| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #225 | BGE merchandise order form | 19 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #400 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #372 | Crimbo candied pecan | 31 |
| #759 | Crimbo fudge | 11 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3104 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #801 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 11 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #2752 | badass belt | 17 |
| #442 | bag of bones | 2 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #567 | bone chips | 17 |
| #319 | bottle of Blank-Out | 36 |
| #1228 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #387 | buckyball | 12 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1299 | candy cane | 25 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #792 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1636 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #92 | guano coffee cup | 99 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #1841 | herringcello | 2 |
| #557 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #830 | paperclip | 12 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #271 | portable photocopier | 25 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #232 | sealhide seal doll | 4 |
| #759 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #410 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #326 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #631 | towel | 13 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #254 | unusual disco ball | 9 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |