#32 | "caramel" orange | 71 |
#1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
#147 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 11 |
#1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
#1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
#1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
#79 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 5 |
#1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
#1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
#1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
#650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
#37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
#66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
#57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
#490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
#185 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
#102 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 4 |
#116 | Argarggagarg's fang | 11 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#438 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
#10 | BRAINS shorts | 182 |
#112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
#181 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
#126 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
#203 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 47 |
#37 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 3 |
#34 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
#80 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
#520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
#882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#57 | Bjorn's Hammer | 6 |
#107 | Bling of the New Wave | 9 |
#324 | Bonerdagon necklace | 35 |
#338 | Boss Bat bling | 10 |
#985 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
#18 | Boxing Day Pass | 45 |
#1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
#2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
#32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
#282 | Chroner | 150 |
#97 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 9 |
#1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
#700 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
#78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
#326 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#47 | Cornbeefadon | 2 |
#333 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 17 |
#69 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 36 |
#76 | Crimbo crystal shards | 3 |
#157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
#202 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 3 |
#651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#167 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
#245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
#2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#19 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 87 |
#2022 | Crimbuck | 37 |
#117 | Crown of the Goblin King | 150 |
#48 | Dad's brandy | 1 |
#46 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 1 |
#46 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 1 |
#38 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 17 |
#199 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
#455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
#39 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
#1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
#31 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 317 |
#78 | Drowsy Sword | 175 |
#171 | Dust bunny | 3 |
#175 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 12 |
#264 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
#64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
#110 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
#32 | Elf Guard safety bear | 4 |
#82 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
#17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#22 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
#48 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 36 |
#65 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 26 |
#11 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 495 |
#38 | Finnish Fish | 1 |
🥈 | Flag by the Foot™ | 440 |
#50 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
#116 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 8 |
#118 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 8 |
#17 | Gets-You-Drunk | 8 |
#105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
#128 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 17 |
#536 | Goodfella contract | 29 |
#204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
#657 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
#34 | Handsome Devil | 2 |
#8 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 480 |
#331 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
#41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
#6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
#48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
#669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
#28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
#17 | How to Play Othello | 52 |
#24 | Hundred Headed IPA | 14 |
#22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
#36 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 9 |
#60 | Iron Beta of Industry | 157 |
#306 | Jack-in-the-box | 20 |
#214 | Jocko Homo's head | 8 |
#38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
#101 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 11 |
#97 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 9 |
#108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
#108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
#123 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 11 |
#122 | Lederhosen of the Night | 11 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#98 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 187 |
#17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
#156 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
#48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
#42 | Mark of the Bugbear | 8 |
#18 | Mark of the Ghost | 18 |
#41 | Mark of the Skeleton | 7 |
#22 | Mark of the Vampire | 11 |
#33 | Mark of the Werewolf | 10 |
#38 | Mark of the Zombie | 7 |
#285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
#36 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 1 |
#978 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
#838 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
#888 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
#750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
#983 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
#997 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
#576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
#917 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
#1007 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
#951 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
#960 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
#16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
#46 | Misty Cape | 53 |
#39 | Misty Cloak | 62 |
#50 | Misty Robe | 55 |
#8 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6,971 |
#42 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
#69 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
#171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
#16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
#58 | Mysterious Black Box | 50 |
#61 | Mysterious Blue Box | 56 |
#61 | Mysterious Green Box | 53 |
#56 | Mysterious Red Box | 53 |
#633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
#5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
#46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
#104 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 85 |
#215 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
#577 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
#61 | O | 1 |
#626 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
#8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
#844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
#111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
#18 | Othello's dagger | 11 |
#17 | Othello's handkerchief | 11 |
#20 | Othello's military jacket | 11 |
#673 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
#292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
#6 | PirateRealm guest pass | 5 |
#16 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 9 |
🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
#56 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
#233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
#19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
#175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
#102 | Red Roger's reliquary | 4 |
#1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
#261 | Rock and Roll Legend | 6 |
#138 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
#203 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
#1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
#15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
#200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
#7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
#22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
#7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
#1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
#12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
#4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
#93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
#11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
#6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
#25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
#27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
#27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
#85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
#34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
#34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
#91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
#61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
#7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
#6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
#66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
#121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
#77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
#49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
#61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
#52 | Star Spawn | 4 |
#28 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 20 |
#16 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 32 |
#31 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 16 |
#937 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#16 | Tales of Spelunking | 47 |
#69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
#46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#17 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 3 |
🥈 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 2 |
🥈 | The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement | 2 |
#56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
#17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
#66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
#49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
#142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
#58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
#40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
#48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
#13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
#124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
#56 | Third Base | 1 |
#324 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
#507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
#137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
#708 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
#255 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
#9 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 9 |
#1203 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
#19 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 4 |
#17 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 11 |
#178 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
#178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
#359 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
#116 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 4 |
#17 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 30 |
#78 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 57 |
#84 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 10 |
#438 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 18 |
#77 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
#1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
#19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
#39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
#106 | Trainbot circuitry | 13 |
#90 | Trainbot linkages | 13 |
#95 | Trainbot optics | 13 |
#95 | Trainbot plating | 13 |
#40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
#94 | Trainbot servomotors | 13 |
#33 | Trainbot slag | 243 |
#103 | Trainbot tubing | 13 |
#612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
#277 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
#275 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
#273 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
#243 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 4 |
#147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
#47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
#51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
#842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
#23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
#72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
#60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
🥇 | Velougats™ | 370 |
#111 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 9 |
#15 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
#238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
#6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
#5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
#6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
#54 | X | 1 |
#252 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
#32 | Yorick | 1 |
#658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
#57 | absentee voter ballot | 2 |
#74 | abstraction: action | 1 |
#51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
🥈 | adobe brittle | 55 |
#224 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
#203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
#108 | amok putter | 1 |
#11 | anger blaster | 3 |
#679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
#625 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
#144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
#246 | arrowgram | 1 |
#35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
#1433 | awful poetry journal | 8 |
#45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
#185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
#390 | baby killer bee | 26 |
#367 | baconstone | 22 |
#34 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
#218 | badass belt | 156 |
#140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
#1591 | ball | 2 |
#1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
#912 | barrrnacle | 12 |
#900 | baseball | 1 |
#129 | bat guano | 149 |
#678 | batgut | 15 |
#73 | batskin belt | 22 |
#56 | beach glass bead | 109 |
#116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
#430 | bed of coals | 2 |
#337 | big red clown nose | 19 |
#41 | big rock | 142 |
#93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
#64 | black Crimbo ball | 119 |
#135 | black gold | 4 |
#132 | black lotus | 1 |
#160 | black magic powder | 1 |
#611 | black pension check | 1 |
#105 | black tear | 1 |
#140 | black velvet box | 4 |
#137 | blank diary | 1 |
#199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
#629 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
#882 | blood flower | 5 |
#280 | blue class ring | 11 |
#472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
#89 | blue mana | 1 |
#98 | blue plastic baby | 4 |
#29 | blue tulip | 19 |
#277 | bone meal | 1 |
#665 | bone rattle | 1 |
#54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
#79 | booty chest charrrm | 150 |
#5 | booze drive button | 1 |
#183 | borrowed time | 1 |
#20 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 13 |
#95 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
#43 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 2 |
#4 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 16 |
#8 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 15 |
#12 | bottle of Professor Beer | 17 |
#5 | bottle of Race Car Red | 11 |
#17 | bottle of Sanguiovese | 1 |
#408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
#1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
#859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
#47 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
#9 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1,634 |
#93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
#65 | bowl of mernudo | 19 |
#247 | bowling ball | 1 |
#98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
#455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
#146 | bread man | 4 |
#75 | bread pie | 11 |
#141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
#70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
#58 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
#232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
#696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
#15 | broken chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
#67 | broken clock | 1 |
#56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
#73 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
#1268 | broken skull | 1 |
#624 | broken sword | 1 |
#89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
#291 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
#238 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
#15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
#21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
#937 | bum cheek | 2 |
#60 | bunny liver | 174 |
#575 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
#18 | cabooze | 21 |
#249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
#1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
#2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
#396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#18 | can of mixed everything | 9 |
#107 | can of sardines | 1 |
#6 | candy drive button | 1 |
#81 | candy stake | 64 |
#146 | cannonball charrrm | 66 |
#57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
#85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
#157 | cartoon heart | 1 |
#52 | cashew | 1 |
#16 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 30 |
#442 | cat appendix | 5 |
#78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
#52 | charrrm bracelet | 8 |
#108 | chef's hat | 132 |
🥉 | chiffon lemon | 107 |
#247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
#141 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 7 |
#184 | chintzy noodle ring | 5 |
#147 | chintzy saucepan earring | 7 |
#146 | chintzy seal pendant | 8 |
#216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
#180 | choco-Crimbot | 6 |
#556 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
🥇 | chocolate-covered caviar | 19,211 |
#939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#7 | chocolate-covered loofah | 15 |
#22 | chocomotive | 16 |
#1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
#61 | clay peace-sign bead | 111 |
#64 | clear Russian | 28 |
#97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
#22 | cloning kit | 128 |
#347 | club necklace | 18 |
#1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
#236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
#235 | commemorative war stein | 213 |
#92 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 105 |
#5 | counterfeit city | 34 |
#75 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 23 |
#74 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 4 |
#84 | crystal Crimbo platter | 3 |
#20 | crystalline light bulb | 1 |
#597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#19 | cute bow from beyond the stars | 1 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#99 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 2 |
#32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
#37 | decanter of fine Scotch | 7 |
#74 | decomposed boot | 19 |
#87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
#30 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 14 |
#65 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 9 |
#533 | designer handbag | 5 |
#69 | devilish folio | 53 |
#791 | diamond necklace | 9 |
#177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
#96 | digital key lime | 8 |
#26 | digital key lime pie | 72 |
#717 | dill | 50 |
#71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
#37 | discarded swimming trunks | 11 |
#677 | displaced fish | 1 |
#26 | dog ointment | 11 |
#1640 | doll house | 1 |
#533 | donated booze | 1 |
#453 | donated candy | 4 |
#493 | donated food | 2 |
#42 | doubt cannon | 2 |
#77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
#196 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 3 |
#25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
#43 | drive-thru burger | 9 |
#103 | droll monocle | 11 |
#71 | duonoculars | 5 |
#308 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
#364 | dwarvish magazine | 2 |
#19 | ear poison | 564 |
#504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
#55 | eggwater | 6 |
#96 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
#21 | electric pants | 30 |
#453 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
#38 | elegant nightstick | 24 |
🥇 | emergency glowstick | 282 |
#873 | empty agua de vida bottle | 48 |
#928 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
#75 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
#38 | ert grey goo ring | 31 |
#254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
#36 | eternal car battery | 5 |
#726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#8 | expensive champagne | 14 |
#95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
🥈 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 463 |
#155 | facsimile dictionary | 65 |
#1070 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
#515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
#26 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 1 |
#1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
#1376 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
#62 | fear condenser | 1 |
#753 | felt | 12 |
#309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
#116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
#212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
#41 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
#10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
#48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
#21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#94 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
#59 | flat cider | 1 |
#35 | fleshy putty | 68 |
#36 | flour cookie | 10 |
#143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
#8 | food drive button | 1 |
#17 | freightcake | 18 |
#15 | fried air | 673 |
#506 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
#64 | frigid air mattress | 8 |
#323 | frigid mote | 2 |
#260 | frilly skirt | 16 |
#96 | frost flower | 1 |
#378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
#22 | full lava bottle | 1 |
#149 | full meat tank | 1 |
#46 | funky junk key | 2 |
#34 | fuzzy busby | 66 |
#4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
#47 | fuzzy earmuffs | 60 |
#51 | fuzzy montera | 52 |
#134 | garish pinky ring | 31 |
#696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
#24 | genie's bracers | 14 |
#26 | genie's pants | 12 |
#23 | genie's scimitar | 12 |
#24 | genie's turbane | 15 |
#26 | ghost of a necklace | 220 |
#551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#16 | ghostly dagger | 11 |
#237 | giant designer sunglasses | 19 |
#62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
#60 | giant discarded bottlecap | 65 |
#150 | giant discarded plastic fork | 55 |
#78 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 47 |
#106 | giant pearl | 1 |
#98 | giant pinky ring | 134 |
#37 | giant shrimp fork | 6 |
#60 | giant spider leg | 4 |
#78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
#92 | gift card | 1 |
#806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
#383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
#271 | goat | 2 |
#56 | gold wedding ring | 179 |
#29 | golden fleece | 19 |
#2248 | golden ring | 26 |
🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
#14 | goodberry | 1 |
#64 | googly eye | 198 |
#279 | gooified animal matter | 3 |
#271 | gooified mineral matter | 3 |
#279 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
#24 | gravy boat | 1 |
#882 | green balloon | 1 |
#97 | green clay bead | 119 |
#154 | grilled mooseflank | 11 |
#41 | grimstone mask | 17 |
#265 | grumpy old man charrrm | 11 |
#216 | guano coffee cup | 12 |
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#23 | gumshoes | 1 |
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#50 | guy made of bee pollen | 59 |
#152 | handful of confetti | 192 |
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#325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
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#1194 | heavy D | 1 |
#101 | heavy crown | 11 |
#16 | high-speed upgrade | 1 |
#967 | hill of beans | 1 |
#5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
#98 | hot wine | 1 |
#41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
#339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#257 | huge gold coin | 4 |
#39 | iFlail | 1 |
#1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
#27 | iShield | 1 |
#5 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 6 |
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#242 | irate sombrero | 10 |
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#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#13 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 5 |
#49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
#24 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 3 |
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#499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
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#26 | leaf | 33 |
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#33 | lint | 300 |
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#80 | longhaired hippy wig | 7 |
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#324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
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#48 | lowercase a | 2 |
#391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
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#608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
#58 | maiden wig | 86 |
#195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
#236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
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#53 | marine aquamarine | 5 |
#271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
#163 | meat from yesterday | 14 |
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#312 | memory of a C | 1 |
#90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
#322 | memory of a G | 1 |
#312 | memory of a T | 1 |
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#182 | mime eraser | 1 |
#24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
#17 | modern picture frame | 2 |
🥉 | moss floss | 90 |
#115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
#41 | mother's necklace | 1 |
#136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
#110 | mouse skull | 2 |
#24 | moustache sock | 7 |
#40 | mulberry | 1 |
#600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
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#48 | neg grog | 1 |
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#13 | ninja crampons | 102 |
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#12 | ninja rope | 103 |
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#860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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#41 | oily boid | 6 |
#64 | ojo de pez burrito | 19 |
#28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
#248 | old sweatpants | 307 |
#724 | olive | 2 |
#9 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 10 |
#7 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 7 |
#4 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 30 |
#5 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 19 |
#2436 | oozenog | 1 |
#225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
#1170 | original G | 1 |
#189 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
#70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
#409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
#25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
#146 | pail | 86 |
#1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
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#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#49 | peanut brittle shield | 81 |
#239 | pear | 1 |
#28 | peppermint rhino baby | 2 |
#16 | peppermint-scented socks | 27 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
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#147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
#332 | phish stick | 3 |
#50 | picture of you | 1 |
#63 | piece of coral | 6 |
#293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
#307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
#282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
#171 | pile of Trainbot parts | 13 |
#124 | pile of gold coins | 23 |
#183 | ping-pong ball | 3 |
#51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
#99 | pink clay bead | 207 |
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#69 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
#592 | pitchfork | 1 |
#30 | pixel rock | 1 |
#245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
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#137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
#31 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
#34 | plus one | 1 |
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#56 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
#269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
#115 | pocket wish | 1 |
#1087 | poison pen | 1 |
#24 | poisonsettia | 82 |
#37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
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#11 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
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#159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
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#41 | psychic's pslacks | 78 |
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#167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
#60 | raw gravy | 1 |
#58 | raw turkey | 1 |
#2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
#1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
#388 | red ale | 1 |
#229 | red balloon | 1 |
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#14 | red tulip | 40 |
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#41 | regret hose | 2 |
#32 | rhinoceros horn | 1 |
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#924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
#553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
#106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
#104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
#106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
#83 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 4 |
#114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
#104 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 3 |
#103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
