Itsatrap

RankItemQuantity
#34"DRINK ME" potion1,734
#80"Humorous" T-shirt2
#105"Remember the Trees" Shirt1
#199"caramel" orange3
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1164-dimensional fez1
#3599.44% pure math1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#130A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 22
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#87A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#132A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#111A. W. O. L. commendation58
#266ASCII shirt7
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#171Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#346Argarggagarg's fang5
#431Asleep in the Cemetery4
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#57Aye Aye1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#898BGE shotglass6
#141BGE temporary tattoo6
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#128BOOterfinger1
#96BRAINS shorts14
#630BURT1
#111Baja sopapilla7
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#975Baron von Ratsworth's monocle12
#293Baron von Ratsworth's tophat8
#191Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler14
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#120Big Punk1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#144Blood Light30
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#134Bone's Farm "wine"13
#572Bonerdagon necklace20
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#122Boss Bat bling26
#1646Boss Bat britches5
#117Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air18
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#82Brimstone Chicken Sandwich161
#71Bruno's blessing of Mars4
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#79Burt's blessing of Bacchus4
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#465CRIMBCO mug25
#456CRIMBCO scrip570
#298CRIMBCO wine25
#289CRIMBCOIDS mints8
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#193CSA obedience grenade1
#45Caipiranha1
#45Cajun accordion1
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#152Cheer-Up soda2
#54Chester's bag of candy2
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#572Chroner1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#66Cloaca Cola Polar99
#335Codpiece of the Goblin King22
#526Cold Hots candy9
#161Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket8
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#152Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket7
#785Corpse Island iced tea6
#134Crimbeau de toilette1
#285Crimbo Credit23
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#107Crimbo Factory surprise box28
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#161Crimbo candle1
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#327Crimbo salad4
🥈Crimbo smile1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#203Crimbo train emergency brake3
#17Crimbo training manual1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#168Crimbonium fuel rod11
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#120Crimbot battery11
#471Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#243Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#210Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#15Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper1
#38Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#259Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#15Crimbot schematic: Gun Face1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#205Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#474Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#247Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#26Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack1
#30Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler1
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#216Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#24Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#14Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#366Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#39Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower1
#23Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm1
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#13Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball1
#558Crimboween memo19
#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#339Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#127Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#86Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
#1211Crimbuck390
#1039Crown of the Goblin King23
#136D roll96
#288DNOTC Box1
#225DUFRESNE Suds1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#81Dennis's blessing of Minerva4
#502Dickory Farms Gift Basket12
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#270Dolphin King's crown17
#84Double Bacon Beelzeburger171
#84Dr. Hobo's scalpel40
#750Drowsy Sword22
#68Dust bunny55
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#192Ecto-Cooler6
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#51Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror1
#32Eldritch snap3
#373Elf Guard MPC1
#92Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#117Elf Guard eyedrops1
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#107Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#118Elf Guard payroll bag1
#84Elf Guard strategic map1
#151Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#44Ellsbury's skull2
#517Ent cider11
#53Extra-slimy Slimosa1
#58FDKOL commendation10,111
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#272FDKOL hotcakes11
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#184Fantasma en la Máquina6
#1501Feynman gate2
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#52Flying Caipiranha1
#81Freddie's blessing of Mercury4
#92Friendliness Beverage105
#27Frosty's arm2
#213Frosty's carrot1
#234Frosty's frosty mug7
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#344Fudge Fiber Armor Plating2
#248Fudgie Roll1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#45Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer8
#240Go-Wassail81
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#398Gummi-Gnauga5
#186Haunted Sorority House staff guide26
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#324Hodgman's blanket4
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#169How to Play Othello1
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#227Inner Strength2
#165Inner Truth3
#48Inner Wisdom5
#69Instant Karma180
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#113Jamaican coffee1
#213Jocko Homo's head8
#75Jumbo Dr. Lucifer203
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#79Kashmir sweater1
#250Kissin' Cousins4
#77Knob Goblin lunchbox29
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#67KoL Con 13 T-shirt29
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#135L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate365
#238LED block6
🥇LWA ring1
#173La Fantasma y La Oscuridad7
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#520Let Me Be!3
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#1136Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet22
#75Lord of the Flies-sized fries162
#884MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech7
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#44Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo5
#193Mer-kin cookiestove1
#125Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses20
#205Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler20
#73Mini-Crimbot crate2
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1263Mob Penguin cellular phone8
#120Moonds1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#52My First Paycheck envelope1
#438NPZR chemistry set5
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#217New Zealand iced tea33
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#850Nickel Gamma of Frugality4
#76Nightstalker perfume40
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#302Ol' Scratch's salad fork4
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#53Oscus's pelt2
#119Othello's dagger1
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#96Othello's military jacket1
#144P.B.L.T.1
#74PB&BP2
#841Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#177Racisto Ruidoso1
#369Red Pill1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#273Rock Pops186
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#152Roman sadnals1
#177Rompedores de Fantasmas6
#354SPF 451 lip balm6
#47Saccharine Maple pendant2
#513Safari Jack's moustache3
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#55Sazuruk-hai1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#356Schrödinger's thermos50
#7Science Notebook2
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#225Silver Bullet beer11
🥇Silver HP-35 Calculator1
#471Sinful Desires1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#263Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags3
#119Steal This Candy23
#112Strix stix28
#234Summer Nights5
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#92Super Weight-Gain 90002
🥇Superhero Reboots1
#62Swedish coffee1
#197TI-9000 calculator1
#166Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro93
#223Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita68
#209Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco73
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#285Tales of a Kansas Toymaker11
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#142The Cooler Out of Space21
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#47The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 62
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#443The Joy of Wassailing7
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#85The Necbronomicon3
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#6Third Eye1
#1004Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#425Thwaitgold ant statuette3
#377Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#837Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#419Thwaitgold bug statuette2
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#246Thwaitgold cockroach statuette3
#56Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette28
#152Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#330Thwaitgold firefly statuette11
#189Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette10
#1221Thwaitgold maggot statuette3
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#172Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette17
#552Thwaitgold scorpion statuette2
#257Thwaitgold spider statuette11
#894Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
#1041Thwaitgold termite statuette2
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#321Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette2
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#61Time Juice8
#141Trainbot circuitry5
#125Trainbot linkages6
#146Trainbot optics3
#134Trainbot plating4
#142Trainbot servomotors3
#173Trainbot tubing1
#315Travels with Jerry4
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#147Twelve Night Energy1
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#436Uncle Crimbo's Rations4
#249Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide52
#464Uncle Romulus2
🥈Underworld trunk1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#381Wolfman Nardz2
#771Workytime Tea1
#393Yakisoba's hat4
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#32Yorick1
#220Z-Bone steak1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1170Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#1029abominable snowcone4
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#81alien drugs37
#182alien force field disruptor bean2
#108alien protein powder1
#104alien source code printout3
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#187ammonite fossil30
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#679anniversary balloon1
#117anniversary gift box10
#205anticheese52
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#61antique beer10
#401antique bottle opener2
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#144antique nutcracker figurine1
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#41antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#257antique pair of blue jeans3
#389antique record album7
#299antique souvenir drawing3
#125archaeologing shovel1
#41astronaut ice-cream10
#996astronaut pants6
#848atomic vector plotter2
#38augmented-reality shades11
#45baby bark scorpion1
#170bacon bath ball6
#1174baconstone6
#32bad vibroknife1
#1054badass belt51
#215bag of bones7
#88bag of lard12
#684baggie of powdered sugar15
#41balanced antler3
#428ball14
#1029balloon monkey1
#77ballpark hot daub1
#34banana321
#338banana cream pie1
#87banana milkshake1
#92banana peel60
#215banana smoothie3
#208banana spritzer1
#251banana supersucker1
#252banana-frosted king cake11
#97bananagate63
#93bananarama bangle1
#108banjo kazoo mount1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#183bark rootbeer5
#350bath ball gift set14
#691battered Crimbo Crate12
#43battered hubcap22
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#76beaver punch (cherry)1
#77beaver punch (papaya)1
#42beaver punch (peach)4
#55beavermouth231
#430bed of coals2
#30beer lens200
#398beertini4
#448beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#430beholed bedsheet2
#34beige clambroth marble2
#301belemnite fossil16
#770bi-lateral logic compressor2
#146big glob of skin1
#398bindlestocking6
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#152birdbone corset1
#103bite-me-red lipstick169
#231black Crimbo ball1
#29black and white cracker8
#54black brandy1
#21black kettle drum121
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#489black plastic oyster egg10
#1001black polka-dot oyster egg4
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#137blank diary1
#246blank fudge mold1
#24blind-packed capsule toy669
#393blind-packed die-cast metal toy1
#151blob of Alphredoâ„¢3
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1298blood flower2
#160blue glowstick10
#70blue grass26
#811blue paisley oyster egg5
#253blue plastic baby1
#433blue plastic oyster egg11
#1001blue polka-dot oyster egg4
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#917blue striped oyster egg5
#137blue tulip1
#140blueberry-frosted king cake10
#67boiling seal blood11
#36bone and arrows1
#213bone aperitif2
#658bone chips11
#52bone crusher1
#195bone meal2
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#23bonerang2
#22boning knife2
#5booze drive button1
#434borg sock monkey4
#166bottle of Blank-Out100
#165bottle of Crimbognac1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#150bottle of Mystic Shell6
#203bottle of antifreeze5
#714bottle of bubbles1
#83bottle of drinkin' gas1
#290bottle of fire11
#146bottle of goofballs145
#167bottle of pirate juice5
#217bottle of rhinoceros hormones2
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#117bottled day2
#25boulder212
#67bowl of Jeal-O138
#45bowl of fishysoisse13
#289bowl of lucky charms2
#165bowl of mernudo1
#4836box of sunshine8
#99boxed gumball machine1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#46bread line8
#203bread man3
#159bread pie1
#152breaded beer4
#2375brick2
#208brilliant oyster egg1
#650brine28
#114broken carburetor2
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#110bronze handcuffs1
#247brown crock marble1
#96brown pixel10
#284brown plastic baby2
#171buñuelos Jaliscos5
#46bubble-wrap simulator36
#248buckyball21
#26buffed alien drugs1
#150bugbear purification pill1
#70bumblebee marble2
#210bungle in the jungle5
#228burrowgrub hive1
#255cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#1109can of Binarrrca6
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#259can of Red Minotaur17
#15can of depilatory cream12
#545can of fake snow1
#101can of mixed everything1
#123can of spinach15
#1300can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce6
#58can-you-dig-it?4
#175candied bolts6
#320candied kobold10
#424candied nuts4
#861candied yams10
#1216candy cane27
#83candy cigarette35
#6candy drive button1
#36candy harmonica8
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#666candy knuckles4
#3830candy stake1
#54canteen of eggnog1
#188canteen of wine118
#1591capacitor relay2
#1613carbon nanotube frame2
#85carnivorous potted plant1
#640carob chunk noodles1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#120cement sandals7
#78centurion helmet1
#69chainsaw chain12
#117chakra malt1
#266chakra sludge1
#129chakra-mental wine1
#89charged magnet1
#30charisma potion19
#269cheap elven gloves16
#156cheer-o-gram2
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#72chitinous pod1
#133choco-Crimbot11
#135chocolate bath ball7
#290chocolate cigar6
#480chocolate-covered scarab beetle2
#373chocolate-frosted king cake5
#689chorizo brownies1
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#159clear Russian1
#145cloning kit5
#3274club necklace1
#133club sandwich2
#27coal paperweight1
#31coarse hemp socks1
#47cold seal sweat33
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#680colorful plastic ball1
#35commemorative war stein2,135
#244communal gobstopper4
#805computronic processing unit2
#195concentrated fish broth1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#139contract enforcement stick1
🥉control crystal1
#209cookie cookie4
#568corncob pipe1
#100corned beet4
#293corned-beef Reuben2
#790corpse on the beach6
#659corpsedriver7
#891corpsetini5
#35corrupted bird DNA1
#736corrupted data1
#216cranberry margarita (brackish)1
#130cranberry schnapps4
#268crappy brain1
#33crotchety pants2
#23crystal belt buckle1
#140crystalline cheer830
#40crystalline seal eye1
#262crystallized memory1
#144cube of billiard chalk2
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#96cursed scrunchie13
#417cyborg doll4
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#314cylindrical mold1
#60deadfall branch1
#135deadly lampshade7
#17debonair deboner1
#272decent brain1
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#247delicious salad216
#385deluxe fax machine1
#162depleted Crimbonium football helmet1
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
🥇detour shield1
#3285diamond necklace1
#369dill105
#51diluted makeup31
#31dirty bottlecap1
#38discarded button1
#47discarded swimming trunks9
#279disco horoscope (Aquarius)1
#280disco horoscope (Aries)1
#276disco horoscope (Cancer)1
#285disco horoscope (Capricorn)1
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#261disco horoscope (Leo)1
#278disco horoscope (Libra)1
#276disco horoscope (Pisces)1
#272disco horoscope (Sagittarius)1
#284disco horoscope (Scorpio)1
#274disco horoscope (Taurus)1
#212disco horoscope (Virgo)3
#310discocktail3
#923distilled fortified wine2
#97dog ointment1
#821dollhive7
#483donated booze3
#480donated candy3
#466donated food3
#128donkey flipbook6
#25dove DNA1
#81droll monocle16
#59drop of water-37246
#39droppable microphone2
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#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#1988tiny plastic Cheshire bat9
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
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#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
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#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
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#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#3304tiny plastic angry goat5
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
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#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#2878tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#576toast1,555
#266toe jam1
#846tofurkey gravy10
#760tofurkey leg11
#112tomato daiquiri14
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1139tooth2
#915toothsome rock10
#258top17
#565tortoise's blessing2
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#106tourmalime tourniquet1
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#652toy hoverpad17
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#1116toy mercenary4
#1081toy ray gun6
#1190toy soldier1
#1041toy space helmet6
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#970toy wheel8
#371traditional Crimbo cookie5
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#478tree skirt1
#1380tree-eating kite13
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#149trilobite fossil35
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
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#56unidentified drink109
#129universal biscuit11
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#154unnatural gas1
#46unquiet spirits50
#116unsanitized scalpel1
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#833unstable laser battery50
#182unused soap1
#247unused walkie-talkie1
#498valuable trinket160
#1255vampire duck-on-a-string5
#111vampire pellet2
#373vanilla-frosted king cake4
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#229very overdue library book1
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#196viral DNA1
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#566volcanic ash1
#292voodoo snuff5
#199wad of cotton15
#91wad of slimy rags12
🥈walkie-talkie1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#37warbear accoutrements chunk133
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#106warbear badge1
#478warbear battery1
#165warbear bearserker mead1
#252warbear bearserker potion1
#436warbear beeping telegram1
#170warbear blizzard mead1
#292warbear breakfast machine assembler1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#15warbear dress bracers1
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#13warbear dress helmet1
#306warbear drone assembler1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#197warbear feasting bread1
#190warbear feasting mead1
#210warbear foil hat1
#164warbear gyro1
#383warbear gyrocopter1
#29warbear helm fragment146
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#168warbear induction oven1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#273warbear liquid overcoat1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#53warbear officer requisition box16
#198warbear oil pan1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#64warbear rejuvenation potion2
#87warbear requisition box71
#419warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#297warbear soda machine assembler1
#88warbear superpotion1
#156warbear thermoregulator bread1
#39warbear trouser fragment124
#272warbear wardance potion1
#134warbear warrior bread1
#522warbear whosit35
#252warehouse key1
🥈washboard shield1
#181waterlogged cloth1
#178waterlogged leather1
#174waterlogged metal1
#173waterlogged stuffing1
#137waterlogged wood1
#25wet venom duct22
#1538wheel1
#152whisker pencil61
#248whiskey in a broken glass1
#205white Crimbo ball1
#134white chocolate and tomato pizza19
#24white earbuds1
#126white tulip1
#26willowy bonnet2
#830wind-up meatcar1
#390witch hat2
#677wolfman mask8
#429wooden block7
#36wooly loincloth1
#52worksite credentials1
#25world's most unappetizing beverage7
#230worthless gewgaw31
#293worthless knick-knack26
#187worthless trinket34
#333wreath of laurels2
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#82wriggling tentacle1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#1033yellow candy heart4
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#583yellow glowstick2
#92yellow gummi ingot345
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#967yellow plastic oyster egg6
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
🥇yield shield1
#416yo23
#1055yo-yo17
#194yule gruel1
#125yule hatchet2
#102yule pup1
#78zombie dinosaur egg1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 80,863 items total!

what items are this player missing?