Casteel

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#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#17Alice's Army Ninja151
#18Alice's Army Sniper20
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#78Asleep in the Cemetery12
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#1310BGE shotglass5
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#123BRAINS shorts11
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#61BRICKO sword1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#333Baron von Ratsworth's tophat7
#350Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler7
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#113Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook7
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#65Bling of the New Wave12
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#443Blood Light5
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#227Bone's Farm "wine"9
#1646Boss Bat britches5
#228Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air15
#111C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button5
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#132C.H.U.M. knife7
#82C.H.U.M. lantern2
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#262CRIMBCO mug54
#1700CRIMBCO scrip5
#1268CRIMBCO wine4
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#75Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration4
#24Coilyâ„¢3
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#447Copper Alpha of Sincerity5
#689Corpse Island iced tea7
#314Crimbo Candy Cookbook18
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#1035Crimbo candied pecan5
#942Crimbo fudge7
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#922Crimbo peppermint bark7
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2334Crimbuck12
#51Crown of Thrones1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#138Disco 'Fro Pick13
#454Disco Banjo1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#399Ecto-Cooler2
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#60Elron's Explosive Etude2
#956FDKOL commendation2
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#84Frosty's arm1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#126Fudgie Roll2
🥈Fuzzby1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#104Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire3
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#759Heimandatz's heart2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#717Iron Beta of Industry8
#472Jack-in-the-box12
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#107Jocko Homo's head12
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#550La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#526Lederhosen of the Night2
#133Let Me Be!9
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#78Mace of the Tortoise6
#126Maxing, Relaxing7
#300Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses3
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#9Mr. Joe's bangles58
#634NPZR chemistry set1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#186Nickel Gamma of Frugality35
#181Nightstalker perfume15
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#72Ol' Scratch's salad fork19
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#29PVC staff1
#33Pain Dip56
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#346Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip6
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#291Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking5
#291Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan5
#414Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap5
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#210Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu10
#262Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth3
#301Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf7
#467Pokëmann figurine: Twitter4
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#175Prelude of Precision1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#265Red Rover BB gun14
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#195SPF 451 lip balm12
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#263Sensual Massage for Creeps5
#441Silver Bullet beer3
#471Sinful Desires1
#190Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags4
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#12Staff of Holiday Sensations1
🥉Staff of Queso Escusado1
#45Staff of the Black Kettle2
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#28Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern2
#6Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#79Staff of the Soupbone2
#32Staff of the Teapot Tempest2
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#158Summer Nights6
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#251Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro57
#234Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita64
#264Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco55
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#322Tales of a Kansas Toymaker10
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#153The Cooler Out of Space20
#221The Joy of Wassailing15
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#112Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette12
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#534Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette14
#161Travels with Jerry6
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#7Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide4,035