#107 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#33 | rose | 1,118 |
#27 | rotten tomato | 11 |
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#245 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 24 |
#390 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 17 |
#412 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 16 |
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#1003 | ruby W | 1 |
#647 | rum and cola | 1 |
#65 | rusty broken diving helmet | 1 |
#60 | rusty chain necklace | 55 |
#212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
#461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
#24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
#822 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
#89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
#30 | savings bond | 1 |
#71 | sawblade shield | 51 |
#151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
#63 | scotch on the rocks | 9 |
#30 | self-repairing earmuffs | 13 |
#7 | shadow candy | 26 |
#478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
#16 | shining star cap | 1 |
#85 | shiny ring | 212 |
#15 | shoulder-warming lotion | 1 |
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#326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
#4 | sicksilver spurs | 1 |
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#138 | silent B | 1 |
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#186 | silent X | 1 |
#40 | silent Y | 2 |
#15 | silent Z | 17 |
#102 | silent pea shooter | 11 |
#37 | silver cheese-slicer | 6 |
#90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
#136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
#291 | silver shrimp fork | 7 |
#170 | silver tongue charrrm | 53 |
#120 | single atom | 2 |
#73 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 26 |
#254 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
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#62 | sleeping wereturtle | 17 |
#130 | sleeve deuce | 22 |
#234 | slick fish meat | 1 |
#7 | slicksilver spurs | 1 |
#297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
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#16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
#18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
#24 | snow fort | 1 |
#23 | soap knife | 553 |
#139 | solid gold bowling ball | 128 |
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#72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
#34 | space bar | 1 |
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#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
#238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
#131 | spectre scepter | 187 |
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#22 | spooky pirate skeleton | 32 |
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#91 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 12 |
🥉 | stained hard candy | 237 |
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#418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
#249 | stainless steel suspenders | 14 |
#482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
#148 | stink-penny | 11 |
#70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
#232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
#599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
#84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
#8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
#8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
#8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
#8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
#1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
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#8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
#2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
#39 | stuffed kraken | 3 |
#1968 | stuffed martini | 1 |
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#3072 | stuffed mink | 1 |
#3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
#1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
#77 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 23 |
#8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
#8962 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
#8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
#8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
#3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#8879 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
#3137 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
#3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
#2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
#8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#723 | stuffing | 12 |
#531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
#90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
#132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
#401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
#45 | teacher's pen | 1 |
#1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
#535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
#136 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
#110 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
🥇 | terra panna cotta | 336 |
#282 | that gum you like | 1 |
#48 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
#4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
#1059 | theoretical string | 6 |
#450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
#7 | thicksilver spurs | 1 |
#36 | third ear | 16 |
#10 | throwing fork | 247 |
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#13 | throwing spoon | 238 |
🥉 | ticksilver spurs | 1 |
#18 | time shuriken | 2 |
#30 | tiny black hole | 14 |
#600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
#3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
#3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
#3950 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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#10 | topeé | 3 |
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#98 | towel | 88 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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#38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
#33 | trampled ticket stub | 1 |
#277 | transparent nog | 1 |
#2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
#63 | twitching time capsule | 11 |
#29 | uncanny desk bell | 1 |
#417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
#76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
#46 | universal biscuit | 63 |
#63 | unremarkable duffel bag | 2 |
#256 | untamable turtle | 8 |
#11 | unused walkie-talkie | 141 |
#261 | unusual disco ball | 9 |
#79 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 2 |
#365 | useless powder | 400 |
#2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#110 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 81 |
#15 | very fancy whiskey | 25 |
#27 | void burger | 225 |
#28 | void lager | 184 |
#31 | void stone | 231 |
#123 | wand of pigification | 6 |
#478 | warbear battery | 1 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#252 | warehouse key | 1 |
#18 | water log | 4 |
#55 | water-polo cap | 6 |
#14 | water-polo mitt | 10 |
#246 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
#57 | white Crimbo ball | 146 |
#28 | white arm towel | 1 |
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#24 | white earbuds | 1 |
#1028 | white pixel | 1 |
#18 | white tulip | 36 |
#4 | wicksilver spurs | 1 |
#2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
#106 | wok lobster | 1 |
#629 | wooden block | 4 |
#36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
#52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
#49 | wrench bracelet | 68 |
#95 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
#32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
#94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
#94 | yellow pixel | 1 |
#2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
#65 | yule hatchet | 8 |
#78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
#1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |