| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | 17-ball | 11 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #102 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 2 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #99 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #91 | Ancient Saucehelm | 15 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 32 |
| #39 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 47 |
| 🥈 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 184 |
| 🥈 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1,511 |
| #7 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 111 |
| #7 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 111 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #197 | Bonerdagon necklace | 48 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #613 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #255 | Boss Bat britches | 52 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #19 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #94 | Carpathian longsword | 7 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #23 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #85 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 57 |
| #64 | Colander of Em-er'il | 17 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #9 | Colera Peste Nebbiolo | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #26 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Counterclockwise Watch | 11 |
| #83 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbo stocking | 3 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #524 | Crown of the Goblin King | 48 |
| 🥈 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 11 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #68 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 18 |
| #19 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #64 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 23 |
| #85 | Elder Turtle Shell | 15 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #27 | En Una Fila Tequila | 3 |
| #24 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #23 | Ent cider | 999 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #7 | French-Transylvanian Dictionary | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| 🥈 | Groll doll | 12,345 |
| #10 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #7 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #39 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #18 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 2 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #70 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #59 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #13 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 2 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| 🥇 | LOV Elixir #9 | 2,323 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #16 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #95 | Liam's mail | 5 |
| #91 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Living to Drink, Drinking to Live | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion tattoo needle | 1 |
| #26 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #49 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #7 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #157 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #53 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 2 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #112 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 4 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #18 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #88 | Mysterious Black Box | 23 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 23,000 |
| 🥈 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 11 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Rad Lib | 23,456 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #167 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #105 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 16 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #27 | Source essence | 111,111 |
| #17 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #121 | Spookyraven signet | 3 |
| #472 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #94 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| 🥇 | Talisman of Baio | 11 |
| 🥇 | Talisman of Bakula | 11 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 11 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #108 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #21 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #102 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 4 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #46 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1,111 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 crate | 2 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #13 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #68 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | aviator goggles | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #413 | badass belt | 105 |
| 🥉 | bag of foreign bribes | 1,846 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | black slime glob | 161 |
| #7 | black snowcone | 263 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blank white card | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #23 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #82 | bow | 5 |
| #19 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #182 | box of sunshine | 2,323 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #9 | breakfast miracle | 43 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #96 | burnt snowpants | 6 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #103 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #9 | cookbookbat book | 1 |
| #49 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| 🥇 | creepy voodoo doll | 23,000 |
| #4 | crushed steamer trunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Royal tea | 1,111 |
| #4 | cursed tricorn hat | 1 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| 🥈 | defective Game Grid token | 11 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #5 | disconnected intergnat | 2 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| 🥇 | divine blowout | 460,000 |
| 🥇 | divine can of silly string | 460,000 |
| 🥇 | divine noisemaker | 460,000 |
| #6 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 17 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #6 | drippy orb | 4 |
| #8 | drippy stein | 11 |
| #97 | duct tape | 543 |
| #146 | easter egg balloon | 105 |
| 🥈 | eldritch effluvium | 333,333 |
| #13 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #219 | epic wad | 2 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| 🥇 | familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #1062 | filthy lucre | 23 |
| #41 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #88 | fleshy lump | 9 |
| #125 | frigid derringer | 3 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #100 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #8 | golden monkey statuette | 1 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #95 | haunted bindle | 7 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| 🥉 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 11 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | hypnodisk | 11 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| 🥈 | incredibly dense meat gem | 11 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 111 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #15 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | lint | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #257 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 7 |
| #203 | magical pony: Pearjack | 9 |
| #211 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 10 |
| #273 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #185 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 12 |
| #212 | magical pony: Uniquity | 9 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #212 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #10 | moaiball | 1 |
| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #11 | mutant cactus bud | 7 |
| #15 | mutant fire ant egg | 3 |
| #10 | mutant gila monster egg | 7 |
| #11 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 6 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #109 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | optimal spreadsheet | 11 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #69 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #84 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #5 | piece of wedding cake | 11,111 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #5 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 3 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 2 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #94 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #9 | potato jacket | 1 |
| #9 | potted tea tree | 2 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #20 | pumpkin spice whorl | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #11 | radio button candy | 85 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| 🥇 | repaid diaper | 11 |
| #46 | replica bat-oomerang | 13 |
| #456 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #64 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #824 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #68 | severed rocking horse head | 7 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #133 | smellbook | 1 |
| #101 | smoldering bagel punch | 4 |
| #7 | snowman-enchanting tophat | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #45 | special edition Batfellow comic | 2 |
| #8 | spice melange | 111 |
| #245 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #139 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #197 | stainless steel scarf | 14 |
| #291 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #150 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
| #148 | stainless steel slacks | 15 |
| #131 | stainless steel solitaire | 14 |
| #178 | stainless steel suspenders | 17 |
| #124 | standards and practices guide | 3 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #8 | status cymbal | 4 |
| #24 | stinky cheese ball | 2 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #58 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1211 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #71 | tie-dyed fannypack | 6 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic sword | 3 |
| #222 | towel | 42 |
| #96 | toy accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | ultimate wad | 11 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #16 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #1498 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #16 | very fancy whiskey | 23 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| 🥈 | void burger | 2,829 |
| 🥈 | void lager | 2,829 |
| 🥉 | void shard | 13 |
| 🥈 | void stone | 2,829 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| 🥈 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1,058 |
| #32 | warehouse key | 23 |
| #33 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 23 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #13 | yellow puck | 1 |
| 🥉 | yellow puck with a bow on it | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | zombie pineal gland | 529 |