Chocolust
formerly CHOCOslut

RankItemQuantity
#32"caramel" orange71
#14381-ball1
#1471952 Mickey Mantle card11
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#795-Alarm Saucepan5
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#490Ancient Saucehelm5
#185Angelhair Culottes6
#102Ankh of Badahnkadh4
#116Argarggagarg's fang11
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#438Atomic Comic1
#10BRAINS shorts182
#112BRICKO pearl1
#181Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental6
#126Baron von Ratsworth's money clip4
#203Baron von Ratsworth's monocle47
#37Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher3
#34Bastille Battalion tattoo kit1
#80Batfellow comic1
#520Better Than Cuddling Cake3
#882Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#57Bjorn's Hammer6
#107Bling of the New Wave9
#324Bonerdagon necklace35
#338Boss Bat bling10
#985Boss Bat britches13
#18Boxing Day Pass45
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#289CRIMBCOIDS mints8
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#32Caveman Dan's favorite rock2
#282Chroner150
#97Claw of the Infernal Seal9
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#700Codpiece of the Goblin King11
#78Coilyâ„¢1
#326Colander of Em-er'il7
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#47Cornbeefadon2
#333Crimbo Candy Cookbook17
#69Crimbo Factory surprise box36
#76Crimbo crystal shards3
#157Crimbo dinner1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#202Crimbo train emergency brake3
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#167Crimbosmopolitan1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#19Crimboysters Rockefeller87
#2022Crimbuck37
#117Crown of the Goblin King150
#48Dad's brandy1
#46Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose1
#46Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week1
#38Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe17
#199Disco 'Fro Pick11
#455Disco Banjo1
#39Doc Clock's thyme cocktail1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#31Dreadsylvanian Almanac page317
#78Drowsy Sword175
#171Dust bunny3
#175El Sombrero De Lopez12
#264Elder Turtle Shell8
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#110Elf Guard honor present1
#32Elf Guard safety bear4
#82Elf Guard strategic map1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#22Engorged Sausages and You1
#48FantasyRealm Mage's Hat36
#65FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask26
#11FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm495
#38Finnish Fish1
🥈Flag by the Foot™440
#50Friendly Turkey1
#116Galapagosian Cuisses8
#118Garter of the Turtle Poacher8
#17Gets-You-Drunk8
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#128Glass Balls of the Goblin King17
#536Goodfella contract29
#204Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob5
#657Green Clover of Justice3
#34Handsome Devil2
#8Haunted Sorority House staff guide480
#331Heimandatz's heart5
#41Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans1
#6Hell and How I Bent It1
#48Herring Daiquiri1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#121Holiday Fun!1
#28How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying1
#17How to Play Othello52
#24Hundred Headed IPA14
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#36Interview With You (a Vampire)9
#60Iron Beta of Industry157
#306Jack-in-the-box20
#214Jocko Homo's head8
#38Jokester makeup1
#101KoL Con 13 T-shirt11
#97Krakrox's Loincloth9
#108LCD game: Burger Belt1
#108LCD game: Garbage River1
#123La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez11
#122Lederhosen of the Night11
#1061Let Me Be!1
#98Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet187
#17Lucky Strikes holo-record1
#156Mae West with a fly in it2
#48Manual of Lock Picking1
#42Mark of the Bugbear8
#18Mark of the Ghost18
#41Mark of the Skeleton7
#22Mark of the Vampire11
#33Mark of the Werewolf10
#38Mark of the Zombie7
#285Maxing, Relaxing4
#36MayDayâ„¢ contract1
#978Microplushie: Bropane1
#838Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#888Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#983Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#997Microplushie: Hippylase1
#576Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#917Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1007Microplushie: Otakulone1
#951Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#960Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#16MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher1
#46Misty Cape53
#39Misty Cloak62
#50Misty Robe55
#8Mob Penguin cellular phone6,971
#42Mr. Burnsger1
#69Mr. Cheeng's spectacles2
#171My First Art of War1
#16My Life of Crime, a Memoir1
#58Mysterious Black Box50
#61Mysterious Blue Box56
#61Mysterious Green Box53
#56Mysterious Red Box53
#633NPZR chemistry set1
#5Never Don't Stop Not Striving1
#46Neverending Party guest pass1
#104Newbiesportâ„¢ tent85
#215Newman's Own Trousers5
#577Nickel Gamma of Frugality9
#61O1
#626Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#8Oopsie IPA1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#18Othello's dagger11
#17Othello's handkerchief11
#20Othello's military jacket11
#673Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster11
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#6PirateRealm guest pass5
#16Pocket Guide to Mild Evil9
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#56Pocket Square of Loathing3
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#19Power-Guy 2000 holo-record1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#74Really Expensive Jewelry and You2
#102Red Roger's reliquary4
#1201Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#261Rock and Roll Legend6
#138Safari Jack's moustache9
#203Scalp of Gorgolok11
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#15Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
#200Sensual Massage for Creeps6
#7Source terminal TRAM chip1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#12Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#4Staff of Kitchen Royalty1
#93Staff of the Black Kettle1
#11Staff of the Cozy Fish1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#61Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#7Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
#6Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#52Star Spawn4
#28Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)20
#16Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)32
#31Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)16
#937Tales from the Fireside1
#16Tales of Spelunking47
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#237Tears of the Quiet Healer1
#46Tesla's Electroplated Beans1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#17The Big Book of Every Skill3
🥈The Eye of the Thing in the Basement2
🥈The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement2
#56The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#17The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#66The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#142The Mariachi's guitar case11
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#40The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 51
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#48The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
#13The Plumber's mushroom stew1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#124Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy1
#56Third Base1
#324Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette12
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#137Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette3
#708Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette3
#255Thwaitgold fairyfly statue1
#9Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette9
#1203Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#19Thwaitgold harvestman statuette4
#17Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette11
#178Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#178Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#359Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#116Thwaitgold protozoa statuette4
#17Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette30
#78Thwaitgold slug statuette57
#84Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette10
#438Thwaitgold termite statuette18
#77Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette2
#1154Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#26Time Bandit Time Towel2
#19Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#106Trainbot circuitry13
#90Trainbot linkages13
#95Trainbot optics13
#95Trainbot plating13
#40Trainbot radar monocle2
#94Trainbot servomotors13
#33Trainbot slag243
#103Trainbot tubing13
#612Travels with Jerry2
#277Trivial Avocations Card: What?2
#275Trivial Avocations Card: When?2
#273Trivial Avocations Card: Where?2
#243Trivial Avocations Card: Who?4
#147Twelve Night Energy1
#47Twitching Television Tattoo1
#51Ultra Mega Sour Ball1
#842Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide2
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#72Unspeakachu1
#60VYKEA meatballs1
🥇Velougats™370
#111Volartta's bellbottoms9
#15Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife2
#238Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray1
#6Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence1
#5Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking1
#6Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud1
#54X1
#252Yakisoba's hat6
#32Yorick1
#658Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#57absentee voter ballot2
#74abstraction: action1
#51abstraction: joy1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥈adobe brittle55
#224adorable seal larva10
#203alien source code printout1
#108amok putter1
#11anger blaster3
#679anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#251ant pitchfork1
#625antique bottle opener1
#144antique nutcracker figurine1
#246arrowgram1
#35automatic wine thief1
#1433awful poetry journal8
#45baby bark scorpion1
#185baby cuddlefish1
#390baby killer bee26
#367baconstone22
#34bad rum and good cola1
#218badass belt156
#140bag of park garbage1
🥈bagged stuffed "L"1
#1591ball2
#1029balloon monkey1
#912barrrnacle12
#900baseball1
#129bat guano149
#678batgut15
#73batskin belt22
#56beach glass bead109
#116beautiful soup1
#430bed of coals2
#337big red clown nose19
#41big rock142
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#64black Crimbo ball119
#135black gold4
#132black lotus1
#160black magic powder1
#611black pension check1
#105black tear1
#140black velvet box4
#137blank diary1
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#629blob-shaped Crimbo cookie12
#882blood flower5
#280blue class ring11
#472blue glowstick3
#89blue mana1
#98blue plastic baby4
#29blue tulip19
#277bone meal1
#665bone rattle1
#54bonsai tree1
#79booty chest charrrm150
#5booze drive button1
#183borrowed time1
#20bottle of Bloodweiser13
#95bottle of Crimbognac3
#43bottle of Greedy Dog2
#4bottle of Lambada Lambic16
#8bottle of Old Pugilist15
#12bottle of Professor Beer17
#5bottle of Race Car Red11
#17bottle of Sanguiovese1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#1584bottle of rum1
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#47bowl full of jelly1
#9bowl of Jeal-O1,634
#93bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢1
#65bowl of mernudo19
#247bowling ball1
#98boxed gumball machine1
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#146bread man4
#75bread pie11
#141breakfast miracle1
#70broken BRICKO brick1
#58broken beer bottle1
#232broken carburetor1
#696broken cellular phone1
#15broken chocolate pocketwatch1
#67broken clock1
#56broken glass grenade1
#73broken high-temperature mining drill1
#1268broken skull1
#624broken sword1
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#291buñuelos Jaliscos1
#238bubble-wrap simulator2
#15bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)1
#21bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#68bugged beanie1
#937bum cheek2
#60bunny liver174
#575burst hellseal brain5
#18cabooze21
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#2151can of CRIMBCOLA1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#18can of mixed everything9
#107can of sardines1
#6candy drive button1
#81candy stake64
#146cannonball charrrm66
#57cardboard staff1
#85carnivorous potted plant1
#157cartoon heart1
#52cashew1
#16cast-iron legacy paddle30
#442cat appendix5
#78centurion helmet1
#52charrrm bracelet8
#108chef's hat132
🥉chiffon lemon107
#247chintzy accordion pin2
#141chintzy disco ball pendant7
#184chintzy noodle ring5
#147chintzy saucepan earring7
#146chintzy seal pendant8
#216chintzy turtle brooch4
#180choco-Crimbot6
#556chocolate cigar1
🥇chocolate-covered caviar19,211
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#7chocolate-covered loofah15
#22chocomotive16
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#61clay peace-sign bead111
#64clear Russian28
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#22cloning kit128
#347club necklace18
#1224cocoa egg1
#236comfy coffin5
#235commemorative war stein213
#92copper ha'penny charrrm105
#5counterfeit city34
#75cranberry margarita (brackish)23
#74crystal Crimbo goblet4
#84crystal Crimbo platter3
#20crystalline light bulb1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#19cute bow from beyond the stars1
#1025daisy1
#99deactivated MicroMechaMech2
#32dead guy's memento1
#37decanter of fine Scotch7
#74decomposed boot19
#87delicious star salad1
#30depleted Crimbonium football helmet14
#65depleted uranium seal figurine9
#533designer handbag5
#69devilish folio53
#791diamond necklace9
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#96digital key lime8
#26digital key lime pie72
#717dill50
#71dinged-up triangle1
#37discarded swimming trunks11
#677displaced fish1
#26dog ointment11
#1640doll house1
#533donated booze1
#453donated candy4
#493donated food2
#42doubt cannon2
#77dream of a dog1
#196dregs of a Crimbo cocktail3
#25dried gelatinous cube1
#43drive-thru burger9
#103droll monocle11
#71duonoculars5
#308dusty right thumb1
#364dwarvish magazine2
#19ear poison564
#504effluvious emerald1
#55eggwater6
#96electric Kool-Aid1
#21electric pants30
#453electrical thingamabob3
#38elegant nightstick24
🥇emergency glowstick282
#873empty agua de vida bottle48
#928enchanted leopard-print barbell6
#75eraser nubbin1
#38ert grey goo ring31
#254especially salty dog1
#36eternal car battery5
#726evil googly eye5
#2680evil teddy bear1
#8expensive champagne14
#95expensive cigar2
🥈extra-hard jawbreaker463
#155facsimile dictionary65
#1070fancy but probably evil chocolate6
#515fancy chocolate6
#26fancy chocolate sculpture1
#1783fancy dress ball3
#1376fat stacks of cash1
#62fear condenser1
#753felt12
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#116festive egg sac1
#212filth-encrusted futon4
#41fire-roasted lake trout1
#10fishbone catcher's mitt1
#48fishy pipe1
#21flapper floppers1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#94flask of egggrog1
#59flat cider1
#35fleshy putty68
#36flour cookie10
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#63flypaper staff1
#8food drive button1
#17freightcake18
#15fried air673
#506friendly cheez blob5
#64frigid air mattress8
#323frigid mote2
#260frilly skirt16
#96frost flower1
#378fudge bunny1
#219fudgesicle1
#22full lava bottle1
#149full meat tank1
#46funky junk key2
#34fuzzy busby66
#4737fuzzy dice1
#47fuzzy earmuffs60
#51fuzzy montera52
#134garish pinky ring31
#696gearbox necklace1
#24genie's bracers14
#26genie's pants12
#23genie's scimitar12
#24genie's turbane15
#26ghost of a necklace220
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#16ghostly dagger11
#237giant designer sunglasses19
#62giant diamond ring1
#60giant discarded bottlecap65
#150giant discarded plastic fork55
#78giant discarded torn-up glove47
#106giant pearl1
#98giant pinky ring134
#37giant shrimp fork6
#60giant spider leg4
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#92gift card1
#806gingerbread robot1
#383glacial sapphire1
🥈glass eye1
#271goat2
#56gold wedding ring179
#29golden fleece19
#2248golden ring26
🥇goo magnet1
#14goodberry1
#64googly eye198
#279gooified animal matter3
#271gooified mineral matter3
#279gooified vegetable matter3
#24gravy boat1
#882green balloon1
#97green clay bead119
#154grilled mooseflank11
#41grimstone mask17
#265grumpy old man charrrm11
#216guano coffee cup12
#47guilty sprout1
#23gumshoes1
#44gun parts7
#50guy made of bee pollen59
#152handful of confetti192
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#88hawk11
#325headhunter necktie1
#640heart necklace11
#120heart of the volcano52
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1194heavy D1
#101heavy crown11
#16high-speed upgrade1
#967hill of beans1
#5hobo monkey1
#98hot wine1
#41housekeeping automa-core1
#339huge Crimbo cookie1
#257huge gold coin4
#39iFlail1
#1169iGoogly6
#27iShield1
#5inflatable LT&T telegraph office6
#40internet point1
#73invisible potion2
#242irate sombrero10
#141jar full of wind1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#13jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)5
#49jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)1
#24jar of psychoses (The Old Man)3
#56java cookie9
#499kickback cookbook1
#30lab-grown meat77
#26leaf33
#202leaf of grass1
#114leather bookmark3
#69leechknife1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1151length of string7
#157leprechaun hatchling3
#33lint300
#107liquid shifting time weirdness11
#179long-stemmed rose12
#80longhaired hippy wig7
#1453loose teeth1
#324love song of sugary cuteness1
#147lovecat tail6
#912lowercase N1
#48lowercase a2
#391macaroni duck6
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#646magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#608magical pony: Uniquity1
#58maiden wig86
#195makeshift crane1
#236mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#382maple leaf1
#53marine aquamarine5
#271massive gemstone1
#163meat from yesterday14
#984meat paste1
#312memory of a C1
#90memory of a CG base pair1
#322memory of a G1
#312memory of a T1
#307memory of an A1
#31mercenary headband141
#1204metallic A1
#334milk of magnesium1
#182mime eraser1
#24miniature pruning shears1
#17modern picture frame2
🥉moss floss90
#115mostly-broken sunglasses1
#41mother's necklace1
#136mother's secret recipe1
#110mouse skull2
#24moustache sock7
#40mulberry1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#696nanofiber cloth6
#13nanorhino credit card2
#56nasty gum1
#48neg grog1
#12ninja carabiner109
#13ninja crampons102
#27ninja pirate zombie robot head3
#12ninja rope103
#20ninjammies1
#860nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1709obsidian dagger7
#41oily boid6
#64ojo de pez burrito19
#28old soft shoes1
#248old sweatpants307
#724olive2
#9one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island10
#7one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach7
#4one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano30
#5one-day ticket to The Glaciest19
#2436oozenog1
#225orcish rubber1
#1170original G1
#189out-of-tune biwa1
#70oversized snowflake1
#409ovoid leather thing1
#25packaged knock-off retro superhero cape1
#146pail86
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#17pair of scissors1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#49peanut brittle shield81
#239pear1
#28peppermint rhino baby2
#16peppermint-scented socks27
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#196personalized birthday cake8
#147petit 4.15
#332phish stick3
#50picture of you1
#63piece of coral6
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#171pile of Trainbot parts13
#124pile of gold coins23
#183ping-pong ball3
#51ping-pong paddle1
#99pink clay bead207
#99pink plastic baby5
#69pink-belly slapper1
#592pitchfork1
#30pixel rock1
#245pixellated moneybag1
#228plain candy cane2
#137plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#31plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad1
#34plus one1
#81pocket ace4
#56pocket lint (white)1
#269pocket theremin1
#115pocket wish1
#1087poison pen1
#24poisonsettia82
#37portable Othello set1
#6portable Spacegate5
#79portable cassette player2
#11portable housekeeping robot1
#32portable steam unit6
#2221possessed top1
#56potato alarm clock3
#159pregnant mushroom2
#236pretty bouquet9
#174pretty flower1,909
#90priceless diamond1
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🥉ticksilver spurs1
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#324tiny plastic golden gundam1
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#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
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#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
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#38training scroll: Snokebomb1
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#32yabba dabba doo rag1
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#94yellow pixel1
#2364yo-yo1
#65yule hatchet8
#78zombie dinosaur egg1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 62,552 items total!

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