| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #91 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #735 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #2089 | box of sunshine | 62 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #53 | festive sausage | 44 |
| #50 | holiday cheese log | 43 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |