| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #377 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #680 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #809 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #869 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #671 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #818 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1528 | candy cane | 20 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #341 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #552 | eggnog | 32 |
| #1039 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #971 | fruitcake | 20 |
| #147 | gingerbread bugbear | 165 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #402 | magilaser blastercannon | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #251 | nanite-infested candy cane | 66 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #271 | roll of toilet paper | 375 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #437 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #81 | smoked potsherd | 15 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #251 | strange cube | 6 |
| #339 | strange shiny disc | 12 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #63 | unlocked meat locker | 3 |
| #1315 | unstable DNA | 23 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #434 | useless powder | 297 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |