| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #141 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Jack-in-the-box | 28 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #103 | NPZR chemistry set | 60 |
| #681 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #107 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 11 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #79 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 17 |
| #179 | Uncle Romulus | 7 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #97 | Wolfman Nardz | 17 |
| #18 | a cute angel | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #75 | ammonite fossil | 76 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #168 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #72 | antique pair of blue jeans | 10 |
| #86 | banana supersucker | 10 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #41 | bath ball gift set | 65 |
| #818 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #89 | belemnite fossil | 64 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #26 | bone aperitif | 15 |
| #526 | bone chips | 21 |
| #30 | bone meal | 15 |
| #14 | bottle of Blank-Out | 800 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #749 | brine | 21 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #119 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 18 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #405 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #222 | dill | 155 |
| #790 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #12 | fairy-worn boots | 4 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #15 | fudge bunny | 40 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #144 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #1142 | fudgecule | 31 |
| #54 | fudgecycle | 4 |
| #319 | ghost cucumber | 136 |
| #29 | green gummi ingot | 926 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #106 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #265 | herringcello | 39 |
| #13 | hibernating robot reindeer | 2 |
| #156 | hideous egg | 20 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #99 | kumquat supersucker | 10 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #85 | lime supersucker | 10 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #107 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 2 |
| #98 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #31 | molten brick | 278 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #79 | mulled cider | 25 |
| #417 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #71 | pack of pogs | 258 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #75 | pear supersucker | 10 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #378 | penguin focaccia bread | 33 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #364 | portable photocopier | 19 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #241 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #178 | queen cookie | 4 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #31 | red gummi ingot | 924 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #64 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #71 | strawberry supersucker | 10 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #54 | sucker scaffold | 166 |
| #574 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #19 | toast | 284,666 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #86 | trilobite fossil | 67 |
| #254 | vinegar | 147 |
| #129 | volcanic ash | 60 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #33 | yellow gummi ingot | 916 |