| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #378 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #679 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #868 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #817 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1526 | candy cane | 20 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #553 | eggnog | 32 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #971 | fruitcake | 20 |
| #146 | gingerbread bugbear | 165 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #403 | magilaser blastercannon | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #250 | nanite-infested candy cane | 66 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #268 | roll of toilet paper | 375 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #81 | smoked potsherd | 15 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #251 | strange cube | 6 |
| #339 | strange shiny disc | 12 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #63 | unlocked meat locker | 3 |
| #1316 | unstable DNA | 23 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #435 | useless powder | 297 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |