| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #831 | Go-Wassail | 8 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #667 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #505 | corrupted data | 13 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #846 | jerky coins | 8 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #740 | pack of pogs | 10 |
| #886 | paperclip | 10 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #435 | quantum taco | 25 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #648 | squirming egg sac | 9 |
| #450 | strange cube | 2 |
| #657 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #770 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |