Museum :: cHOColUSt

cHOColUSt
formerly CHOCOslut

Rank	Item	Quantity
#32	"caramel" orange	71
#1437	1-ball	1
#146	1952 Mickey Mantle card	11
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#489	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#101	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#115	Argarggagarg's fang	11
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#10	BRAINS shorts	182
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#181	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#203	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	47
#37	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	3
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#57	Bjorn's Hammer	6
#107	Bling of the New Wave	9
#324	Bonerdagon necklace	35
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#983	Boss Bat britches	13
#18	Boxing Day Pass	45
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#32	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#279	Chroner	150
#97	Claw of the Infernal Seal	9
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#700	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#78	Coily™	1
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#333	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	17
#69	Crimbo Factory surprise box	36
#75	Crimbo crystal shards	3
#155	Crimbo dinner	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#201	Crimbo train emergency brake	3
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#166	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#19	Crimboysters Rockefeller	87
#2021	Crimbuck	37
#117	Crown of the Goblin King	150
#47	Dad's brandy	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#39	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	17
#199	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#40	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#31	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	317
#76	Drowsy Sword	175
#172	Dust bunny	3
#174	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
#264	Elder Turtle Shell	8
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#107	Elf Guard honor present	1
#31	Elf Guard safety bear	4
#81	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#22	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#48	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	36
#65	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	26
#9	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	495
#35	Finnish Fish	1
🥈	Flag by the Foot™	440
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#16	Gets-You-Drunk	8
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#127	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	17
#534	Goodfella contract	29
#204	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#34	Handsome Devil	2
#8	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	480
#331	Heimandatz's heart	5
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#6	Hell and How I Bent It	1
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#668	Hodgman's blanket	1
#120	Holiday Fun!	1
#28	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
#17	How to Play Othello	52
#23	Hundred Headed IPA	14
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#35	Interview With You (a Vampire)	9
#58	Iron Beta of Industry	157
#307	Jack-in-the-box	20
#213	Jocko Homo's head	8
#39	Jokester makeup	1
#102	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	11
#97	Krakrox's Loincloth	9
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#124	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	11
#122	Lederhosen of the Night	11
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#98	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	187
#17	Lucky Strikes holo-record	1
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#41	Mark of the Bugbear	8
#18	Mark of the Ghost	18
#40	Mark of the Skeleton	7
#22	Mark of the Vampire	11
#33	Mark of the Werewolf	10
#38	Mark of the Zombie	7
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#37	MayDay™ contract	1
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#45	Misty Cape	53
#39	Misty Cloak	62
#50	Misty Robe	55
#7	Mob Penguin cellular phone	6,971
#40	Mr. Burnsger	1
#69	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#170	My First Art of War	1
#16	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	1
#58	Mysterious Black Box	50
#58	Mysterious Blue Box	56
#60	Mysterious Green Box	53
#55	Mysterious Red Box	53
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#5	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	1
#46	Neverending Party guest pass	1
#102	Newbiesport™ tent	85
#215	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#577	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	9
#61	O	1
#626	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#18	Othello's dagger	11
#17	Othello's handkerchief	11
#20	Othello's military jacket	11
#672	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	11
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#7	PirateRealm guest pass	5
#16	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	9
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#55	Pocket Square of Loathing	3
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#19	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#101	Red Roger's reliquary	4
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#261	Rock and Roll Legend	6
#138	Safari Jack's moustache	9
#202	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#200	Sensual Massage for Creeps	6
#7	Source terminal TRAM chip	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#13	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#4	Staff of Kitchen Royalty	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#12	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#35	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#90	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#51	Star Spawn	4
#28	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	20
#16	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	32
#31	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	16
#937	Tales from the Fireside	1
#17	Tales of Spelunking	47
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#236	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#45	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#16	The Big Book of Every Skill	3
🥈	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	2
🥈	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	2
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#17	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#142	The Mariachi's guitar case	11
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#123	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#54	Third Base	1
#323	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	12
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#136	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#704	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	3
#250	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#9	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	9
#1202	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#19	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	4
#17	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	11
#170	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#173	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#353	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
#116	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	4
#17	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	30
#76	Thwaitgold slug statuette	57
#81	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	10
#437	Thwaitgold termite statuette	18
#74	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#106	Trainbot circuitry	13
#89	Trainbot linkages	13
#95	Trainbot optics	13
#96	Trainbot plating	13
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#94	Trainbot servomotors	13
#33	Trainbot slag	243
#103	Trainbot tubing	13
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#275	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	2
#273	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#271	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
#241	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	4
#148	Twelve Night Energy	1
#48	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#842	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#72	Unspeakachu	1
#60	VYKEA meatballs	1
🥇	Velougats™	370
#111	Volartta's bellbottoms	9
#15	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	2
#235	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
#5	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	1
#54	X	1
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#32	Yorick	1
#659	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#58	absentee voter ballot	2
#73	abstraction: action	1
#51	abstraction: joy	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥈	adobe brittle	55
#222	adorable seal larva	10
#203	alien source code printout	1
#108	amok putter	1
#11	anger blaster	3
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#245	arrowgram	1
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#1433	awful poetry journal	8
#46	baby bark scorpion	1
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#390	baby killer bee	26
#366	baconstone	22
#33	bad rum and good cola	1
#217	badass belt	156
#139	bag of park garbage	1
🥈	bagged stuffed "L"	1
#1592	ball	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#912	barrrnacle	12
#902	baseball	1
#127	bat guano	149
#678	batgut	15
#73	batskin belt	22
#56	beach glass bead	109
#116	beautiful soup	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#337	big red clown nose	19
#41	big rock	142
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#65	black Crimbo ball	119
#135	black gold	4
#132	black lotus	1
#159	black magic powder	1
#611	black pension check	1
#104	black tear	1
#140	black velvet box	4
#138	blank diary	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#628	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#882	blood flower	5
#278	blue class ring	11
#472	blue glowstick	3
#91	blue mana	1
#98	blue plastic baby	4
#30	blue tulip	19
#277	bone meal	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#54	bonsai tree	1
#79	booty chest charrrm	150
#5	booze drive button	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#20	bottle of Bloodweiser	13
#94	bottle of Crimbognac	3
#43	bottle of Greedy Dog	2
#4	bottle of Lambada Lambic	16
#8	bottle of Old Pugilist	15
#12	bottle of Professor Beer	17
#5	bottle of Race Car Red	11
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#857	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#47	bowl full of jelly	1
#9	bowl of Jeal-O	1,634
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#66	bowl of mernudo	19
#248	bowling ball	1
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#146	bread man	4
#76	bread pie	11
#141	breakfast miracle	1
#70	broken BRICKO brick	1
#58	broken beer bottle	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#15	broken chocolate pocketwatch	1
#67	broken clock	1
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#73	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
#1270	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#290	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#238	bubble-wrap simulator	2
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#938	bum cheek	2
#59	bunny liver	174
#575	burst hellseal brain	5
#18	cabooze	21
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1818	can of Binarrrca	1
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#18	can of mixed everything	9
#108	can of sardines	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#81	candy stake	64
#146	cannonball charrrm	66
#57	cardboard staff	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#157	cartoon heart	1
#52	cashew	1
#16	cast-iron legacy paddle	30
#442	cat appendix	5
#78	centurion helmet	1
#52	charrrm bracelet	8
#107	chef's hat	132
🥉	chiffon lemon	107
#246	chintzy accordion pin	2
#141	chintzy disco ball pendant	7
#184	chintzy noodle ring	5
#147	chintzy saucepan earring	7
#146	chintzy seal pendant	8
#216	chintzy turtle brooch	4
#180	choco-Crimbot	6
#555	chocolate cigar	1
🥇	chocolate-covered caviar	19,211
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#7	chocolate-covered loofah	15
#21	chocomotive	16
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#61	clay peace-sign bead	111
#64	clear Russian	28
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#22	cloning kit	128
#347	club necklace	18
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#236	comfy coffin	5
#233	commemorative war stein	213
#92	copper ha'penny charrrm	105
#5	counterfeit city	34
#75	cranberry margarita (brackish)	23
#74	crystal Crimbo goblet	4
#84	crystal Crimbo platter	3
#20	crystalline light bulb	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#19	cute bow from beyond the stars	1
#1025	daisy	1
#99	deactivated MicroMechaMech	2
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#36	decanter of fine Scotch	7
#74	decomposed boot	19
#87	delicious star salad	1
#30	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	14
#65	depleted uranium seal figurine	9
#532	designer handbag	5
#69	devilish folio	53
#792	diamond necklace	9
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#96	digital key lime	8
#26	digital key lime pie	72
#717	dill	50
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#37	discarded swimming trunks	11
#677	displaced fish	1
#26	dog ointment	11
#1640	doll house	1
#533	donated booze	1
#452	donated candy	4
#491	donated food	2
#42	doubt cannon	2
#77	dream of a dog	1
#196	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	3
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#42	drive-thru burger	9
#103	droll monocle	11
#71	duonoculars	5
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#363	dwarvish magazine	2
#19	ear poison	564
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#55	eggwater	6
#96	electric Kool-Aid	1
#21	electric pants	30
#453	electrical thingamabob	3
#38	elegant nightstick	24
🥇	emergency glowstick	282
#871	empty agua de vida bottle	48
#926	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#75	eraser nubbin	1
#37	ert grey goo ring	31
#254	especially salty dog	1
#36	eternal car battery	5
#726	evil googly eye	5
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#8	expensive champagne	14
#95	expensive cigar	2
🥈	extra-hard jawbreaker	463
#155	facsimile dictionary	65
#1070	fancy but probably evil chocolate	6
#515	fancy chocolate	6
#27	fancy chocolate sculpture	1
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#1377	fat stacks of cash	1
#62	fear condenser	1
#752	felt	12
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#116	festive egg sac	1
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#41	fire-roasted lake trout	1
#10	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
#48	fishy pipe	1
#21	flapper floppers	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#94	flask of egggrog	1
#59	flat cider	1
#35	fleshy putty	68
#36	flour cookie	10
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#8	food drive button	1
#17	freightcake	18
#15	fried air	673
#505	friendly cheez blob	5
#64	frigid air mattress	8
#323	frigid mote	2
#260	frilly skirt	16
#96	frost flower	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#22	full lava bottle	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#46	funky junk key	2
#34	fuzzy busby	66
#4735	fuzzy dice	1
#47	fuzzy earmuffs	60
#51	fuzzy montera	52
#134	garish pinky ring	31
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#24	genie's bracers	14
#26	genie's pants	12
#23	genie's scimitar	12
#24	genie's turbane	15
#25	ghost of a necklace	220
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#16	ghostly dagger	11
#237	giant designer sunglasses	19
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#60	giant discarded bottlecap	65
#150	giant discarded plastic fork	55
#78	giant discarded torn-up glove	47
#106	giant pearl	1
#98	giant pinky ring	134
#36	giant shrimp fork	6
#60	giant spider leg	4
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#92	gift card	1
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#270	goat	2
#55	gold wedding ring	179
#29	golden fleece	19
#2249	golden ring	26
🥇	goo magnet	1
#13	goodberry	1
#64	googly eye	198
#278	gooified animal matter	3
#271	gooified mineral matter	3
#278	gooified vegetable matter	3
#24	gravy boat	1
#882	green balloon	1
#97	green clay bead	119
#154	grilled mooseflank	11
#41	grimstone mask	17
#265	grumpy old man charrrm	11
#215	guano coffee cup	12
#46	guilty sprout	1
#23	gumshoes	1
#44	gun parts	7
#50	guy made of bee pollen	59
#151	handful of confetti	192
#1281	handful of hand chalk	1
#88	hawk	11
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#640	heart necklace	11
#120	heart of the volcano	52
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#100	heavy crown	11
#16	high-speed upgrade	1
#967	hill of beans	1
#5	hobo monkey	1
#98	hot wine	1
#41	housekeeping automa-core	1
#339	huge Crimbo cookie	1
#257	huge gold coin	4
#38	iFlail	1
#1169	iGoogly	6
#26	iShield	1
#6	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	6
#40	internet point	1
#72	invisible potion	2
#241	irate sombrero	10
#140	jar full of wind	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
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#24	miniature pruning shears	1
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#27	ninja pirate zombie robot head	3
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#9	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	10
#8	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	7
#4	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	30
#5	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	19
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#225	orcish rubber	1
#1171	original G	1
#189	out-of-tune biwa	1
#70	oversized snowflake	1
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#25	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
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#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
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#51	ping-pong paddle	1
#99	pink clay bead	207
#99	pink plastic baby	5
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#245	pixellated moneybag	1
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#34	plus one	1
#81	pocket ace	4
#56	pocket lint (white)	1
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#115	pocket wish	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#24	poisonsettia	82
#37	portable Othello set	1
#7	portable Spacegate	5
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#159	pregnant mushroom	2
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#40	psychic's pslacks	78
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#167	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#60	raw gravy	1
#58	raw turkey	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
#390	red ale	1
#229	red balloon	1
#171	red class ring	105
#14	red tulip	40
#161	reflection of a map	3
#41	regret hose	2
#31	rhinoceros horn	1
#303	rib of the Bonerdagon	6
#402	ribbon candy	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#554	right half of a heart necklace	1
#367	ring of adornment	1
#106	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
#104	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
#106	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
#83	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	4
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#103	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
#107	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
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#244	rubber WWJD? bracelet	24
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#412	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	16
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#1005	ruby W	1
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#65	rusty broken diving helmet	1
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#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#24	saltwaterbed	1
#821	sandwich of the gods	9
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#29	savings bond	1
#71	sawblade shield	51
#150	scintillating powder	1
#63	scotch on the rocks	9
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#7	shadow candy	26
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#16	shining star cap	1
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#15	shoulder-warming lotion	1
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#326	shushed potatoes	1
#4	sicksilver spurs	1
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#59	silent C	1
#35	silent D	2
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#135	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#134	silent J	2
#46	silent K	1
#149	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#69	silent N	1
#242	silent O	1
#212	silent P	1
#49	silent Q	2
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#40	silent Y	2
#15	silent Z	17
#103	silent pea shooter	11
#37	silver cheese-slicer	6
#89	silver cow skull	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#291	silver shrimp fork	7
#170	silver tongue charrrm	53
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#73	skull of the Bonerdagon	26
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#22	spooky pirate skeleton	32
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#159	stained mattress	6
#172	stainless steel scarf	15
#139	stainless steel shillelagh	17
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#416	stainless steel solitaire	7
#249	stainless steel suspenders	14
#482	steamy ruby	1
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#70	strange helix fossil	1
#232	stray chihuahua	11
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#3132	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#8934	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#84	stuffed Hodgman	3
#8939	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#3109	stuffed Meat	1
#8863	stuffed angry cow	1
#8973	stuffed astral badger	1
#8949	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#1465	stuffed can of asparagus	1
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#1872	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#651	stuffed dodecapede	4
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#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#2676	stuffed key	1
#39	stuffed kraken	3
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#8910	stuffed mind flayer	1
#3064	stuffed mink	1
#3105	stuffed monocle	1
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#76	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	23
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
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#8801	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8881	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
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#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#3131	stuffed teddy butler	1
#3102	stuffed tin of caviar	1
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#8890	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
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#530	stunt nuts	1
#90	synthetic rock	1
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#44	teacher's pen	1
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#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#137	temperance whiskey	1
#110	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
🥇	terra panna cotta	336
#282	that gum you like	1
#48	the Crymbich Manuscript	3
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#1058	theoretical string	6
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#7	thicksilver spurs	1
#36	third ear	16
#10	throwing fork	247
#11	throwing knife	227
#13	throwing spoon	238
🥉	ticksilver spurs	1
#18	time shuriken	2
#30	tiny black hole	14
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#3922	tiny plastic blooper	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#323	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#3890	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#159	toast	10,434
#10	topeé	3
#446	torn hellseal sinew	7
#98	towel	88
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#1040	toy hoverpad	7
#49	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	1
#39	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#33	trampled ticket stub	1
#276	transparent nog	1
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#63	twitching time capsule	11
#29	uncanny desk bell	1
#416	unearthly onyx	1
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#46	universal biscuit	63
#63	unremarkable duffel bag	2
#255	untamable turtle	8
#11	unused walkie-talkie	141
#257	unusual disco ball	9
#79	unwound clockwork grapefruit	2
#366	useless powder	400
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#110	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	81
#14	very fancy whiskey	25
#26	void burger	225
#27	void lager	184
#31	void stone	231
#123	wand of pigification	6
#478	warbear battery	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#253	warehouse key	1
#17	water log	4
#55	water-polo cap	6
#14	water-polo mitt	10
#247	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#58	white Crimbo ball	146
#28	white arm towel	1
#119	white class ring	93
#25	white earbuds	1
#1025	white pixel	1
#19	white tulip	36
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
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#106	wok lobster	1
#630	wooden block	4
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#53	worksite credentials	1
#49	wrench bracelet	68
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#94	yellow pixel	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#65	yule hatchet	8
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 62,552 items total!

what items are this player missing?

cHOColUSt formerly CHOCOslut

cHOColUSt
formerly CHOCOslut