| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #94 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #4 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #2088 | box of sunshine | 62 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #54 | festive sausage | 44 |
| #51 | holiday cheese log | 43 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |