| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1788 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #779 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #178 | agua de vida | 12 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3940 | badass belt | 9 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #670 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #3682 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3170 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #13 | cocktail onion | 720 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #17 | deodorant | 217 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #584 | empty agua de vida bottle | 213 |
| #77 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 749 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #698 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #27 | glass of goat's milk | 453 |
| #6 | gr8ps | 1,424 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #321 | hobo nickel | 909 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #26 | kiwi | 503 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #7 | love song of disturbing obsession | 5,000 |
| #6 | love song of icy revenge | 5,000 |
| #9 | love song of naughty innuendo | 5,000 |
| #11 | love song of smoldering passion | 5,000 |
| #8 | love song of sugary cuteness | 5,000 |
| #9 | love song of vague ambiguity | 5,000 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #1605 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #66 | oil of oiliness | 32 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #87 | prismatic wad | 122 |
| #22 | pufferfish spine | 65 |
| #62 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1,028 |
| #46 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 30 |
| #68 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 31 |
| #54 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 17 |
| #47 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 15 |
| #54 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 17 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #51 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 20 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #37 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1,000 |
| #57 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1,000 |
| #65 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1,000 |
| #54 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1,000 |
| #37 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1,000 |
| #52 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1,000 |
| #582 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1953 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #14 | tangerine | 920 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #75 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 711 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |