Museum :: UGZ

UGZ_Log

Rank	Item	Quantity
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#91	Amulet of Yendor	219
#345	Angry Farmer candy	335
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#182	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#541	BGE merchandise order form	6
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#53	BRAINS shorts	28
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#243	BRICKO brick	490
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#110	BRICKO eye brick	764
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#76	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	33
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#96	Blood Light	39
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#255	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#465	CRIMBCO mug	25
#773	CRIMBCO scrip	140
#279	CRIMBCO wine	26
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#33	CSA all-purpose soap	319
#35	CSA bravery badge	370
#39	CSA cheerfulness ration	383
#47	CSA discount card	366
#64	CSA fire-starting kit	364
#48	CSA obedience grenade	389
#49	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	391
#36	Camp Scout pup tent	537
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#155	Cold Hots candy	94
#168	Corpse Island iced tea	31
#147	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	33
#265	Crimbo candied pecan	51
#300	Crimbo fudge	44
#296	Crimbo peppermint bark	44
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1382	Crimbuck	270
#288	Daffy Taffy	113
#231	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	25
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#311	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#458	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#658	Instant Karma	6
#307	Jack-in-the-box	20
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#454	M-242	13
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#90	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	27
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#49	Mr. Mediocrebar	2,478
#150	NPZR chemistry set	39
#46	Necbro wafers	37
#82	Nightstalker perfume	37
#268	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	5
#1001	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#99	Red Rover BB gun	35
#734	Rock Pops	71
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#144	Senior Mints	95
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#126	Silver Bullet beer	19
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#125	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	143
#108	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	178
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#118	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	156
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#418	The Cooler Out of Space	3
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#1322	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	7
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#40	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	548
#40	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	537
#38	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	570
#38	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	559
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#969	Valentine	14
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#191	Wint-O-Fresh mint	99
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1618	Yummy Tummy bean	72
#71	Ze™ goggles	93
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#224	antique bottle opener	4
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#930	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#204	astral mushroom	71
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#197	bacon bath ball	5
#55	bag of GORF	385
#49	bag of GORP	545
#37	bag of QWOP	373
#83	bag of airline peanuts	258
#141	bag of bones	8
#163	ball	44
#1145	banana	1
#325	bananagate	21
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#219	bath ball gift set	22
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#155	bejeweled cufflinks	25
#566	belemnite fossil	6
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#94	big glob of skin	2
#103	bite-me-red lipstick	169
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#151	black candy heart	90
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#114	black plastic oyster egg	32
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#190	black spot	4
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#138	blank diary	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#241	blue paisley oyster egg	13
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#572	blue snowcone	7
#362	blue striped oyster egg	12
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#318	bottle of fire	10
#1015	bottle of goofballs	25
#145	boulder	16
#266	bouquet of circular saw blades	5
#46	box of bear arms	1
#4676	box of sunshine	9
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#502	breaded beer	1
#135	breakfast mess	15
#142	brick	245
#165	brown crock marble	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#151	buckyball	40
#670	burst hellseal brain	3
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#373	can of Binarrrca	26
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#51	can of depilatory cream	3
#172	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	44
#130	candied yams	60
#477	candy cane	77
#246	candy kneecapping stick	8
#270	candy knuckles	7
#553	candy stake	11
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#14	carrot nose	726
#122	caustic slime nodule	3
#508	cement sandals	2
#59	chainsaw chain	14
#354	chocolate bath ball	2
#42	chocolate disco ball	73
#716	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#311	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	5
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#79	clown hammer	268
#436	club necklace	15
#278	colorful plastic ball	100
#716	comfy coffin	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#292	corned-beef Reuben	2
#158	corpse on the beach	32
#167	corpsedriver	29
#155	corpsetini	33
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#90	cursed scrunchie	14
#66	cymbal syrup	210
#648	daisy	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#86	defective skull	245
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#403	designer handbag	7
#427	diamond necklace	15
#1349	dill	5
#395	double daisy	1
#135	drop of water-37	100
#90	drum of pomade	15
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#975	duct tape	22
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1736	easter egg balloon	13
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#490	eggnog	36
#275	elven cellocello	40
#311	elven suicide capsule	37
#926	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#77	encoder ring	229
#82	ennui-flavored potato chips	711
#218	epic wad	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#93	explosion-flavored chewing gum	248
#377	extra-greasy slider	5
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#97	fake fake vomit	264
#217	fake hand	119
#237	fake plastic grass	8
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#343	fancy dress ball	40
#191	fancy opera glasses	22
#133	fat bottom quark	16
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#525	festive sausage	4
#1761	fire	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#700	fossilized spike	1
#562	fossilized spine	1
#674	fossilized torso	2
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#301	frightful feather	30
#397	fruitcake	55
#197	fudge cube	1
#164	fudge lily	41
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#44	funhouse mirror	20
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#189	garish pinky ring	23
#1432	ghost cucumber	9
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#209	ghost protocol	3
#317	ghost trap	2
#235	ghostly body paint	21
#265	giant designer sunglasses	17
#666	gingerbread bugbear	35
#920	gingerbread horror	7
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#347	gloomy black mushroom	9
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#594	green balloon	2
#72	green candy heart	578
#278	green peawee marble	1
#1811	grue egg	13
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#83	gyroscope	40
#151	hair of the calf	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#65	handful of Smithereens	69
#2200	handful of confetti	14
#409	heart necklace	16
#188	herbal stuffing	37
#238	herringcello	41
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#556	holiday cheese log	3
#35	honey stick	44
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#275	ice stein	1
#298	incense bath ball	3
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#411	inflatable duck	2
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#55	invisibility potion	8
#1600	ion grid	2
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#90	irresistibility potion	6
#77	irritability potion	6
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#364	jar of fermented pickle juice	5
#292	jawbruiser	8
#98	jazz soap	233
#41	jingle bell	1
#81	joybuzzer	264
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#76	lavender candy heart	573
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#556	lavender plastic oyster egg	7
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#609	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#976	licorice garrote	3
#219	live wire	4
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#59	lost key	76
#89	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
#55	lump of Brituminous coal	219
#1002	macaroni duck	2
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#129	magical ice cube with a fly in it	189
#237	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#1086	marionette	1
#698	marshmallow	7
#325	marshmallow flambé	2
#948	mauve paisley oyster egg	3
#932	mauve plastic oyster egg	4
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#971	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#313	memory of a C	1
#270	memory of an A	2
#270	memory of some delicious amino acids	2
#19	mime soul fragment	412
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#874	monomolecular yo-yo	35
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#65	mood ring	208
#131	motivational poster	26
#500	mugcake	2
#356	mummy costume	17
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#37	musty moccasins	1
#143	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	2
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#1464	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#1022	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#91	necrotizing body spray	84
#648	night-vision goggles	3
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#657	off-white paisley oyster egg	3
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#281	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	11
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#1243	old sweatpants	23
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#1616	oozenog	3
#510	orange and black Crimboween candy	6
#45	orange candy heart	1,464
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#249	oriole-feather headdress	5
#166	pack of KWE trading card	17
#105	packet of tofurkey gravy	2
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#1135	paperclip	2
#103	paperclip cape	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#276	paranormal ricotta	2
#806	party hat	1
#753	passable elf mask	7
#105	peanut brittle shield	35
#378	penguin focaccia bread	33
#237	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#92	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	229
#88	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	242
#340	petrified wood	25
#332	phish stick	3
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#79	pink candy heart	676
#387	pink-frosted astral cupcake	2
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#22	plastic ingot	949
#202	pocketwatch on a chain	11
#459	poison pen	4
#150	poisonous caviar	3
#62	pool torpedo	99
#555	pork elf goodies sack	11
#620	portable corkscrew	11
#451	portable photocopier	14
#164	possessed top	34
#559	potted cactus	2
#193	powdered candy sushi set	6
#81	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	2
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#201	press-on ribs	42
#2037	pretty flower	1
#439	prismatic wad	1
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#712	puce plastic oyster egg	5
#1564	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#5	pulled blue taffy	1,957
#14	pulled green taffy	334
#12	pulled indigo taffy	341
#14	pulled orange taffy	1,829
#8	pulled red taffy	1,859
#17	pulled violet taffy	1,893
#10	pulled yellow taffy	219
#361	pumpkinhead mask	19
#464	purple-frosted astral cupcake	2
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#160	quantum taco	200
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#92	radium-flavored potato chips	724
#133	raisin	4
#255	razor-tipped yo-yo	36
#124	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#121	red paisley oyster egg	22
#326	red plastic baby	1
#772	red plastic oyster egg	6
#677	red polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#104	red-and-green sweater	28
#20	resolution: be feistier	1,725
#11	resolution: be happier	1,623
#7	resolution: be kinder	369
#14	resolution: be luckier	367
#11	resolution: be more adventurous	382
#21	resolution: be sexier	1,727
#17	resolution: be smarter	1,781
#17	resolution: be stronger	1,676
#9	resolution: be wealthier	1,654
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#314	ribbon candy	2
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#38	ridiculous earring	2
#111	ridiculous sandwich	12
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#1339	roasted marshmallow	4
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#428	rubber WWBD? bracelet	16
#350	rubber WWJD? bracelet	19
#390	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	17
#322	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	19
#95	rubber emo roe	254
#55	sack lunch	880
#282	sand dollar	15
#967	sandwich of the gods	7
#150	scintillating powder	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#627	shredded hellseal hide	3
#593	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#128	slap and tickle with a fly in it	2
#204	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#152	slow jam collection	25
#13	small Crimbo Pressie	1
#278	smoked potsherd	1
#879	snake	3
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#33	soggy used band-aid	101
#2844	solid gold bowling ball	1
#34	sorority brain	42
#99	soy cordial	5
#270	space jam	1
#402	spade necklace	16
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#890	sparkler	3
#1203	spectral pickle	2
#933	spooky bark	3
#1126	spooky eggnog	5
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#374	spooky sap	23
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#585	squirming egg sac	11
#105	stapler bear	1
#1028	stick	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#450	strange cube	2
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#1377	string of red beads	7
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#535	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	83
#612	stuffed Cheshire bitten	71
#358	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	101
#529	stuffed Meat	89
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#448	stuffed angry cow	91
#419	stuffed astral badger	98
#504	stuffed baby gravy fairy	89
#354	stuffed can of asparagus	13
#400	stuffed cocoabo	97
#310	stuffed dodecapede	13
#472	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	90
#539	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	84
#468	stuffed hand turkey	90
#348	stuffed key	161
#491	stuffed mind flayer	88
#505	stuffed mink	95
#536	stuffed monocle	90
#714	stuffed ninja snowman	5
#519	stuffed scary death orb	85
#1467	stuffed shoulder parrot	13
#359	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	108
#363	stuffed snowy owl	102
#537	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	83
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#440	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	94
#439	stuffed teddy butler	104
#611	stuffed tin of caviar	78
#326	stuffed treasure chest	170
#350	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	105
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#2642	stuffing	1
#46	sturdy Crimbo crate	378
#69	stylish swimsuit	79
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#239	sugar-coated pine cone	11
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#134	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#224	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#142	throwing bone	8
#530	throwing wrench	8
🥇	time sleigh	1
#448	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#752	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#507	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	4
#753	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#392	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	5
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#304	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	6
#214	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
#290	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	6
#485	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	4
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#234	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	7
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
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#605	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
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#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#2119	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
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#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
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#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
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#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#1254	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	6
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#1458	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#1469	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#918	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#833	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	9
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#644	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	11
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
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#2762	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
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#2120	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#932	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	8
#967	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#699	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#1800	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
#2036	tiny plastic angry goat	9
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1456	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
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#2897	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	6
#3937	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#2161	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#986	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#736	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
#548	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	8
#3950	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#1076	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
#1752	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
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#1116	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
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#3967	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#3297	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#1777	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#1362	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#2158	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
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#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1788	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	4
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
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#3987	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
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#4810	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
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#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6146	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#2462	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
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#3313	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#1466	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
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#2231	tiny plastic mosquito	8
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
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#1344	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
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#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
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#6197	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#1259	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#4892	tiny plastic star starfish	3
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#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#743	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#1202	tiny plastic topiary golem	6
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1830	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#1770	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#826	tiny plastic warwelf	9
#1724	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
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#205	tofurkey leg	38
#111	tofurkey nugget	2
#925	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1404	tooth	1
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#2127	toy mercenary	1
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#2262	toy space helmet	1
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#269	traffic jam	1
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#95	trout fang	2
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
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#226	unearthed potsherd	14
#967	untamable turtle	2
#1542	unusual disco ball	1
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#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#245	vampire glitter	1
#12	velcro boots	3
#1488	vinegar	3
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#350	volcanic ash	10
#292	voodoo snuff	5
#899	wad of cotton	1
#47	water purification pills	564
#474	water wings	1
#42	watered-down Red Minotaur	107
#103	wet venom duct	3
#1538	wheel	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
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#55	white candy heart	1,016
#287	whoopie cushion	106
#101	wind-up chattering teeth	231
#21	wine-soaked bone chips	33
#77	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	707
#126	wolf mask	384
#386	wolfman mask	16
#90	x-ray specs	222
#145	yellow candy heart	383
#310	yellow paisley oyster egg	9
#94	yellow plastic oyster egg	42
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#103	yellow snowcone	246
#421	yellow striped oyster egg	6
#2204	yo	1
#750	yo-yo	32

Wow, that's 60,683 items total!

what items are this player missing?