Museum :: Casteel

Casteel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#17	Alice's Army Ninja	151
#18	Alice's Army Sniper	20
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#78	Asleep in the Cemetery	12
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1310	BGE shotglass	5
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#123	BRAINS shorts	11
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#350	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	7
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#65	Bling of the New Wave	12
#503	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#443	Blood Light	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#227	Bone's Farm "wine"	9
#1645	Boss Bat britches	5
#228	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	15
#112	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#262	CRIMBCO mug	54
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1269	CRIMBCO wine	4
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#24	Coily™	3
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#448	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#314	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	18
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1033	Crimbo candied pecan	5
#941	Crimbo fudge	7
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#921	Crimbo peppermint bark	7
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2335	Crimbuck	12
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1296	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#137	Disco 'Fro Pick	13
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#758	Heimandatz's heart	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#717	Iron Beta of Industry	8
#474	Jack-in-the-box	12
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#107	Jocko Homo's head	12
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#527	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#134	Let Me Be!	9
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#78	Mace of the Tortoise	6
#126	Maxing, Relaxing	7
#300	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	3
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#9	Mr. Joe's bangles	58
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#186	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	35
#181	Nightstalker perfume	15
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#73	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	19
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#32	Pain Dip	56
#250	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#346	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	6
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#414	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#210	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	10
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	7
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	4
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#266	Red Rover BB gun	14
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#194	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#716	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#441	Silver Bullet beer	3
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
🥉	Staff of Queso Escusado	1
#45	Staff of the Black Kettle	2
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#28	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#79	Staff of the Soupbone	2
#32	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	2
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#159	Summer Nights	6
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#251	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	57
#234	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	64
#264	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	55
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#322	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	10
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#153	The Cooler Out of Space	20
#221	The Joy of Wassailing	15
#703	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#112	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	12
#1804	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#533	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	14
#161	Travels with Jerry	6
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#7	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	4,035
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#88	Volartta's bellbottoms	10
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#416	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
#1415	Yummy Tummy bean	97
#265	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#180	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	7
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#346	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#755	bananagate	4
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#670	bath ball gift set	7
#18	beach ball marble	2
#293	bed of coals	3
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#34	beige clambroth marble	2
#682	bejeweled cufflinks	4
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#47	big slimy cyst	13
#242	bindlestocking	11
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#306	bite-me-red lipstick	55
#60	bitter pill	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#667	black shield	1
#726	black sword	1
#29	blank fudge mold	16
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#506	bottle of bubbles	11
#110	bottle of fire	153
#142	bow staff	1
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#107	brown crock marble	5
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#546	can of fake snow	1
#1176	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7
#1439	candied yams	5
#2205	candy cane	10
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#234	cement sandals	4
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#196	chocolate bath ball	5
#203	chocolate cigar	9
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#86	comfy coffin	10
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#14	corncob pipe	61
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#736	corpsedriver	6
#579	corpsetini	9
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#78	corrupted data	300
#113	crotchety pants	1
#161	crowbar	1
#39	crown-shaped beanie	7
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#38	crusty hula hoop	13
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#234	cursed scrunchie	4
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#909	designer handbag	2
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#367	drum of pomade	1
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#174	elven cellocello	50
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#855	elven socks	4
#279	elven suicide capsule	39
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#155	expensive cigar	1
#334	extra-greasy slider	6
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#155	extremely skinny jeans	6
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#575	festive holiday hat	7
#686	festive sausage	2
#24	filigreed hamethyst earring	3
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#26	filigreed hamethyst ring	4
