Museum :: Mistress Darkmoon

Mistress Darkmoon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#209	"DRINK ME" potion	131
#82	"KICK ME" sign	8
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#211	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#77	37x37x37 puzzle cube	68
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#446	Amulet of Yendor	48
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1404	Angry Farmer candy	12
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#9	Ass-Stompers of Violence	3
#190	BACON	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#75	BUBBLE GUM	2
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#2033	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#116	Better Than Cuddling Cake	20
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#17	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	10
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#7	Brand of Violence	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#152	CSA obedience grenade	10
#148	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	16
#9	Carol of the Bulls	16
#9	Carol of the Hells	16
#9	Carol of the Thrills	16
#15	Carpricorn	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#15	Choker of the Ultragoth	5
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#185	Cosmic Calorie	2
#66	Cracklin' Oat Bran	10
#35	Crimbeau de toilette	11
#1041	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#211	Crimbo Factory surprise box	12
#1152	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#18	Crimbo candle	16
#1052	Crimbo fudge	5
#1028	Crimbo peppermint bark	5
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#9	Crimbo tattoo kit	10
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#10	Crimbolex watch	14
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#42	Crimboysters Rockefeller	11
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#1039	Crown of the Goblin King	23
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
🥈	Dish of Clarified Butter	9,583
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#27	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#11	Dressage	1
#750	Drowsy Sword	22
#89	Dust bunny	26
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#23	Electric Punch	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#101	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#75	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	15
#66	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	25
#84	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	21
#17	FantasyRealm membership packet	2
#110	Fitspiration™ poster	9
#10	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	4
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#57	Fun-Guy spore	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#103	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	22
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#110	Greaves of the Murk Lord	4
#186	Green Manalishi	1
🥇	Groll doll	30,356
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#127	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#94	Iceberglar scarf	4
#137	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	17
#45	Illuminati earpiece	18
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#25	Island Hurricane	1
#27	Island Landslide	1
#25	Island Thunderstorm	1
#934	Jack-in-the-box	3
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#102	Knob Goblin Mutagen	15
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#83	Kudzu slaw	1
#66	LCD game: Burger Belt	17
#82	LCD game: Food Eater	8
#66	LCD game: Garbage River	15
#28	LOV Elephant	3
#10	LOV Emotionizer	69
#46	LOV Enamorang	1
#116	LOV Entrance Pass	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#87	Leonard's glasses	3
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#14	Lolsipop	110
#1356	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	17
#187	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	302
#1200	M-242	1
#78	Mansquito's blood	2
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#50	Mark of the Ghost	5
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#100	Mark of the Vampire	2
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#75	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	53
#170	Mer-kin cookiestove	3
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#58	Meteorite-Ade	2
#179	Microplushie: Bropane	75
#294	Microplushie: Dorkonide	12
#270	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	20
#293	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	8
#219	Microplushie: Gothochondria	48
#172	Microplushie: Hippylase	87
#294	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#200	Microplushie: Hobomosome	35
#212	Microplushie: Otakulone	76
#229	Microplushie: Raverdrine	39
#174	Microplushie: Sororitrate	66
#61	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	15
#121	Missing Eye Simulation Device	2
#247	Misty Cape	5
#184	Misty Cloak	8
#193	Misty Robe	9
#113	Mr. Haggis	25
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#141	My First Art of War	2
#16	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	1
#80	Mysterious Black Box	27
#82	Mysterious Blue Box	29
#84	Mysterious Green Box	30
#82	Mysterious Red Box	27
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#22	Neverending Party invitation envelope	2
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#649	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	7
#4	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	2
#21	Nursine	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
🥈	PB&J with the crusts cut off	30,714
#269	PEEZ dispenser	10
#34	Pain Dip	51
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#5	Pigsticker of Violence	3
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#33	Poké-Gro fertilizer	6
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#546	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	3
#143	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#127	Red Army camouflage kit	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#34	Red Roger's red left foot	1
#23	Red Roger's red right foot	2
#25	Red Roger's red right hand	2
#81	Red Roger's reliquary	9
#480	Red Rover BB gun	5
#107	Redeye™ Eyedrops	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#1112	Rock Pops	39
#98	Rubee™	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#21	Scorpion Bowl	1
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#16	Sequestrian	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#83	Shivering Chèvre	54
#14	Shudder	1
#22	Skull Punch	1
#107	Skullery Maid's Knee	10
#12	Sledgehamster	1
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#96	Smart Bone Dust	3
#24	Smuggler's Punch	1
#18	Snoutlet	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#53	Swedish massage fish	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#143	Tears of the Quiet Healer	15
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#77	The Emperor's dry cleaning	2
#11	The Emperor's new hat	7
#19	The Emperor's new pants	4
#11	The Emperor's new shirt	8
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#138	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	15
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#408	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#195	Tiger-lily's milk	6
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#315	Travels with Jerry	4
#12	Trout Fishing in Loathing	2
#17	Turtive	1
#31	Turtle Bowl	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#25	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#196	Valentine	189
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#159	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	16
#131	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	7
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#20	Work is a Four Letter Sword	4
#15	Wullabye	1
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#32	Yuleviathan necklace	2
#785	Yummy Tummy bean	228
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#662	abominable snowcone	11
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#87	actual reality goggles	32
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#92	airblaster gun	29
#67	alarm accordion	1
#104	alien autoautopsy kit	2
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#368	ammonite fossil	12
#38	anemoney clip	1
#43	anger blaster	2
#409	anniversary balloon	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#13	antique Canadian lantern	14
#38	antique beer	15
#101	antique machete	8
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#88	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	20
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#114	assassin's cheese knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#365	awful poetry journal	339
#88	baconstone	73
#3767	badass belt	10
#145	bag of GORF	12
#151	bag of GORP	14
#197	bag of QWOP	2
#569	bag of airline peanuts	51
#86	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
#18	balanced antler	7
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#380	banana peel	8
#325	bananagate	21
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#25	barnacled barrel	343
#28	barrelhead	2
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#71	batarang	8
#242	batblade	13
#133	batskin belt	10
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#53	bauxite beret	5
#51	bauxite bow-tie	4
#58	bauxite boxers	2
#145	beautiful rainbow	2
#33	beaver punch (cherry)	6
#32	beaver punch (papaya)	6
#29	beaver punch (peach)	6
#58	beavermouth	214
#53	beer-scented teddy bear	25
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#380	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#58	belemnite candy mold	3
#459	belemnite fossil	9
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#68	big rock	64
#24	big tun	735
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#520	bit of clingfilm	8
#422	bite-me-red lipstick	21
#270	black candy heart	43
#97	black friar's tonsure	12
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#103	black magic powder	10
#667	black shield	1
#727	black sword	1
#205	black-and-blue light	295
#48	blob of acid	73
#691	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
🥉	blood flower	5,472
#23	blue canary nightlight	1
#108	blue class ring	41
#192	blue grass	2
#81	blue mana	2
#85	blue money bag	4
#99	blue oyster badge	13
#358	blue pixel	179
#219	blue plasma ball	276
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#113	blue potion	1
#12	blue pumps	1
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#123	blue shell	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#137	blue tulip	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#613	booty chest charrrm	3
#34	booze-soaked cherry	21
#29	bottle of Crimbognac	21
#71	bottle of Red-Out	8
#119	bottle of antifreeze	8
#3681	bottle of goofballs	3
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#979	bottle of rum	13
#85	bottlecap turtle	3
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#38	bouquet of circular saw blades	46
#341	box	36
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#354	brick	108
#126	brigand brittle	61
#81	brilliant oyster egg	7
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#137	brown paper pants	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#381	bubblewrap ore	4
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#223	bucket of honey	6
#157	bull blubber	1
🥉	burning newspaper	2,630
#77	butterfly knife	1
#90	button rouge	7
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#214	can of V-11	2
#1141	candied kobold	1
#857	candy brain	1
#177	candy cane	225
#220	candy kneecapping stick	9
#189	candy knuckles	10
#3108	candy stake	2
#603	cannonball charrrm	3
#57	cap gun	16
#8	capped green lava bottle	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#221	cardboard katana	2
#369	cardboard ore	4
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#276	cardboard wakizashi	9
#196	carton of rotten eggs	8
#37	cartoon harpoon	16
#93	cartoon heart	18
#324	cement sandals	3
#37	censored can label	25
#235	chaos butterfly	1,211
#98	chaos popcorn	2
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#185	cheap studded belt	307
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#24	chest barrel	3
#55	chewable paper	17
🥉	children of the candy corn	2,102
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#261	chloroform rag	13
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#56	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	30
#523	chrome sword	1
#25	cinnamon troll doll	3
#72	clockwork claws	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#689	clown hammer	37
#29	club necklace	103
#98	coal contact lenses	3
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#273	coffin lid	5
#253	comfy pillow	1
#584	commemorative war stein	8
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#50	confiscated cell phone	19
#60	confiscated comic book	19
#46	confiscated love note	24
#110	confusing LED clock	70
#126	conjured ice cream	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#644	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#437	corncob pipe	2
#70	costume rental shop	10
#362	costume sword	1
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#187	cotton candy cone	1
🥈	creepy doll head	664
#103	creepy nursery rhyme	1
#100	creepy voice box	1
#99	crident	1
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
🥇	crude voodoo doll	1,923
#81	cube of ectoplasm	5
#95	cubic zirconia	8
#8	cup of infinite pencils	119
#256	curmudgel	3
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
🥇	cyan seashell	9,551
#919	cyborg doll	1
#231	cymbal syrup	48
#456	daisy	4
#92	dancing fan	6
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#60	deadfall branch	1
🥉	death blossom	404
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#537	decaying goldfish liver	2
#424	defective skull	54
#61	delicious comfit?	2
#1796	delicious salad	1
#118	delicious shimmering moth	10
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#26	diamond necklace	107
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#819	disembodied brain	1
#29	disintegrating barrel	706
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#67	disposable lighter	9
#500	disturbing fanfic	203
#173	dollar-sign bag	13
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#68	doubt cannon	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#219	dragon snaps	5
#78	drinks tray	2
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1515	duct tape	8
#232	duct tape sword	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#42	dusty barrel	101
#16	eaves droppers	79
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#84	eggman noodles	2
#552	eggnog	32
#139	eldritch dough	3
#7	eldritch effluvium	64,821
#73	electric copperhead potion	20
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#139	elephant stinger	3
#10	elf sleeper agent	1
#327	elven cellocello	37
#262	elven suicide capsule	40
#132	embezzler's oil	1
#1149	empty agua de vida bottle	5
#102	enchanted muesli	25
#348	encoder ring	52
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
🥈	exclusive club	37
#778	explosion-flavored chewing gum	31
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#6	extra-toasted half sandwich	163
#799	eyepatch	3
#806	f3d0r4	2
#1292	facsimile dictionary	4
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#35	fake blood	40
#36	fake cocktail	2
#674	fake fake vomit	46
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#14	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	5
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#962	tiny plastic Axe Wound	8
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#1174	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
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#1065	tiny plastic Black Knight	7
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#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#1150	tiny plastic Boss Bat	4
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#17	tiny plastic Café Elf	5
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#1282	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	14
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#822	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	12
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#127	tiny plastic Crimbomination	4
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#9	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	5
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#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#118	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	8
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#103	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	3
#1070	tiny plastic G Imp	7
#191	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	5
#824	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	9
#1465	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
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#1091	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	7
#233	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	4
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#1069	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	7
#1762	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#1732	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	4
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#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#10	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	5
#267	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	4
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1044	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	7
#911	tiny plastic Protagonist	8
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
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#1221	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
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#915	tiny plastic The Man	5
#935	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	8
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#752	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	10
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2204	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#1522	tiny plastic angry goat	12
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#1742	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#1070	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#1741	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#2251	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	8
#1408	tiny plastic barrrnacle	13
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#918	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	19
#830	tiny plastic blooper	9
#1077	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
#834	tiny plastic briefcase bat	9
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#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#240	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#1635	tiny plastic cocoabo	11
#1112	tiny plastic coffee pixie	16
#102	tiny plastic colollilossus	3
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#1764	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#924	tiny plastic demoninja	8
#1097	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#12	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	5
#953	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#257	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	4
#913	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	8
#1249	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#501	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	14
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#1051	tiny plastic fruit golem	7
#1530	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	12
#2042	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	9
#1544	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	12
#808	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	9
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#548	tiny plastic goth giant	13
#2484	tiny plastic grue	7
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#1852	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	10
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#1276	tiny plastic killer bee	14
#808	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	9
#1641	tiny plastic leprechaun	11
#998	tiny plastic levitating potato	18
#2171	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#1045	tiny plastic mosquito	17
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#263	tiny plastic mutant elf	4
#779	tiny plastic ninja snowman	10
#20	tiny plastic orphan	5
#1045	tiny plastic pastamancer	5
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#16	tiny plastic reindeer	5
#1183	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	15
#1327	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#1077	tiny plastic scary clown	7
#10	tiny plastic sea elf	5
#592	tiny plastic seal clubber	8
#812	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#1214	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	6
#2272	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#1259	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#813	tiny plastic stab bat	22
#1194	tiny plastic star starfish	15
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#229	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#568	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	16
#744	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#575	tiny plastic topiary golem	12
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#1087	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
#1067	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	7
#532	tiny plastic warwelf	13
#1045	tiny plastic whitesnake	7
#14	tiny plastic wild beaver	5
#13	tiny plastic yuleviathan	5
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#28	toast with sleaze jelly	1
#29	toast with spooky jelly	1
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#2527	toothsome rock	1
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#29	torquoise	8
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#2475	toy ray gun	1
#22	traditional Crimbo cookie	48
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
#353	trilobite fossil	12
#19	trousers of the white knight	2
#259	tube sock	2
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#92	turtle wax	11
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#69	turtlemail bits	100
#132	una poca de gracia	4
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#140	unholy water	1
#20	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#57	unremarkable duffel bag	5
#142	unstable quark	6
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
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#489	vampire collar	2
#188	vampire duck-on-a-string	64
#266	vampire pearl	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#11	vampyric cloake pattern	3
#851	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	8
#1019	vinegar	20
#31	vodka martini	296
#86	voodoo glowskull	29
#15	voter registration form	2
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🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#211	wand of pigification	2
#73	warehouse walkie-talkie	2
#150	water purification pills	18
#331	water wings	2
#33	weathered barrel	535
#310	whisker pencil	21
#538	white balloon	3
#939	white candy heart	3
#257	white class ring	37
#586	white collar	1
#72	white money bag	8
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#854	white sword	1
#519	whoopie cushion	62
#855	wind-up chattering teeth	32
#45	wind-up spider	7
#27	windicle	3
#1245	wolf mask	1
#949	wolfman mask	2
#554	worn tophat	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#74	wrestling mask	1
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#73	x-ray mirror	1
#481	x-ray specs	42
#909	yellow candy heart	7
#43	yellow drunki-bear	31
#912	yellow gummi ingot	4
#48	yellow matter custard	3
🥈	yellow seashell	11,781
#621	yellow snowcone	53
#28	yule pup	5
#142	zombie hollandaise	4

Wow, that's 348,095 items total!

what items are this player missing?