the_loath_ranger

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#75Überraschthexengebräu4
#78"Remember the Trees" Shirt4
#22'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign38
#3375-Alarm Saucepan1
#65Alewife™ Ale45
#40Amulet of Yendor411
#279Angry Farmer candy480
#123Ankh of Badahnkadh3
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#37Artist's Butterknife of Regret5
#59Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness2
#52Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury2
#53Artist's Spatula of Despair2
#43Artist's Whisk of Misery3
#9Asleep in the Cemetery130
#311BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt3
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#240BGE pocket calendar3
#898BGE shotglass6
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#15BRICKO brick79,498
#32BRICKO eye brick3,043
#3369Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#8Benetton's Medley of Diversity7
#8Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook28
#407Bit O' Ectoplasm5
#138Bjorn's Hammer3
#12Blizzards I Have Died In21
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#5Boxing Day Pass157
#1056Bulky Buddy Box2
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#39C.H.U.M. knife17
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1164CRIMBCO mug6
#36CRIMBCO scrip8,830
#1011CRIMBCO wine6
#1702CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#228CRIMBCOLOAF10
#37Cheer-Up soda22
#10Chester's Aquarius medallion4
#10Chester's bag of candy6
#5Chester's cutoffs11
#15Chester's moustache5
#8Chester's muscle shirt5
#11Chester's sunglasses3
#20Choker of the Ultragoth3
#16Chorale of Companionship4
#120Chroner818
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#17Climate Colada5
#25Cloaca Cola Polar545
#9Covers-Your-Head2
#65Crimbeau de toilette5
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#192Crimbo Factory surprise box14
#30Crimbo candied pecan1,183
#138Crimbo food scraps19
#33Crimbo fudge1,114
#26Crimbo peppermint bark1,200
#46Crimbo pie105
#50Crimbo salad9
🥈Crimbo smile1
#238Crimbo wreath3
#111Crimbojito2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#292Crimboween memo30
#66Crimboysters Rockefeller9
#11Crimbuccaneer breeches14
#10Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)17
#147Crimbuccaneer flotsam21
#55Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#87Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail7
#107Crimbuccaneer piece of 12117
#107Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso8
#26Crimbuccaneer runebone2
#37Crimbuccaneer shirt15
#82Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#11Crimbuccaneer tricorn12
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#619Crimbuck1,593
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#56Danglin' Chad's loincloth9
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#191Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#70Double Bacon Beelzeburger216
🥉Drapes-You-Regally3
#6Dreadsylvanian Almanac page3,007
#15Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned1
#13Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy1
#23Drunkula's cape1
🥈Drunkula's silky pants6
#255El Vibrato power sphere4
#142Elf Army machine parts3
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
#50Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#53Elf Guard clipboard1
#63Elf Guard commandeering gloves3
#84Elf Guard eyedrops3
#65Elf Guard fuel tank1
#8Elf Guard hotpants18
#15Elf Guard insignia (private)11
#60Elf Guard mouthknife3
#66Elf Guard officer's sidearm3
#8Elf Guard patrol cap19
#91Elf Guard payroll bag2
#28Elf Guard squirtgun2
#91Elf Guard tinsel grenade10
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#6Elron's Explosive Etude8
#12FantasyRealm Mage's Hat309
#12FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask318
#9FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm578
#17FantasyRealm key7
#64Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots254
🥇French slippers1
#10Frosty's arm5
#17Frosty's carrot5
#93Frosty's frosty mug20
#16Frosty's iceball1
#9Frosty's nailbat10
#8Frosty's old silk hat7
#30Frosty's snowball sack2
#122Game Grid ticket77
#27Game Grid token1,254
#91Gets-You-Drunk1
#22Giant black monolith5
#231Goodfella contract209
#6Great Wolf's headband3
#28Great Wolf's left paw1
#23Great Wolf's right paw1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#10Guzzlr cocktail set742
#5Hodgman's almanac6
#97Hodgman's blanket13
#11Hodgman's bow tie6
#10Hodgman's cane3
#8Hodgman's garbage sticker4
#6Hodgman's harmonica5
#39Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times2
#44Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics2
#11Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin6
#14Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top5
#6Hodgman's lobsterskin pants9
#26Hodgman's lucky sock2
#12Hodgman's metal detector3
#9Hodgman's porkpie hat7
#5Hodgman's varcolac paw6
#41Hollandaise helmet480
#78Hunger™ Sauce1
#1036Jack-in-the-box2
#77Jamaican coffee3
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#62Kelflar vest2
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#26Kissin' Cousins12
#43Knob Goblin pants411
#46Knob Goblin superseltzer244
#52Knob Goblin tongs395
#265Knob Goblin visor24
#4LOLmec statuette19
#17Let Me Be!36
#46Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil34
#3897Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#39Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1,410
#143Mad Train wine785
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#28Mark of the Bugbear11
#26Mark of the Ghost11
#17Mark of the Skeleton13
#22Mark of the Vampire11
#27Mark of the Werewolf11
#22Mark of the Zombie12
#273Marquis de Poivre soda15
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#12Maxing, Relaxing31
#119Maxwell's Silver Hammer24
#29Mayor Ghost's cloak1
#24Mayor Ghost's khakis1
#8Mayor Ghost's toupee2
#90Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs111
#25Mer-kin rollpin1
#191Mer-kin takebag1
#21Meteorite-Ade252
#109Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1,000
#20Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey734
#120Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot3
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#323Mr. Joe's bangles4
#44Mt. McLargeHuge oyster29
#35Mudflap-Girl Ring2
#19My First Art of War43
#5My Life of Crime, a Memoir13
#46New Age healing crystal168
#8New Age hurting crystal490
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#49Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I55
#67Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II43
#50Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III54
#34Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV46
#31Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V41
#29Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI49
#12Ol' Scratch's ash can6
#17Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork3
#10Ol' Scratch's manacles5
#9Ol' Scratch's ol' britches5
#96Ol' Scratch's salad fork15
#9Ol' Scratch's stove door4
#7Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat10
#39Orcish baseball cap170
🥉Orcish frat-paddle23,035
#8Oscus's dumpster waders6
#13Oscus's flypaper pants3
#5Oscus's garbage can lid11
#7Oscus's pelt8
#28PADL Phone657
#23PB&J with the crusts cut off593
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#362Pick-O-Matic lockpicks3
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#16Pop Art: a Guide1
#15Prelude of Precision7
#223Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket4
#21Purple Beast energy drink482
#338Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit2
#450Rock and Roll Legend2
#20Rubee™3,296
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#16Sensual Massage for Creeps34
#727Snow Queen Crown1
🥈Spelunker of Fortune53
🥇Spelunker of Fortune (used)2
#40Spirit Precipice7
#338Spooky-Gro fertilizer2
#27Spring Bros. ID badge2
#38Spring Bros. solenoid10
#61Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#17Stone Golem pebbles229
#8Summer Nights34
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#85Super Magic Power Sword X2
#705Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro4
#720Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita4
#759Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco2
#26Tales from the Fireside18
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#202The Big Book of Pirate Insults20
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#80The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 21
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#10The Six-Pack of Pain12
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#11Thunkula's drinking cap2
#126Tiki lighter3
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#72Trainbot circuitry38
#66Trainbot linkages31
#71Trainbot optics31
#65Trainbot plating32
#66Trainbot servomotors34
#176Trainbot slag6
#64Trainbot tubing35
#4Travels with Jerry109
#133Trollhouse cookies454
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#361Tuesday's ruby5
🥇Twitching Television Tattoo70
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#294Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix10
#701Uncle Romulus1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#7Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate2
#32Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#354Wand of Nagamar15
#6Wand of Oscus9
#7Warms-Your-Tush2
#38Yeg's Motel alarm clock2
#1859Yummy Tummy bean48
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#4Zombo's grievous greaves10
#7Zombo's shield9
#6Zombo's shoulder blade6
#10Zombo's skull ring4
#11Zombo's skullcap6
#1230abominable snowcone2
#10absentee voter ballot56
#53accidental mutton1
🥈agua de vida5,448
#188amulet of extreme plot significance92
#86ancient stone fist25
#75ancient stone head15
#38anemoney clip1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#47antique Canadian lantern4
#341antique hand mirror9
#13antique nutcracker beard5
#16antique nutcracker boots3
#16antique nutcracker cape4
#15antique nutcracker drumstick2
#10antique nutcracker epaulets3
#60antique nutcracker figurine7
#7antique nutcracker hat6
#12antique nutcracker pants4
#13antique nutcracker sword3
#20antique nutcracker waistcoat3
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#25asbestos thermos32
#306aspirin3
#18astral mushroom1,584
#374astronaut pants23
#848atomic vector plotter2
#64automa-bot parts208
#174awful poetry journal1,081
#7429badass belt1
#44bag of airline peanuts466
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#140balloon monkey12
#651banana5
#283banana peel15
#215banana smoothie3
#66banana spritzer5
#498banana-frosted king cake5
🥇barrrnacle50,709
#186barskin tent1
#141bartender-in-the-box2
#998bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#138batgut330
#1289battered Crimbo Crate3
#7battered old top-hat3
#12bauxite beret55
#9bauxite bow-tie48
#8bauxite boxers43
#168beanbag chair3
#33beaver punch (cherry)6
#46beaver punch (papaya)3
#65beaver punch (peach)2
#123beavermouth62
#31bed of coals14
#29begpwnia472
#84bejeweled cufflinks42
#338bell-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#631bi-lateral logic compressor3
#6big bundle of chamoix77
#32black and white cracker7
#50black candy heart294
#124black paisley oyster egg32
#78black plastic oyster egg46
#169black polka-dot oyster egg29
#13black slime glob11
#280black striped oyster egg17
#34black-and-blue light1,405
#274blob-shaped Crimbo cookie23
#575blue class ring3
#472blue glowstick3
#112blue paisley oyster egg25
#59blue pixel2,900
#34blue plasma ball1,424
#121blue plastic baby3
#655blue plastic oyster egg7
#157blue polka-dot oyster egg20
🥈blue ribbon1
#259blue striped oyster egg16
🥈blue traffic cone1
#459blueberry-frosted king cake2
#5body spradium330
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#31bottle of Bloodweiser7
#5bottle of lighter fluid1,690
#104bottle of rum1,117
#14bottle of sewage schnapps329
#66bottle of tequila899
#36bottle of vodka1,754
#116bottle of whiskey503
#142bow staff1
#60bowl of Jeal-O156
#7bowl of fishysoisse54
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#73brick455
#172brilliant oyster egg2
#27broken El Vibrato drone1
#232broken carburetor1
#66broken skull747
#59brown pirate pants1
#24brown pixel456
#284brown plastic baby2
#225brown sugar cane23
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#706buckyball6
#20bullet-proof corduroys512
#24bunch of sea grapes330
#147cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#145cabooze6
#129can of CRIMBCOLA15
#546can of fake snow1
#363can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce25
#50candied lime3
#320candy cane119
#158candy harmonica4
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#4candy necktie441
#1783candy stake4
#242canteen of wine100
#460chaos butterfly340
#47cheap elven gloves50
#32cheap studded belt1,391
#28cheap wind-up clock105
#128cheer extractor1
#87cheer-o-gram7
#18cheerful Crimbo sweater8
#12cheerful antler hat8
#14cheerful pajama pants7
#34chest of "pirate gold"2
#50chocolate seal-clubbing club32
#238chocolate-frosted king cake9
#101chocomotive7
#190chunk of depleted Grimacite54
#117cinnamon machine oil31
#222circular CRIMBCOOKIE6
#37clown hammer513
#188coconut shell363
#64coffin lid36
#79cog466
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#6comfy coffin103
#147commemorative war stein503
#38communications windchimes534
#805computronic processing unit2
#7concentrated garbage juice43
🥇concentrated magicalness pill49,037
🥉control crystal1
#72corncob pipe17
#58corned beet6
#17cosmetic football252
#12cranberries4,889
#43cranberry margarita (brackish)79
#17crown-shaped beanie15
#158crystalline cheer767
#48cute meteoroid3
#28cyan seashell213
#40cymbal syrup340
#57d12133
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#233dead guy's watch35
#17deadly lampshade36
#171decaying goldfish liver48
#47decorative fountain278
#43defective skull468
#94delectable fire ant10
#118delicious shimmering moth10
#101delicious stinkbug10
#93demon skin234
#16denim jacket256
#41depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#124designer handbag19
#30digital underground potion5
#146dingy planks2
#88dirty hobo gloves326
#131disco ball468
#161disco mask358
#6divine blowout14,312
#7divine can of silly string14,390
#12divine champagne flute2,552
#5divine champagne popper2,490
#7divine cracker2,443
#7divine noisemaker14,170
#45do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit1
#656donkey flipbook1
#279dope wheels2
#18dorky glasses240
#37drafty drawers2
#5dread tarragon11
#10dreadful roast10
#121dregs of a Crimbo cocktail29
#52dubious loincloth1
#42dull fish scale406
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#51ear poison149
#5139easter egg balloon1
#51eerie fetish1
#31effervescent potion558
#169eldritch effluvium290
#44electric Kool-Aid3
#227electrical thingamabob38
#11electronics kit830
#15elemental caipiroska329
#354elven limbos gingerbread37
#219elven hardtack13
#61elven magi-pack289
#71elven medi-pack310
#344elven moonshine34
#43elven socks56
#221elven squeeze11
#1322elven suicide capsule14
#194elven whittling knife1
#166empty agua de vida bottle1,202
#248empty blowgun10
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#39encoder ring397
#32ennui-flavored potato chips1,474
#1383evil teddy bear6
#249exploding hacky-sack5
#50explosion-flavored chewing gum467
#39extra-spicy bloody mary500
#74eyepatch191
#174faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
🥇fake cocktail555
#54fake fake vomit469
#40fake hand462
#513fake plastic grass3
#22fancy bath salts1,300
#761fancy but probably evil chocolate8
#2521fancy chocolate1
#125fancy opera glasses32
#104fat stacks of cash238
#51festive holiday hat50
#278festive sausage8
🥈festive warbear bank1
#23filth-encrusted futon23
#39filthy knitted dread sack317
#282[2426]fire flower4
#13flamin' bindle22
#305flashing novelty button4
#67flask of egggrog2
#28flavored foot massage oil1,388
#6flimsy hardwood scraps671
#7floaty rock helmet1
#7floaty rock necklace1
#7floaty rock pants1
#29foam dart1,405
#429foolscap fool's cap5
#444frayed rope belt2
#6freezin' bindle43
#257freightcake3
#20fried air468
#13frightful feather1,105
#10frigid air mattress39
#14frozen banquet88
#211frozen feather58
#55fruit-stuffed rumcake2
#607fruitcake36
#23frying brainpan3
#840fudgecule233
#179furry fur842
#189garish pinky ring23
#13gas can594
#18gator skin246
#345ghost cucumber127
#50ghost pepper3
#163ghost pickle on a stick7
#48ghost thread2
#4ghostly ectoplasm1,768
🥇giant artisanal rice peeler2,863
🥇giant book of ancient carols231
🥇giant breath mint2,699
🥇giant cactus quill6,347
#9giant candy cane74
🥇giant cheesestick1,750
🥇giant clay ashtray1,128
#111giant designer sunglasses35
🥇giant discarded bottlecap19,371
🥇giant discarded plastic fork24,682
🥇giant discarded torn-up glove14,638
🥇giant driftwood sculpture1,480
#4giant fishhook13
🥇giant foam finger18,706
🥉giant giant moth dust5,035
#10giant glass of brandy35
🥈giant grain of protein powder23,733
#25giant green gummi bear32
#30giant green gummi ingot38
#6giant gym membership card413
🥈giant heirloom grape tomato1,646
#5giant jar of protein powder2,118
#240giant marshmallow1
🥇giant motorcycle boots991
🥇giant moxie weed35,703
🥈giant neckbeard5,884
#7giant needle55,767
#51giant pearl4
#4giant penguin keychain992
🥇giant pinky ring41,010
#22giant red gummi bear44
#30giant red gummi ingot36
#7giant safety pin920
#5giant shrimp fork160
🥈giant spider leg563
🥇giant tube of black lipstick144,259
#12giant turkey leg208
#27giant yellow gummi bear31
#31giant yellow gummi ingot30
#4giant yellow hat381
#15gilded trumpet1
🥇ginger beer84
🥈gingerbeard25
#713gingerbread bugbear32
#23gingerbread cigarette4
🥈gingerbread dog treat72
#60gingerbread gavel1
🥉gingerbread hoodie550
#6gingerbread mask85
#6gingerbread mug220
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#62gingerbread pirate3
#20gingerbread restraining order5
#4gingerbread smartphone7,323
🥈gingerbread spice latte333
🥇gingerbread tophat73
🥉gingerbread trousers65
🥇gingerbread waistcoat72
#17gingerbread wine17
#14ginormous pumpkin31
#60glass of baboon milk62
#6glass of raw eggs278
#74gleaming oyster egg8
#47glimmering buzzard feather1
#64glimmering great tit feather1
#46glimmering penguin feather1
#44glimmering phoenix feather1
#73glimmering raven feather1
#143glimmering roc feather1
#46glistening oyster egg15
#63glob of spoiled mayo35
#12glob of undifferentiated tissue383
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#44goat beard261
#268goat cheese98
#44goat cheese pizza352
#55gob of wet hair1,004
#12government requisition form530
#23grain of sand6,276
#54grapefruit450
#73grass blade2
#71grass hat2
#71grass skirt2
#131gray bow tie43
#25gray seashell297
#87green and red bean123
#21green candy heart1,863
#540green glowstick3
#41green pixel3,581
#26green seashell200
#9green slime glob254
#83grilled mooseflank33
#61grog nuts6
#45groping claw2
#14grouchy restless spirit13,352
#258grumpy old man charrrm12
#22guts necklace3
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#617gyroscope4
#28half-orchid482
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#5202handful of confetti1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#134hardened slime belt1
#79hardened slime hat2
🥇hare pin1
#141heavy D1,027
#268hellseal claw100
#183hellseal whisker123
#218helmet turtle347
#522herbal stuffing15
#122hippopotamus skin34
#19hobo dungarees1
#23hobo fortress blueprints4
#21hobo nickel11,605
#7hobo stogie3
#104honey-drenched ham slice30
#50hopping socks6
#85horizontal tango36
#37hot ashes38
#72hot katana blade448
#17hot watered rum2,441
#71hot wine2
#32hothammer2
#306hovering sombrero1
#34huge pumpkin14
#176hushed puppy3
#657hyperbolic plasma focuser3
#316iGoogly81
#68ice stein6
🥈immense cyborg hand3,500
#192interesting-looking twig10
#691invisible bag1
#691ion-pulse modulation stabilizer3
#977irradiated candy cane5
#13jam band bootleg512
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#19jar of squeeze27
#47jazz soap459
#39joybuzzer507
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🥇silver cow creamer1
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#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
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#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#731tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign2
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#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
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#623tiny die-cast factory worker elf3
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#185tiny die-cast killing bird3
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#313tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf6
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#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#175tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming3
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
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#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#20tiny plastic Armory1
#1484tiny plastic Axe Wound5
#17tiny plastic Bar1
#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#774tiny plastic Beelzebozo6
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1064tiny plastic Black Knight7
#787tiny plastic Bonerdagon6
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#17tiny plastic Cafe1
#739tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter5
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#881tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
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#836tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
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#814tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#19tiny plastic Factory1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#1500tiny plastic Felonia3
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1467tiny plastic G Imp5
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#1079tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester7
#611tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist7
#613tiny plastic Hellion12
#944tiny plastic Iiti Kitty8
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#39tiny plastic Knob Goblin King78
#1054tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter7
#1472tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#1250tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist6
#1236tiny plastic Knott Yeti6
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#46tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
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#40tiny plastic Penny1
#2182tiny plastic Protagonist3
#873tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
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#1120tiny plastic Scott the Miner2
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#593tiny plastic Spam Witch12
#1221tiny plastic Spunky Princess6
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#1191tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#1190tiny plastic The Man4
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#667tiny plastic Trouser Snake11
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#685tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer3
#1763tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#420tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll4
#1510tiny plastic angry bugbear5
#866tiny plastic angry space marine4
#1239tiny plastic anime smiley6
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2160tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#1442tiny plastic astronomer5
#3363tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#143tiny plastic barrrnacle96
#956tiny plastic batbugbear3
#1451tiny plastic beanbat5
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#741tiny plastic beebee gunners5
#736tiny plastic beebee queue5
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1110tiny plastic blazing bat2
#1780tiny plastic blooper4
#819tiny plastic brainsweeper9
#1064tiny plastic briefcase bat7
#971tiny plastic bugaboo3
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#1117tiny plastic cavebugbear2
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1502tiny plastic conservationist hippy3
#2150tiny plastic cubist bull3
#1243tiny plastic demoninja6
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
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#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#592tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker12
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#2183tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
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#6154tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
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#438tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire4
#252tiny plastic golden gundam3
#171tiny plastic goth giant36
#1229tiny plastic handsome mariachi6
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#589tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear7
#3904tiny plastic killer bee4
#1244tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box6
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
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#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1124tiny plastic moneybee2
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
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#2154tiny plastic ninja snowman3
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#39tiny plastic passenger car1
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#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
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#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#1112tiny plastic spooky vampire7
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#1083tiny plastic taco cat7
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
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#1035tiny plastic topiary golem7
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#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#53tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
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#12transparent pants6
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🥇tube sock2,409
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#406urinal cake4
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#432vanilla-frosted king cake3
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#21waders10
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#87whale cerebrospinal fluid4
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#44wind-up chattering teeth463
#57wind-up vampire teeth8
#28wintergreen-flavored potato chips1,467
🥇witch's bra1
🥈wolf whistle1
#30wolfskull mask2
#53worksite credentials1
#327wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#65wriggling severed nose2
#41x-ray specs439
🥈yellow candy heart47,289
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#52yellow snowcone426
#421yellow striped oyster egg6
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#15yule grog4
#17yule gruel2,441
#99yummy death watch beetle10
#7zombie accordion2
#19zombie mariachi hat1
#9zombie mariachi pants2
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 4,433,449 items total!

what items are this player missing?