin | 3 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #65 | moist barrel | 1 |
| #236 | molten brick | 44 |
| #212 | mooseflank | 6 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #84 | mother's secret recipe | 2 |
| #12 | mulled blood | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #26 | muscle oil | 56 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #30 | nachos of the night | 3 |
| #45 | nailswurst | 3 |
| #8 | name change form | 1 |
| #6 | nauseating reagent | 1 |
| #11 | ncle leg | 2 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #104 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #107 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #11 | ninja eyeblack | 194 |
| #13 | ninja fear powder | 169 |
| #111 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #76 | normal barrel | 1 |
| #8 | novelty fruit hat | 211 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #23 | oil-filled donut | 42 |
| #20 | one glove | 60 |
| #51 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #52 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 7 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #20 | page of the Necrohobocon | 307 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #14 | perpendicular guano | 113 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #31 | pickpocket protector | 48 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #211 | pie man was not meant to eat | 9 |
| #43 | piggy tattoo | 14 |
| #48 | pile of Trainbot parts | 688 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #22 | pirate cream pie | 142 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #34 | plague pie | 31 |
| #230 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #17 | plastic Jefferson wings | 276 |
| #71 | plastic nightmare troll | 2 |
| #30 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #11 | plumber's lunch | 10 |
| #9 | plunge-leg | 278 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #111 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| 🥉 | pogo stick | 4 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #22 | porkpocket | 38 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #149 | possessed tomato | 3 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #49 | priceless diamond | 6 |
| #13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
| #15 | primitive alien medicine | 1 |
| #25 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
| #102 | pristine fish scale | 2 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #105 | protection stick | 4 |
| #12 | punk patch | 263 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #11 | pygmy adder oil | 785 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #18 | pygmy dart | 116 |
| #16 | pygmy papers | 237 |
| #16 | pygmy witchhazel | 156 |
| #103 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 2 |
| #42 | question juice | 13 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #62 | radioactive spider venom | 4 |
| #73 | rat carcass | 34 |
| #45 | ravenous eye | 11 |
| #50 | raw turkey | 2 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #15 | red box | 396 |
| #18 | red mana | 87 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| #20 | red tulip | 27 |
| #41 | red-hot jawbreaker | 11 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #179 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #11 | roasted duck | 65 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #68 | roll of meat | 3 |
| #13 | rotting beefsteak | 55 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #14 | rutabuga bag | 2 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #10 | salt water taffy | 160 |
| #101 | salted mutton | 3 |
| #66 | sandwich of the gods | 25 |
| #50 | sausage without a cause | 3 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #21 | scrunchie tourniquet | 202 |
| #15 | sea truffle | 6 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #72 | seared dino steak | 2 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #24 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 321 |
| #15 | senate fly thorax | 2 |
| #13 | shadow hot dog | 2 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #23 | shamanic ham | 31 |
| #46 | shining goblet | 3 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #59 | shopkeeper beard | 3 |
| #10 | short deposition | 294 |
| #180 | shovelful of dirt | 2 |
| #16 | shrine to the Barrel god | 1 |
| #61 | silent B | 4 |
| #26 | silent F | 3 |
| #48 | silent H | 4 |
| #57 | silent I | 10 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #37 | single swig of vodka | 6 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #47 | sinister-looking cat | 37 |
| #25 | skelelton spine | 516 |
| #14 | skeletal banana | 147 |
| #42 | skeleton beans | 16 |
| #32 | ski resort souvenir crate | 2 |
| #21 | skull gearshift knob | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #26 | slick fish meat | 59 |
| #26 | slimy chest | 17 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #22 | smellbook | 52 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #375 | smoking grass | 100 |
| #8 | smut orc keepsake box | 125 |
| #30 | smut orc sunglasses | 87 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #93 | solid gold jewel | 9 |
| #46 | solid shifting time weirdness | 2 |
| #7 | sonar fishfinder | 3 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #12 | space marine flash grenade | 100 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #11 | spant egg casing | 2 |
| #38 | spare neck bolts | 21 |
| #33 | spectral jelly | 4 |
| #21 | spicy jerky stick | 58 |
| #15 | spider leg | 5 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #24 | spirit blanket | 15 |
| #18 | spirit gum | 270 |
| #18 | spirit mattress | 21 |
| #28 | spirit pillow | 14 |
| #14 | spirit sheet | 22 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #11 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 301 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #14 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 26 |
| #37 | spray chrome | 16 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #585 | squirming egg sac | 11 |
| #8 | steampunk potion | 381 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #33 | stick-on gnome beard | 29 |
| #145 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #56 | straw pole | 10 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #559 | sunken chest | 17 |
| #96 | surgical apron | 3 |
| #93 | surgical mask | 2 |
| #5 | sushi-rolling mat | 19 |
| #20 | swamp haunch | 11 |
| #141 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #21 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 17 |
| #106 | temperance whiskey | 3 |
| #10 | temporary tribal tattoo | 163 |
| #26 | temporary yak tattoo | 33 |
| #34 | thanksgiving turkey | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #37 | the kindest cold cut | 15 |
| #5 | tied-up leaviathan | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #70 | tiny barrel | 23 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #20 | tiny canopic jar | 110 |
| #7 | tiny consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 9 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 8 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #340 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 9 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #478 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #674 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #483 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 9 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #487 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 9 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #841 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #433 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 10 |
| #744 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #396 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #259 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #534 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 8 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic moneybee | 6 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #493 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #81 | tofurkey leg | 79 |
| #53 | tofurkey nugget | 5 |
| #43 | tomato soup poster | 11 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #39 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 15 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #43 | tropical island souvenir crate | 1 |
| #43 | tube of pendulum lube | 13 |
| #42 | tube of villain white | 10 |
| #17 | turtle mud | 66 |
| #127 | twitching time capsule | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #23 | una poca de gracia | 67 |
| #14 | unholy water | 129 |
| #630 | unidentified jerky | 3 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #44 | vampagne | 1 |
| #48 | very fancy whiskey | 3 |
| #5 | vial of swamp vapors | 195 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #62 | void burger | 6 |
| #63 | void lager | 2 |
| #75 | void stone | 9 |
| #21 | voodoo glowskull | 280 |
| #42 | votive candle | 12 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #32 | warbear officer requisition box | 27 |
| #114 | warbear requisition box | 52 |
| #54 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 5 |
| #39 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 13 |
| #50 | water log | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #75 | weathered barrel | 1 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #5 | white arm towel | 5 |
| #26 | white elephant gift | 3 |
| #15 | white mana | 116 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #24 | white tulip | 27 |
| #11 | whole roasted chicken | 28 |
| #10 | whole turkey leg | 644 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #48 | wrestling mask | 7 |
| #137 | wriggling worm | 1 |
| #44 | x-ray mirror | 7 |
| 🥈 | yam and swiss | 8 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #12 | zombie hollandaise | 147 |