| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #25 | Cosmic Calorie | 2,625 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2379 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
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| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
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| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
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| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
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| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
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| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #551 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #877 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1911 | box of sunshine | 74 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
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| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
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| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #83 | grinning turtle | 3 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #696 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #603 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #238 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #329 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #167 | strange cube | 10 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #280 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 65 |
| #73 | syncopated turtle | 3 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |