SwordsRCool

RankItemQuantity
#6"DEBBIE" tattoo kit1
#149"DRINK ME" potion257
#90"KICK ME" sign3
#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#5741-ball7
#581.21 jigawatts3
#3511-leaf clover93
#5641337 7r0uZ0RZ9
#1418-picohertz resonator crystal1
#301952 Mickey Mantle card420
#4652-ball9
#2533-ball22
#43830669 scroll16
#36033398 scroll50
#162334 scroll41
#2637x37x37 puzzle cube333
#2864-ball19
#574:20 bomb4
#4015-ball11
#10726-ball2
#464067 scroll400
#3817-Foot Dwarven mattock7
#1717-ball47
#3958-ball68
#2199-ball5
#3599.44% pure math1
#60A Light that Never Goes Out1
#97Accordion of Jordion1
#22Affirmation Cookie38
#56Agitated Turkey1
#187Alewifeâ„¢ Ale5
#213Alice's Army Alchemist2
#171Alice's Army Bowman2
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#67Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#16Alice's Army Foil Swordsman5
#257Alice's Army Guard1
#246Alice's Army Halberder1
#223Alice's Army Lanceman1
#260Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#253Alice's Army Ninja1
#256Alice's Army Nurse1
#257Alice's Army Page1
#265Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#249Alice's Army Spearsman1
#74Alice's Army Swordsman20
#254Alice's Army Wallman1
#1323Ancient Saucehelm2
#169Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#11Arrrmetia trading card18
🥈Artist's Butterknife of Regret151
#26Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness10
#5Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury76
#6Artist's Spatula of Despair51
#43Artist's Whisk of Misery3
#335Asleep in the Cemetery5
#81Atomic Comic4
#77Atomic Pop13
#24BACON25,711
#22BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt26
#19BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt31
#610BGE merchandise order form5
#235BGE temporary tattoo4
#33BGE tiny plastic toy20
#27BOOtonniere3
#18BRICKO bat5
#39BRICKO brick17,326
#47BRICKO elephant1
#77BRICKO eye brick1,148
#16BRICKO hat10
#60BRICKO ooze1
#10BRICKO pearl127
#22BRICKO python2
#105BRICKO reactor1
#5BRICKO sword245
🥉BRICKO trunk206
#13BRICKO turtle21
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1397Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#32Bastille Battalion cheese wheel8
#15Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher25
#25Bastille Battalion tattoo kit2
#184Beach Buck1
#135Belt of Howling Anger3
#368Better Than Cuddling Cake5
#8Bicycle2
#40Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook11
#390Blackfly Chardonnay7
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#814Blizzards I Have Died In1
#149Blood 'n' Plenty1
#210Blood Light21
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2383Bonerdagon necklace1
#5Bonestabber17
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#93Booke of Vampyric Knowledge2
#116Boozehounds Anonymous token8
#424Boris's key lime pie1
#499Boris's ring3
#1676Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#37Boxing Day Pass10
#94Bram's choker1
#731Brimstone Chicken Sandwich4
#1056Bulky Buddy Box2
#35Bustle Hustler4
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
#246C.H.U.M. chum2
#95C.H.U.M. knife9
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#111CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)5
#18CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)18
#22CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)14
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#260CRIMBCOLOAF9
#91CSA discount card100
#13CSA obedience grenade1,501
#82Candicaine1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#43Cheer-Up soda19
#9Choco-Mint patty231
#4Chori Zo trading card110
#53Chroner1,815
#17Chroner trigger1
#111Claybender glasses3
#386Cloaca-Cola knapsack6
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#38Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration8
#1870Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#141Coinspiracy5
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#195Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket6
#26Convincing People You Can See The Future1
#672Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#38Cornbeefadon3
#115Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket10
#785Corpse Island iced tea6
#134Cosmic Calorie38
#236Crimbo Candy Cookbook23
#8Crimbo Carol tattoo kit5
#6Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit6
#19Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit2
#31Crimbo Factory surprise box60
#98Crimbo candied pecan301
#105Crimbo candle2
#19Crimbo dog sweater1
#110Crimbo fudge284
#46Crimbo paste4
#128Crimbo peppermint bark199
#384Crimbo pie5
#15Crimbo salad36
🥈Crimbo smile1
#16Crimbo stockings1
#39Crimbo tattoo kit3
#97Crimbo ukulele2
#94Crimbo wreath6
#86Crimbojito3
#58Crimbolex watch2
#6Crimbomega drive chain16
#96Crimbonium fuel rod29
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#20Crimbot battery180
#53Crimbot schematic: Big Head102
#12Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel47
#13Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher64
#15Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper1
#38Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw1
#94Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter6
#138Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder3
#14Crimbot schematic: Crab Core39
#90Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso6
#6Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head74
#14Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun45
#60Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun9
#15Crimbot schematic: Gun Face1
#43Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs15
#13Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads57
#93Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs57
#12Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan51
#26Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack1
#53Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite11
#295Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise7
#206Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis6
#7Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder68
#10Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module71
#35Crimbot schematic: Power Arm171
#6Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler187
#17Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head45
#54Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker36
#273Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun8
#41Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet49
#181Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis18
#23Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet24
#21Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower2
#9Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs2
🥇Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball6
#195Crimboween memo45
#126Crimboysters Rockefeller2
#1848Crown of the Goblin King10
#28D roll344
#4Das Überkühlraum trading card38
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#20Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe62
#104Dennis's blessing of Minerva2
#33Dinsey Whinskey1
#9Dinsey face paint6
#16Dinsey food-cone4
#1697Disco 'Fro Pick2
#4Disgeist94
#235Divine2
#24Dogsgotnonoz pills15
#8Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat2
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#634Double Bacon Beelzeburger6
#153Dramaticâ„¢ range10
#159Dreadsylvanian Almanac page32
#15Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned1
#13Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy1
#16Dreadsylvanian grimlet2
#5Dreadsylvanian hemlock2
#4Dreadsylvanian hot pocket2
#22Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket1
#24Drip harness1
#4Dripwood slab1
#98Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice1
#1133Drowsy Sword11
#13Drunk Uncles holo-record3
#52Drunken Neurologist1
#4Drunkula's bell1
#107Duskwalker fangs3
#1671Dyspepsi-Cola6
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#193Dyspepsi-Cola helmet11
#333Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#9EMD holo-record5
#25Earring of Fire3
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#153Effermintâ„¢ tablets13
#70El Vibrato power sphere24
#47El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)2
#31El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)7
#14El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)24
#23El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)20
#19El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)11
#12El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)14
#56El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)7
#67El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)5
#14El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)57
#15El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)49
#13El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)40
#29Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror2
#20Ellsbury's skull4
#33Eye and a Twist2
#958FDKOL commendation2
#307FDKOL hotcakes10
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#62Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium4
#116FantasyRealm Mage's Hat3
#146FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm1
#9FantasyRealm guest pass9
#708Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots4
#78Flamin' Whatshisname4
#51Flaskfull of Hollow293
#6Frankly Mr. Shank30
#320Frat Army FGF7
#29Freddie's blessing of Mercury21
#176Freddy Kruegerand18
#286Friendliness Beverage1
#25Friendly Turkey5
#67Frigid Northern Beans1
#20Frogade103
#62Fromage Pinotage2
#12Frostâ„¢ brand sword41
#83Frosty's arm1
#431Frosty's frosty mug3
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#12Frown Exerciser5
🥈Fuzzby1
#63Fuzzy Tentacle1
#274Gaia beads10
#24Game Grid ticket1,901
#71Game Grid token156
#38GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine278
#52Gathered Meat-Clip301
#30Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire11
#47Genalenâ„¢ Bottle115
#8Gene Tonic: Constellation50
🥇Gene Tonic: Humanoid1,300
#37General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket50
#91Gets-You-Drunk1
#58Ghost Pinching Quarterly2
#743Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#130Gnollish toolbox54
#5Gnomish toolbox74
#351Go-Wassail51
#5Golden Kokomo Resort Chip4
#23Golden Light3
#15Gorillape1
#7Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)16
#67Great Older Fashioned1
#892Green Clover of Justice2
🥉Grim Brothers' story book21
#74Groll doll10
#619Gummi-Gnauga2
#9Guzzlr application2
#21Hairpiece On Fire13
#22Half a Purse3
#17Hand in Glove5
#18Happy Birthday, Claude! cake569
#36Haunted Sorority House staff guide127
#547Heimandatz's heart3
#41Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans1
#6Hell and How I Bent It1
#383Hell ramen5
#66Hellfire Spicy Beans1
#39Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie1
#515Hippy Army MPE2
#135Hodgman's blanket10
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#28Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top3
#18Holiday Fun!588
#5Hollandaise helmet8,390
#48Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope5
#28How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying1
#22How to Avoid Scams2,562
#167How to Play Othello1
#15Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace2
#11Ice-Cold Beer Ring4
#21Ice-Cold Beerring2
#471Iiti Kitty phone charm3
#14Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos2
#1379Imp Ale18
#346Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
🥉Inndya trading card108
#26Inner Strength8
#163Inner Truth3
#14Inner Wisdom13
#619Instant Karma7
#998Iron Beta of Industry4
#408Jack-in-the-box15
#432Jarlsberg's earring3
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#184Jarlsberg's key lime pie5
#17Jarlsberg's pan1
#78Jefferson wings3
#42Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine1
#621Jocko Homo's head3
#23Jokester makeup10
#271Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet8
#1017Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#12Kentucky-fried meat sword15
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#7Kevlar balloon100
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#4Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card65
#100Knob Goblin Mutagen16
#181Knob Goblin Uberpants3
#82Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar11
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#585Knob Goblin elite pants5
#277Knob Goblin elite polearm19
#45Knob Goblin firecracker667
#781Knob Goblin harem pants2
#455Knob Goblin harem veil7
#118Knob Goblin lunchbox14
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#448Knob Goblin pants17
#385Knob Goblin scimitar24
#737Knob Goblin seltzer2
#747Knob Goblin spatula1
#472Knob Goblin tongs18
#69Knob Goblin visor227
#16Knob Kitchen grab-bag23
#126Knob mushroom117
#75KoL Con 13 T-shirt24
#11Kokomo Resort Chip102
#35Kokomo Resort Order Pad10
#9Kokomo Resort Pass372
🥈Krampus Horn1
#488L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate1
#6LCD game: Burger Belt632
#6LCD game: Food Eater637
#4LCD game: Garbage River2,026
#309LED block4
#6LOV Elixir #3419
#5LOV Elixir #6558
#12LOV Elixir #993
#8LOV Entrance Pass4
🥇LWA ring1
#816La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#455Lars the Cyberian1
#6LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing4
#4Lazenby's Life Lesson2
#14Lepardner1
#729Let Me Be!2
#8Little Crimson Book11
#47Lobos Mints16
#40Lolsipop8
#127Lord Soggyraven's Slippers1
#1304Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet18
#222Loudmouth Larry Lamprey263
#26Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them1
#17Lucky Strikes holo-record1
#62Lucky Surprise Egg166
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#10Lump-Stacking for Beginners1
#335M-24223
#864Mad Train wine46
#166Mae West6
#593MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech12
#9Mallomarbles28
#14Mansquito Serum1
#31Mark of the Bugbear10
#50Mark of the Ghost5
#7Mark of the Skeleton30
#129Mark of the Werewolf1
#10Mark of the Zombie25
#445Marquis de Poivre soda2
#11Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery62
#104Maxwell's Silver Hammer30
#42McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade162
#7Meat maid73
#15Mechamelion1
#561Meleegraâ„¢ pills12
#8Memory Disk, Alpha11
#24Mer-kin begsign6
#70Mer-kin breastplate3
#79Mer-kin cancerstick1
#8Mer-kin cheatsheet33
#169Mer-kin cookiestove3
#47Mer-kin dragbelt2
#46Mer-kin eyeglasses2
#39Mer-kin gutgirdle2
#40Mer-kin hallpass1
#60Mer-kin healscroll20
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#72Mer-kin killscroll10
#16Mer-kin lunchbox15
#111Mer-kin pressureglobe1
#63Mer-kin roundshield4
#43Mer-kin stopwatch2
#54Mer-kin takebag12
#58Mer-kin thingpouch23
#10Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance1
#300Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses3
#34Meteorite-Ade28
#597Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler5
#58Microplushie: Bropane173
#69Microplushie: Dorkonide55
#57Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid82
#62Microplushie: Fauxnerditide38
#61Microplushie: Gothochondria133
#72Microplushie: Hippylase175
#59Microplushie: Hipsterine20
#60Microplushie: Hobomosome94
#57Microplushie: Otakulone215
#55Microplushie: Raverdrine118
#56Microplushie: Sororitrate165
#5MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher13
#236Miniborg beeper2
#223Miniborg hiveminder2
#42Miniborg laser11
#275Miniborg stomper2
#67Mint Yulep2
#269Misty Robe4
#1632Mob Penguin cellular phone4
#726Mohawk wig4
#45Mon Tiki61
#455Monstar energy beverage4
🥉Morbidda trading card102
#27Mortimer's nostrum30
#66Morto Moreto3
#572Mountain Stream soda16
#40Mr. Burnsger1
#17Mr. Haggis246
#64Mr. Joe's bangles18
#29Mudflap-Girl Earring2
#18Mudflap-Girl Necklace2
#35Mudflap-Girl Ring2
#91Muschat1
#9My Life of Crime, a Memoir2
#4Mylar balloon500
#91Mysterious Black Box21
#11Mysterious Blue Box366
#14Mysterious Green Box326
#632NPZR chemistry set1
#18Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle13
🥈Nayztameetjoo trading card68
#109Necrotelicomnicon7
#158Neuromancer5
#129New Cloaca-Cola1
#300New Zealand iced tea10
#850Nickel Gamma of Frugality4
#17Nose Ring of Putrescence3
#18Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I272
#23Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II245
#15Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III313
#14Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV92
#8Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V192
#8Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI189
#146Nuclear Blastball11
#16O207
#160Oil of Parrrlay20
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#114Ol' Scratch's salad fork13
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#79Orangemageddon wine cooler1
#424Orcish baseball cap6
#434Orcish cargo shorts5
#309Orcish meat locker1
#34Oscus's garbage can lid2
#194Oscus's pelt1
#45Othello's dagger4
#268PADL Phone27
#39PB&BP6
#66Pack of Alice's Army Cards151
#14Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards2
#10Paint A Vulgar Pitcher100
#1598Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#66Pendant of Fire1
#245Pine-Fresh air freshener13
#464Pink Heart of Spirit2
#11PirateRealm guest pass2
🥉Pocket Professor memory chip40
🥈Poison Oak trading card152
#23Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip37
#35Pokëmann figurine: Duck22
#21Pokëmann figurine: Frank14
#8Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump71
#12Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking50
#11Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan64
#13Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap56
#5Pokëmann figurine: Moog57
#5Pokëmann figurine: Nothing79
#24Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu47
#7Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth41
#15Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf55
#15Pokëmann figurine: Twitter61
#130Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite13
#36Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth27
#99Polka Pop10
🥉Pop Art: a Guide6
#56Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans3
#57Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit8
🥈Princess Rutabaga trading card170
#146Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket8
#200Professor What T-Shirt2
🥉Psycho From The Heat3
#119Psychotic Train wine3
#136Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit10
#62Rad Lib12
#7Raggedy Hippy doll500
#165Red Rover BB gun23
#49Red X Shield4
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#19Riker's Search History2
#100Ring of Fire1
#68Roman sadnals6
#6Roo trading card50
#74Rubeeâ„¢37
#36Russian Ice20
#68S.A.V.E. flyer6
#19S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.1
#87S.T.L.T.1
#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#15Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle14
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#26Satan hat1
#34Sazuruk-hai3
#1139Scalp of Gorgolok3
#19Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle15
#789Schrödinger's thermos6
#125Science Notebook1
#6Serenity trading card40
#212Shivering Chèvre2
#219Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
#23Shot of Kardashian Gin17
#92Shot of the Living Dead1
#11Shrieking Weasel holo-record7
#282Sinful Desires2
#24Single Alice's Army Foil1
#46Sizzling Sinner2
#47Skullhead's Screw10
#38Skully's hot chocolate3
#45Slimebite3
#62Sloe Comfortable Zoo1
#87Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire1
🥈Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook2
#6Slotter2
#392Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags2
#15Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle18
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#84Sneaky Pete's key lime pie18
#566Snow Queen Crown2
#21Source shades1
🥇Source terminal ASHRAM chip664
#12Source terminal CRAM chip1
🥈Source terminal DIAGRAM chip514
#5Source terminal GRAM chip5
🥉Source terminal INGRAM chip285
#10Source terminal PRAM chip1
🥇Source terminal SCRAM chip574
#7Source terminal TRAM chip1
🥈Source terminal TRIGRAM chip568
#4Source terminal file: compress.edu230
#4Source terminal file: cram.ext274
🥈Source terminal file: critical.enh371
🥈Source terminal file: damage.enh352
🥉Source terminal file: dram.ext263
🥉Source terminal file: duplicate.edu279
#4Source terminal file: familiar.ext444
#5Source terminal file: gram.ext294
🥉Source terminal file: portscan.edu314
🥉Source terminal file: pram.ext382
🥈Source terminal file: protect.enq309
#4Source terminal file: spam.ext380
🥈Source terminal file: stats.enq334
🥈Source terminal file: substats.enh313
🥉Source terminal file: tram.ext347
🥉Source terminal file: turbo.edu314
#10Space Baby children's book12
#6Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook3
#12Space Tourist Phaser247
#146Space Tours Tripple6
#43Spacegate Research100
#4Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise10
#4Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot9
#5Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb5
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#11Spelunker's Guild prize sack3
#129Spirit Precipice1
#185Spooky Surprise Egg96
#51Squat-Thrust Magazine41
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#24Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals2
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#50Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#71Star Spawn2
#6Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)82
#8Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)91
#7Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)74
#14Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)28
#7Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)115
#10Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)45
#9Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)82
#12Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)59
🥉Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)157
#4Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)111
🥈Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)257
#6Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)114
#4Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)154
#6Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)119
#6Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)127
#112Stone Golem pebbles7
#50Stooper2
#15Straypler1
#437Sugar Cog4
#80Summer Nights9
#8Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword27
#7Super Magic Power Sword X146
#18Superdrifter holo-record1
#555Supernova Champagne3
#19Sweet Sword23
#211Sword of Dark Omens1
#111T.U.R.D.S. Key8
#288Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro50
#90Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita213
#123Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco148
#207Tales from the Fireside5
#33Tales of Spelunking11
#4Tales of Western Braggadoccio1
#523Tales of a Kansas Toymaker5
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#1566Tasty Fun Good rice candy5
#33Tea, Earl Grey, Hot1
#143Tears of the Quiet Healer15
#32Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart24
#74Temps Tempranillo2
#256The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones5
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#19The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle13
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🥉training scroll: Shattering Punch30
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#168twinkly wad2,000
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#84unbearable light4
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#4uncapped blue lava bottle3
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#260wang9
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
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#1583yeti fur4
#606yohohoyo1
#102yule pup1
#45zombie7
#756zombie pineal gland6

Wow, that's 446,052 items total!

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