| #374 | 30669 scroll | 22 |
| #448 | 33398 scroll | 33 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | BRICKO bat | 4,664 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #55 | Boss Bat bling | 55 |
| #23 | Boss Bat britches | 181 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #47 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #45 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #43 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
| #45 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 1 |
| #49 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 1 |
| #45 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 1 |
| #47 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #202 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 11 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #180 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| 🥈 | How to Avoid Scams | 44,444 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #8 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| #18 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #28 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #4 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #8 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 55 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #25 | Rad Lib | 1,111 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥉 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #26 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #33 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #56 | Spacegate Research | 11 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #298 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 11 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #615 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 11 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #238 | awful poetry journal | 666 |
| 🥇 | bätzle | 1,551 |
| #521 | badass belt | 88 |
| #6 | bat guano | 20,402 |
| 🥈 | bat haggis | 14,941 |
| 🥇 | bat hat | 1,771 |
| 🥇 | bat whip | 1,221 |
| 🥈 | bat wing | 11,911 |
| 🥈 | bat wing kabob | 1,771 |
| 🥇 | bat wing stir-fry | 2,662 |
| 🥉 | bat-ass leather jacket | 7,227 |
| #13 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 121 |
| 🥇 | batarang | 2,002 |
| 🥉 | batblade | 4,664 |
| 🥇 | batgut | 175,571 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #528 | bottle of Blank-Out | 11 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #84 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #71 | confiscated comic book | 11 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #263 | disturbing fanfic | 666 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #343 | drab sonata | 11 |
| #124 | dropped scrap of paper | 1 |
| #20 | duct tape shirt | 14 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized bat skull | 202 |
| #66 | giant book of ancient carols | 2 |
| #178 | handful of confetti | 171 |
| #26 | heavy leather-bound tome | 11 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #64 | leather bookmark | 11 |
| 🥉 | leathery bat skin | 5,445 |
| #40 | library card | 33 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #27 | map to a candy-rich block | 1 |
| #56 | meatsmithing guide | 11 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #94 | old love note | 1 |
| 🥇 | one-winged stab bat | 1,881 |
| #117 | page of the Necrohobocon | 10 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #111 | pocket wish | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #35 | replica bat-oomerang | 22 |
| 🥇 | rewinged stab bat | 2,332 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #40 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #125 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #39 | special edition Batfellow comic | 22 |
| #143 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5,775 |
| 🥇 | stuffed stab bat | 1,221 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6,336 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6,226 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2,332 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5,775 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2,332 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8,668 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic stab bat | 27,272 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #91 | triad summoning scroll | 1 |
| #169 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |