Chocolust
formerly CHOCOslut

RankItemQuantity
#32"caramel" orange71
#14371-ball1
#1501952 Mickey Mantle card11
#14262-ball1
#14563-ball1
#14734-ball1
#795-Alarm Saucepan5
#14355-ball1
#14256-ball1
#14857-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#38Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#490Ancient Saucehelm5
#185Angelhair Culottes6
#104Ankh of Badahnkadh4
#116Argarggagarg's fang11
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#10BRAINS shorts182
#112BRICKO pearl1
#181Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental6
#125Baron von Ratsworth's money clip4
#203Baron von Ratsworth's monocle47
#37Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher3
#34Bastille Battalion tattoo kit1
#79Batfellow comic1
#520Better Than Cuddling Cake3
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#57Bjorn's Hammer6
#106Bling of the New Wave9
#324Bonerdagon necklace35
#337Boss Bat bling10
#984Boss Bat britches13
#18Boxing Day Pass45
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#289CRIMBCOIDS mints8
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#32Caveman Dan's favorite rock2
#54Christmas ham1
#281Chroner150
#96Claw of the Infernal Seal9
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#4Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#700Codpiece of the Goblin King11
#78Coilyâ„¢1
#326Colander of Em-er'il7
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#47Cornbeefadon2
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#335Crimbo Candy Cookbook17
#70Crimbo Factory surprise box36
#76Crimbo crystal shards3
#161Crimbo dinner1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#205Crimbo train emergency brake3
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#171Crimbosmopolitan1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#19Crimboysters Rockefeller87
#2025Crimbuck37
#117Crown of the Goblin King150
#49Dad's brandy1
#46Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose1
#46Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week1
#38Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe17
#198Disco 'Fro Pick11
#455Disco Banjo1
#39Doc Clock's thyme cocktail1
#1939Dolphin King's crown1
#31Dreadsylvanian Almanac page317
#77Drowsy Sword175
#172Dust bunny3
#52Easter eggnog1
#62Easter grasshopper1
#174El Sombrero De Lopez12
#264Elder Turtle Shell8
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#114Elf Guard honor present1
#32Elf Guard safety bear4
#85Elf Guard strategic map1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#24Engorged Sausages and You1
#48FantasyRealm Mage's Hat36
#65FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask26
#11FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm495
#39Finnish Fish1
🥈Flag by the Foot™440
#51Friendly Turkey1
#116Galapagosian Cuisses8
#118Garter of the Turtle Poacher8
#17Gets-You-Drunk8
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#127Glass Balls of the Goblin King17
#536Goodfella contract29
#204Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob5
#657Green Clover of Justice3
#35Handsome Devil2
#8Haunted Sorority House staff guide480
#332Heimandatz's heart5
#41Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans1
#7Hell and How I Bent It1
#49Herring Daiquiri1
#671Hodgman's blanket1
#121Holiday Fun!1
🥈Holiday Multitasking (used)1
#28How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying1
🥈How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#17How to Play Othello52
#72Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games1
🥇Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)1
#24Hundred Headed IPA14
#23Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#36Interview With You (a Vampire)9
#57Irish eggnog1
#60Iron Beta of Industry157
#305Jack-in-the-box20
#213Jocko Homo's head8
#38Jokester makeup1
#101KoL Con 13 T-shirt11
#96Krakrox's Loincloth9
#109LCD game: Burger Belt1
#108LCD game: Garbage River1
#91LIDAR candle1
#123La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez11
#122Lederhosen of the Night11
#1061Let Me Be!1
#97Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet187
#17Lucky Strikes holo-record1
#157Mae West with a fly in it2
#49Manual of Lock Picking1
#43Mark of the Bugbear8
#19Mark of the Ghost18
#42Mark of the Skeleton7
#22Mark of the Vampire11
#33Mark of the Werewolf10
#39Mark of the Zombie7
#285Maxing, Relaxing4
#37MayDayâ„¢ contract1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#840Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#752Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#919Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#953Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#16MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher1
#46Misty Cape53
#39Misty Cloak62
#50Misty Robe55
#8Mob Penguin cellular phone6,971
#41Mr. Burnsger1
#72Mr. Cheeng's spectacles2
#171My First Art of War1
#18My Life of Crime, a Memoir1
#59Mysterious Black Box50
#61Mysterious Blue Box56
#61Mysterious Green Box53
#56Mysterious Red Box53
#633NPZR chemistry set1
#5Never Don't Stop Not Striving1
#46Neverending Party guest pass1
#106Newbiesportâ„¢ tent85
#214Newman's Own Trousers5
#578Nickel Gamma of Frugality9
#61O1
#630Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#8Oopsie IPA1
#845Orcish baseball cap1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#19Othello's dagger11
#17Othello's handkerchief11
#21Othello's military jacket11
#673Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster11
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#6PirateRealm guest pass5
#16Pocket Guide to Mild Evil9
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#57Pocket Square of Loathing3
#234Poison Oak trading card1
#18Pop Art: a Guide1
#19Power-Guy 2000 holo-record1
#176Prelude of Precision1
#11Radio KoL Keychain1
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#74Really Expensive Jewelry and You2
#101Red Roger's reliquary4
#1201Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#261Rock and Roll Legend6
#139Safari Jack's moustache9
#203Scalp of Gorgolok11
#1049Schrödinger's thermos1
#16Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
🥈Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#200Sensual Massage for Creeps6
#7Source terminal TRAM chip1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#135Spirit of Christmas12
#155Spirit of Easter8
#182Spirit of St. Patrick's Day6
#159Spirit of Thanksgiving8
#175Spirit of Veteran's Day5
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#12Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#4Staff of Kitchen Royalty1
#93Staff of the Black Kettle1
#11Staff of the Cozy Fish1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#27Staff of the Electric Range1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#61Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#7Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
#6Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#52Star Spawn4
#28Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)20
#16Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)32
#32Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)16
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#16Tales of Spelunking47
#71Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#237Tears of the Quiet Healer1
#46Tesla's Electroplated Beans1
#62Thanksgiving ration1
#22The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#17The Big Book of Every Skill3
🥈The Eye of the Thing in the Basement2
🥈The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement2
#57The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#17The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#67The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#142The Mariachi's guitar case11
#59The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#40The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 51
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#49The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
#13The Plumber's mushroom stew1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#124Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy1
#58Third Base1
#326Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette12
#509Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#138Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette3
#707Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette3
#268Thwaitgold fairyfly statue1
#9Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette9
#1207Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#19Thwaitgold harvestman statuette4
#17Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette11
#188Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#179Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#360Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#118Thwaitgold protozoa statuette4
#17Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette30
#80Thwaitgold slug statuette57
#88Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette10
#446Thwaitgold termite statuette18
#80Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette2
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#26Time Bandit Time Towel2
#19Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#108Trainbot circuitry13
#93Trainbot linkages13
#97Trainbot optics13
#98Trainbot plating13
#40Trainbot radar monocle2
#97Trainbot servomotors13
#34Trainbot slag243
#106Trainbot tubing13
#613Travels with Jerry2
#277Trivial Avocations Card: What?2
#276Trivial Avocations Card: When?2
#274Trivial Avocations Card: Where?2
#243Trivial Avocations Card: Who?4
#148Twelve Night Energy1
#48Twitching Television Tattoo1
#51Ultra Mega Sour Ball1
#843Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide2
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#72Unspeakachu1
#61VYKEA meatballs1
🥇Velougats™370
#110Volartta's bellbottoms9
#15Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife2
#237Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray1
#6Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence1
#5Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking1
#6Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud1
#54X1
#252Yakisoba's hat6
#32Yorick1
#660Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#57absentee voter ballot2
#75abstraction: action1
#52abstraction: joy1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥉adobe brittle55
#228adorable seal larva10
#202alien source code printout1
#109amok putter1
#11anger blaster3
#680anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#254ant pitchfork1
#626antique bottle opener1
#145antique nutcracker figurine1
#247arrowgram1
#35automatic wine thief1
#1434awful poetry journal8
#45baby bark scorpion1
#188baby cuddlefish1
#390baby killer bee26
#368baconstone22
#34bad rum and good cola1
#218badass belt156
#141bag of park garbage1
🥈bagged stuffed "L"1
#1593ball2
#1031balloon monkey1
#913barrrnacle12
#900baseball1
#131bat guano149
#678batgut15
#73batskin belt22
#56beach glass bead109
#118beautiful soup1
#430bed of coals2
#339big red clown nose19
#42big rock142
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#64black Crimbo ball119
#135black gold4
#132black lotus1
#160black magic powder1
#610black pension check1
#107black tear1
#139black velvet box4
#138blank diary1
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#631blob-shaped Crimbo cookie12
#882blood flower5
#279blue class ring11
#472blue glowstick3
#90blue mana1
#99blue plastic baby4
#31blue tulip19
#277bone meal1
#665bone rattle1
#55bonsai tree1
#79booty chest charrrm150
#5booze drive button1
#183borrowed time1
#20bottle of Bloodweiser13
#96bottle of Crimbognac3
#44bottle of Greedy Dog2
#4bottle of Lambada Lambic16
#9bottle of Old Pugilist15
#13bottle of Professor Beer17
#5bottle of Race Car Red11
#17bottle of Sanguiovese1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#1584bottle of rum1
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#48bowl full of jelly1
#9bowl of Jeal-O1,634
#94bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢1
#69bowl of mernudo19
#246bowling ball1
#98boxed gumball machine1
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#147bread man4
#77bread pie11
#141breakfast miracle1
#70broken BRICKO brick1
#60broken beer bottle1
#232broken carburetor1
#696broken cellular phone1
#15broken chocolate pocketwatch1
#67broken clock1
#56broken glass grenade1
#74broken high-temperature mining drill1
#1268broken skull1
#625broken sword1
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#299buñuelos Jaliscos1
#238bubble-wrap simulator2
#15bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)1
#21bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#69bugged beanie1
#937bum cheek2
#61bunny liver174
#578burst hellseal brain5
#19cabooze21
#250calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#2151can of CRIMBCOLA1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#18can of mixed everything9
#109can of sardines1
#55candied beef and cabbage1
#6candy drive button1
#42candy egg deviler1
#61candy rations1
#81candy stake64
#146cannonball charrrm66
#64canteen of jungle juice1
#57cardboard staff1
#84carnivorous potted plant1
#158cartoon heart1
#52cashew1
#16cast-iron legacy paddle30
#442cat appendix5
#78centurion helmet1
#52charrrm bracelet8
#109chef's hat132
🥉chiffon lemon107
#247chintzy accordion pin2
#141chintzy disco ball pendant7
#185chintzy noodle ring5
#147chintzy saucepan earring7
#147chintzy seal pendant8
#216chintzy turtle brooch4
#180choco-Crimbot6
#557chocolate cigar1
#62chocolate ostrich egg1
🥇chocolate-covered caviar19,211
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#7chocolate-covered loofah15
#24chocomotive16
#1564chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#61clay peace-sign bead111
#65clear Russian28
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#22cloning kit128
#43clovermint1
#348club necklace18
#1226cocoa egg1
#236comfy coffin5
#235commemorative war stein213
#92copper ha'penny charrrm105
#5counterfeit city34
#76cranberry margarita (brackish)23
#75crystal Crimbo goblet4
#85crystal Crimbo platter3
#21crystalline light bulb1
#108crystallized pumpkin spice1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#19cute bow from beyond the stars1
#1025daisy1
#99deactivated MicroMechaMech2
#32dead guy's memento1
#38decanter of fine Scotch7
#74decomposed boot19
#88delicious star salad1
#31depleted Crimbonium football helmet14
#64depleted uranium seal figurine9
#534designer handbag5
#69devilish folio53
#792diamond necklace9
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#96digital key lime8
#26digital key lime pie72
#717dill50
#71dinged-up triangle1
#37discarded swimming trunks11
#677displaced fish1
#27dog ointment11
#1640doll house1
#538donated booze1
#458donated candy4
#497donated food2
#62double-candied yams1
#43doubt cannon2
#80dream of a dog1
#201dregs of a Crimbo cocktail3
#25dried gelatinous cube1
#43drive-thru burger9
#103droll monocle11
#26dull ninja crampons102
#71duonoculars5
#308dusty right thumb1
#364dwarvish magazine2
#19ear poison564
#505effluvious emerald1
#36egg gun1
#57eggwater6
#97electric Kool-Aid1
#21electric pants30
#453electrical thingamabob3
#38elegant nightstick24
🥇emergency glowstick282
#874empty agua de vida bottle48
#927enchanted leopard-print barbell6
#76eraser nubbin1
#37ert grey goo ring31
#256especially salty dog1
#36eternal car battery5
#726evil googly eye5
#2680evil teddy bear1
#8expensive champagne14
#95expensive cigar2
🥈extra-hard jawbreaker463
#154facsimile dictionary65
#1070fancy but probably evil chocolate6
#515fancy chocolate6
#27fancy chocolate sculpture1
#1784fancy dress ball3
#1373fat stacks of cash1
#62fear condenser1
#753felt12
#310fertilized ghuol egg1
#120festive egg sac1
#212filth-encrusted futon4
#41fire-roasted lake trout1
#10fishbone catcher's mitt1
#48fishy pipe1
#21flapper floppers1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#100flask of egggrog1
#59flat cider1
#37fleshy putty68
#36flour cookie10
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#63flypaper staff1
#8food drive button1
#7four-leaf potato sprout389
#95fragile Christmas ornament1
#23frayed ninja rope103
#18freightcake18
#16fried air673
#511friendly cheez blob5
#64frigid air mattress8
