Museum :: SwordsRCool

SwordsRCool

Rank	Item	Quantity
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#148	"DRINK ME" potion	257
#94	"KICK ME" sign	3
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#574	1-ball	7
#58	1.21 jigawatts	3
#34	11-leaf clover	93
#564	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	9
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#30	1952 Mickey Mantle card	420
#464	2-ball	9
#253	3-ball	22
#438	30669 scroll	16
#360	33398 scroll	50
#162	334 scroll	41
#27	37x37x37 puzzle cube	333
#286	4-ball	19
#57	4:20 bomb	4
#401	5-ball	11
#1072	6-ball	2
#4	64067 scroll	400
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#171	7-ball	47
#393	8-ball	68
#219	9-ball	5
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#22	Affirmation Cookie	38
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#188	Alewife™ Ale	5
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#16	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	5
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#74	Alice's Army Swordsman	20
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#11	Arrrmetia trading card	18
🥈	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	151
#26	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	10
#5	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	76
#6	Artist's Spatula of Despair	51
#43	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#76	Atomic Pop	13
#25	BACON	25,711
#22	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	26
#19	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	31
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#33	BGE tiny plastic toy	20
#27	BOOtonniere	3
#18	BRICKO bat	5
#39	BRICKO brick	17,326
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#76	BRICKO eye brick	1,148
#16	BRICKO hat	10
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#10	BRICKO pearl	127
#21	BRICKO python	2
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#5	BRICKO sword	245
🥉	BRICKO trunk	206
#13	BRICKO turtle	21
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#32	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	8
#15	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	25
#25	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#186	Beach Buck	1
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#8	Bicycle	2
#40	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	11
#390	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#210	Blood Light	21
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#5	Bonestabber	17
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#36	Boxing Day Pass	10
#94	Bram's choker	1
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#36	Bustle Hustler	4
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#18	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	18
#21	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	14
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#91	CSA discount card	100
#13	CSA obedience grenade	1,501
#83	Candicaine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#42	Cheer-Up soda	19
#9	Choco-Mint patty	231
#4	Chori Zo trading card	110
#52	Chroner	1,815
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#112	Claybender glasses	3
#385	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#38	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	8
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#143	Coinspiracy	5
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#195	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#37	Cornbeefadon	3
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#785	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#134	Cosmic Calorie	38
#235	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	23
#8	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	5
#7	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	6
#20	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#31	Crimbo Factory surprise box	60
#101	Crimbo candied pecan	301
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#111	Crimbo fudge	284
#47	Crimbo paste	4
#128	Crimbo peppermint bark	199
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#15	Crimbo salad	36
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#39	Crimbo tattoo kit	3
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#94	Crimbo wreath	6
#86	Crimbojito	3
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#6	Crimbomega drive chain	16
#96	Crimbonium fuel rod	29
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#20	Crimbot battery	180
#52	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	102
#11	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	47
#12	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	64
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#94	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	6
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#14	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	39
#89	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	6
#6	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	74
#14	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	45
#60	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#43	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	15
#13	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	57
#92	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	57
#11	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	51
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#53	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	11
#294	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#206	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	6
#6	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	68
#10	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	71
#34	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	171
#6	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	187
#16	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	45
#53	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	36
#272	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#40	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	49
