| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #340 | BGE merchandise order form | 12 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #175 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 6 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #453 | Crimbo candied pecan | 24 |
| #438 | Crimbo fudge | 26 |
| #403 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 27 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #846 | Go-Wassail | 7 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #206 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #161 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #310 | Schrödinger's thermos | 75 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #754 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #128 | Wolfman Nardz | 12 |
| #141 | Workytime Tea | 15 |
| #175 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 11 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 13 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #537 | bone chips | 20 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #595 | bottle of Blank-Out | 9 |
| #564 | bottle of bubbles | 8 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #3618 | candy cane | 3 |
| #284 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #551 | corrupted data | 10 |
| #638 | dusty Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #252 | effluvious emerald | 5 |
| #846 | eggnog | 19 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1614 | elven cellocello | 11 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #100 | giant yellow gummi bear | 2 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #151 | glacial sapphire | 5 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #958 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #106 | handful of honey | 96 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #745 | herringcello | 24 |
| #660 | jerky coins | 20 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #662 | licorice root | 1 |
| #152 | lime supersucker | 3 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #325 | mulled cider | 4 |
| #740 | mummy costume | 6 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #656 | pack of pogs | 16 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #748 | paperclip | 20 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #142 | pear supersucker | 3 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #541 | petrified wood | 14 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #647 | portable photocopier | 9 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #743 | pumpkinhead mask | 7 |
| #311 | quantum taco | 75 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #954 | red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #869 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #348 | spooky sap | 25 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1703 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #296 | steamy ruby | 3 |
| #375 | strange cube | 3 |
| #146 | strawberry supersucker | 3 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #768 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #533 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #1332 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #418 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #312 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #2208 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #709 | wind-up meatcar | 4 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |