Museum :: PastryofDeath

PastryofDeath

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"meat" stick	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#53	Afternoon Delight	9
#103	Atomic Pop	9
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#368	BRICKO brick	25
#386	BURT	53
#152	Baja sopapilla	6
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#809	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	15
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#108	Boulevardier cocktail	2
#29	Bruno's blessing of Mars	15
#49	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	10
#20	Centauri fish wine	9
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#44	Crimbo Factory surprise box	50
#60	Crimbo salad	8
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#69	Crimbonium fuel rod	40
#210	Crimbot battery	3
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#142	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#122	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	4
#144	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	3
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#128	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#105	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#19	D roll	425
#60	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	7
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#530	Drowsy Sword	35
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#66	El Vibrato power sphere	25
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#215	Eldritch snap	2
#308	FDKOL commendation	1,322
#27	Feliz Navidad	2
#38	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	13
#19	Friendliness Beverage	392
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#39	Good 'n' Quiet	9
#13	Grey Guanon	7
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#295	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	12
#81	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	2
#7	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	7
#139	How to Play Othello	2
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#236	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	43
#39	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	60
#131	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	407
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#90	Li'l Businessman Kit	3
#13	Lolsipop	124
#618	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	44
#32	Mark I Steam-Hat	3
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#158	Mer-kin cookiestove	5
#69	Mer-kin pressureglobe	4
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#25	Mysterious Black Box	141
#28	Mysterious Blue Box	141
#27	Mysterious Green Box	152
#51	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#25	Mysterious Red Box	148
#76	Necbro wafers	10
#32	New Zealand iced tea	347
#39	Newark	1
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#18	Othello's dagger	11
#29	Othello's handkerchief	6
#28	Othello's military jacket	8
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#23	Para-Pop	3
#26	Party-in-a-Can™	6
#21	Pneumo bar	9
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#143	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#128	Red Pill	3
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#7	Science Notebook	2
#21	Shrubble Bubble	21
#17	Silly Little Love Song	2
#44	Simepore slime	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#24	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	2
#20	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	16
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#20	TI-9000 calculator	133
#50	TRIO cup of beer	3
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#37	The Lost Glasses	3
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#92	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#24	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	10
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#272	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	6
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#488	Typical Tavern swill	5
#143	UV monocular	1
#842	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#64	VYKEA hex key	1
#32	Yorick	1
#44	Z-Bone steak	85
#20	aerated diving helmet	32
#16	affordable teak perch	3
#40	alien animal goo	2
#77	alien drugs	41
#149	alien source code printout	2
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#103	amok pudding	5
#109	amok putter	1
#16	ancient hot dog wrapper	3
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#102	angst burger	3
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#32	bacon bath ball	21
#32	ballpark hot daub	5
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#47	baobab sap	1
#317	bark rootbeer	3
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#30	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	42
#282	beanbag chair	1
#54	beaver punch (papaya)	2
#119	beavermouth	66
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#10	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	63
#41	berries of suffering	18
#122	birdbone corset	2
#58	black Crimbo ball	170
#297	black and white cracker	1
#137	blank diary	1
#78	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	55
#826	blue class ring	1
#25	blue tulip	20
#226	boiling seal blood	6
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#21	bowl of Jeal-O	708
#76	bowl of mernudo	11
#7	bowl of petunias	2
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#59	bread line	7
#60	bread pie	29
#63	breakfast miracle	6
#58	brilliant oyster egg	10
#40	brocolate brogurt	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#98	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#46	bunch of square grapes	248
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#557	candied nuts	3
#42	candy carrot cake	1
#118	candy cigarette	22
#55	candy harmonica	7
#52	candy mountain oyster	1
#31	candycaine powder	7
#12	cane-mail shirt	2
#97	caret	2
#11	carrot-on-a-stick	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#88	chakra sludge	13
#45	charisma potion	13
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#66	children of the candy corn	8
#40	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1
#52	chocolate bath ball	16
#71	chocolate-covered caviar	5
#61	clear Russian	31
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#25	cold jelly	1
#244	communal gobstopper	4
🥇	complicated device	1
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
#75	contract enforcement stick	18
#74	cookie cookie	6
#19	corrupted bird DNA	2
#697	corrupted data	2
#246	crappy brain	2
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#41	crusty hula hoop	12
#63	crystalline cheer	2,312
#24	cup of hickory chicory	25
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#119	cylindrical mold	22
#103	d12	16
#103	d20	10
#207	death blossom	1
#18	delicious comfit?	12
#24	dieting pill	36
#141	digital key lime pie	9
#25	diluted makeup	85
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#1640	doll house	1
#388	donated booze	12
#375	donated candy	12
#351	donated food	15
#96	drive-thru burger	2
#15	ear poison	737
#31	edible alien plant bit	11
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#21	eldritch concentrate	4
#71	eldritch effluvium	2,551
#24	eldritch essence	12
#16	eldritch hat	1
#82	eldritch ichor	31
#89	eldritch mushroom	1
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#32	eldritch oil	14
#13	eldritch pants	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#8	elevenderizing hammer	1
#4	elevennis shoes	1
#5	elevent	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#92	enchanted eyepatch	3
#20	ert grey goo ring	52
#216	executive mime flask	4
#156	expensive cigar	1
#71	extremely confusing manual	4
#1439	facsimile dictionary	3
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#126	fake plastic grass	14
🥇	fancy party pants	1
#111	fat bottom quark	20
#388	fiery wing	1
#513	figurine of a charred seal	5
#348	figurine of a cold seal	17
#292	figurine of a shadowy seal	4
#191	figurine of a sleek seal	12
#153	figurine of a stinking seal	15
#215	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	5
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#188	fishelada	1
#160	flaming glowsticks	3
#65	flan del mar	8
#115	flask of mining oil	35
#242	flask of tainted mining oil	10
#70	flat mushroom wine	3
#271	flour cookie	1
#25	flytrap bezoar	2
#32	foam pistol	3
#283	foetid seal tear	6
#63	foon	7
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#732	forbidden sausage	2
#356	fossilized spike	11
#149	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	3
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#1126	fruitcake	15
#38	fruitfilm	27
#197	fudge cube	1
#729	fudge lily	2
#797	fudgecule	316
#179	fudgecycle	1
#10	future drug: Coolscaline	187
#13	future drug: Muscularactum	144
#12	future drug: Smartinex	155
#261	fuzzy busby	12
#238	fuzzy montera	11
#20	gelatinous meat mass	2
#84	genie's pants	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#1459	ghost cucumber	8
#302	ghost protocol	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#390	giant discarded bottlecap	13
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#73	giant pearl	2
#10	giant red gummi bear	124
#1332	gingerbread bugbear	13
#89	gingerbread robot	7
#53	gingerbread smartphone	8
#20	gingerservo	1
#157	gladiator tunica	1
#48	glass of herbal tequila	59
#138	glob of salty molasses	6
#75	globe of Deep Sauce	3
#215	gloomy mushroom wine	3
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#8	gnawed-up dog bone	7
#276	gold wedding ring	27
#285	good brain	11
#89	government	1
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#56	government cheese	89
#68	government food shipment	1
#23	government-issued candy	7
#49	government-issued night-vision goggles	13
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#102	green drunki-bear	6
#75	green gummi ingot	479
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#7	gummi snake	475
#20	gym shorts	4
#26	hamlet sandwich	705
#97	hand-carved bokken	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#842	handful of confetti	50
#211	handful of crafty noodles	1
#70	handful of fire	8
#192	handful of honey	41
#396	handful of numbers	1
#27	hare brush	3
#28	haunted gimlet	2
#16	hawk	245
#228	heart of the volcano	31
#19	heavy crown	203
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#15	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
#233	hemp candy necklace	4
#134	hep waders	1
#283	high-energy mining laser	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#17	homemade robot gear	1
#5	honey stick	489
#204	hopping socks	1
#29	hot button candy	5
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#7	huge Crimbo cookie	42
#98	hushed puppy	4
#148	iced-out bling	3
#38	impure gasoline	88
#39	incense bath ball	22
#129	intact anemone spike	8
#9	intricate clockwork big hand	2
#18	intricate clockwork birdhouse	2
#13	intricate clockwork disc	2
#9	intricate clockwork little hand	2
#9	intricate clockwork numeral I	2
#12	intricate clockwork numeral II	1
#348	irradiated candy cane	11
#57	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	10
#453	java cookie	2
#555	jerky coins	32
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#176	jive turkey leg	8
#81	karma shawarma	1
#25	kiwi beak	44
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#28	law-abiding citizen cane	20
#115	lawnmower blade	2
#16	leftover chocolate bar	11
#23	lemonhead caviar	4
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#15	licorice boa	16
#446	licorice root	6
#14	licorice snake	11
#148	limburger biker boots	3
#37	liquid SONAR	3
#72	liquid ice	10
#24	little red book	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#429	lollipop stick	96
#28	macroplane grater	1
#156	madius	1
#97	mafia filofax	2
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#13	marshmallow	31,609
#17	marshmallow bomb	72
#57	mime army rations	7
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#531	mime soul fragment	2
#59	miniature boiler	5
#168	minin' dynamite	2
#186	moist Crimbo spices	4
#1662	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#105	mooseflank	61
#58	moustache sock	1
#178	muffled muffuletta	3
#690	mugcake	1
#47	multi-level marzipan	8
#28	murderbot monofilament	10
#12	murderbot whip	2
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#12	mutated candy lump	12
#76	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	4
#132	mysterious present	2
#282	mysterious silver lapel pin	5
#27	mystery lollipop	5
#28	nailswurst	10
#1036	nanite-infested candy cane	10
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#33	nastygeist	90
#107	negative lump	1,197
#73	negotiatin' hammer	7
#211	neutron lollipop	1
#20	ninjammies	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#7	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	115
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#93	oily boid	1
#140	oily mushroom wine	3
#79	ojo de pez burrito	11
#147	oldcake	3
#16	opium grenade	50
#595	orange snowcone	8
#81	outlaw bandana	6
#197	overloaded micro-reactor	2
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#1028	oyster basket	3
#926	pack of pogs	1
#46	pair of government shades	16
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#29	papier-mâché glob	8
#10	papier-mâché toothpicks	6
#5	papier-mâchaeranthera	9
#142	parasitic claw	2
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#32	party balloon	12
🥇	party crasher	1
#46	party platter for one	5
🥈	party whip	1
#64	pebblebräu	2
#946	penguin skin	9
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#278	peppermint tailings	34
#116	personalizable gingerbread cookie	1
#614	petit 4.1	2
#293	petit fortran	3
#62	ph balancer	4
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#332	phish stick	3
#70	physiostim pill	31
#66	piece of coral	4
#113	pile of useless robot parts	11
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#65	pipe wrench	2
#164	pitted sheet metal	4
#288	pixel hat	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#41	plastic cup of flat beer	12
#15	plastic passion fruit	413
#56	pocket ace	8
#13	pocket lint (blue)	5
#42	pocket lint (green)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#33	polo trophy	2
#238	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	3
#37	portable Othello set	1
#31	portable table	46
#16	portable wall	7
#193	powdered candy sushi set	6
#201	powdered powdered sugar	2
#45	power sock	1
#414	pretty bouquet	3
#300	primitive candy cane	1
#81	protection stick	12
#115	psychic's amulet	2
#116	psychic's circlet	4
#104	psychic's crystal ball	5
#113	psychic's pslacks	2
#73	pteruges	1
#203	pumpkin	1
#92	purple prose pen	3
#52	quake of arrows	1
#146	radiation-resistant helmet	10
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#24	rainbow crossbow	3
#27	rainbow jellybean	8
#203	raisin	2
#20	ramekin of space nuts	1
#87	ratskin belt	1
#6	rattler rattle	269
#1536	razor-tipped yo-yo	3
#65	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	13
#36	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	271
#53	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	19
#50	recording of Prelude of Precision	21
#83	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	7
#217	red China marble	1
#237	red ale	4
#29	red armband	1
#901	red gummi ingot	4
#20	red tulip	26
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#98	returned Thinknerd package	11
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#128	ribbon candy	11
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#115	ring setting	3
#869	roasted marshmallow	16
#80	robot grease	55
#208	rose	4
#78	ruby on canes	5
#121	runny fermented egg	3
#139	runny icing	11
#48	rusty compass	4
#256	s'more	46
#58	s'more gun	1
#125	salt wages	27
#138	salty gumdrop	4
#43	sandpaper	4
#326	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	6
#12	scroll case	8
#31	sea jelly	11
🥇	sea-worn candlestick	1
#118	servo-assisted exo-pants	12
#115	sham champagne	3
#245	shot of mescal	1
#172	shushed potatoes	3
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#24	silent pea shooter	53
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#82	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#26	simple AI	2
#21	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	17
#46	six-rainbow shield	2
#32	skin oil	5
#177	skull of the Bonerdagon	8
#34	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	38
#65	slab of sponge	10
#82	sleeve deuce	85
#34	smelted roe	13
#347	smoking grass	159
#155	sneaky wrapping paper	4
#17	snow machine	1
#15	software glitch	12
#203	soggy gingerbread chunk	1
#34	solid state loom	1
#63	soul doorbell	7
#32	soul knife	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#35	sour powder	3
#27	space beast fur	21
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#118	space junk	27
#26	space needle	1
#206	sparking robo-battery	3
#761	spectre scepter	43
🥈	spirit bell	1
#140	spirit mattress	2
#182	spirit sheet	1
#99	spiritual candy cane	3
#192	spiritual fruitcake	2
#40	spiritual gingerbread	5
#18	spongy shield	3
#216	spooky bicycle chain	10
#56	spooky eyeliner	52
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#11	spooky lasso	194
#56	spooky lipstick	59
#154	spooky mushroom wine	2
#119	spoonful of Linguine-Os	4
#180	stale Cheer-E-Os	2
#105	stapler bear	1
#66	steel drivin' hammer	18
#313	stick	9
#21	stink-penny	904
#572	strange cube	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#1333	stray chihuahua	1
#176	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	3
#27	sugar fairy	1
#35	sugar shard	512
#28	sugar sphere	13
#198	super salad	1
#125	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	8
#657	superheated fudge	2
#8	sweatband	10
#631	sweet mochi ball	7
#40	sweet party mix	7
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#23	sweetened reindeer fat	16
#39	swordzall	1
#143	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
#86	thick walrus blubber	64
#169	throwing candy	2
#41	time shuriken	1
#17	tin snips	1
#26	tin thermos of chai	1
#496	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	4
#748	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	2
#753	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#220	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	3
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#52	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	7
#498	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	4
#417	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	5
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#196	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	8
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#193	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	8
#303	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6
#186	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#70	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	5
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#312	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	6
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#344	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#117	tiny die-cast killing bird	4
#492	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	4
#79	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	12
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#547	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	8
#373	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	7
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#514	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#591	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	7
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#357	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	7
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#464	tiny plastic Father McGruber	9
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#792	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#442	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	10
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#594	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	7
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#689	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
#492	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#545	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	8
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#592	tiny plastic angry space marine	7
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#444	tiny plastic batbugbear	10
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#742	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
#393	tiny plastic beebee gunners	11
#736	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
#337	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	13
#438	tiny plastic blazing bat	10
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#303	tiny plastic buzzerker	14
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#559	tiny plastic fire servant	4
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#392	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	11
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#604	tiny plastic moneybee	7
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#446	tiny plastic mumblebee	10
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#710	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#309	tiny plastic the Free Man	8
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#91	toast with jam	2
#30	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	41
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#6	traditional Crimbo cookie	110
#38	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#143	transparent nog	3
#8	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	84
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#28	triple barreled barrel gun	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#40	unidentified drink	165
#72	unnatural gas	4
#20	unused soap	129
#29	unusual oil	6
#131	vampire pellet	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#1319	vinegar	7
#23	vinyl shield	2
#25	viral DNA	117
#49	viral video	1
#24	virgin jello shot	4
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#25	vodka stinger	2
#149	walrus-tusk earring	8
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#153	wand of pigification	4
#91	warbear feasting bread	8
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#174	waterlogged metal	1
#130	wet venom duct	2
#75	whimpering willow bark	6
#67	white Crimbo ball	105
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#17	white tulip	38
#33	wind-up Whatsian robot	16
#16	wind-up ensign	33
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#20	wind-up navigation droid	22
#25	wind-up owl	20
#13	wind-up vampire teeth	30
#23	windicle	4
#94	wings of fire	1
#30	witch's brew	5
#106	wok lobster	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#9	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	70
#85	yellow drunki-bear	9
#71	yellow gummi ingot	470
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2045	yo-yo	2
#194	yule gruel	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 56,609 items total!

what items are this player missing?