#180	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	18
#22	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	24
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	6
#195	Crimboween memo	45
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#1851	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#27	D roll	344
#4	Das Überkühlraum trading card	38
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#19	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	62
#104	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#10	Dinsey face paint	6
#16	Dinsey food-cone	4
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#4	Disgeist	94
#235	Divine	2
#24	Dogsgotnonoz pills	15
#8	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#160	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	32
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#5	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	2
#4	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#13	Drunk Uncles holo-record	3
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#1670	Dyspepsi-Cola	6
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#9	EMD holo-record	5
#24	Earring of Fire	3
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#155	Effermint™ tablets	13
#70	El Vibrato power sphere	24
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#31	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	7
#14	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	24
#23	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	20
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	11
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	14
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	7
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
#14	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	57
#15	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	49
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	40
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#20	Ellsbury's skull	4
#32	Eye and a Twist	2
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#62	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	4
#115	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	3
#145	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#8	FantasyRealm guest pass	9
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#78	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#51	Flaskfull of Hollow	293
#6	Frankly Mr. Shank	30
#321	Frat Army FGF	7
#28	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	21
#177	Freddy Kruegerand	18
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#25	Friendly Turkey	5
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#20	Frogade	103
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#12	Frost™ brand sword	41
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#430	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#12	Frown Exerciser	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#274	Gaia beads	10
#24	Game Grid ticket	1,901
#71	Game Grid token	156
#38	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	278
#52	Gathered Meat-Clip	301
#30	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	11
#47	Genalen™ Bottle	115
#8	Gene Tonic: Constellation	50
🥇	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1,300
#37	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	50
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#130	Gnollish toolbox	54
#5	Gnomish toolbox	74
#351	Go-Wassail	51
#5	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	4
#24	Golden Light	3
#15	Gorillape	1
#7	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	16
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
🥉	Grim Brothers' story book	21
#75	Groll doll	10
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#8	Guzzlr application	2
#21	Hairpiece On Fire	13
#22	Half a Purse	3
#19	Hand in Glove	5
#18	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	569
#35	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	127
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#6	Hell and How I Bent It	1
#383	Hell ramen	5
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#39	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#136	Hodgman's blanket	10
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#28	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#19	Holiday Fun!	588
#5	Hollandaise helmet	8,390
#48	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	5
#28	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	1
#22	How to Avoid Scams	2,562
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#11	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	4
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#14	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	2
#1379	Imp Ale	18
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
🥉	Inndya trading card	108
#26	Inner Strength	8
#165	Inner Truth	3
#14	Inner Wisdom	13
#624	Instant Karma	7
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#407	Jack-in-the-box	15
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#184	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#78	Jefferson wings	3
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#23	Jokester makeup	10
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#12	Kentucky-fried meat sword	15
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#7	Kevlar balloon	100
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#4	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	65
#100	Knob Goblin Mutagen	16
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#82	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	11
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#585	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#277	Knob Goblin elite polearm	19
#46	Knob Goblin firecracker	667
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#456	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#118	Knob Goblin lunchbox	14
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#448	Knob Goblin pants	17
#385	Knob Goblin scimitar	24
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#472	Knob Goblin tongs	18
#69	Knob Goblin visor	227
#16	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	23
#126	Knob mushroom	117
#74	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	24
#11	Kokomo Resort Chip	102
#35	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	10
#9	Kokomo Resort Pass	372
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#5	LCD game: Burger Belt	632
#5	LCD game: Food Eater	637
#4	LCD game: Garbage River	2,026
#309	LED block	4
#6	LOV Elixir #3	419
#5	LOV Elixir #6	558
#12	LOV Elixir #9	93
#8	LOV Entrance Pass	4
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#6	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	4
#4	Lazenby's Life Lesson	2
#14	Lepardner	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#8	Little Crimson Book	11
#47	Lobos Mints	16
#39	Lolsipop	8
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#1306	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	18
#221	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	263
#25	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	1
#17	Lucky Strikes holo-record	1
#62	Lucky Surprise Egg	166
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#336	M-242	23
#864	Mad Train wine	46
#166	Mae West	6
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#9	Mallomarbles	28
#14	Mansquito Serum	1
#31	Mark of the Bugbear	10
#50	Mark of the Ghost	5
#7	Mark of the Skeleton	30
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#10	Mark of the Zombie	25
#444	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#11	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	62
#104	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	30
#42	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	162
#7	Meat maid	73
#15	Mechamelion	1
#561	Meleegra™ pills	12
#8	Memory Disk, Alpha	11
#24	Mer-kin begsign	6
#71	Mer-kin breastplate	3
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#8	Mer-kin cheatsheet	33
#170	Mer-kin cookiestove	3
#47	Mer-kin dragbelt	2
#46	Mer-kin eyeglasses	2
#39	Mer-kin gutgirdle	2
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#61	Mer-kin healscroll	20
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#72	Mer-kin killscroll	10
#16	Mer-kin lunchbox	15
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#63	Mer-kin roundshield	4
#44	Mer-kin stopwatch	2
#54	Mer-kin takebag	12
#59	Mer-kin thingpouch	23
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#300	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	3
#34	Meteorite-Ade	28
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#57	Microplushie: Bropane	173
#68	Microplushie: Dorkonide	55
#56	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	82
#63	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	38
#60	Microplushie: Gothochondria	133
#72	Microplushie: Hippylase	175
#59	Microplushie: Hipsterine	20
#59	Microplushie: Hobomosome	94
#56	Microplushie: Otakulone	215
#56	Microplushie: Raverdrine	118
#56	Microplushie: Sororitrate	165
#5	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	13
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#42	Miniborg laser	11
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#67	Mint Yulep	2
#269	Misty Robe	4
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#727	Mohawk wig	4
#45	Mon Tiki	61
#456	Monstar energy beverage	4
🥉	Morbidda trading card	102
#27	Mortimer's nostrum	30
#66	Morto Moreto	3
#571	Mountain Stream soda	16
#42	Mr. Burnsger	1
#17	Mr. Haggis	246
#64	Mr. Joe's bangles	18
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#91	Muschat	1
#9	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	2
#4	Mylar balloon	500
#92	Mysterious Black Box	21
#11	Mysterious Blue Box	366
#14	Mysterious Green Box	326
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#18	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	13
🥈	Nayztameetjoo trading card	68
#109	Necrotelicomnicon	7
#158	Neuromancer	5
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#299	New Zealand iced tea	10
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#17	Nose Ring of Putrescence	3
#18	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	272
#23	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	245
#15	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	313
#14	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	92
#8	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	192
#8	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	189
#144	Nuclear Blastball	11
#16	O	207
#161	Oil of Parrrlay	20
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#113	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	13
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#425	Orcish baseball cap	6
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#46	Othello's dagger	4
#268	PADL Phone	27
#40	PB&BP	6
#67	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	151
#14	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	2
#10	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	100
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#246	Pine-Fresh air freshener	13
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#11	PirateRealm guest pass	2
🥉	Pocket Professor memory chip	40
🥈	Poison Oak trading card	152
#23	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	37
#36	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	22
#21	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	14
#8	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	71
#12	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	50
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	64
#13	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	56
#5	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	57
#5	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	79
#24	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	47
#7	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	41
#15	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	55
#15	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	61
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	13
#36	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	27
#98	Polka Pop	10
🥉	Pop Art: a Guide	6
#56	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	3
#57	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	8
🥈	Princess Rutabaga trading card	170
#146	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	8
#201	Professor What T-Shirt	2
🥉	Psycho From The Heat	3
#119	Psychotic Train wine	3
#136	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	10
#61	Rad Lib	12
#7	Raggedy Hippy doll	500
#165	Red Rover BB gun	23
#50	Red X Shield	4
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#19	Riker's Search History	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#68	Roman sadnals	6
#6	Roo trading card	50
#74	Rubee™	37
#36	Russian Ice	20
#68	S.A.V.E. flyer	6
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#15	Salsa Caliente™ candle	14
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#35	Sazuruk-hai	3
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#19	Scent of a Human™ candle	15
#789	Schrödinger's thermos	6
#125	Science Notebook	1
#6	Serenity trading card	40
#213	Shivering Chèvre	2
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#23	Shot of Kardashian Gin	17
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#11	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	7
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#47	Sizzling Sinner	2
#47	Skullhead's Screw	10
#38	Skully's hot chocolate	3
#46	Slimebite	3
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
🥈	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	2
#6	Slotter	2
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#15	Smoldering Clover™ candle	18
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
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#75	tiny plastic cubist bull	77
#91	tiny plastic demoninja	64
#88	tiny plastic disco bandit	35
#21	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	3
#66	tiny plastic drunk goat	83
#8	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	16
#190	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	5
#51	tiny plastic fax machine	8
#134	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	44
#45	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	142
#18	tiny plastic fire servant	84
#97	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	62
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#29	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	2
#57	tiny plastic fruit golem	94
#224	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	60
#251	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	55
#303	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	48
#54	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	96
#132	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	9
#172	tiny plastic golden gundam	47
#92	tiny plastic goth giant	68
#367	tiny plastic grue	41
#81	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	70
#123	tiny plastic hermit	24
#39	tiny plastic hobo elf	10
#215	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	69
#25	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	110
#283	tiny plastic killer bee	51
#46	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	123
#316	tiny plastic leprechaun	46
#330	tiny plastic levitating potato	45
#82	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	61
#4	tiny plastic mime executive	21
#6	tiny plastic mime functionary	28
#10	tiny plastic mime scientist	11
#5	tiny plastic mime soldier	27
#21	tiny plastic moneybee	147
#195	tiny plastic mosquito	68
#11	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	5
#10	tiny plastic mumblebee	271
#153	tiny plastic mutant elf	6
#59	tiny plastic ninja snowman	95
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#9	tiny plastic orphan	13
#87	tiny plastic pastamancer	34
#21	tiny plastic peacannon	62
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#17	tiny plastic protector spectre	2
#13	tiny plastic reindeer	6
#265	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	55
#120	tiny plastic sauceror	25
#146	tiny plastic scary clown	42
#14	tiny plastic sea elf	4
#101	tiny plastic seal clubber	29
#7	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	15
#87	tiny plastic senile lihc	66
#157	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	7
#69	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	83
#21	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	70
#87	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	68
#221	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	64
#73	tiny plastic spooky vampire	81
#400	tiny plastic stab bat	39
#184	tiny plastic star starfish	72
#30	tiny plastic stocking mimic	13
#90	tiny plastic strand of DNA	8
#48	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	124
#93	tiny plastic taco cat	63
#7	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	27
#17	tiny plastic the Free Man	79
#56	tiny plastic topiary golem	86
#13	tiny plastic trollipop	18
#107	tiny plastic turtle tamer	30
#130	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	49
#16	tiny plastic warbear	14
#25	tiny plastic warbear fortress	7
#69	tiny plastic warwelf	66
#102	tiny plastic whitesnake	59
#9	tiny plastic wild beaver	7
🥈	tiny plastic yuleviathan	29
#97	tiny plastic zmobie	56
#4	tiny prop sword	9
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#155	tiny slimy cyst	7
#52	tiny top hat and cane	1
#49	tip jar	52
#633	tires	5
#634	titanium assault umbrella	7
#649	toast	1,293
#20	toast with cold jelly	2
#24	toast with hot jelly	2
#63	toast with jam	6
#22	toast with sleaze jelly	2
#21	toast with spooky jelly	2
#22	toast with stench jelly	3
#41	toasted brie	5
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#1620	tofurkey gravy	4
#1390	tofurkey leg	5
#7	toggle switch (Bartend)	4
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#38	tomato juice of powerful power	204
#47	tomb ratchet	40
#61	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	18
#140	tonic djinn	2
#66	too legit potion	1
#1269	toothsome rock	6
#938	towel	7
#7	toxic globule	1,250
#6	toxic mop	4
#13	toxo	10
#11	toy Crimbot mega face	3
🥈	toy Crimbot power glove	15
#5	toy Crimbot rocket legs	4
#5	toy Crimbot super fist	5
#78	toy accordion	2
#1202	toy crazy train	5
#1444	toy hoverpad	2
#1072	toy jet pack	5
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#33	toy taijijian	2
#892	toy train	2
#1035	toy wheel	7
#25	traditional Crimbo cookie	45
🥉	training scroll: Shattering Punch	30
#8	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	19
#18	training scroll: Snokebomb	5
#62	transdermal smoke patch	6
#20	transmission from planet Xi	27
#29	transparent nog	9
#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#44	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	20
#59	trilobite candy mold	4
#16	triple barreled barrel gun	4
#102	troll britches	2
#7	tropical island souvenir crate	88
#62	tropical paperweight	5
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#34	troutpiece	7
#46	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	6
#49	tube sock	9
#8	tulip	540
#23	turtle totem	7,320
#23	turtle voicebox	152
#101	turtle wax	10
#10	turtle wax helmet	14
#286	turtlemail bits	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#25	turtlemail hauberk	7
#168	twinkly wad	2,000
#38	twisted-up wet towel	21
🥉	twitching claw	171
#172	twitching time capsule	1
🥉	two-handed depthsword	405
#132	ultimate ultimate frisbee	6
#45	ultra-deluxe cupcake	5
#6	unappetizing mayolus	11
#84	unbearable light	4
#22	uncanny desk bell	2
#4	uncapped blue lava bottle	3
#5	uncapped green lava bottle	5
🥈	uncapped red lava bottle	11
#512	uncooked chorizo	4
#216	unearthly onyx	4
#130	unflavored wine cooler	3
#11	uninteresting mayolus	8
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#64	unremarkable duffel bag	2
#37	unrequired jacket	12
#22	unsmoothed velvet	50
#63	unstable quark	18
#158	unused soap	2
#5	unused walkie-talkie	293
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#12	unwound clockwork grapefruit	14
#32	urinal cake	2,001
#1102	useless powder	31
#107	valuable coin	1
#1496	valuable trinket	19
#489	vampire collar	2
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#154	vampire pearl	3
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#46	van key	21
#36	velcro boots	1
#8	velcro broadsword	13
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#28	very overdue library book	46
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#67	vial of blood simple syrup	1
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#4	vicious spiked collar	4
#420	viking helmet	21
#59	vintage smart drink	2
#141	viral DNA	8
#6	viscous lava globs	179
#234	vodka and cranberry	10
#134	vodka martini	15
#250	volcanic ash	20
#77	volleyball	4
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#739	vorpal blade	2
#19	wad of slimy rags	91
#4	wad of spider silk	4
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#260	wang	9
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#293	warbear accoutrements chunk	6
#45	warbear auto-anvil	4
#38	warbear badge	5
#263	warbear battery	10
#138	warbear bearserker mead	2
#72	warbear bearserker potion	26
#217	warbear beeping telegram	6
#52	warbear blizzard mead	13
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
#4	warbear drone codes	23
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
#7	warbear exhaust manifold	12
#34	warbear exo-arm	6
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#311	warbear helm fragment	4
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#212	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	5
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#35	warbear laser beacon	6
#40	warbear liquid lasers	5
#25	warbear liquid overcoat	71
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#10	warbear oil pan	12
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#36	warbear rejuvenation potion	5
#46	warbear robo-camouflage unit	21
#18	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	40
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#31	warbear superpotion	10
#306	warbear trouser fragment	4
#202	warbear wardance potion	5
#530	warbear whosit	30
#183	warehouse key	3
#8	warm war shawarma	12
#76	wasabi-infused sake	2
#23	wax banana	2
#36	weird gazelle steak	6
#181	whalebone corset	3
#17	whatsit-covered turtle shell	10
#486	whisker pencil	1
#444	whiskey and cola	3
#119	whiskey sour	22
#650	white Canadian	2
#53	white Crimbo ball	200
#223	white Xanadian	1
#50	white balloon	2,000
#1159	white candy heart	1
#26	white chocolate chip cookies	500
#789	white chocolate chips	3
#754	white class ring	5
#586	white collar	1
#140	white hat hacker T-shirt	10
#1104	white lightning	1
#27	white mana	46
#36	white page	16
#82	white pixel	941
#119	white sword	57
#512	wicker shield	1
#70	wind-up Whatsian robot	7
#15	wind-up ensign	35
#521	wind-up meatcar	14
#17	wind-up navigation droid	29
#28	wind-up owl	18
#27	wind-up spider	33
#99	wind-up vampire teeth	3
#152	wine spritzer	8
#69	witch wart	2
#72	witch's bread	1
#56	witch's brew	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#33	woim	1
#7	woimbook	18
#1245	wolf mask	1
#19	wolfskull mask	4
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#143	wooden block	21
#6	wooden figurine	3,709
#36	wooden salad bowl	7
#533	wooden stakes	3
#396	wool hat	3
#12	wool sock	10
🥉	wormwood stick	3
#260	worn tophat	6
#65	worthless gewgaw	400
#22	worthless knick-knack	2,028
#65	worthless trinket	406
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#39	wriggling severed nose	4
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#128	yellow candy heart	504
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#944	yellow gummi ingot	3
#342	yellow paisley oyster egg	8
#28	yellow pixel	1,206
#4	yellow pixel potion	52
#4	yellow plastic hard hat	363
#89	yellow plastic oyster egg	44
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#44	yellow seashell	25
#1213	yellow snowcone	16
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#1582	yeti fur	4
#606	yohohoyo	1
#102	yule pup	1
#45	zombie	7
#756	zombie pineal gland	6

Wow, that's 446,052 items total!

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