| #187 | "DRINK ME" potion | 177 |
| #56 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 15 |
| #50 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #247 | BGE merchandise order form | 17 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #472 | Crimbuck | 2,127 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #287 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #133 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 5 |
| #201 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 2 |
| #153 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #103 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 4 |
| #128 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #198 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 4 |
| #145 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 6 |
| #179 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
| #87 | Elfin shortbread | 12 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #548 | Instant Karma | 9 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #549 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #231 | M-242 | 50 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Roo trading card | 157 |
| #290 | Schrödinger's thermos | 97 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #657 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 9 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #131 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| #238 | The Joy of Wassailing | 14 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #58 | Uncle Romulus | 22 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #65 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 36 |
| #453 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #207 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #304 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #366 | blue plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1481 | box of sunshine | 119 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| #316 | centipede eggs | 9 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #380 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #237 | empty agua de vida bottle | 870 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #194 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
| #687 | herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #1423 | herringcello | 12 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #777 | mushroom fermenting solution | 10 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #545 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #111 | off-white striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #64 | prismatic wad | 210 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #138 | sea blueberry | 5 |
| #180 | sea broccoli | 2 |
| #141 | sea cauliflower | 4 |
| #152 | sea persimmon | 4 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #268 | slow jam collection | 16 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #114 | strange cube | 15 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #109 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 176 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #192 | warm mushroom | 10 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |