| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #829 | Go-Wassail | 8 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #664 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #504 | corrupted data | 13 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #846 | jerky coins | 8 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #739 | pack of pogs | 10 |
| #886 | paperclip | 10 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #434 | quantum taco | 25 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #648 | squirming egg sac | 9 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #769 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |