| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #778 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #178 | agua de vida | 12 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #13 | cocktail onion | 719 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #17 | deodorant | 217 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #583 | empty agua de vida bottle | 213 |
| #77 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 749 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #14 | glass of goat's milk | 736 |
| #7 | gr8ps | 1,270 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #319 | hobo nickel | 909 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #26 | kiwi | 503 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #7 | love song of disturbing obsession | 5,000 |
| #6 | love song of icy revenge | 5,000 |
| #8 | love song of naughty innuendo | 5,000 |
| #10 | love song of smoldering passion | 5,000 |
| #8 | love song of sugary cuteness | 5,000 |
| #8 | love song of vague ambiguity | 5,000 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #66 | oil of oiliness | 32 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #88 | prismatic wad | 122 |
| #22 | pufferfish spine | 65 |
| #61 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1,028 |
| #51 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 25 |
| #57 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 15 |
| #69 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 29 |
| #60 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 13 |
| #47 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 15 |
| #57 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 15 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #46 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 22 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #36 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1,000 |
| #56 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1,000 |
| #65 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1,000 |
| #54 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1,000 |
| #36 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1,000 |
| #51 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1,000 |
| #581 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #165 | strange cube | 10 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #16 | tangerine | 785 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #75 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 711 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |