Museum :: the_loath

the_loath_ranger

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#78	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	4
#22	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	38
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#65	Alewife™ Ale	45
#40	Amulet of Yendor	411
#279	Angry Farmer candy	480
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#37	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	5
#59	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#53	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#43	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
#9	Asleep in the Cemetery	130
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#15	BRICKO brick	81,181
#31	BRICKO eye brick	3,043
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#7	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	7
#8	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	28
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#12	Blizzards I Have Died In	21
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#5	Boxing Day Pass	157
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#39	C.H.U.M. knife	17
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1163	CRIMBCO mug	6
#36	CRIMBCO scrip	8,830
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#228	CRIMBCOLOAF	10
#37	Cheer-Up soda	22
#10	Chester's Aquarius medallion	4
#10	Chester's bag of candy	6
#5	Chester's cutoffs	11
#15	Chester's moustache	5
#8	Chester's muscle shirt	5
#11	Chester's sunglasses	3
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#16	Chorale of Companionship	4
#119	Chroner	818
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#17	Climate Colada	5
#25	Cloaca Cola Polar	545
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#65	Crimbeau de toilette	5
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#192	Crimbo Factory surprise box	14
#30	Crimbo candied pecan	1,284
#138	Crimbo food scraps	19
#31	Crimbo fudge	1,217
#26	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,200
#47	Crimbo pie	105
#50	Crimbo salad	9
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#111	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#292	Crimboween memo	30
#66	Crimboysters Rockefeller	9
#11	Crimbuccaneer breeches	14
#10	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	17
#151	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	21
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	7
#112	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	117
#110	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	8
#27	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
#37	Crimbuccaneer shirt	15
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#11	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	12
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#619	Crimbuck	1,593
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#56	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#70	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	216
🥉	Drapes-You-Regally	3
#6	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3,007
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
🥈	Drunkula's silky pants	6
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#146	Elf Army machine parts	3
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#51	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#64	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	3
#85	Elf Guard eyedrops	3
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#8	Elf Guard hotpants	18
#15	Elf Guard insignia (private)	11
#62	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#66	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	3
#8	Elf Guard patrol cap	19
#96	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#30	Elf Guard squirtgun	2
#93	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	10
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#6	Elron's Explosive Etude	8
#12	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	309
#12	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	318
#9	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	578
#18	FantasyRealm key	7
#64	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	254
🥇	French slippers	1
#10	Frosty's arm	5
#18	Frosty's carrot	5
#93	Frosty's frosty mug	20
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#9	Frosty's nailbat	10
#8	Frosty's old silk hat	7
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#122	Game Grid ticket	77
#27	Game Grid token	1,254
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#22	Giant black monolith	5
#231	Goodfella contract	209
#6	Great Wolf's headband	3
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#10	Guzzlr cocktail set	742
#5	Hodgman's almanac	6
#97	Hodgman's blanket	13
#11	Hodgman's bow tie	6
#10	Hodgman's cane	3
#8	Hodgman's garbage sticker	4
#6	Hodgman's harmonica	5
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#11	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	6
#14	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	5
#6	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	9
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#12	Hodgman's metal detector	3
#9	Hodgman's porkpie hat	7
#5	Hodgman's varcolac paw	6
#42	Hollandaise helmet	480
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#81	Jamaican coffee	3
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#65	Kelflar vest	2
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#26	Kissin' Cousins	12
#43	Knob Goblin pants	411
#46	Knob Goblin superseltzer	244
#52	Knob Goblin tongs	395
#265	Knob Goblin visor	24
#4	LOLmec statuette	19
#17	Let Me Be!	36
#46	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	34
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#39	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,426
#143	Mad Train wine	785
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#28	Mark of the Bugbear	11
#26	Mark of the Ghost	11
#17	Mark of the Skeleton	13
#22	Mark of the Vampire	11
#27	Mark of the Werewolf	11
#22	Mark of the Zombie	12
#273	Marquis de Poivre soda	15
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#12	Maxing, Relaxing	31
#119	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	24
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#8	Mayor Ghost's toupee	2
#90	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	111
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#21	Meteorite-Ade	252
#109	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,000
#20	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	734
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#44	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	29
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#18	My First Art of War	47
#5	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	13
#46	New Age healing crystal	168
#8	New Age hurting crystal	490
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#50	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	55
#67	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	43
#50	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	54
#34	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	46
#31	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	41
#29	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	49
#12	Ol' Scratch's ash can	6
#17	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	3
#10	Ol' Scratch's manacles	5
#9	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	5
#95	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	15
#9	Ol' Scratch's stove door	4
#7	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	10
#39	Orcish baseball cap	170
🥉	Orcish frat-paddle	23,035
#8	Oscus's dumpster waders	6
#13	Oscus's flypaper pants	3
#5	Oscus's garbage can lid	11
#7	Oscus's pelt	8
#28	PADL Phone	657
#22	PB&J with the crusts cut off	593
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#17	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#15	Prelude of Precision	7
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#21	Purple Beast energy drink	482
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#21	Rubee™	3,296
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
🥇	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#16	Sensual Massage for Creeps	34
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
🥈	Spelunker of Fortune	53
🥇	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	2
#41	Spirit Precipice	7
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#28	Spring Bros. ID badge	2
#40	Spring Bros. solenoid	10
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#17	Stone Golem pebbles	229
#8	Summer Nights	34
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#705	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4
#721	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
#759	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
#26	Tales from the Fireside	18
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#202	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	20
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#10	The Six-Pack of Pain	12
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#12	Thunkula's drinking cap	2
#126	Tiki lighter	3
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#73	Trainbot circuitry	38
#67	Trainbot linkages	31
#72	Trainbot optics	31
#65	Trainbot plating	32
#66	Trainbot servomotors	34
#177	Trainbot slag	6
#65	Trainbot tubing	35
#4	Travels with Jerry	109
#133	Trollhouse cookies	454
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
🥇	Twitching Television Tattoo	73
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#294	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	10
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#7	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	2
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#354	Wand of Nagamar	15
#6	Wand of Oscus	9
#8	Warms-Your-Tush	2
#38	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	2
#1860	Yummy Tummy bean	48
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#4	Zombo's grievous greaves	10
#8	Zombo's shield	9
#6	Zombo's shoulder blade	6
#10	Zombo's skull ring	4
#11	Zombo's skullcap	6
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#8	absentee voter ballot	56
#53	accidental mutton	1
🥈	agua de vida	5,515
#188	amulet of extreme plot significance	92
#86	ancient stone fist	25
#75	ancient stone head	15
#38	anemoney clip	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#47	antique Canadian lantern	4
#342	antique hand mirror	9
#13	antique nutcracker beard	5
#16	antique nutcracker boots	3
#16	antique nutcracker cape	4
#15	antique nutcracker drumstick	2
#10	antique nutcracker epaulets	3
#60	antique nutcracker figurine	7
#7	antique nutcracker hat	6
#12	antique nutcracker pants	4
#13	antique nutcracker sword	3
#20	antique nutcracker waistcoat	3
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#25	asbestos thermos	32
#306	aspirin	3
#18	astral mushroom	1,584
#374	astronaut pants	23
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#66	automa-bot parts	208
#173	awful poetry journal	1,081
#7427	badass belt	1
#44	bag of airline peanuts	466
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#140	balloon monkey	12
#652	banana	5
#284	banana peel	15
#215	banana smoothie	3
#66	banana spritzer	5
#498	banana-frosted king cake	5
🥇	barrrnacle	50,709
#186	barskin tent	1
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#138	batgut	330
#1291	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#7	battered old top-hat	3
#12	bauxite beret	55
#9	bauxite bow-tie	48
#8	bauxite boxers	43
#168	beanbag chair	3
#33	beaver punch (cherry)	6
#46	beaver punch (papaya)	3
#66	beaver punch (peach)	2
#123	beavermouth	62
#31	bed of coals	14
#36	beer helmet	309
#29	begpwnia	472
#83	bejeweled cufflinks	42
#339	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#6	big bundle of chamoix	77
#32	black and white cracker	7
#51	black candy heart	294
#124	black paisley oyster egg	32
#78	black plastic oyster egg	46
#169	black polka-dot oyster egg	29
#13	black slime glob	11
#280	black striped oyster egg	17
#34	black-and-blue light	1,436
#274	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	23
#575	blue class ring	3
#472	blue glowstick	3
#112	blue paisley oyster egg	25
#59	blue pixel	2,900
#33	blue plasma ball	1,424
#121	blue plastic baby	3
#656	blue plastic oyster egg	7
#157	blue polka-dot oyster egg	20
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#259	blue striped oyster egg	16
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#6	body spradium	341
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#32	bottle of Bloodweiser	7
#5	bottle of lighter fluid	1,690
#102	bottle of rum	1,117
#14	bottle of sewage schnapps	329
#66	bottle of tequila	899
#36	bottle of vodka	1,754
#116	bottle of whiskey	503
#142	bow staff	1
#61	bowl of Jeal-O	156
#7	bowl of fishysoisse	54
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#73	brick	455
#171	brilliant oyster egg	2
#26	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#67	broken skull	747
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#23	brown pixel	456
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#224	brown sugar cane	23
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#705	buckyball	6
#20	bullet-proof corduroys	512
#24	bunch of sea grapes	330
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#145	cabooze	6
#129	can of CRIMBCOLA	15
#545	can of fake snow	1
#363	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	25
#52	candied lime	3
#319	candy cane	119
#156	candy harmonica	4
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#4	candy necktie	441
#1783	candy stake	4
#242	canteen of wine	100
#460	chaos butterfly	340
#47	cheap elven gloves	50
#32	cheap studded belt	1,391
#28	cheap wind-up clock	105
#128	cheer extractor	1
#88	cheer-o-gram	7
#18	cheerful Crimbo sweater	8
#12	cheerful antler hat	8
#14	cheerful pajama pants	7
#36	chest of "pirate gold"	2
#50	chocolate seal-clubbing club	32
#238	chocolate-frosted king cake	9
#102	chocomotive	7
#190	chunk of depleted Grimacite	54
#117	cinnamon machine oil	31
#223	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#37	clown hammer	513
#190	coconut shell	363
#64	coffin lid	36
#80	cog	466
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#6	comfy coffin	103
#147	commemorative war stein	503
#38	communications windchimes	534
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#7	concentrated garbage juice	43
🥇	concentrated magicalness pill	49,037
#15	coney haunch	78
🥉	control crystal	1
#72	corncob pipe	17
#59	corned beet	6
#17	cosmetic football	252
#12	cranberries	5,488
#43	cranberry margarita (brackish)	79
#17	crown-shaped beanie	15
#158	crystalline cheer	767
#48	cute meteoroid	3
#28	cyan seashell	213
#40	cymbal syrup	340
#57	d12	133
#14	dark chocolate egg	54
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#234	dead guy's watch	35
#17	deadly lampshade	36
#171	decaying goldfish liver	48
#47	decorative fountain	278
#43	defective skull	468
#94	delectable fire ant	10
#118	delicious shimmering moth	10
#100	delicious stinkbug	10
#93	demon skin	234
#16	denim jacket	256
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#123	designer handbag	19
#30	digital underground potion	5
#146	dingy planks	2
#88	dirty hobo gloves	326
#131	disco ball	468
#162	disco mask	358
#6	divine blowout	14,312
#8	divine can of silly string	14,390
#12	divine champagne flute	2,552
#5	divine champagne popper	2,490
#7	divine cracker	2,443
#7	divine noisemaker	14,170
#46	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#279	dope wheels	2
#18	dorky glasses	240
#37	drafty drawers	2
#5	dread tarragon	11
#10	dreadful roast	10
#121	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	29
#52	dubious loincloth	1
#42	dull fish scale	406
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#50	ear poison	149
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#51	eerie fetish	1
#31	effervescent potion	558
#168	eldritch effluvium	290
#45	electric Kool-Aid	3
#227	electrical thingamabob	38
#11	electronics kit	830
#14	elemental caipiroska	329
#354	elven limbos gingerbread	37
#221	elven hardtack	13
#61	elven magi-pack	289
#71	elven medi-pack	310
#344	elven moonshine	34
#43	elven socks	56
#223	elven squeeze	11
#1322	elven suicide capsule	14
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#166	empty agua de vida bottle	1,202
#248	empty blowgun	10
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#39	encoder ring	397
#31	ennui-flavored potato chips	1,474
#1383	evil teddy bear	6
#249	exploding hacky-sack	5
#50	explosion-flavored chewing gum	467
#39	extra-spicy bloody mary	500
#74	eyepatch	191
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
🥇	fake cocktail	555
#54	fake fake vomit	469
#40	fake hand	462
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#22	fancy bath salts	1,300
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#126	fancy opera glasses	32
#104	fat stacks of cash	238
#51	festive holiday hat	50
#278	festive sausage	8
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#23	filth-encrusted futon	23
#39	filthy knitted dread sack	317
#282	[2426]fire flower	4
#13	flamin' bindle	22
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#72	flask of egggrog	2
#28	flavored foot massage oil	1,417
#6	flimsy hardwood scraps	671
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#29	foam dart	1,405
#430	foolscap fool's cap	5
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#6	freezin' bindle	43
#257	freightcake	3
#19	fried air	541
#12	frightful feather	1,243
#10	frigid air mattress	39
#14	frozen banquet	88
#211	frozen feather	58
#58	fruit-stuffed rumcake	2
#608	fruitcake	36
#23	frying brainpan	3
#840	fudgecule	233
#179	furry fur	842
#188	garish pinky ring	23
#13	gas can	594
#18	gator skin	246
#345	ghost cucumber	127
#51	ghost pepper	3
#163	ghost pickle on a stick	7
#48	ghost thread	2
#4	ghostly ectoplasm	1,847
🥇	giant artisanal rice peeler	2,863
🥇	giant book of ancient carols	231
🥇	giant breath mint	2,848
🥇	giant cactus quill	6,347
#9	giant candy cane	74
🥇	giant cheesestick	1,750
🥇	giant clay ashtray	1,128
#110	giant designer sunglasses	35
🥇	giant discarded bottlecap	19,371
🥇	giant discarded plastic fork	24,682
🥇	giant discarded torn-up glove	14,638
🥇	giant driftwood sculpture	1,480
#4	giant fishhook	13
🥇	giant foam finger	18,706
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#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#846	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	9
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#1720	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#1112	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2293	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1771	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1259	tiny plastic warwelf	6
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1473	tiny plastic zmobie	5
#29	tiny slimy cyst	117
#238	toast	5,488
#278	tofurkey gravy	30
#334	tofurkey leg	25
#325	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#22	tonguebone	3
#49	tonic djinn	44
#1398	toothsome rock	5
#122	toy hoverpad	193
#502	toy jet pack	15
#580	toy ray gun	15
#539	toy space helmet	15
#1197	toy wheel	5
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#143	transparent nog	3
#12	transparent pants	6
#9	transporter transponder	1,508
#316	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#202	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#48	trick coin	3
#132	tropical paperweight	3
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#123	tube of dread wax	51
🥇	tube sock	2,409
#157	turtle totem	443
#433	unstable DNA	121
#60	unstable laser battery	225
#26	upsy daisy	786
#406	urinal cake	4
#52	vampire chowder	39
#432	vanilla-frosted king cake	3
#28	vengeful spirit	2
#16	very small red dress	465
#29	vial of hot blood	3
#307	vibrating cyborg knife	13
#593	vitachoconutriment capsule	9
#201	volcanic ash	32
#27	wad of slimy rags	53
#21	waders	10
#26	walrus-tusk earring	74
#487	warbear whosit	58
#89	whale cerebrospinal fluid	4
#61	whalecake	1
#7	white balloon	466,275
#19	white candy heart	3,158
#78	white pixel	1,000
#49	whoopie cushion	429
#42	wind-up chattering teeth	472
#57	wind-up vampire teeth	8
#27	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,467
🥇	witch's bra	1
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#30	wolfskull mask	2
#52	worksite credentials	1
#328	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#41	x-ray specs	439
🥈	yellow candy heart	47,289
#439	yellow glowstick	3
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#30	yellow seashell	239
#53	yellow snowcone	426
#421	yellow striped oyster egg	6
#540	yeti fur	172
#15	yule grog	4
#17	yule gruel	2,441
#99	yummy death watch beetle	10
#7	zombie accordion	2
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 4,443,132 items total!

what items are this player missing?