Museum :: Itsatrap

Itsatrap

Rank	Item	Quantity
#35	"DRINK ME" potion	1,734
#79	"Humorous" T-shirt	2
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#199	"caramel" orange	3
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#104	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#131	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#88	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#133	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#111	A. W. O. L. commendation	58
#266	ASCII shirt	7
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#347	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#127	BOOterfinger	1
#96	BRAINS shorts	14
#631	BURT	1
#110	Baja sopapilla	7
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#294	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	8
#191	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	14
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#118	Big Punk	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#144	Blood Light	30
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#572	Bonerdagon necklace	20
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#123	Boss Bat bling	26
#1645	Boss Bat britches	5
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#82	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	161
#72	Bruno's blessing of Mars	4
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#80	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	4
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#465	CRIMBCO mug	25
#457	CRIMBCO scrip	570
#298	CRIMBCO wine	25
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#572	Chroner	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#67	Cloaca Cola Polar	99
#336	Codpiece of the Goblin King	22
#527	Cold Hots candy	9
#161	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#152	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	7
#785	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#285	Crimbo Credit	23
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#107	Crimbo Factory surprise box	28
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#326	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#201	Crimbo train emergency brake	3
#18	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#168	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#121	Crimbot battery	11
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#558	Crimboween memo	19
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#83	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#326	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#123	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#1212	Crimbuck	390
#1038	Crown of the Goblin King	23
#137	D roll	96
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#81	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	4
#501	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	12
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#268	Dolphin King's crown	17
#84	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	171
#84	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	40
#751	Drowsy Sword	22
#69	Dust bunny	55
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#359	Elf Guard MPC	1
#90	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#114	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#105	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#113	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#81	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#147	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#517	Ent cider	11
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#58	FDKOL commendation	10,111
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#184	Fantasma en la Máquina	6
#1502	Feynman gate	2
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	4
#92	Friendliness Beverage	105
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#235	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#45	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	8
#239	Go-Wassail	81
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#399	Gummi-Gnauga	5
#187	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	26
#757	Heimandatz's heart	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#168	How to Play Othello	1
#346	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#226	Inner Strength	2
#164	Inner Truth	3
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#69	Instant Karma	180
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#110	Jamaican coffee	1
#213	Jocko Homo's head	8
#75	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	203
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#77	Knob Goblin lunchbox	29
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#68	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	29
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#135	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	365
#238	LED block	6
🥇	LWA ring	1
#173	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	7
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#521	Let Me Be!	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1134	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	22
#75	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	162
#884	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	7
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#192	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#125	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	20
#205	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	20
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1264	Mob Penguin cellular phone	8
#118	Moonds	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#50	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#217	New Zealand iced tea	33
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#76	Nightstalker perfume	40
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#304	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#117	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#72	PB&BP	2
#841	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	8
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#274	Rock Pops	186
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#177	Rompedores de Fantasmas	6
#353	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#357	Schrödinger's thermos	50
#7	Science Notebook	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#225	Silver Bullet beer	11
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#119	Steal This Candy	23
#112	Strix stix	28
#235	Summer Nights	5
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#59	Swedish coffee	1
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#166	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	93
#222	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	68
#209	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	73
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#285	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#142	The Cooler Out of Space	21
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#47	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	2
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#426	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#418	Thwaitgold bug statuette	2
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#213	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#414	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#245	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	3
#56	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	28
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#1215	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#173	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	17
#550	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#257	Thwaitgold spider statuette	11
#888	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1039	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#508	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#61	Time Juice	8
#140	Trainbot circuitry	5
#125	Trainbot linkages	6
#145	Trainbot optics	3
#133	Trainbot plating	4
#140	Trainbot servomotors	3
#171	Trainbot tubing	1
#313	Travels with Jerry	4
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#148	Twelve Night Energy	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#249	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	52
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#394	Yakisoba's hat	4
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#32	Yorick	1
#222	Z-Bone steak	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#82	alien drugs	37
#182	alien force field disruptor bean	2
#107	alien protein powder	1
#104	alien source code printout	3
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#187	ammonite fossil	30
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#205	anticheese	52
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#61	antique beer	10
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#46	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#388	antique record album	7
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#41	astronaut ice-cream	10
#996	astronaut pants	6
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#38	augmented-reality shades	11
#46	baby bark scorpion	1
#170	bacon bath ball	6
#1174	baconstone	6
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#1054	badass belt	51
#215	bag of bones	7
#88	bag of lard	12
#684	baggie of powdered sugar	15
#42	balanced antler	3
#429	ball	14
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#34	banana	321
#337	banana cream pie	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#92	banana peel	60
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#252	banana-frosted king cake	11
#97	bananagate	63
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#350	bath ball gift set	14
#691	battered Crimbo Crate	12
#43	battered hubcap	22
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#77	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#41	beaver punch (peach)	4
#55	beavermouth	231
#430	bed of coals	2
#30	beer lens	200
#398	beertini	4
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#34	beige clambroth marble	2
#301	belemnite fossil	16
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#146	big glob of skin	1
#397	bindlestocking	6
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#103	bite-me-red lipstick	169
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#29	black and white cracker	8
#54	black brandy	1
#21	black kettle drum	121
#1379	black paisley oyster egg	3
#489	black plastic oyster egg	10
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#24	blind-packed capsule toy	669
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#151	blob of Alphredo™	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1298	blood flower	2
#160	blue glowstick	10
#70	blue grass	26
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#136	blue tulip	1
#140	blueberry-frosted king cake	10
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#36	bone and arrows	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#658	bone chips	11
#52	bone crusher	1
#195	bone meal	2
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#23	bonerang	2
#22	boning knife	2
#5	booze drive button	1
#434	borg sock monkey	4
#166	bottle of Blank-Out	100
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#290	bottle of fire	11
#146	bottle of goofballs	145
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#117	bottled day	2
#25	boulder	212
#66	bowl of Jeal-O	138
#45	bowl of fishysoisse	13
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#163	bowl of mernudo	1
#4836	box of sunshine	8
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#46	bread line	8
#202	bread man	3
#160	bread pie	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#2374	brick	2
#209	brilliant oyster egg	1
#650	brine	28
#114	broken carburetor	2
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#95	brown pixel	10
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#168	buñuelos Jaliscos	5
#46	bubble-wrap simulator	36
#249	buckyball	21
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#208	bungle in the jungle	5
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#1110	can of Binarrrca	6
#1501	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#259	can of Red Minotaur	17
#15	can of depilatory cream	12
#546	can of fake snow	1
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#123	can of spinach	15
#1298	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#58	can-you-dig-it?	4
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#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
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#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
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#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
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#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#3975	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
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#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
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#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
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#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
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#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
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#23	trout fang	14
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#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
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#45	unquiet spirits	50
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#833	unstable laser battery	50
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#246	unused walkie-talkie	1
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#373	vanilla-frosted king cake	4
#1032	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	5
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#292	voodoo snuff	5
#199	wad of cotton	15
#91	wad of slimy rags	12
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#37	warbear accoutrements chunk	133
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#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
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#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#87	warbear requisition box	71
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#39	warbear trouser fragment	124
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
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#24	wet venom duct	22
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#152	whisker pencil	61
#247	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#205	white Crimbo ball	1
#134	white chocolate and tomato pizza	19
#25	white earbuds	1
#125	white tulip	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#390	witch hat	2
#677	wolfman mask	8
#431	wooden block	7
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#53	worksite credentials	1
#25	world's most unappetizing beverage	7
#226	worthless gewgaw	31
#290	worthless knick-knack	26
#183	worthless trinket	34
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#1035	yellow candy heart	4
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#91	yellow gummi ingot	345
#1179	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
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#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
🥇	yield shield	1
#416	yo	23
#1056	yo-yo	17
#194	yule gruel	1
#125	yule hatchet	2
#102	yule pup	1
#79	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 80,849 items total!

what items are this player missing?