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#126Van der Graaf helmet1
#88Volartta's bellbottoms10
#204Wand of Oscus1
#771Workytime Tea1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#416Yellow Moon of Compassion8
#1415Yummy Tummy bean97
#266Zim Merman's guitar3
#181Zinc Delta of Tranquility7
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#1568adorable seal larva1
🥇all-year sucker1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#255ant pick1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#346antique 8-Bit Power magazine4
#626antique bottle opener1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#218antique souvenir drawing4
#378bacon bath ball2
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#502bag of bones1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#77ballpark hot daub1
#754bananagate4
#93bananarama bangle1
#18baneful bandolier2
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#670bath ball gift set7
#18beach ball marble2
#293bed of coals3
#117beer-a-pult1
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#34beige clambroth marble2
#681bejeweled cufflinks4
#977belemnite fossil1
#47big slimy cyst13
#243bindlestocking11
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#306bite-me-red lipstick55
#60bitter pill1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#29blank fudge mold16
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#36bone and arrows1
#52bone crusher1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#507bottle of bubbles11
#110bottle of fire153
#142bow staff1
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#107brown crock marble5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#335bucket of honey1
#70bumblebee marble2
#228burrowgrub hive1
#463cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#485can of CRIMBCOLA6
#545can of fake snow1
#1177can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce7
#1439candied yams5
#2203candy cane10
#1062candy kneecapping stick3
#1029candy knuckles3
#1749canteen of wine1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#234cement sandals4
#663cheap elven gloves6
#196chocolate bath ball5
#204chocolate cigar9
#1774chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#86comfy coffin10
#883commemorative war stein1
#284concentrated garbage juice3
🥉control crystal1
#14corncob pipe61
#1214corpse on the beach3
#736corpsedriver6
#579corpsetini9
#7corroded breeches1
#6corrosive cowl1
#78corrupted data300
#113crotchety pants1
#161crowbar1
#39crown-shaped beanie7
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#38crusty hula hoop13
#443cup of infinite pencils2
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#234cursed scrunchie4
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#323deadly lampshade3
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#329depleted uranium seal figurine2
#908designer handbag2
#15diabolical crossbow1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#367drum of pomade1
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
🥈eerily silent box1
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#174elven cellocello50
#1586elven moonshine1
#855elven socks4
#279elven suicide capsule39
#193elven whittling knife1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#202enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#156expensive cigar1
#332extra-greasy slider6
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#155extremely skinny jeans6
#1008fake plastic grass1
#138fancy beef jerky1
#14fancy black tie1
#410fancy chocolate car7
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#575festive holiday hat7
#686festive sausage2
#24filigreed hamethyst earring3
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#26filigreed hamethyst ring4
#99filth-encrusted futon7
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#191flamin' bindle4
#7floaty rock helmet1
#7floaty rock necklace1
#7floaty rock pants1
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#444frayed rope belt2
#117freezin' bindle5
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#212frigid air mattress4
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#46frostbite-flavored Hob-O27
#706frozen banquet1
#43fry-oil-flavored Hob-O24
#380fudge bunny1
#276fudge lily20
#259fudge spork1
#1280fudgecule10
#179fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#68garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O14
#949garish pinky ring1
#178ghost protocol4
#494ghostly body paint1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#136giant green gummi bear1
#173giant green gummi ingot1
#134giant red gummi bear1
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#234gift-a-pult2
#3809gingerbread horror1
#608gingerbread house1
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#70grape troll doll1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#632gray bow tie10
#123green peawee marble7
#6grisly shield1
#30groovy prism necklace2
#734grue egg omelette1
#276guard turtle collar1
#160guard turtle shell16
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#1079handful of confetti38
#354handful of honey3
#210handful of numbers2
#236handmade hobby horse1
#133hardened slime belt1
#149hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#360heart of the volcano20
#463hellseal claw22
#433hellseal whisker18
#60helm of the white knight1
#847herbal stuffing9
#312herringcello36
#627hideous egg1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#20hobo nickel11,653
#626holiday cheese log2
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#41honeypot1
#63hopping socks5
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#134imitation nice watch1
