Museum :: mARty mcfly

mARty mcfly

Rank	Item	Quantity
#5	"caramel" orange	335
🥇	1.21 jigawatts	250
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#407	A. W. O. L. commendation	13
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#26	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#218	Atomic Pop	1
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#317	Chroner	104
#8	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	6
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#104	Comet Pop	1
#1044	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#307	Crimbo candied pecan	42
#215	Crimbo food scraps	1
#299	Crimbo fudge	44
#75	Crimbo paste	1
#415	Crimbo peppermint bark	26
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#86	Crimbojito	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#12	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	4
#58	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#104	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	3
#21	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	3
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	201
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#14	Crimbuccaneer lantern	4
#12	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	49
#37	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#64	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1,013
#47	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	3
#26	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	41
#26	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
#107	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
#51	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#19	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	6
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	2
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#13	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	48
#3014	Crimbuck	3
#203	D roll	34
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#116	Elf Army machine parts	12
#51	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#43	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	4
#32	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	3
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#79	Elf Guard MPC	3,676
#15	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	3
#23	Elf Guard broom	2
#28	Elf Guard clipboard	2
#74	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	2
#51	Elf Guard eyedrops	10
#25	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#54	Elf Guard honor present	4
#44	Elf Guard hotpants	3
#32	Elf Guard insignia (general)	4
#40	Elf Guard insignia (private)	4
#40	Elf Guard mouthknife	8
#73	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#98	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#31	Elf Guard red and white beret	2
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#20	Elf Guard squirtgun	3
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#14	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	6
#70	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	16
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
🥈	First Post shirt package	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#180	Friendliness Beverage	28
#24	Frown Exerciser	2
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#30	Fudgie Roll	16
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#846	Go-Wassail	7
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#120	How to Play Othello	3
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#25	Jamaican coffee	20
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#52	Kelflar vest	4
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#50	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	44
#5	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#17	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
#18	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#49	Lil' Snowball Factory	4
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#13	MayDay™ contract	3
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#7	Monster Manuel	1
#159	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#17	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	1
#5	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	1
#233	New Zealand iced tea	26
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#6	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
#22	Othello's dagger	10
#21	Othello's handkerchief	10
#17	Othello's military jacket	13
#252	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#8	Pigsticker of Violence	2
#84	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
#106	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#18	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#652	Red Rover BB gun	2
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#81	Sangria de Menthe	1
#4	Scepter of Loathing	1
#16	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#973	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#13	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
#11	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#4	Stick-Knife of Loathing	2
#153	Strix stix	11
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#44	Swedish coffee	2
#176	TI-9000 calculator	2
#41	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
#11	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2,574
#13	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1,508
#4	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	50
#11	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2,225
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#99	Tequiz Navidad	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#6	The Chill of the Wild	1
#54	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	2
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#13	The Firegate Tapes	1
#46	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
#86	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#78	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#49	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#101	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#295	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#137	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#412	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#354	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1165	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#259	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#154	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1207	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#1380	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#182	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#253	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#178	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#332	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#228	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#446	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1305	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#372	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#582	Thwaitgold slug statuette	4
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#283	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#1604	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
#1269	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#114	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#9	To Build an Igloo	1
#101	Trainbot circuitry	18
#87	Trainbot linkages	16
#98	Trainbot optics	12
#99	Trainbot plating	12
#113	Trainbot servomotors	10
#111	Trainbot tubing	11
#21	Trash, a Memoir	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥉	Treads of Loathing	1
#277	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	2
#321	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#27	Twelve Night Energy	44
#47	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#111	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	121
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#117	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#41	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#32	Yorick	1
#181	Z-Bone steak	3
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#8	adobe adze	1
#10	adobe arsecover	1
#202	alien source code printout	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#28	ancient Elf dessert spoon	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#12	baby rigging snake	6
#1312	ball	3
#85	baloney rotgut	2
#86	banana supersucker	10
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#337	bananagate	20
#35	bananarama bangle	3
#80	banjo kazoo mount	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#533	belemnite fossil	7
#701	bindlestocking	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#73	black Crimbo ball	101
#47	blind-packed capsule toy	431
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
🥉	blue grass	1,140
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#136	blue tulip	1
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#173	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#62	bone bons	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#154	bottle of bubbles	76
#287	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#7	bottled Vampire Vintner	3
#2719	box of sunshine	36
#13	boxed autumn-aton	3
🥉	boxed gumball machine	25
#29	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	2
#5	bread man	101
#39	bread pie	105
#62	broken warbear gyrocopter	2
#66	bronze polish	5
#25	brown pirate pants	3
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#238	bubble-wrap simulator	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#220	cabooze	4
#6	can of mixed everything	26
#127	candied bolts	7
#52	candied lime	3
#557	candied nuts	3
#2091	candy cane	11
#26	candy cane candygram	1
#199	candy cigarette	7
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#45	candycaine powder	2
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#73	cannonbomb	7
#33	canteen of eggnog	3
#1749	canteen of wine	1
🥉	carnivorous potted plant	29
#78	carton of gaspers	3
#42	centurion helmet	2
#88	charged magnet	1
#90	charisma potion	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#36	chest of "pirate gold"	2
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#1773	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#193	cinnamon machine oil	2
#37	cinnamon troll doll	2
#39	clear Russian	105
#9	cloning kit	421
#13	combat lover's locket lockbox	3
#111	contract enforcement stick	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#457	cookie cookie	2
#101	corned beet	4
#6	cosmic bowling ball	1
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#99	crident	1
#234	cylindrical mold	3
#108	damp bar rag	1
#19	deed to Oliver's Place	4
🥉	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	101
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#17	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	3
#34	diluted makeup	52
#43	discarded swimming trunks	10
#67	dog ointment	3
#164	droll monocle	5
#57	droppable microphone	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#16	ear poison	686
#133	eggman noodles	1
#191	eggnog	99
#4	eggwater	101
#6	electric pants	85
#429	electrical thingamabob	4
#22	electronic dulcimer pants	2
#1040	elven limbos gingerbread	9
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1136	elven socks	2
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#168	epic wad	3
#134	ert grey goo ring	4
#107	extremely confusing manual	1
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#422	fat stacks of cash	19
🥇	festive egg sac	37
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#84	filthy monkey head	2
#21	flapper floppers	1
#31	flask of egggrog	11
#271	flask of tainted mining oil	6
#59	flat cider	1
🥉	fleshy putty	552
#5	flour cookie	109
#63	fluid of fudge-finding	6
#54	foam pistol	1
#33	free boots	1
#120	freightcake	7
#13	fresh can of paint	2
#65	fried air	55
#220	frigid fudgepuck	18
#49	fruit-stuffed rumcake	3
#379	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#143	fudge lily	46
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#59	fudge spork	8
#476	fudgecule	1,976
#178	fudgecycle	1
#152	fudgesicle	2
#203	gamma nog	1
#93	ghost beer	8
#65	ghostly dagger	2
#160	giant candy cane	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#102	giant green gummi bear	2
#111	giant green gummi ingot	3
#96	giant red gummi bear	2
#102	giant red gummi ingot	3
#100	giant yellow gummi bear	2
#99	giant yellow gummi ingot	3
#1858	gingerbread bugbear	7
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#467	gingerbread mutant bugbear	8
#55	gingerbread nylons	13
#22	gingerbread pirate	11
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#157	gladiator tunica	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#173	glass of herbal tequila	6
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#176	gold tooth	1
#4	golden fleece	91
#2776	golden ring	1
🥇	goo magnet	1
#153	gooified animal matter	14
#310	gooified mineral matter	1
#157	gooified vegetable matter	13
#33	grape troll doll	2
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#1683	green beer	2
#38	green drunki-bear	42
#441	green gummi ingot	62
#11	grey gosling	3
#49	grip key	4
#24	grog nuts	26
#7	gummi ammonite	23
#7	gummi belemnite	27
#139	gummi canary	2
#68	gummi salamander	6
#136	gummi snake	3
#10	gummi trilobite	23
#23	gumshoes	1
#12	gunwale	3
#7	gunwale whalegun	1
#907	gyroscope	2
#31	hamlet sandwich	630
#108	hand of cards	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#19	hawk	165
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#24	heavy crown	155
#134	hep waders	1
#1560	herringcello	10
#306	hideous egg	11
#25	hot wine	12
#92	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#18	iFlail	2
#27	iShield	1
#175	impure gasoline	2
#691	invisible bag	1
#66	invisible potion	4
#720	irradiated candy cane	6
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#453	java cookie	2
#865	jerky coins	7
#187	jive turkey leg	6
#2372	killing feather	4
#376	kiwi	1
#248	kiwi beak	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#165	kumquartz	41
#22	kumquartz ring	3
#32	kumquat supersucker	53
#4	lab-grown meat	376
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#149	law-abiding citizen cane	1
#45	leather aviator's cap	1
#187	legitimate business on the beach	10
#1751	length of string	1
#54	licorice boa	1
#60	licorice root	111
#31	lime supersucker	46
#203	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
#289	lollipop stick	205
#69	lump of goofball ore	5
#102	madius	3
#108	mafia filofax	1
#68	mafia middle finger ring	1
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#79	mafia pinky ring	1
#31	mafia pointer finger ring	1
#77	mafia thumb ring	1
#25	mafia wedding ring	1
#669	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#648	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#64	massive wrench	1
#42	meatball	58
#36	military-grade peppermint oil	19
#145	miniature antlers	1
#122	minin' dynamite	7
#11	mint condition magnifying glass	2
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#144	missing wine	1