#325frigid mote2
#260frilly skirt16
#96frost flower1
#379fudge bunny1
#220fudgesicle1
#22full lava bottle1
#149full meat tank1
#46funky junk key2
#34fuzzy busby66
#4739fuzzy dice1
#46fuzzy earmuffs60
#50fuzzy montera52
#133garish pinky ring31
#696gearbox necklace1
#24genie's bracers14
#26genie's pants12
#23genie's scimitar12
#24genie's turbane15
#25ghost of a necklace220
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#16ghostly dagger11
#238giant designer sunglasses19
#62giant diamond ring1
#60giant discarded bottlecap65
#150giant discarded plastic fork55
#78giant discarded torn-up glove47
#106giant pearl1
#98giant pinky ring134
#37giant shrimp fork6
#62giant spider leg4
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#93gift card1
#807gingerbread robot1
#383glacial sapphire1
🥈glass eye1
#272goat2
#55gold wedding ring179
#30golden fleece19
#2248golden ring26
🥇goo magnet1
#14goodberry1
#64googly eye198
#282gooified animal matter3
#273gooified mineral matter3
#282gooified vegetable matter3
#24gravy boat1
#96gravy skin1
#882green balloon1
#98green clay bead119
#157grilled mooseflank11
#42grimstone mask17
#265grumpy old man charrrm11
#215guano coffee cup12
#47guilty sprout1
#23gumshoes1
#44gun parts7
#50guy made of bee pollen59
#153handful of confetti192
#1283handful of hand chalk1
#87hawk11
#325headhunter necktie1
#639heart necklace11
#119heart of the volcano52
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1194heavy D1
#101heavy crown11
#16high-speed upgrade1
#968hill of beans1
#5hobo monkey1
#49holiday smorgasbord1
#52holiday trip around the world1
#102hot wine1
#41housekeeping automa-core1
#339huge Crimbo cookie1
#257huge gold coin4
#39iFlail1
#1169iGoogly6
#27iShield1
#5inflatable LT&T telegraph office6
#40internet point1
#74invisible potion2
#243irate sombrero10
#141jar full of wind1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#13jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)5
#49jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)1
#24jar of psychoses (The Old Man)3
#57java cookie9
#499kickback cookbook1
#31lab-grown meat77
#26leaf33
#202leaf of grass1
#114leather bookmark3
#70leechknife1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1151length of string7
#157leprechaun hatchling3
#33lint300
#107liquid shifting time weirdness11
#179long-stemmed rose12
#81longhaired hippy wig7
#23loose ninja carabiner109
#1455loose teeth1
#326love song of sugary cuteness1
#150lovecat tail6
#912lowercase N1
#48lowercase a2
#27lucky army helmet1
#63lucky moai statuette1
#45lucky napkin1
#397macaroni duck6
#1891magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#651magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#608magical pony: Uniquity1
#58maiden wig86
#195makeshift crane1
#238mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#382maple leaf1
#53marine aquamarine5
#272massive gemstone1
#166meat from yesterday14
#983meat paste1
#57mechanically-mulled cider1
#312memory of a C1
#91memory of a CG base pair1
#322memory of a G1
#313memory of a T1
#307memory of an A1
#31mercenary headband141
#1204metallic A1
#334milk of magnesium1
#183mime eraser1
#24miniature pruning shears1
#118moai toai1
#17modern picture frame2
#4moss floss90
#116mostly-broken sunglasses1
#41mother's necklace1
#136mother's secret recipe1
#111mouse skull2
#24moustache sock7
#42mulberry1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#696nanofiber cloth6
#13nanorhino credit card2
#58nasty gum1
#49neg grog1
#27ninja pirate zombie robot head3
#20ninjammies1
#863nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#28nylon Christmas stockings1
#1710obsidian dagger7
#42oily boid6
#67ojo de pez burrito19
#28old soft shoes1
#247old sweatpants307
#724olive2
#9one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island10
#7one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach7
#4one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano30
#5one-day ticket to The Glaciest19
#2436oozenog1
#227orcish rubber1
#1171original G1
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#70oversized snowflake1
#410ovoid leather thing1
#25packaged knock-off retro superhero cape1
#146pail86
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#17pair of scissors1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
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🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
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#24snow fort1
#23soap knife553
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#3119stuffed monocle1
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#137temperance whiskey1
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🥇terra panna cotta336
#283that gum you like1
#49the Crymbich Manuscript3
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#452thermos full of Knob coffee1
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#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
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#10topeé3
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#122wand of pigification6
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#95wriggling severed nose1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#95yellow matter custard1
#95yellow pixel1
#2366yo-yo1
#65yule hatchet8
#78zombie dinosaur egg1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 63,148 items total!

what items are this player missing?