#99	filth-encrusted futon	7
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#191	flamin' bindle	4
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#117	freezin' bindle	5
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#212	frigid air mattress	4
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#46	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	27
#706	frozen banquet	1
#43	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	24
#377	fudge bunny	1
#276	fudge lily	20
#258	fudge spork	1
#1281	fudgecule	10
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#67	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	14
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#178	ghost protocol	4
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#172	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#131	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#633	gray bow tie	10
#123	green peawee marble	7
#6	grisly shield	1
#30	groovy prism necklace	2
#733	grue egg omelette	1
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#160	guard turtle shell	16
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#1080	handful of confetti	38
#354	handful of honey	3
#209	handful of numbers	2
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#361	heart of the volcano	20
#465	hellseal claw	22
#435	hellseal whisker	18
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#846	herbal stuffing	9
#313	herringcello	36
#627	hideous egg	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#20	hobo nickel	11,653
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#63	hopping socks	5
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#1919	immense cyborg hand	2
#511	incense bath ball	1
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#691	invisible bag	1
#719	irradiated candy cane	6
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#22	jet bennie marble	4
#41	jingle bell	1
#211	kickback cookbook	3
#892	kneecapping stick	10
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#556	kumquartz	8
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#13	lawn dart	25
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
🥉	left bear arm	1
#51	lemonade marble	5
#118	letterman's jacket	2
#938	lewd playing card	1
#627	licorice garrote	4
#544	licorice root	3
#510	live wire	2
#359	lollipop stick	155
#109	longhaired hippy wig	5
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#132	moist sailor's cap	1
#364	molten brick	8
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#275	nanite-infested candy cane	60
#1928	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#870	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
#216	necrotizing body spray	44
#152	night-vision goggles	9
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#388	obsidian dagger	43
#13	old school flying disc	23
#1616	oozenog	3
#96	orange peel hat	5
#636	pack of pogs	19
#265	pair of bolt cutters	9
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#69	palm-frond capris	2
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#341	passable elf mask	11
#959	patent leather shoes	4
#422	peanut brittle shield	6
#491	pearidot	10
#244	penguin focaccia bread	40
#963	penguin thesaurus	5
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#838	petrified wood	3
#332	phish stick	3
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#308	pig-iron helm	1
#282	pig-iron shinguards	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#101	pixel sword	2
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#235	pocketwatch on a chain	10
#459	poison pen	4
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#148	porquoise necklace	2
#251	porquoise ring	1
#205	portable photocopier	33
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#438	powdered candy sushi set	4
#312	press-on ribs	22
#66	pulled porquoise earring	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#92	pulled porquoise ring	1
#902	pumpkinhead mask	4
#497	quantum taco	19
#226	raffle prize box	1
#1405	really dense meat stack	2
#217	red China marble	1
#97	red wagon	5
#182	red-and-green sweater	17
#5	right bear arm	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#78	roll of Hob-Os	28
#679	rusty grave robbing shovel	2
#312	s'more	16
#308	sandwich of the gods	14
#103	scissor duck	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#39	sealhide buckler	2
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#53	shark tooth necklace	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#104	sleazy bindle	6
#251	sleeping stocking	11
#44	slimy alveolus	45
#45	slimy fermented bile bladder	576
#44	slimy sweetbreads	573
#1063	slow jam collection	2
#59	smoking grass	1,161
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#34	solid baconstone necklace	2
#24	solid baconstone ring	4
#359	solid gold bowling ball	52
#79	sorority brain	21
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#270	space jam	1
#147	spaghetti cult mask	9
#234	spaghetti cult rosary	4
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#180	spangly mariachi pants	3
#120	spangly mariachi vest	3
#126	spangly sombrero	5
#869	spooky bark	4
#20	spooky bindle	20
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#900	spooky sap	2
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#102	squirming egg sac	149
#159	stained mattress	6
#993	stainless steel scarf	3
#1402	stainless steel shillelagh	3
#1224	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#1325	stainless steel solitaire	2
#930	stainless steel suspenders	4
#105	stapler bear	1
#175	star buckler	2
#460	star crossbow	1
#422	star hat	2
#170	star pants	2
#288	star shirt	1
#420	star sword	1
#61	steely marble	1
#49	sterno-flavored Hob-O	20
#98	stinkin' bindle	6
#114	strange cube	15
#45	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	22
#400	strawberyl	15
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1332	stray chihuahua	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#237	stuffed martini	40
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#183	sugar shield	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#502	sweet mochi ball	8
#134	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#307	tangerine	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#326	throwing bone	1
#297	throwing wrench	11
#188	tin cup of mulligan stew	6
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#265	toe jam	1
#846	tofurkey gravy	10
#1236	tofurkey leg	6
#37	torquoise ring	1
#447	tourmalime	12
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#828	trilobite fossil	2
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#442	tube sock	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#410	unstable laser battery	68
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#179	unusual disco ball	11
#667	vampire collar	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#19	vampire pearl necklace	2
#18	vampire pearl ring	2
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#8	villainous scythe	1
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#391	voodoo snuff	3
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#566	wind-up meatcar	11
#93	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1

Wow, that's 22,426 items total!

what items are this player missing?