#1663	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#491	mulled cider	1
#26	mulled wine	8
#13	mummified entombed cookbookbat	3
#992	mummy costume	1
#1676	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#598	nanite-infested eggnog	8
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#143	nastygeist	3
#93	negotiatin' hammer	3
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#20	ninjammies	1
#181	non-aged vinegar	6
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1708	obsidian dagger	7
#28	officer's nog	31
#12	old-school pirate grog	51
#302	oozenog	10
#119	outlaw bandana	2
#73	pack of pogs	231
#13	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	3
#9	packaged June cleaver	3
#16	packaged Jurassic Parka	3
#13	packaged cold medicine cabinet	4
#19	packaged model train set	3
#39	pair of pearidot earrings	3
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#191	parasitic tentacles	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1141	patent leather shoes	2
#571	peanut brittle shield	2
#31	pear supersucker	28
#179	pearidot	39
#70	pegfinger	2
#1285	penguin thesaurus	2
#26	peppermint bomb	13
#25	peppermint crook	2
#33	peppermint parasol	1
#85	peppermint patty	1
#195	peppermint sprout	1
#24	peppermint tack	61
🥈	peppermint-scented socks	115
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#40	pickled bread	7
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#30	pirate encryption key alpha	3
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#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
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#13	portable Othello set	2
#108	portable table	6
#2221	possessed top	1
#11	potato alarm clock	30
#603	powdered candy sushi set	3
#39	prank Crimbo card	7
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#37	pteruges	2
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#104	quantum of familiar	1
#168	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
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#105	rattler rattle	12
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
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#450	red gummi ingot	58
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#31	red white and blue claret	1
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#16	replica Elf Guard medal	3
#48	residual chitin paste	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#59	ridiculous sandwich	24
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#1717	robotronic egg	5
#1431	[2108]rock	1
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#44	rum-soaked fruitcake	11
#38	runny fermented egg	6
#78	rusted-out shootin' iron	4
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#14	salted mutton	10
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#42	sawed-off blunderbuss	8
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#4	self-repairing earmuffs	83
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#62	shipwright's hammer	3
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#138	steamed oyster	1
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🥈	synthetic rock	28
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#360	thermos of brew	1
🥈	third ear	120
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#41	time shuriken	1
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#16	time-twitching toolbelt	1
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#624	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	3
#205	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	8
#132	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	4
#191	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	8
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#69	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	6
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#104	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	4
#93	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	5
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#619	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	3
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#81	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	5
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#212	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	8
#162	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
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#253	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	7
#79	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	12
#113	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	4
#389	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	5
#105	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	4
#70	tiny die-cast turtle mech	5
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#1095	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	7
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#264	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	17
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#962	tiny plastic Axe Wound	8
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#798	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	6
#318	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	8
#248	tiny plastic Beebee King	10
#1175	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1228	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#1509	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#777	tiny plastic Boss Bat	6
#218	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	5
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#283	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	15
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#826	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	21
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#153	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	14
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#456	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	21
#529	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	18
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#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#187	tiny plastic Father McGruber	21
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#916	tiny plastic G Imp	8
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#336	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#2172	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#1466	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
#175	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	23
#1246	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#944	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	8
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
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#739	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	6
#2196	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#1474	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#656	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	11
#732	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	10
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#377	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#16	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#284	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	15
#919	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	8
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#1450	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#402	tiny plastic Queen Bee	6
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#223	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	19
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#816	tiny plastic Spam Witch	9
#1439	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#967	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1072	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	7
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#130	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	15
#940	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	8
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1057	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1086	tiny plastic angry bugbear	7
#931	tiny plastic angry goat	19
#232	tiny plastic angry space marine	19
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#930	tiny plastic anime smiley	8
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#650	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	11
#737	tiny plastic astronomer	10
#889	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	20
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#894	tiny plastic barrrnacle	20
#260	tiny plastic batbugbear	16
#917	tiny plastic beanbat	8
#237	tiny plastic bee swarm	18
#309	tiny plastic beebee gunners	14
#286	tiny plastic beebee queue	15
#1717	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#132	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	29
#233	tiny plastic blazing bat	18
#1108	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	16
#1235	tiny plastic blooper	6
#1078	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
#1064	tiny plastic briefcase bat	7
#276	tiny plastic bugaboo	16
#253	tiny plastic buzzerker	17
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#258	tiny plastic cavebugbear	17
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#790	tiny plastic cocoabo	22
#1519	tiny plastic coffee pixie	12
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#1243	tiny plastic cubist bull	6
#2189	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#37	tiny plastic dining car	1
#877	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1758	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#814	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	9
#1485	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
#269	tiny plastic fire servant	9
#945	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	8
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#925	tiny plastic fruit golem	8
#1148	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	16
#1405	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	13
#615	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	27
#715	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	10
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#326	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#754	tiny plastic goth giant	10
#776	tiny plastic grue	22
#943	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#1834	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1216	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	15
#329	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	13
#985	tiny plastic killer bee	18
#2825	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#623	tiny plastic leprechaun	27
#886	tiny plastic levitating potato	20
#633	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	11
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#175	tiny plastic moneybee	22
#789	tiny plastic mosquito	22
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#346	tiny plastic mumblebee	13
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1107	tiny plastic ninja snowman	7
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#40	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#830	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#308	tiny plastic peacannon	8
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#789	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	22
#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#1780	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#502	tiny plastic seal clubber	9
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2172	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#847	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	9
#170	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	13
#2145	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#789	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	22
#750	tiny plastic spooky vampire	10
#473	tiny plastic stab bat	34
#730	tiny plastic star starfish	23
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#437	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	21
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#308	tiny plastic the Free Man	8
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4482	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1067	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	7
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#720	tiny plastic whitesnake	10
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#805	tiny plastic zmobie	9
#59	toe jam toast	1
#1139	tooth	2
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#64	totally sweet mohawk helmet	6
#201	tourmalime	36
#30	tourmalime tourniquet	3
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#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#412	traditional Crimbo cookie	2
#61	traffic jam toast	1
🥇	train whistle	1
#34	training scroll: Shattering Punch	1
#48	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#2302	tree-eating kite	4
#1781	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#14	trick coin	21
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#484	trilobite fossil	8
#301	twitching claw	13
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#7	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	3
#10	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	3
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#53	unidentified drink	117
#6	universal biscuit	500
#17	unopened tiny stillsuit	3
#141	unquiet spirits	10
#116	unsanitized scalpel	1
#2303	unstable DNA	1
#142	unused soap	4
#1913	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#131	vampire pellet	1
#148	viral DNA	6
#131	walrus ice cream	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#57	warbear battery	37
#248	warbear beeping telegram	5
#143	warbear blizzard mead	2
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#73	warbear chemistry lab	3
#21	warbear drone assembler	17
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#191	warbear empathy chip	3
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
#117	warbear exo-arm	2
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#117	warbear gyro	2
#314	warbear gyrocopter	2
#326	warbear helm fragment	2
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#254	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	3
#28	warbear induction oven	4
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#69	warbear oil pan	3
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#213	warbear whosit	890
#29	wet tack	2
#22	whale cerebrospinal fluid	39
#31	whalecake	2
#14	whalegun	4
#35	whalesteak	24
#219	whiskey in a broken glass	3
#71	white Crimbo ball	101
#23	white earbuds	1
#125	white tulip	1
#133	wind-up meatcar	84
#615	witch hat	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#59	yellow drunki-bear	13
#372	yellow gummi ingot	84
#2366	yo-yo	1
#37	yule grog	1
#8	yule hatchet	104

Wow, that's 30,959 items total!

what items are this player missing?