#1919immense cyborg hand2
#512incense bath ball1
#250intriguing puzzle box2
#691invisible bag1
#720irradiated candy cane6
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#1071jawbruiser3
#22jet bennie marble4
#41jingle bell1
#211kickback cookbook3
#892kneecapping stick10
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#556kumquartz8
#84kumquartz ring1
#600laser-broiled pear13
#13lawn dart25
#46leather aviator's cap1
🥉left bear arm1
#51lemonade marble5
#118letterman's jacket2
#935lewd playing card1
#626licorice garrote4
#544licorice root3
#510live wire2
#358lollipop stick155
#109longhaired hippy wig5
#563lucky bottlecap1
#145miniature antlers1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#133moist sailor's cap1
#364molten brick8
#47monstrous monocle1
#1339motivational poster1
#992mummy costume1
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#275nanite-infested candy cane60
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#870nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear6
#216necrotizing body spray44
#152night-vision goggles9
#24non-stick pugil stick1
#387obsidian dagger43
#13old school flying disc23
#1616oozenog3
#97orange peel hat5
#635pack of pogs19
#265pair of bolt cutters9
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#69palm-frond capris2
#238palm-frond cloak1
#213palm-frond whip1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#1215paperclip1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#341passable elf mask11
#958patent leather shoes4
#420peanut brittle shield6
#491pearidot10
#244penguin focaccia bread40
#963penguin thesaurus5
#16pernicious cudgel1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#837petrified wood3
#332phish stick3
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#72pixel shield1
#101pixel sword2
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
🥇plastic vampire fangs1
#235pocketwatch on a chain10
#459poison pen4
#2126polyalloy shield1
#180poodle skirt1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#148porquoise necklace2
#251porquoise ring1
#205portable photocopier33
#43pottery club1
#52pottery hat1
#42pottery shield1
#43pottery training pants1
#64pottery yo-yo1
#438powdered candy sushi set4
#312press-on ribs22
#66pulled porquoise earring1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#93pulled porquoise ring1
#901pumpkinhead mask4
#496quantum taco19
#227raffle prize box1
#1404really dense meat stack2
#217red China marble1
#97red wagon5
#182red-and-green sweater17
#5right bear arm1
#1965robotronic egg1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#78roll of Hob-Os28
#679rusty grave robbing shovel2
#312s'more16
#310sandwich of the gods14
#103scissor duck1
#65sealhide belt1
#39sealhide buckler2
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#210set of jacks1
#53shark tooth necklace1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#104sleazy bindle6
#251sleeping stocking11
#44slimy alveolus45
#45slimy fermented bile bladder576
#44slimy sweetbreads573
#1063slow jam collection2
#58smoking grass1,161
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#83solid baconstone earring1
#35solid baconstone necklace2
#24solid baconstone ring4
#359solid gold bowling ball52
#79sorority brain21
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
🥈soul monocle1
#270space jam1
#147spaghetti cult mask9
#234spaghetti cult rosary4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#180spangly mariachi pants3
#120spangly mariachi vest3
#126spangly sombrero5
#869spooky bark4
#20spooky bindle20
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#900spooky sap2
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#102squirming egg sac149
#159stained mattress6
#992stainless steel scarf3
#1401stainless steel shillelagh3
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#929stainless steel suspenders4
#105stapler bear1
#175star buckler2
#460star crossbow1
#422star hat2
#170star pants2
#288star shirt1
#420star sword1
#61steely marble1
#49sterno-flavored Hob-O20
#98stinkin' bindle6
#114strange cube15
#46strawberry-flavored Hob-O22
#400strawberyl15
#77strawberyl necklace1
#1333stray chihuahua1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#236stuffed martini40
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#183sugar shield1
#787superheated fudge1
#502sweet mochi ball8
#134sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#307tangerine1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#360thermos of brew1
#326throwing bone1
#297throwing wrench11
#188tin cup of mulligan stew6
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#266toe jam1
#846tofurkey gravy10
#1237tofurkey leg6
#37torquoise ring1
#447tourmalime12
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#269traffic jam1
#478tree skirt1
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#828trilobite fossil2
#53trousers of the white knight1
#442tube sock1
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#113turtlemail hauberk1
#277ultimate ultimate frisbee1
#410unstable laser battery68
#1353untamable turtle1
#179unusual disco ball11
#668vampire collar1
#47vampire pearl earring1
#19vampire pearl necklace2
#18vampire pearl ring2
#1487vibrating cyborg knife5
#8villainous scythe1
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#391voodoo snuff3
🥇wand of fudge control1
#37wild honey pie1
#91willowy bonnet1
#565wind-up meatcar11
#94wings of fire1
#615witch hat1
#1027wolfman mask1
#333wreath of laurels2
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1

Wow, that's 22,426 items total!

what items are this player missing?