Museum :: DocGonzo

DocGonzo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#63	Atomic Comic	5
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#150	BRAINS shorts	9
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#167	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	16
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#122	Blood Light	34
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#571	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1163	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#229	Corpse Island iced tea	23
#207	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	25
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1801	Crimbuck	75
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#843	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#72	Ecto-Cooler	14
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#17	FDKOL commendation	20,290
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#157	Frosty's frosty mug	11
#109	Go-Wassail	197
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#425	Heimandatz's heart	4
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#25	Inndya trading card	5
#612	Jack-in-the-box	8
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#669	LED block	1
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#67	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	6
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#102	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	25
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#133	Nightstalker perfume	22
#200	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	7
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#45	Poison Oak trading card	3
#35	Princess Rutabaga trading card	4
#369	Red Pill	1
#480	Red Rover BB gun	5
#45	Roo trading card	3
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#132	Silver Bullet beer	18
#945	Summer Nights	1
#166	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	93
#444	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	25
#453	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	24
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#254	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	12
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#158	The Cooler Out of Space	19
#42	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	3
#221	The Joy of Wassailing	15
#295	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#77	The Snake trading card	2
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#1256	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	8
#81	Travels with Jerry	9
#79	Ultrasoldier Serum	17
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#21	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1,196
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#30	Woldo trading card	4
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#75	ammonite fossil	76
#464	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	12
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#82	astral badger	1
#72	badass pie	3
#820	ball	7
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#86	banana supersucker	10
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#71	bar skin	286
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#506	bath ball gift set	10
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#37	beertini	85
#196	bejeweled cufflinks	21
#72	belemnite fossil	74
#156	bite-me-red lipstick	129
#243	black paisley oyster egg	19
#122	black plastic oyster egg	31
#555	black polka-dot oyster egg	9
#167	black snake skin	58
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#410	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#365	blue polka-dot oyster egg	11
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#23	bone aperitif	16
#943	bone chips	1
#28	bone meal	16
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#14	bottle of Blank-Out	800
#25	bottle of bubbles	755
#3070	box of sunshine	27
#321	breaded beer	2
#2708	brick	1
#657	brine	27
#1272	buckyball	2
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#187	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	42
#177	candied yams	47
#1860	candy cane	14
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#919	candy stake	7
#914	canteen of wine	21
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#53	carob chunk noodles	56
#802	cement sandals	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#82	chocolate cigar	18
#59	chorizo brownies	56
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#41	clown skin	222
#227	club necklace	24
#27	coal paperweight	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#115	corpse on the beach	42
#218	corpsebite	1
#167	corpsedriver	29
#156	corpsetini	33
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#593	cyborg doll	2
#116	decanter of fine Scotch	2
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#75	demon skin	301
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#454	designer handbag	6
#195	diamond necklace	25
#293	dill	123
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#196	drum of pomade	7
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#767	elven limbos gingerbread	15
#327	elven cellocello	37
#457	elven moonshine	24
#763	elven socks	5
#656	elven suicide capsule	26
#96	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	139
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#186	extra-greasy slider	13
#118	extra-see-thru nightie	5
#68	extremely skinny jeans	12
#131	facsimile dictionary	70
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#25	fancy canapés	13
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#1135	fancy dress ball	8
#161	fancy opera glasses	25
#2007	felt	2
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#348	festive sausage	6
#78	fiery wing	128
#131	filth-encrusted futon	6
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#806	friendly cheez blob	3
#151	frigid air mattress	5
#109	frozen banquet	18
#1068	fruitcake	17
#7	fudge bunny	50
#843	fudge lily	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#133	garish pinky ring	31
#531	gator skin	3
#386	ghost cucumber	112
#292	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#103	ghost protocol	7
#380	ghost trap	1
#97	ghostly body paint	45
#286	giant designer sunglasses	16
#1281	gingerbread bugbear	14
#421	gingerbread horror	13
#307	gingerbread house	2
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#30	gloomy mushroom wine	20
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#469	gnauga hide	8
#26	golden plastic oyster egg	6
#2313	golden ring	21
#1431	googly eye	6
#1202	gray bow tie	2
#27	green gummi ingot	955
#238	grue egg omelette	12
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#616	gyroscope	4
#461	handful of confetti	87
#46	handful of honey	188
#210	handful of numbers	2
#134	heart necklace	35
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#199	herbal stuffing	36
#520	herringcello	29
#627	hideous egg	1
#88	hippopotamus skin	71
#384	holiday cheese log	5
#160	holiday log	1
#115	hot egg	2
#674	iGoogly	23
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#187	jar of fermented pickle juice	12
#94	jerky coins	229
#1662	killing feather	28
#1412	kite	3
#1082	knuckle sandwich	9
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#99	kumquat supersucker	10
#2570	laser-broiled pear	8
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#58	leathery bat skin	225
#87	leathery cat skin	214
#74	leathery rat skin	194
#321	licorice garrote	6
#661	licorice root	1
#85	lime supersucker	10
#510	live wire	2
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#619	mauve plastic oyster egg	6
#184	mauve striped oyster egg	17
#145	miniature antlers	1
#18	molten brick	358
#703	motivational poster	5
#992	mummy costume	1
#241	mylar scout drone	20
#1036	nanite-infested candy cane	10
#425	nanite-infested eggnog	11
#156	nanite-infested fruitcake	26
#263	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	16
#646	nanofiber cloth	7
#143	necrotizing body spray	64
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#261	off-white paisley oyster egg	9
#76	off-white plastic oyster egg	38
#232	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	13
#34	off-white striped oyster egg	56
#2436	oozenog	1
#1489	oversized fish scaler	3
#616	oyster basket	6
#49	pack of pogs	336
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#121	pair of ragged claws	3
#35	papaya slung	91
#1091	paperclip	3
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#516	passable elf mask	9
#1141	patent leather shoes	2
#388	peanut brittle shield	7
#75	pear supersucker	10
#940	penguin focaccia bread	20
#997	penguin skin	6
#894	penguin thesaurus	6
#2716	pet rock	1
#332	phish stick	3
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#756	pocketwatch on a chain	4
#622	poison pen	3
#1109	polyalloy shield	4
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
#336	portable photocopier	20
#1010	possessed top	5
#852	powdered candy sushi set	1
#138	press-on ribs	56
#321	psycho sweater	1
#685	puce paisley oyster egg	4
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#931	puce polka-dot oyster egg	4
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#58	queen cookie	44
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#721	really dense meat stack	8
#30	red gummi ingot	954
#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#1078	red polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#545	red-and-green sweater	2
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#1103	rigid carapace	4
#620	roboduck-on-a-string	2
#1545	robotronic egg	8
#1814	rogue swarmer	32
#115	rubber WWBD? bracelet	39
#143	rubber WWJD? bracelet	34
#151	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	32
#143	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	32
#35	salty slug	84
#310	sandwich of the gods	14
#1796	sawblade fragment	30
#124	secret from the future	1
#212	shimmering rainbow sand	2
🥈	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#150	sleeping stocking	17
#583	slow jam collection	7
#40	smoking grass	1,378
#318	solid gold bowling ball	59
#126	sorority brain	12
#50	soy cordial	8
#142	spade necklace	33
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#273	spectral pickle	58
#337	spooky eggnog	14
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#159	stained mattress	6
#41	stick of "gum"	38
#277	strange cube	5
#71	strawberry supersucker	10
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#539	stray chihuahua	5
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#275	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	138
#204	stuffed Cheshire bitten	148
#161	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	173
#310	stuffed Meat	134
#1273	stuffed alien blob	5
#188	stuffed angry cow	170
#181	stuffed astral badger	170
#213	stuffed baby gravy fairy	155
#191	stuffed cocoabo	157
#217	stuffed crazy bastard sword	37
#1395	stuffed doppelshifter	6
#172	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	178
#214	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	157
#1657	stuffed gray blob	6
#225	stuffed hand turkey	141
#377	stuffed key	152
#351	stuffed martini	28
#220	stuffed mind flayer	147
#323	stuffed mink	130
#304	stuffed monocle	136
#199	stuffed scary death orb	164
#179	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	178
#214	stuffed snowy owl	144
#194	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	165
#163	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	174
#374	stuffed teddy butler	121
#304	stuffed tin of caviar	137
#454	stuffed treasure chest	126
#193	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	157
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#1831	stuffing	3
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#55	sucker scaffold	164
#631	sweet mochi ball	7
#498	synthetic stuffing	13
#1586	teddy bear	2
#1090	teddy borg	5
#626	theoretical string	18
#73	thermos of brew	6
#132	throwing bone	9
#248	throwing wrench	12
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1798	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	4
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1228	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#1493	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#937	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	19
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1220	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	8
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1499	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1251	tiny plastic G Imp	6
#1761	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
#2163	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#1458	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#1264	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	6
#1148	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
#2847	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#1473	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#935	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	8
#1236	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	6
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1044	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	7
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#815	tiny plastic Spam Witch	9
#821	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	9
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#1071	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#1048	tiny plastic angry goat	17
#1083	tiny plastic anime smiley	7
#1457	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#2138	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#1133	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	16
#995	tiny plastic barrrnacle	18
#1039	tiny plastic beanbat	7
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1509	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	12
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#333	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#1290	tiny plastic cocoabo	14
#775	tiny plastic coffee pixie	22
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#926	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#736	tiny plastic demoninja	10
#1097	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#953	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1465	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	5
#946	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	8
#1243	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#628	tiny plastic fruit golem	11
#1212	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	15
#1199	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	15
#1126	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	16
#1432	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#1412	tiny plastic grue	13
#1423	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1072	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	17
#1185	tiny plastic killer bee	15
#922	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	8
#1156	tiny plastic leprechaun	16
#1303	tiny plastic levitating potato	14
#1465	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
#1045	tiny plastic mosquito	17
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#1045	tiny plastic pastamancer	5
#961	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	18
#1327	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#1077	tiny plastic scary clown	7
#1319	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#1059	tiny plastic senile lihc	7
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1474	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	5
#1720	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#1129	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	16
#1259	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#1218	tiny plastic stab bat	15
#1029	tiny plastic star starfish	17
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#617	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	15
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1257	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	6
#1447	tiny plastic warwelf	5
#2700	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#1238	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#133	tofurkey gravy	54
#133	tofurkey leg	55
#17	tomato daiquiri	103
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#902	top	5
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#563	toy hoverpad	22
#335	toy maglev monorail	4
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#109	trilobite fossil	54
#1104	twitching claw	4
#514	unstable DNA	101
#2198	unstable laser battery	21
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#187	valuable trinket	490
#329	vinegar	118
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#82	voodoo snuff	17
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#159	whisker pencil	58
#63	white chocolate and tomato pizza	57
#96	white snake skin	139
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#355	yak skin	1
#32	yellow gummi ingot	933
#50	yellow paisley oyster egg	38
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#334	yeti fur	534

Wow, that's 41,457 items total!

what items are this player missing?