In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 6,604 short.

• Franken Stein
• Überraschthexengebräu
• "Humorous" T-shirt
• "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
• "Remember the Trees" Shirt
• "caramel" orange
• "honey" dipper
• "meat" stick
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 1,970 carat gold
• 1/6th Pound Cake
• 100-Watt bulb
• 17-ball
• 20-lb can of rice and beans
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• 25-meat staff
• 4-d camera
• 4-dimensional fez
• 4-dimensional guitar
• 5-Alarm Saucepan
• 5-hour acrimony
• 668 scroll
• 7-inch discus
• 8-billed baseball cap
• 8-bit banana
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
• A Guide to Burning Leaves
• A Guide to Safari
• A muse-bouche
• A. W. O. L. commendation
• ASCII fu manchu
• ASCII shirt
• Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
• Abyssal ember
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Aerheads
• Afternoon Delight
• Agent Corrigan's cigarette
• Agent Mauve
• Aggressive Carrot
• Aiolion
• Aldebaran sardines
• Alexy sauce
• Alice's Army Cleric
• Alice's Army Coward
• Alice's Army Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• Alice's Army Foil Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Coward
• Alice's Army Foil Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
• Alice's Army Foil Horseman
• Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
• Alice's Army Foil Martyr
• Alice's Army Foil Ninja
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Sniper
• Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
• Alice's Army Foil Wallman
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• Alice's Army Hammerman
• Alice's Army Horseman
• Alice's Army Martyr
• Alice's Army Sniper
• Alice's Army booster box
• All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
• Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
• Amanitee
• Ambitious Turkey
• Amnesiac Ale
• Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
• Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
• Amulet of Yendor
• Ancient Protector Soda
• Angelhair Culottes
• Angry Farmer candy
• Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
• Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apathargic Bandersnatch
• Apriling band helmet
• Argarggagarg's fang
• Arr, M80
• Arrow (+1)
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• Ass-Stompers of Violence
• Aura Libre
• Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
• AutumnFest ale
• Ax of L'rose
• Aye Aye
• Aye Aye, Captain
• Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
• Azurite
• BGE pocket calendar
• BGE shotglass
• BOOterfinger
• BRAINS shorts
• BRICKO airship
• BRICKO bulwark
• BRICKO cathedral
• BRICKO egg
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO oyster
• BRICKO pants
• BRICKO pyramid
• BRICKO stud
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• BROS Energy Drink
• BUBBLE GUM
• BURT
• Bag o' Tricks
• Baja sopapilla
• Bal-musette accordion
• Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Bangyomaman battle juice
• Barney's rake
• Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
• Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler
• Barulio's bottle
• Bash-Ōs boxtop
• Bash-Ōs cereal
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Bastille Battalion control rig crate
• Batfellow comic
• Battlie Light Saver
• Beach Comb
• Beach Comb Box
• Bee's Knees
• Beefy Crunch Pastaco
• Beignet Milgranet
• Belt of Loathing
• Ben-Gal™ Balm
• Benetton's Medley of Diversity
• Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
• Bettie page
• Big Candy's tophat
• Big Punk
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• Bit O' Ectoplasm
• Bit O' Quail Spleen
• BitterSweetTarts
• BittyCar HotCar
• BittyCar MeatCar
• BittyCar SoulCar
• Bjorn's Hammer
• Black Angus blackburger
• Black Bart's Booty
• Black Body™ spray
• Black Hole
• Black No. 2
• Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
• Black and White Apron Meal Kit
• Blatantly Canadian
• Bloodbath
• Bloody Nora
• Blue Diamond of Honesty
• Bluzzard
• Bohemian rhapsody
• Boletus Broletus mushroom
• Boltsmann ID badge
• Bone's Farm "wine"
• Boosty Juice
• Boots of Twilight Whispers
• Bordeaux Marteaux
• Boris's Helm
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Boris's beer
• Boris's bread
• Boris's key lime
• Boss Drops
• Boulevardier cocktail
• Bowl of Scorpions
• Bowlet
• Boxing Day care package
• Brain Food Pastaco
• Brand of Violence
• Breakfast Blast wine cooler
• Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
• Breathitin™
• Bright Water
• Brimstone Beret
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Boxers
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Brogre brolo shirt
• Brogre brorts
• Brogre bucket hat
• Bruno's blessing of Mars
• Buddy Bjorn
• Bugbearclaw Donut
• Bugfinder Blade
• Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
• Burt's blessing of Bacchus
• Buttery Boy
• Buttery Knob
• Byte
• C.B.F.G.
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
• CRIMBCO lanyard
• CRIMBCO mug
• CRIMBCO scrip
• CRIMBCO wine
• CSA all-purpose soap
• CSA bravery badge
• CSA cheerfulness ration
• CSA fire-starting kit
• CSA scoutmaster's "water"
• Caipiranha
• Cajun accordion
• Calzone of Legend
• Camp Scout backpack
• Camp Scout pup tent
• Can of Spaghetto
• Can-Can skirt
• Candy Alexander
• Cantelope
• Caramel
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Carpathian longsword
• Carpricorn
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Caveman Dan's favorite rock
• Celsius 233
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• Cement Mixer
• Centauri fish wine
• Cerebral Crossbow
• Cerebral Culottes
• Chakra Libre
• Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
• Champagne Shimmy
• Charity's choker
• Charleston Choo-Choo
• Charleston shoes
• Charter: Nellyville
• Chateau Mantegna room key
• Ched
• Chef Boy, R&D's business card
• Cherry Cloaca Cola
• Cherrytastrophe wine cooler
• Cheshire Bitten
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Chester's bag of candy
• Chester's cutoffs
• Chester's moustache
• Chester's muscle shirt
• Chester's sunglasses
• ChibiBuddy™ (off)
• ChibiBuddy™ (on)
• Children's Meal of the Damned
• Chinese curse words
• Choker of the Ultragoth
• Chorale of Companionship
• Chroner cross
• Chubby and Plump bar
• Churchill
• Cincho de Mayo
• Cinco Mayo Lager
• Citrus Crush wine cooler
• Clan Carnival Game
• Clan Floundry
• Clan VIP Lounge invitation
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clan hot dog stand
• Clan looking glass
• Clan pool table
• Clan shower
• Clan speakeasy
• Clara's bell
• Claw of the Infernal Seal
• Climate Colada
• Cloaca Cola Polar
• Cloaca grenade
• Cloaca-Cola
• Cloaca-Cola c-rations
• Cloaca-Cola fatigues
• Cloaca-Cola helmet
• Cloaca-Cola shield
• Cloak of Dire Shadows
• Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
• Cobra Bowl
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
• Coily™
• Cold Fang
• Cold Hots candy
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
• Comet Drop
• Comet Pop
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Connery's Elixir of Audacity
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• Cookbook of the Damned
• Cool Brunch Pastaco
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Cracklin' Oat Bran
• Crazymaker
• Crepes a la Lune
• Crimbeau de toilette
• Crimbo Credit
• Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
• Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo cookie sheet
• Crimbo crystal shards
• Crimbo dinner
• Crimbo food scraps
• Crimbo hat
• Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo sapling
• Crimbo stocking
• Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
• Crimbo sword
• Crimbo train emergency brake
• Crimbo training manual
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbomination Contraption
• Crimbosmopolitan
• Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision
• Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping
• Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
• Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
• Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
• Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
• Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
• Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
• Crimbough
• Crimbow Rainbo
• Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
• Crimbuccaneer breeches
• Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
• Crimbuccaneer flotsam
• Crimbuccaneer invasion map
• Crimbuccaneer lantern
• Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
• Crimbuccaneer nose ring
• Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
• Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
• Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
• Crimbuccaneer runebone
• Crimbuccaneer shirt
• Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
• Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
• Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
• Crimbuccaneer tricorn
• Crimbuccaneer war standard
• Crimbuccaneer whale oil
• Crimbuck
• Crimbylow-rise jeans
• Crown of Thrones
• Cursed Punch
• Cycloney
• DIY protonic accelerator kit
• DNOTC Box
• DUFRESNE Suds
• Dad's brandy
• Daffy Taffy
• Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
• Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting
• Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
• Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
• Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart
• Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
• Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
• Daisy's unclean bloomers
• Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
• Danglin' Chad's loincloth
• Dark & Starry
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deactivated O. A. F.
• Dear Past Self Package
• Deck of Every Card
• Deep Dish of Legend
• Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dickory Farms Gift Basket
• Diet Cloaca Cola
• Dinsey Maintenance Manual
• Dinsey tattoo kit
• Dinsey's brain
• Dinsey's glove
• Dinsey's oculus
• Dinsey's pants
• Dinsey's pizza cutter
• Dinsey's radar dish
• Disco Banjo
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Dish of Clarified Butter
• Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
• Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
• Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment
• Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
• Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
• Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent
• Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
• Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum
• Doc's Fortifying Wine
• Doc's Limbering Wine
• Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
• Doc's Miracle Cure
• Doc's Smartifying Wine
• Doc's Special Reserve Wine
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dolph Bossin's charity note
• Doublepunchplanter
• Dr. Hobo's scalpel
• Drac & Tan
• Dragonscale breastplate
• Drapes-You-Regally
• Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• Dressage
• Drip Institute petri dish
• Driplet
• Drunken Astrophysicist
• Drunken Philosopher
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Duke Vampire's regal cloak
• Dump Truck
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• Duskwalker syringe
• Dust bunny
• Dweebisol™ inhaler
• Dyspepsi grenade
• Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
• Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
• Dyspepsi-Cola shield
• Earth and Firewater
• Earth, Wind and Firewater
• Ed the Undying exhibit crate
• Egnaro berry
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Sombrero De Lopez
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato energy spear
• El Vibrato helmet
• El Vibrato leg guards
• El Vibrato restraints
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• Elder Turtle Shell
• Eldritch snap
• Electric Punch
• Elf Army machine parts
• Elf Farm Raffle ticket
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard MPC
• Elf Guard SCUBA tank
• Elf Guard broom
• Elf Guard clipboard
• Elf Guard commandeering gloves
• Elf Guard eyedrops
• Elf Guard fuel tank
• Elf Guard hangover cure
• Elf Guard honor present
• Elf Guard hotpants
• Elf Guard insignia (general)
• Elf Guard insignia (private)
• Elf Guard mouthknife
• Elf Guard officer's sidearm
• Elf Guard patrol cap
• Elf Guard payroll bag
• Elf Guard red and white beret
• Elf Guard safety bear
• Elf Guard squirtgun
• Elf Guard strategic map
• Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
• Elf Guard tinsel grenade
• Elf Guard war standard
• Elfin shortbread
• Elizabeth's Dollie
• Elizabeth's paintbrush
• Ellsbury's journal
• Ellsbury's journal (used)
• Elmley shades
• Elron's Explosive Etude
• Elvish delight
• Elvish sunglasses
• Elvish underarmor
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• En Una Fila Tequila
• Enchanted Flyswatter
• Enchanted Plunger
• Energy Buzz Pastaco
• Engorged Sausages and You
• Ent cider
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Event Horizon
• Everfull Dart Holster
• Everlasting Deckswabber
• Every Day is Like This Sundae
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• Extrovermectin™
• Eye Agate
• FDKOL fire hose
• Fabiotion
• Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
• Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
• Fantasma en la Máquina
• FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
• FantasyRealm key
• FantasyRealm mead
• FantasyRealm membership packet
• FantasyRealm tattoo kit
• FantasyRealm turkey leg
• Fauna Libre
• Faux
• Feliz Navidad
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
• Fettris
• Feynman gate
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• Finnish Fish
• Firewater
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• First Post shirt package
• Fitspiration™ poster
• Five Second Energy™
• Flag by the Foot™
• Flaming Caipiranha
• Flaming Knob
• Flaming Mohobo
• Flaming Sazerorc
• Flan
• Flan in the Moon
• Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
• Fleshazole™
• Flivver
• Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
• Flying Caipiranha
• Fog Murderer
• Folder Holder
• Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• French bronilla brogurt
• French slippers
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Frosty's carrot
• Frosty's iceball
• Frosty's nailbat
• Frosty's snowball sack
• Fu Manchu Wax
• Fudge Fiber Armor Plating
• Fudgie Roll
• Fun-Guy spore
• FunFunds™
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• GOTO
• Gabarbar
• Galapagosian Cuisses
• Game Grid valued membership card
• GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
• Garland of Greatness
• Garter of the Turtle Poacher
• Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
• Gazelleton
• Gearhead Goo
• Gene Tonic: Beast
• Gene Tonic: Construct
• Gene Tonic: Demon
• Gene Tonic: Dude
• Gene Tonic: Elemental
• Gene Tonic: Elf
• Gene Tonic: Fish
• Gene Tonic: Goblin
• Gene Tonic: Hippy
• Gene Tonic: Hobo
• Gene Tonic: Horror
• Gene Tonic: Insect
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Orc
• Gene Tonic: Penguin
• Gene Tonic: Pirate
• Gene Tonic: Plant
• Gene Tonic: Slime
• Gene Tonic: Undead
• Gene Tonic: Weird
• General Assembly Module
• Ghiaccio Colada
• Ghosprey
• Ghost Dog Chow
• Giant black monolith
• Gin Mint
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glamare
• Glenn's golden dice
• Glo-Pop
• Globmule
• Glum berry
• Gnollish Crossdress
• Gnollish autoplunger
• Gnollish casserole dish
• Gnollish flyswatter
• Gnollish pie server
• Gnollish pie tin
• Gnollish plunger
• Gnollish sangria
• Gnollish slotted spoon
• Gnomish sagngria
• Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
• God Lobster Egg
• Goggles of Loathing
• Gold Velvet™ whiskey
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Mean
• Golden Mr. Accessory
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Good 'n' Quiet
• Good 'n' Slimy
• Goodfella contract
• Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
• Gordon Bennett
• Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
• Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
• Grasshopper
• Grateful Undead T-shirt
• Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
• Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
• Great Ball of Frozen Fire
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's lice
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Greatest American Pants
• Greaves of the Murk Lord
• Greek fire
• Green Burlap
• Green Giant
• Green Manalishi
• Green Muslin
• Green Velvet
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grey Guanon
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
• Gummi-DNA
• Gummi-Memory
• Gummy Brains
• Guzzlr cocktail set
• Guzzlr hat
• Guzzlr pants
• Guzzlr shoes
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tablet
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Guzzlrbuck
• Gygaxian Libram
• Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• HP-35 Calculator
• Hand that Rocks the Ladle
• Handsome Devil
• Hanukkimbo dreidl
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Hatorade
• Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance
• Haymaker
• Hell broth
• Helm of the Scream Emperor
• Helps-You-Sleep
• Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
• Herring Daiquiri
• Herring Wallbanger
• Herringtini
• Hersey™ SMOOCH
• Highest Bitter
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
• Hodgman's almanac
• Hodgman's bow tie
• Hodgman's cane
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's garbage sticker
• Hodgman's harmonica
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
• Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
• Hodgman's lucky sock
• Hodgman's metal detector
• Hodgman's porkpie hat
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
• Homebodyl™
• Horsery contract
• Hot 'n' Scarys
• Hot Socks
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Huggler Radio
• Humanitini
• Humpty Dumplings
• Hundred Headed IPA
• Hunger™ Sauce
• Ice Island Long Tea
• Iceberglar scarf
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Iiti Kitty Gumdrop
• Illuminati earpiece
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
• Interview With You (a Vampire)
• Irish Coffee, English Heart
• Ish Kabibble
• Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
• Island Hurricane
• Island Landslide
• Island Thunderstorm
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• Jack-O-Lantern beer
• Jackass Plumber home game
• Jackhammer
• Jacob's rung
• Jamaican coffee
• Jamocha berry
• January's Garbage Tote
• January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Jawmaster 2000™
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jekyllin hide belt
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• Jolly Roger charrrm
• Juju Mojo Mask
• June cleaver
• Jungle Juice
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• Junior LAAAAME merit badge
• Junk-Bond
• Jurassic Parka
• Kashmir sweater
• Keese berry
• Kelflar vest
• Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
• Kentucky-fried meat staff
• Kiss the Knob apron
• Knob Göblin lòve potion
• Knob Goblin elite shirt
• Knob Goblin eyedrops
• Knob Goblin learning pill
• Knob Goblin love potion
• Knob Goblin melon baller
• Knob Goblin perfume
• Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
• Knob Goblin sharpening spray
• Knob Goblin steroids
• Knob Goblin stink bomb
• Knob Goblin superseltzer
• Knob jelly donut
• Knob lo mein
• Knob nuts
• Knob pasty
• Knob sausage
• Knob sausage stir-fry
• Knob shroomkabob
• Knob stir-fry
• Knob stroganoff
• Knob stuffed shells
• Knoll lo mein
• Knoll mushroom
• Knoll shroomkabob
• Knoll stir-fry
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
• Krakrox's Loincloth
• Kramco Industries packing carton
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Kudzu salad
• Kudzu slaw
• LARP carp
• LARP membership card
• LED candle
• LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
• LOLmec statuette
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Elephant
• LOV Emotionizer
• LOV Enamorang
• LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
• LT&T tattoo kit
• LT&T telegraph office deed
• La Fantasma y La Oscuridad
• Lapis Lazuli
• Lava Miner's Daughter
• Lavalos's shell
• Law of Averages
• Lazybones™ recliner
• Lead Zeta of Chastity
• Leapin' Trousers
• Lederhosen of the Night
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Lemonade-235
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Leonard's glasses
• Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
• Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil
• Li'l Businessman Kit
• Liam's mail
• Libram of BRICKOs
• Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
• Libram of Divine Favors
• Libram of Love Songs
• Libram of Pulled Taffy
• Libram of Resolutions
• License To Kill
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Lil' Snowball Factory
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Idol Microphone
• Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lobster qua Grill
• Lockenstock™ sandals
• Locust
• Lollipop Drop
• London frog
• Lord Flameface's cloak
• Lord of the Flies-sized fries
• Louder Than Bomb
• Lucky Lindy
• Ludovico Pastaco
• LyleCo Contractor's Manual
• LyleCo premium magnifying glass
• LyleCo premium monocle
• LyleCo premium pickaxe
• LyleCo premium rope
• MAHI fez
• MSG
• Mace of the Tortoise
• Mae West with a fly in it
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Manetwich
• Mansquito's blood
• Manual of Lock Picking
• Manual of Numberology
• Manual of Secret Door Detection
• Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
• Map to Kokomo
• March hat
• Mariner's Friend cough drops
• Mark I Steam-Hat
• Mark II Steam-Hat
• Mark III Steam-Hat
• Mark IV Steam-Hat
• Mark V Steam-Hat
• Mark of the Vampire
• Marltini
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• Marvin's marvelous pill
• Master Thief's utility belt
• Maxing, Relaxing
• MayDay™ contract
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayam spinach
• Mayflower bouquet
• Mayo de Mayo™ mayo
• Mayodiol
• Mayoflex
• Mayonex
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayor Ghost's scissors
• Mayor Ghost's toupee
• Mayostat
• Mayozapine
• McMillicancuddy's Special Lager
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat Butler
• Meat Tenderizer is Murder
• Meat detector
• Meat maid body
• Meat-inflating powder
• Meatcleaver
• Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
• Medical Pastaco
• Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin cooljuice
• Mer-kin darkbook
• Mer-kin digpick
• Mer-kin dodgeball
• Mer-kin dragnet
• Mer-kin eyedrops
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin fastjuice
• Mer-kin finpaddle
• Mer-kin fitbrine
• Mer-kin foodbucket
• Mer-kin gladiator mask
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin hidepaint
• Mer-kin knucklebone
• Mer-kin lipstick
• Mer-kin mouthsoap
• Mer-kin paste
• Mer-kin pinkslip
• Mer-kin prayerbeads
• Mer-kin ragejuice
• Mer-kin rocksalt
• Mer-kin rollpin
• Mer-kin saltmint
• Mer-kin saltsquid
• Mer-kin sawdust
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
• Mer-kin smartjuice
• Mer-kin sneakmask
• Mer-kin strongjuice
• Mer-kin switchblade
• Mer-kin thighguard
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin weaksauce
• Mer-kin wordquiz
• Mer-kin worktea
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Merc Core deployment orders
• Meteoid ice beam
• Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
• Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
• Milk Studs
• Mini-Crimbot crate
• Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
• Miniborg strangler
• Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
• Miserable Pie
• Miss Graves' vermouth
• Missing Eye Simulation Device
• Misty Cape
• Misty Cloak
• Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Mohobo
• Monster Manuel
• Moon Pie
• Moonds
• Moonshine Mohobo
• Moonthril Schnapps
• Moping Artistic Goth Kid
• More Humanitini than Humanitini
• Morlock's Mark Bourbon
• Mornington crescent roll
• Morphan
• Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
• Mountain Stream gastrique
• Mr. Accessaturday
• Mr. Accessory
• Mr. Accessory Jr.
• Mr. Balloon
• Mr. Big's Wallet
• Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Eh?
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Mediocrebar
• Mr. Screege's spectacles
• Mr. Shirt
• Mrs. Rush
• Ms. Accessory
• Mt. McLargeHuge oyster
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mu
• Murderer's Punch
• Murgatroyd diode
• Mustardigrade
• My First Art of War
• My First Paycheck envelope
• My Own Pen Pal kit
• Mysterious Island iced tea
• Mysterious Red Box
• Mysterious Stranger
• N. O. Beer
• ND
• NG
• Nadsat berry
• Nardz energy beverage
• Necbro wafers
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• Neverending Party favor
• Neverending Party guest pass
• Neverending Party invitation envelope
• New Age healing crystal
• New Age hurting crystal
• New-You Club Membership Form
• Newark
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Newbiesport™ tent
• Newman's Own Trousers
• Nightmare Fuel
• Nightstalker perfume
• No Hats as Art
• Nog-on-the-Cob
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• Northern pemmican
• Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
• Now You're Cooking With Grease
• Now and Earlier
• Nursine
• O'RLY manual
• Official Council Aide Pin
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Ogres and Oubliettes™ module
• Oh, the Humanitini
• Okee-Dokee soda
• Ol' Scratch's ash can
• Ol' Scratch's manacles
• Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
• Olympic-sized Clan crate
• Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
• Oopsie IPA
• Operation Patriot Shield
• Oppossum
• Orange Star of Sacrifice
• Orcish frat-paddle
• Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
• Order of the Silver Wossname
• Oreille Divisée brandy
• Oscus's dumpster waders
• Oscus's flypaper pants
• Oscus's neverending soda
• Osk'r Chow
• Othello's handkerchief
• Othello's military jacket
• Otorian Battle Scar
• Ouija Board, Ouija Board
• Our Daily Candles™ order form
• Outer Wolf™ cologne
• P.B.L.T.
• PARTY HARD T-shirt
• PB&J with the crusts cut off
• PEEZ dispenser
• PVC staff
• Pack of Every Card
• Pain Dip
• Panda outfit
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• Pantsgiving
• Para-Pop
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Party-in-a-Can™
• Pasta Spoon of Peril
• Pastaco shell
• Peaclock
• Pecos Dave's sixgun
• Peek-a-Boo!
• Pendant of Gargalesis
• Pener's drumstick
• Penultimate Fantasy chest
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
• Pete's rich ricotta
• Pete's wiley whey bar
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phil Collins
• Phlegethon
• Phonus Balonus
• Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
• Piddles
• Pigsticker of Violence
• Pillowbug
• Pimpsqueak
• PirateRealm membership packet
• PirateRealm party hat
• Pizza of Legend
• Plague of Locusts
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• PlexiPips
• Pneumo bar
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
• Pocket Meteor Guide
• Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Poké-Gro fertilizer
• Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
• Pokëmann band-aid
• Polysniff Perfume
• Potion of Heroism
• Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
• Powerful Glove
• Prelude of Precision
• Professor of Spelunkology
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Prunets
• Puffstone cigar
• Punching Potion
• Punchplanter
• Purple Beast energy drink
• Purple Horseshoe of Honor
• Putrid Pendant
• Quaatorade™
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• Rümpelstiltz
• R'lyeh
• ROM of Optimality
• Racisto Ruidoso
• Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
• Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
• Radberry Rip wine cooler
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Rainbow's Gravity
• Ralph IX cognac
• Ram's Face Lager
• Rattlin' Chains
• Really Expensive Jewelry and You
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
• Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
• Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
• Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
• Red Army camouflage kit
• Red Balloon of Valor
• Red Dwarf
• Red Fox glove
• Red Pill
• Red Roger tattoo kit
• Red Roger's red left foot
• Red Roger's red left hand
• Red Roger's red right foot
• Red Roger's red right hand
• Red Roger's reliquary
• Red Roger's skull
• Red Russian
• Redeye™ Eyedrops
• Regular Cloaca Cola
• Rethinking Candy
• Retrospecs
• Retrospecs try-at-home kit
• Ring of the Sewer Snake
• Rock Garden Guide
• Rock Pops
• Rock and Roll Legend
• Rogue Windmill Rouge
• Roman Candelabra
• Rompedores de Fantasmas
• Royal scepter
• Ruffalo
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.I.T. Course Voucher
• S.S. Ticket
• SMOOCH bottlecap
• SMOOCH bracers
• SMOOCH breastplate
• SMOOCH codpiece
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• SMOOCH kneepads
• SMOOCH soda
• SMOOCH spaulders
• STYX deodorant body spray
• Saccharine Maple pendant
• Sacramento wine
• Saison du Lune
• SalesCo sample kit
• Salsa Libre
• Salsa de las Epocas
• Sasq™ watch
• Saturday Night Special
• Saucepanic
• Sazerorc
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scepter of Loathing
• Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
• Schmalz's First Prize Beer
• School of Hard Knocks Diploma
• Scorpion Bowl
• Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
• Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
• Scuba Snack
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Seasonal Beret
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Senior Mints
• Sensual Massage for Creeps
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Septapus summoning charm
• Sequestrian
• Seven Loco
• Sexy Cosmo
• Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
• Shantix™
• Sheila Take a Crossbow
• Shield of Icy Fate
• Shielding Potion
• Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• Shrubble Bubble
• Shudder
• Siberian sunrise
• Silly Little Love Song
• Silver Bullet beer
• Silver HP-35 Calculator
• Simepore slime
• Sister Accessory
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Sitrep berry
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Sketcherz™
• Skipper's accordion
• Skull Punch
• Skullery Maid's Knee
• Sledgehamster
• Slimosa
• Slippery Knob
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Small Medium
• Smart Bone Dust
• Smashmoth
• Smuggler's Punch
• Snarf berry
• Sneaky Pete's key lime
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snoutlet
• Snow Suit
• Sockdollager
• Sogg-Os
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
• Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
• Source essence
• Source terminal
• Source terminal DRAM chip
• Source terminal SPAM chip
• Sourfinger
• Southern yam
• Souvenir Chopsticks
• Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
• Space Baby bawbaw
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate access badge
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate emergency disintegrator
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spacegate scientist's insignia
• Spaghetti with Moonballs
• Spam Witch sammich
• Spant eggs
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Spechunky bar
• Special Seasoning
• Special™ Sauce
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• Spelunker's fedora
• Spelunker's khakis
• Spelunker's whip
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spooky VHS Tape
• Spooky-Gro fertilizer
• Spookyraven signet
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Spring Bros. ID badge
• Spring Bros. solenoid
• Squib
• St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
• Stabonic scroll
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grand Flambé
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Greasefire
• Staff of the Kitchen Floor
• Staff of the Midnight Snack
• Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Staff of the Short Order Cook
• Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
• Staff of the Woodfire
• Star of Bravery
• Steal This Candy
• Steamboat
• Stembridge sidearm
• Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
• Stephen's lab coat
• Stephen's secret formula
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Strikes Again Bigmouth
• Strix stix
• Strong, Silent Type
• Stupid University Diploma
• Suffering Sinner
• Super Weight-Gain 9000
• Superhero Reboots
• Suppurating Sinner
• Swabbie™ swab
• Swedish coffee
• Swedish massage fish
• Swizzler
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
• TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡
• TI-9000 calculator
• TRIO cup of beer
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
• Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
• Take Eleven Bar
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
• Talisman of Baio
• Talisman of Bakula
• Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
• Tapioc berry
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Tequiz Navidad
• Tesla's Electroplated Beans
• Texas tea
• That 70s Cologne
• The Art of Slapfighting
• The Art of Slapfighting (used)
• The Author's ink
• The Author's inkwell
• The Big Book of Communism
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Bomb
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Crown of Ed the Undying
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
• The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Firegate Tapes
• The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Imploded World
• The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
• The Jokester's wig
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Legendary Beat
• The Lost Comb
• The Lost Pill Bottle
• The Mariachi's guitar case
• The Necbromancer's Hat
• The Necbromancer's Shorts
• The Necbromancer's Stein
• The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
• The Necbronomicon
• The Necbronomicon (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
• The Nuge's favorite crossbow
• The One Mood Ring
• The Plumber's mushroom stew
• The Sagittarian's leisure pants
• The Smith's Tome
• The Snitch's Manifesto
• The Spirit of Giving (used)
• The Superconductor's CPU
• The Western Look
• They liver
• They liver popsicle
• Thinknerd T-Shirt
• Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
• Third Base
• Third Eye
• This Charming Flan
• Thor's Pliers
• Thriller Ice
• Thunkula's drinking cap
• Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
• Thwaitgold ant statuette
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold bee statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold bookworm statuette
• Thwaitgold bug statuette
• Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
• Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
• Thwaitgold chigger statuette
• Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
• Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
• Thwaitgold metabug statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold moth statuette
• Thwaitgold nit statuette
• Thwaitgold nymph statuette
• Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
• Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold slug statuette
• Thwaitgold spider statuette
• Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold termite statuette
• Thwaitgold time fly statuette
• Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
• Tiger-lily's milk
• Tiki lighter
• Time Bandit Badge of Courage
• Time Juice
• Time-Spinner
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste
• Tome of Clip Art
• Tome of Rad Libs
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Tome of Sugar Shummoning
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trafikoan
• Trainbot autoassembly module
• Trainbot circuitry
• Trainbot harness
• Trainbot linkages
• Trainbot luggage hook
• Trainbot optics
• Trainbot plating
• Trainbot radar monocle
• Trainbot servomotors
• Trainbot slag
• Trainbot tubing
• Transylvania Sling
• Travels with Jerry
• Travoltan trousers
• Treads of Loathing
• Tremella Tarantella mushroom
• Trivial Avocations board game
• Truthsayer
• Turpin
• Turtive
• Turtle Bowl
• Twelve Night Energy
• Twitching Television Tattoo
• UV monocular
• Ultimate Mind Destroyer
• Ultra Mega Sour Ball
• Ultrasoldier Serum
• Unagnimated Gnome
• Uncle Crimbo's Sack
• Uncle Hobo's belt
• Uncle Hobo's epic beard
• Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
• Uncle Hobo's highest bough
• Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
• Underworld acorn
• Underworld flail
• Underworld sapling
• Underworld truncheon
• Underworld trunk
• Unfortunato's foolscap
• Ungulant
• Unionize The Elves sign
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
• Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
• Unmotivator: Success Warrior
• Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• Unspeakachu
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• Ur-Donut
• V for Vivala mask
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Valentine's Day cake
• Vamprey
• Van der Graaf helmet
• Vaporpoise
• Vegetable of Jarlsberg
• Velougats™
• Velvet Veil
• Vial of jus de larmes
• Vicar's Tutu
• Vivian's Vitamin
• Volartta's bellbottoms
• Volcoino
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Vulgure
• WA
• Waifuton
• Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
• Wal-Mart gift certificate
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Wal-Mart overalls
• Wal-Mart snowglobe
• Wal-Mart tattoo kit
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Warm Subject gift certificate
• Warms-Your-Tush
• Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
• Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
• Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
• Wet Russian
• Whenchamacallit bar
• White Chocolate Golem Seeds
• White Citadel burger
• White Citadel fries
• White Dragon Fang
• White Hyborian
• Wickers bar
• Winifred's whistle
• Witchess Set
• Wolfman Nardz
• Wrecked Generator
• Wrotz
• X-32-F snowman crate
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
• Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
• Xiblaxian stealth vest
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Ye Olde Navy Fleece
• Yeast of Boris
• Yeg's Motel pillow mint
• Yeg's Motel sewing kit
• Yeg's Motel stationery
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Yorick
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• Yuleviathan necklace
• Yummy Tummy bean
• Z-Bone steak
• Zim Merman's guitar
• Zinc Delta of Tranquility
• Zombo's empty eye
• Zombo's grievous greaves
• Zombo's shield
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zombo's skull ring
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a bug's lymph
• a butt tuba
• a cute angel
• a little sump'm sump'm
• a suspicious address
• abandoned candy
• abominable blubber
• abstraction: category
• abstraction: certainty
• abstraction: comprehension
• abstraction: joy
• abstraction: motion
• abstraction: perception
• abstraction: purpose
• abstraction: sensation
• abstraction: thought
• abyssal battle plans
• acceptable bagel
• acceptable mayolus
• accidental cider
• accidental mutton
• acoustic guitarrr
• actual tapas
• adder
• adder bladder
• adhesive tape dolly
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adobe brittle
• adventurer clone egg
• aerated diving helmet
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• affordable teak perch
• agnolotti arboli
• agua de vida
• airborne mutagen
• airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
• airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
• airplane charter: The Glaciest
• airplane tattoo
• alarm accordion
• albatross necklace
• alien animal goo
• alien animal milk
• alien autoautopsy kit
• alien drugs
• alien force field disruptor bean
• alien hologram projector
• alien meat
• alien plant fibers
• alien plant goo
• alien plant pod
• alien plant sample
• alien protein powder
• alien rock sample
• alien sandwich
• alien source code printout
• alien source code printout (used)
• alien toenails
• alien zoological sample
• all-purpose cleaner
• all-year sucker
• alpha-mail pants
• alphabet gum
• alpine watercolor set
• ammonite candy mold
• amok pudding
• amok putter
• amphibious tophat
• amulet of extreme plot significance
• ancient Elf dessert spoon
• ancient Magi-Wipes
• ancient calendar
• ancient cursed foot locker
• ancient frozen dinner
• ancient hot dog wrapper
• ancient ice cream scoop
• ancient meat
• ancient medicinal herbs
• ancient oil painting of yourself
• ancient pills
• ancient poisoned dart
• ancient protein powder
• ancient spice
• ancient stone fist
• ancient stone head
• ancient turtle shell
• ancient turtle shell helmet
• ancient turtle shell powder
• ancient unspeakable fruitcake
• ancient vinyl coin purse
• anemone nematocyst
• anemone sauce
• anemoney clip
• angel-food cake
• anger blaster
• angry agate
• angry inch
• angst burger
• animal part cracker
• anise-flavored venom
• ankleweights
• annealed drippy orb
• anniversary gift box
• annoying pitchfork
• ant agonist
• ant antidepressant
• ant hoe
• ant pick
• ant pitchfork
• ant rake
• ant sickle
• anti-anti-antidote
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• anti-freeze cream
• anti-goosebump cream
• anti-odor cream
• anti-pain cream
• antique bottle of cough syrup
• antique greaves
• antique hand mirror
• antique nutcracker cape
• antique nutcracker drumstick
• antique nutcracker pants
• antique nutcracker waistcoat
• antique packet of ketchup
• antique painting of a landscape
• antique pair of blue jeans
• antique souvenir drawing
• antique spear
• antique spyglass
• antique tacklebox
• aquaviolet jub-jub bird
• arcanoferric housing
• archaeologing shovel
• arm buzzer
• armgun
• armored prawn
• around the world
• arrow'd heart balloon
• arrowgram
• arrrgyle socks
• arse-a'fire elixir
• arse-shooting crossbow
• artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• artisanal homebrew sampler
• artisanal limoncello
• asbestos apron
• asbestos crossbow
• asbestos helmet turtle
• asbestos meat stack
• asbestos ore
• asbestos staff
• asbestos stick
• ash soda
• asparagus lo mein
• asparagus stir-fry
• aspirin
• assassin's cheese knife
• asshat
• astral badger
• astral mushroom
• astronaut ice-cream
• astronaut pants
• attention spanner
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• augmented-reality shades
• august scepter
• autocalliope
• automa-bot parts
• automatic wine thief
• autumn breeze
• autumn dollar
• autumn leaf
• autumn years wisdom
• autumn-spice donut
• autumnal aegis
• autumnic balm
• autumnic bomb
• auxiliary backbone
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• aviator goggles
• awful poetry journal
• bätzle
• baby bark scorpion
• baby camelCalf
• baby chest mimic
• baby cuddlefish
• baby oil shooter
• baby rigging snake
• babycakes
• backup camera
• backwoods banjo
• backwoods screwdriver
• bacon bath ball
• baconstone
• baconstone bracelet
• baconstone-handled sixgun
• bacteria bisque
• bad penguin egg
• bad rum and good cola
• bad-ass club
• badass pie
• badge of authority
• badger badge
• bag of GORF
• bag of GORP
• bag of Iunion stones
• bag of QWOP
• bag of airline peanuts
• bag of foreign bribes
• bag of grain
• bag of lard
• bag of random words
• bag of unfinished business
• bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
• bagged stuffed "L"
• baggie of regular-sized tardigrades
• baked stuffing
• baked veggie ricotta casserole
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• bakelite-covered bacon
• balaclava
• balaclava baklava
• balanced antler
• ball-in-a-cup
• ballast turtle
• balloon monkey
• balloon shield
• ballroom blintz
• baloney rotgut
• balsa plank
• balsam barrel
• banana
• banana candle
• banana cream pie
• banana daiquiri
• banana smoothie
• banana split
• banana spritzer
• banana supersucker
• banana-frosted king cake
• bananagate
• bananarama bangle
• baneful bandolier
• banjo kazoo mount
• baobab sap
• bar of freeze-dried water
• bar whip
• bargain flash powder
• baritone accordion
• bark beret
• bark boxers
• bark bracelet
• bark rootbeer
• barnacle-encrusted sweater
• barnacled barrel
• barrel beryl
• barrel cracker
• barrel gun
• barrel pickle
• barrel-aged eggnog
• barrelhead
• barskin buckler
• barskin cloak
• barskin hat
• barskin loincloth
• barskin tent
• bartender-in-the-box
• basaltamander buckler
• basaltamander tongue
• basic martini
• basic meat crossbow
• basic meat fez
• basic meat foon
• basic meat helmet
• basic meat kilt
• basic meat pants
• basic meat skirt
• basic meat spork
• basic meat staff
• basking robin
• bat guano
• bat haggis
• bat hat
• bat whip
• bat wing
• bat wing kabob
• bat wing stir-fry
• bat wings
• batarang
• batgut
• bath ball gift set
• batskin belt
• battered hubcap
• battered old top-hat
• battery (9-Volt)
• battery (D)
• battery (car)
• battery (lantern)
• battoo kit
• bauxite beret
• bauxite bow-tie
• bauxite boxers
• bean burrito
• bear claw
• beard incense
• beastly paste
• beaten-up Chucks
• beautiful rainbow
• beautiful soup
• beaver punch (cherry)
• beaver punch (papaya)
• beaver punch (peach)
• beaver spear
• beavermouth
• beefy fish meat
• beefy pill
• beer basted brat
• beer bomb
• beer bong
• beer cartilage
• beer-a-pult
• beer-scented teddy bear
• beer-soaked mop
• beet
• beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• beetle antenna
• beggin' cologne
• begpwnia
• bejeweled accordion strap
• belemnite candy mold
• bellhop bell
• belt of Ogrekind
• bent scrap metal
• berries of suffering
• berry-infused sake
• best joke ever
• bewitching boots
• big boom
• big bumboozer marble
• big bundle of chamoix
• big dribbly candle
• big glob of skin
• big hot pepper
• big ol' trophy
• big red button
• big slimy cyst
• big stick
• big tun
• biker's hat
• bindle of joy
• bindlestocking
• biomechanical crimborg helmet
• biomechanical crimborg leg armor
• birdbone corset
• birdybug antenna
• birthday candle
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• bit of clingfilm
• bit-o-cactus
• bitter bowtie
• bitter pill
• black and white cracker
• black belt
• black brandy
• black candygram
• black cherry soda
• black cowboy hat
• black eye shadow
• black eyedrops
• black facepaint
• black friar's tonsure
• black gallstone
• black kettle drum
• black lotus
• black magic powder
• black paisley oyster egg
• black pension check
• black pepper
• black picnic basket
• black polka-dot oyster egg
• black sheepskin diploma
• black slime glob
• black striped oyster egg
• black velvet box
• blackberry
• blackberry polite
• blackberry slippers
• blank diary
• blank fudge mold
• blank note
• blank white card
• blended frozen swill
• blended frozen swill with a fly in it
• blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
• blind-packed die-cast metal toy
• blob of Alphredo™
• blob of wood glue
• blood kiwi
• blood of the Wereseal
• blood roll-up
• blood sausage
• blood-drive sticker
• bloodied surgical dungarees
• bloodstain stick
• bloody beer
• bloody kiwitini
• blowdart
• blown-out speaker cone
• blue LavaCo Lamp™
• blue canary nightlight
• blue glowstick
• blue grass
• blue money bag
• blue oyster badge
• blue paisley oyster egg
• blue plastic oyster egg
• blue plate
• blue polka-dot oyster egg
• blue raspberry troll doll
• blue ribbon
• blue rocket
• blue striped oyster egg
• blue suede shoes
• blue traffic cone
• blue tulip
• blue velvet cake
• blue-frosted astral cupcake
• blueberry-frosted king cake
• blundarrrbus
• bobble-hip hula elf doll
• bobcat grenade
• body spradium
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• boilermaker
• boilgun
• boiling broth
• boiling seal blood
• bolder boulder
• bomb of unknown origin
• bone and arrows
• bone aperitif
• bone bandoneon
• bone bons
• bone broth
• bone collar
• bone crusher
• bone flour
• bone flute
• bone meal
• bone rattle
• bone spurs
• boneana hammock
• bonedanna
• bonerang
• boning knife
• bonsai tree
• booby trap
• book of facts
• book of facts (dog-eared)
• boot flask
• boot plant
• booze bindle
• boozebomb
• boring spaghetti
• bottle of Amontillado
• bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
• bottle of Calcutta Emerald
• bottle of Crème de Fugu
• bottle of Definit
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• bottle of Monsieur Bubble
• bottle of Pete's Sake
• bottle of Pinot Renoir
• bottle of Professor Beer
• bottle of Red-Out
• bottle of Sanguiovese
• bottle of Vangoghbitussin
• bottle of bubbles
• bottle of dark rhum
• bottle of drinkin' gas
• bottle of extra-dark rhum
• bottle of fruity "wine"
• bottle of goofballs
• bottle of laundry sherry
• bottle of limeade
• bottle of lovebug pheromones
• bottle of norwhiskey
• bottle of realpagne
• bottle of rhinoceros hormones
• bottle of rum
• bottle of sake
• bottle of sea wine
• bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
• bottle of tequila
• bottle of vodka
• bottle of wine
• bottle-rocket crossbow
• bottlecap turtle
• bottled day
• bottled green pixie
• bottled inspiration
• bottled swamp gas
• bottoms of the barrel
• boulder
• bounty-hunting helmet
• bounty-hunting pants
• bounty-hunting rifle
• bow
• bow staff
• bowl of Jeal-O
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• bowl of cottage cheese
• bowl of eyeballs
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowl of lucky charms
• bowl of maggots
• bowl of marinade
• bowl of mernudo
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowl of petunias
• bowl of prescription candy
• bowl of rye sprouts
• bowl of topioca
• bowlegged pants
• bowler
• box o' ghosts
• box of Dweebs
• box of Familiar Jacks
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of bear arms
• box of hammers
• box-in-the-box-in-the-box
• boxcar turtle
• boxed Apriling band helmet
• boxed Mayam Calendar
• boxed Sept-Ember Censer
• boxed august scepter
• boxed autumn-aton
• boxed bat wings
• boxed champagne
• boxed gumball machine
• boxing glove on a spring
• brain preservation fluid
• brains casserole
• brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
• bran muffin
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brass abacus
• brass crank handle
• brass dorsal fin
• brass gear
• brass stinger
• brass turkey knuckles
• brazen bracelet
• bread basket
• bread line
• bread roll
• breadchucks
• breadwand
• breakfast miracle
• briefcase
• briefcase full of sprinkles
• brigand brittle
• brilliant oyster egg
• brine
• briny vinegar
• brittle plastic handle
• broken El Vibrato drone
• broken beer bottle
• broken carburetor
• broken cellular phone
• broken glass grenade
• broken warbear gyrocopter
• bronze
• bronze handcuffs
• bronze polish
• bronzed locust
• brown pirate pants
• brown sugar cane
• buñuelos Jaliscos
• bubble bauble bow
• bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
• bubblegum heart
• bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
• bubblewrap crossbow
• bubblewrap staff
• bubblin' chemistry solution
• bubbly potion
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• bucket of fish juice
• bucket of honey
• buffalo dime
• buffed alien drugs
• bug juice
• bug paste
• bugbear detector
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bugged beanie
• bulky free-range mushroom
• bullet necklace
• bundle of firewood
• bungle in the jungle
• buoybottoms
• burglar/sleep mask
• burning newspaper
• burnt snowpants
• burnt stick
• burrowgrub hive
• burst hellseal brain
• button rouge
• buzzard feather
• buzzing mushroom wine
• cabooze
• cactus fruit
• cactus monocle
• caipifruta
• calavera concertina
• calle de miel
• calm attention-deficit demon
• camouflage T-shirt
• campfire baked potato
• campfire beans
• campfire coffee
• campfire hot dog
• campfire s'more
• campfire smoke
• campfire stew
• can cannon
• can of Binarrrca
• can of Brütalbräu
• can of CRIMBCOLA
• can of Ghuol-B-Gone™
• can of Minions-Be-Gone
• can of Rain-Doh
• can of Red Minotaur
• can of V-11
• can of black paint
• can of cherry-flavored sterno
• can of depilatory cream
• can of drain cleaner
• can of franks 'n' beans
• can of mixed everything
• can of sardines
• can of spinach
• can of starch
• can of sterno
• can of the cheapest beer
• can opener
• can-can-in-a-can
• can-you-dig-it?
• candied almond
• candied bolts
• candied lime
• candied nuts
• candied pecan
• candied sweet potatoes
• candy cane sword cane
• candy carrot
• candy carrot cake
• candy chalk
• candy cigarette
• candy cornucopia
• candy dog collar
• candy kneecapping stick
• candy knuckles
• candy mailing list
• candy mountain oyster
• candy stake
• candy stick
• candycaine powder
• cane-mail pants
• cane-mail shirt
• cannonbomb
• canopic jar
• canteen of eggnog
• canteen of wine
• cap gun
• captured boozles
• carbon nanotube frame
• carbonated soy milk
• carbonite visor
• card sleeve
• cardboard crossbow
• cardboard ore
• caret
• carnivorous potted plant
• carob brownies
• carob cannon
• carob chunk cookies
• carob chunk noodles
• carob chunks
• carrot cake
• carrot cake precipice bar
• carrot claret
• carrot juice
• carrot nose
• carrot-on-a-stick
• carton of gaspers
• carton of rotten eggs
• carton of snake milk
• cartoon harpoon
• cartoon heart
• cashew
• cast
• cast-iron legacy paddle
• cat appendix
• cat o' nine teeth
• catfish whiskers
• catgut
• catgut taco
• catskin buckler
• catskin cap
• catsup
• caustic slime nodule
• celestial au jus
• celestial carrot juice
• celestial olive oil
• celestial squid ink
• cement sandals
• cement shoes
• censored can label
• centipede eggs
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chainsaw chain
• chakra malt
• chakra-mental wine
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• chamoisole
• chaos butterfly
• chaos popcorn
• charged magnet
• charisma potion
• charming flute
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• charrrm bracelet
• cheap Chinese beer
• cheap clip-on ninja tie
• cheap elven gloves
• cheap plastic blowgun
• cheap plastic bottle opener
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheap wind-up clock
• cheerful pajama pants
• cheesy eagle sauce
• cherry
• cherry bomb
• chest barrel
• chest of "pirate gold"
• chewing gum on a string
• chicle de salchicha
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chiffon lemon
• child-sized dracula cloak
• chintzy saucepan earring
• chisel
• chitin powder
• chitin powder paste
• chlorine crystal
• chloroform rag
• chlorophyll paste
• choco-Crimbot
• chocolate bath ball
• chocolate box
• chocolate cigar
• chocolate covered ping-pong ball
• chocolate frosted sugar bomb
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate-covered loofah
• chocolate-frosted king cake
• chocomotive
• chocotini
• chopsticks
• chorizo taco
• chrome crossbow
• chrome helmet turtle
• chrome staff
• chunk of hot iron
• chunk of rock salt
• cigar box turtle
• cigarette lighter
• ciliophora chowder
• cinnamon cannoli
• cinnamon machine oil
• cinnamon troll doll
• circle drum
• citrus-infused sake
• clan underground fireworks shop
• class five ecto-larva
• classy monkey
• claw-held flag
• clerical automa-core
• clingfilm cap
• clingfilm slippers
• clingfilm tangle
• clingfilm trousers
• clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef head
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• clockwork crossbow
• clockwork sphere
• clockwork staff
• cloning kit
• closed-circuit pay phone
• closed-circuit phone system
• cloudy potion
• clown shoes
• clown skin
• clown whip
• clown wig
• clownskin belt
• clownskin buckler
• clownskin harness
• club of corruption
• clumsiness bark
• cluster of hops
• coal contact lenses
• coal dust
• coal paperweight
• coal shovel
• coal snakeskin
• coarse hemp socks
• cob of corn
• cocktail mushroom
• cocktail napkin
• cocktail onion
• cocoa chondrule
• cocoa of youth
• cod cape
• coffee pixie stick
• coffee sprite
• coffin lid
• cold and sour sauce
• cold cluster
• cold clusterbomb
• cold jelly
• cold mashed potatoes
• cold medicine cabinet
• cold nuggets
• cold powder
• cold wad
• cold water bottle
• cold-filtered water
• collapsible baton
• collection of tiny spooky objects
• cologne of contempt
• colorful plastic ball
• colorful toad
• colossal free-range mushroom
• combat fan
• combat lover's locket
• comfy blanket
• communal gobstopper
• communications windchimes
• complex alien plant sample
• complex alien zoological sample
• complex mushroom wine
• complicated device
• computronic processing unit
• concentrated cooking
• concentrated cordial of concentration
• concentrated fish broth
• concentrated garbage juice
• concentrated magicalness pill
• concoction of clumsiness
• conjured ice cream
• conquistador's breastplate
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• contract enforcement stick
• control crystal
• cookbookbat book
• cool cat claw
• cool cat elixir
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cool iron ingot
• cool jelly donut
• cool mint precipice bar
• cool mushroom
• cool mushroom casserole
• cool mushroom wine
• cool spore pod
• cool whip
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron greaves
• cop dollar
• coping juice
• cordial of concentration
• corked genie bottle
• corncob pipe
• corned beet
• cornucopia
• cornuthaum
• correction fluid
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupt club of corrupt corruption
• corrupt club of corruption
• corrupted bird DNA
• corrupted marrow
• cosmetic football
• cosmic bucket
• cosmic lemonade
• cosmic paste
• costume rental shop
• cotton candy bale
• cotton candy cocoon
• counterfeit city
• cow poker
• cozy bazooka
• cozy scarf
• cozy scimitar
• crabsicle
• cracker
• cranberries
• crappy Mer-kin mask
• crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
• crappy camera
• crate of fish meat
• crated wardrobe-o-matic
• crazy bastard sword
• crazy little Turkish delight
• cream of chloroplasts
• cream of pointy mushroom soup
• cream stout
• creamsicle
• creepy nursery rhyme
• creepy-ass club
• crident
• crimbo elfling
• crimsilion jub-jub bird
• croquet hedgehog
• crotchety pants
• crowbar
• crowbarrr
• crown-shaped beanie
• crude crudités
• crude oil congealer
• crude voodoo doll
• crudles
• cruelty-free wine
• crumbling rat skull
• crumpled felt fedora
• crunchy brush
• crushed steamer trunk
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystal Crimbo goblet
• crystal Crimbo platter
• crystal decanter
• crystal skeleton vodka
• crystalline reamer
• crystallized memory
• cube of billiard chalk
• cube of ectoplasm
• cuckoo clock
• cuddly teddy bear
• cup of "tea"
• cup of infinite pencils
• cup of primitive beer
• cuppa Feroci tea
• cuppa Royal tea
• cuppa Twen tea
• curdflinger
• cursed breeches
• cursed chocolate doubloon
• cursed cutlass
• cursed eyepatch
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey glove
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed swash buckle
• cursed tricorn hat
• cursed voodoo skull
• cursed wishbone
• custard pie
• custom avatar form
• custom sixgun
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• cute mushroom
• cyber-mattock
• cyborg doll
• cyclops eyedrops
• cymbal syrup
• daddy shortlegs leg
• damp bar rag
• dancing fan
• dandy lion cub
• dangerous jerkcicle
• dark potion
• das boot
• daub-breaker
• day shortener
• day-old beer
• deactivated RoboGoose
• deactivated mini-Trainbot
• deactivated nanobots
• dead meat bun
• deadfall branch
• deadly nightshade
• deanimated reanimator's coffin
• death blossom
• debonair deboner
• decanter of fine Scotch
• decaying wooden oar
• decaying wooden pole
• deck of lewd playing cards
• deep six-shooter
• defective Game Grid token
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• dehydrated caviar
• delicious candy
• delicious comfit?
• delicious noodles
• delicious spicy noodles
• delicious star salad
• delicious swamp muck
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• deluxe fax machine
• deluxe layer cake
• demon buckler
• demon makeup kit
• demon whip
• demon-horned hat
• demonic cow's blood
• demonic paste
• demonic surgical gloves
• demonskin jacket
• demonskin trousers
• denastified haunch
• denim jacket
• dense meat crossbow
• dense meat stack
• dense meat staff
• dental pliers
• dented spoon
• deodorant
• depantsing bomb
• depleted Crimbonium football helmet
• depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite hammer
• depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• depleted Grimacite shinguards
• depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• desiccated apricot
• designer sweatpants
• designer sweatpants (new old stock)
• desktop zen garden
• detective roscoe
• detective school application
• detective tattoo
• detour shield
• devil hair pasta
• devil's-food cake
• devil-summoning hat
• deviled egg
• dew yoana lei
• dew yoana salacious lei
• diabolic pizza cube
• diabolical crossbow
• diamond-studded fronts
• diamondback skin
• dice belt buckle
• dice ring
• dice sunglasses
• dice-print do-rag
• dice-print pajama pants
• dice-shaped backpack
• didgeridooka
• dieting pill
• digital key lime
• digital underground potion
• dilapidated wizard hat
• diluted makeup
• dinged-up triangle
• dinner roll
• dire fudgesicle
• dirt julep
• dirty bottlecap
• dirty martini
• disbelief suspenders
• discarded button
• discarded swimming trunks
• disco horoscope (Aquarius)
• disco horoscope (Capricorn)
• disco horoscope (Leo)
• discocktail
• disconnected intergnat
• disease
• disembodied smile
• dishrag
• disintegrating barrel
• disintegrating spiky collar
• displaced fish
• disposable instant camera
• disposable lighter
• distention pill
• distilled resin
• diving muff
• do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
• dog ointment
• doll house
• doll-eye amulet
• dollop of barbecue sauce
• dope wheels
• doppelshifter egg
• dorky glasses
• double daisy
• double entendre
• double-ice britches
• double-ice gum
• doubt cannon
• dove DNA
• drafty drawers
• dragon snaps
• dragonfish caviar
• dread tarragon
• dreadful box
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful glove
• dreadful roast
• dreadful sweater
• dreadlock whip
• dream of a dog
• dreaming Jung man
• dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
• dress pants
• dried gelatinous cube
• drink chit
• drinks tray
• dripping meat crossbow
• dripping meat staff
• drippy bezoar
• drippy bromide
• drippy caviar
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy flux
• drippy grub
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy nugget
• drippy orb
• drippy pigment
• drippy pilsner
• drippy plum(?)
• drippy salt
• drippy seed
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy stake
• drippy stein
• drippy truncheon
• droll monocle
• dromedary drinking helmet
• droppable microphone
• dropped scrap of paper
• drug cocktail sauce
• druidic s'more
• drum of pomade
• dry cleaning receipt
• dry martini
• dry vodka martini
• dubious loincloth
• duct tape
• duct tape dockers
• duct tape fedora
• duct tape shirt
• duct tape sword
• dueling banjo
• dueling turtle
• dumb mud
• dungeon dragon chest
• dungeoneer's dungarees
• dusty animal cranium
• dusty animal jawbone
• dusty animal pelvis
• dusty animal skull
• dusty barrel
• dusty bottle of blood
• dusty eighth caudal vertebra
• dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
• dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty fifth caudal vertebra
• dusty fifth cervical vertebra
• dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
• dusty first caudal vertebra
• dusty first cervical vertebra
• dusty first lumbar vertebra
• dusty first thoracic vertebra
• dusty fourth caudal vertebra
• dusty fourth cervical vertebra
• dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
• dusty left clavicle
• dusty left eighth rib
• dusty left eleventh rib
• dusty left femur
• dusty left fibula
• dusty left fifth rib
• dusty left first front claw
• dusty left first rear claw
• dusty left first rib
• dusty left fourth front claw
• dusty left fourth rear claw
• dusty left fourth rib
• dusty left humerus
• dusty left kneecap
• dusty left ninth rib
• dusty left radius
• dusty left scapula
• dusty left second front claw
• dusty left second rear claw
• dusty left second rib
• dusty left seventh rib
• dusty left sixth rib
• dusty left tenth rib
• dusty left third front claw
• dusty left third rear claw
• dusty left third rib
• dusty left thumb
• dusty left tibia
• dusty left twelfth rib
• dusty left ulna
• dusty ninth caudal vertebra
• dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
• dusty right clavicle
• dusty right eighth rib
• dusty right eleventh rib
• dusty right femur
• dusty right fibula
• dusty right fifth rib
• dusty right first front claw
• dusty right first rear claw
• dusty right first rib
• dusty right fourth front claw
• dusty right fourth rear claw
• dusty right fourth rib
• dusty right humerus
• dusty right kneecap
• dusty right ninth rib
• dusty right radius
• dusty right scapula
• dusty right second front claw
• dusty right second rear claw
• dusty right second rib
• dusty right seventh rib
• dusty right sixth rib
• dusty right tenth rib
• dusty right third front claw
• dusty right third rear claw
• dusty right third rib
• dusty right thumb
• dusty right tibia
• dusty right twelfth rib
• dusty right ulna
• dusty sacral vertebrae
• dusty second caudal vertebra
• dusty second cervical vertebra
• dusty second lumbar vertebra
• dusty second thoracic vertebra
• dusty seventh caudal vertebra
• dusty seventh cervical vertebra
• dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
• dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty sixth caudal vertebra
• dusty sixth cervical vertebra
• dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
• dusty sixth thoracic vertebra
• dusty tenth caudal vertebra
• dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
• dusty third caudal vertebra
• dusty third cervical vertebra
• dusty third lumbar vertebra
• dusty third thoracic vertebra
• dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
• dwarvish magazine
• dwarvish war helmet
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• eXtreme meat crossbow
• eXtreme meat staff
• eagle's milk
• ear poison
• eau de mort
• eaves droppers
• ectoplasm au jus
• ectoplasmic orbs
• ectoplasmic paste
• edible alien plant bit
• eel sauce
• eel skin
• eelskin hat
• eelskin pants
• eelskin shield
• eerie fetish
• eerily silent box
• effervescent potion
• eggbeater
• eighth plague
• elbow soup
• eldritch alignment spray
• eldritch distillate
• eldritch essence
• eldritch extract
• eldritch hammer
• eldritch hat
• eldritch ichor
• eldritch mushroom
• eldritch mushroom pizza
• eldritch oil
• eldritch pants
• eldritch rub
• eldritch scanner
• eldritch tincture
• eldritch tincture (depleted)
• electric Kool-Aid
• electric copperhead potion
• electric crutch
• electric mushroom
• electric pants
• electric snakebite
• electrician's hardhat
• electronic Brain Trainer game
• elemental paste
• elevenderizing hammer
• elevennis shoes
• elevent
• elf army field rations
• elf sleeper agent
• elven limbos gingerbread
• elven magi-pack
• elven moonshine
• elven socks
• elven suicide capsule
• elven tambourine
• elven whittling knife
• ember egg
• embering hunk
• embezzler's oil
• emergency glowstick
• emergency margarita
• emo roe
• emotion chip
• empty Rain-Doh can
• empty agua de vida bottle
• empty blowgun
• empty hourglass
• enchanted barbell
• enchanted bean burrito
• enchanted brass knuckles
• enchanted eyepatch
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• enchanted handwarmer
• enchanted toothpick
• enchantlers
• energized spores
• energy drink IV
• enhanced signal receiver
• ennui-flavored potato chips
• enticing mayolus
• envelope full of Meat
• eraser nubbin
• escargotsicle
• especially salty dog
• etched hourglass
• even more tinsel
• everfull glass
• evil flaming eyeball pendant
• evil golden arch
• evil golden arches
• evil googly eye
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• evil-ass club
• exactly-three-shaped box
• excitement pill
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• executive mime flask
• exotic parrot egg
• expensive camera
• expensive champagne
• expensive cigar
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• expired MRE
• exploding cigar
• exploding gum
• exploding hacky-sack
• explosion-flavored chewing gum
• extra DNA
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-flat panini
• extra-grubby grub
• extra-hard jawbreaker
• extra-large palm-frond toupee
• extra-potent gremlin mutagen
• extra-spicy bloody mary
• extra-strength goo
• extra-strength strongness elixir
• extra-toasted half sandwich
• extremely skinny jeans
• extremely slippery nipple
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• eye of newt
• eye-pod
• eyebrow lifter
• eyedrops of newt
• eyedrops of the ermine
• fabric hardener
• fabric softener
• facehugging alien
• fairy-worn boots
• fake cocktail
• false eyelashes
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy ball mask
• fancy beef jerky
• fancy beer label
• fancy black tie
• fancy but probably evil chocolate
• fancy canapés
• fancy chess set
• fancy chocolate
• fancy party pants
• fancy tophat
• fancy tuxedo pants
• farfalle bow tie
• fascinating alien plant sample
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• fat bottom quark
• fat stacks of cash
• fat wallet
• fear condenser
• feathered headdress
• felt
• ferret bait
• festive egg sac
• festive sausage
• festive warbear bank
• fettucini épines Inconnu
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fettucini Inconnu
• fetus-smashing club
• fez of etymology
• fiberglass fannypack
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass fingerguard
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• fiberglass insulation
• fiery wing
• filet of The Fish
• filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
• filled mosquito
• filthy armor
• filthy hippy poncho
• filthy monkey head
• filthy pestle
• filthy poultice
• fin-bit wax
• fine aged cheddarwurst
• finger cuffs
• finger exerciser
• fire ant pheromones
• fire crackers
• fire hose
• fire poi
• fire-roasted lake trout
• firemilk
• fireproof megaphone
• fireproof skip lid
• fish bazooka
• fish head
• fish juice box
• fish sauce
• fish-liver oil
• fishbone belt
• fishbone bracers
• fishbone catcher's mitt
• fishbone corset
• fishbone fins
• fishbone kneepads
• fishcake
• fishy fish
• fishy fish casserole
• fishy fish lasagna
• fishy paste
• fishy pipe
• fist turkey outline
• fistful of ashes
• fistful of wood shavings
• fitness wristband
• five-fingered fern resin
• fixed-gear bicycle
• fixodent
• fizzing spore pod
• fizzy potion
• flagellate flagon
• flagellate soup
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flame orb
• flamin' bindle
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming glowsticks
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming leaf crown
• flaming mushroom
• flaming mushroom wine
• flaming nose
• flaming pink shirt
• flamingo mallet
• flan del mar
• flapper floppers
• flapper fly
• flaregun
• flashing novelty button
• flask of Amontillado
• flask of egggrog
• flask of embalming fluid
• flask of moonshine
• flask of port
• flask of rainwater
• flat cider
• flat dough
• flat mushroom wine
• flavorless gruel
• flayed mind
• fleetwood mac 'n' cheese
• fleetwood macaroni
• fleshy lump
• fleshy putty
• flickering pixel
• flimsy hardwood scraps
• floaty gravel
• floaty inverse geode
• floaty pebbles
• floaty rock
• floaty rock helmet
• floaty rock necklace
• floaty rock pants
• floaty sand
• floaty stone sphere
• floorboard cruft
• floral print shirt
• floral-print skirt
• flour cookie
• flowing hippy skirt
• fluid of fudge-finding
• fluorescent lightbulb
• flyest of shirts
• flypaper staff
• flytrap bezoar
• flytrap pellet
• foam commodore's hat
• foam naval trousers
• foam noodle
• foam pistol
• foie gras
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (Jackass Plumber)
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (Yedi)
• folder (dancing dolphins)
• folder (holographic fractal)
• folder (magenta)
• folder (smiley face)
• folder (tranquil landscape)
• food mailing list
• foon
• foon of fearfulness
• foon of fleshiness
• foon of foulness
• foon of frigidity
• foon of fulmination
• foot-long hot daub
• forbidden danish
• forbidden sausage
• foreign box
• forest canopy bed
• forest spirit rattle
• forest tears
• fossilized necklace
• fossilized spike
• fossilized spine
• fountain 'soda'
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frankincenser
• frayed rope belt
• free boots
• free-range mushroom
• freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
• freightcake
• french-fry grabber
• fresh can of paint
• fresh coat of paint
• freshwater fishbone
• fried air
• frigid derringer
• frigid fudgepuck
• frigid hankyū
• frigid mote
• frigid ninja stars
• frigid-ass club
• frilly shirt
• frilly skirt
• frog lip-print
• frontwinder skin
• frost-rimed seal hide
• frozen Mob Penguin
• frozen danish
• frozen mushroom
• frozen shampoo-conditioner
• frozen tofu pop
• fruit basket
• fruit bowl
• fruit-stuffed rumcake
• fruitcake
• fruitfilm
• fruity girl swill
• fruity pebble
• frying brainpan
• fudge bunny
• fudge cube
• fudge lily
• fudge pocket square
• fudge spork
• fudgesicle
• funhouse mirror
• funky brass fez
• funky dried mushroom
• funky eyepatch
• funky junk key
• funny bone
• funny paper hat
• furry kilt
• furry pants
• furry pill
• furry skirt
• fusillocybin
• fustulent seal grulch
• future drug: Coolscaline
• fuzzy bracelets
• ga-ga radio
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• gaffer's tape
• gallon of milk
• gamer slurry
• gamma nog
• ganger bandana
• garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
• gas can
• gasmask
• gator shades
• gator skin
• gatorskin umbrella
• gattoo
• gauze hammock
• gauze shorts
• gazely stare
• gazing shoes
• gelatinous meat mass
• generic restorative potion
• genie bottle
• genie's bracers
• genie's pants
• genie's scimitar
• genie's turbane
• ghast iron Garibaldi
• ghast iron cleaver
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghast iron heater shield
• ghast iron ingot
• ghost beer
• ghost bit
• ghost pencil
• ghost pepper
• ghost protocol
• ghost shawl
• ghost thread
• ghost trap
• ghostly body paint
• ghostly ectoplasm
• ghostly pickling solution
• ghuol egg
• ghuol egg quiche
• ghuol guolash
• ghuol-ear kabob
• giant breath mint
• giant fishhook
• giant free-range mushroom
• giant giant moth dust
• giant glass of brandy
• giant marshmallow
• giant moxie weed
• giant neckbeard
• giant pearl
• giant stuffed bugbear
• gibson
• gift-a-pult
• gilded lily
• gilded trumpet
• gill rings
• gilt perfume bottle
• gimlet
• gin and tonic
• ginger snaps
• gingerbeard
• gingerbread cigarette
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread hoodie
• gingerbread horror
• gingerbread moneybag
• gingerbread mug
• gingerbread mutant bugbear
• gingerbread nylons
• gingerbread pirate
• gingerbread pistol
• gingerbread restraining order
• gingerbread robot
• gingerbread spice latte
• gingerbread tophat
• gingerbread trousers
• gingerbread waistcoat
• gingerbread wine
• gingernade
• gingerservo
• gingham blouse
• ginormous pumpkin
• giraffe-necked turtle
• glacial clock
• gladiator tunica
• glark cable
• glass casserole dish
• glass eye
• glass of "milk"
• glass of baboon milk
• glass of drippy wine
• glass of gnat milk
• glass of goat's milk
• glass of herbal tequila
• glass of raw eggs
• glass of warm milk
• glass slipper
• glistening staff
• glob of cream cheese
• glob of extra-green chlorophyll
• glob of salty molasses
• glob of undifferentiated tissue
• globe of Deep Sauce
• gloomy black mushroom
• gloomy mushroom wine
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing New Age crystal
• glowing frisbee
• glowing spore pod
• glowing syringe
• glyph of athleticism
• gnashing teeth
• gnat lasagna
• gnatloaf
• gnatloaf casserole
• gnatwing
• gnatwing earring
• gnauga hide
• gnauga hide buckler
• gnauga hide chaps
• gnauga hide kilt
• gnauga hide vest
• gnauga hide whip
• gnawed-up dog bone
• gnocchetti di Nietzsche
• gnoll-tooth necklace
• go-go potion
• goat cheese
• goat cheese pizza
• goat cheese taco
• goblin autoblowgun
• goblin bone hilt
• goblin collarbone
• goblin hunting spear
• goblin paste
• goblin water
• gold nuggets
• gold star
• gold tooth
• golden fleece
• golden gum
• golden monkey statuette
• golden sausage
• golden tattoo gun
• golden twig
• goo magnet
• good ash
• good gravy
• goodberry
• gooey drippy candy bar
• gooey lava globs
• gooey paste
• googly chest eyes
• googly eye
• googly-ball hat
• googly-heart hat
• googly-star hat
• gory drippy orb
• goth kid t-shirt
• goulauncher
• gourmet gourami oil
• government
• government cheese
• government per-diem
• government requisition form
• government-issue identification badge
• government-issued candy
• government-issued eyeshade
• government-issued necktie
• government-issued slacks
• gr8ps
• grain of sand
• grape troll doll
• grapefruit
• grapes
• grass blade
• grass clippings
• grass skirt
• grass whistle
• graveyard snowglobe
• gray bow tie
• gray seashell
• grease cannon
• grease gun
• grease trap
• greasy paste
• great old fashioned
• greedy ghostling
• green LavaCo Lamp™
• green and red bean
• green bean casserole
• green candy heart
• green candygram
• green drunki-bear
• green eggnog
• green hamhock
• green pill
• green rock candy
• green slime glob
• green smoke bomb
• green traffic cone
• green-frosted astral cupcake
• green-iced sweet roll
• gregarious ghostling
• gremlin juice
• gremlin mutagen
• grey cube
• grey down vest
• grey gosling
• grilled cheese sandwich
• grilled mooseflank
• grimstone galoshes
• grimy lab coat
• grinning ghostling
• grinning turtle
• grisly shell fragment
• grisly shield
• grizzled bearskin
• grody jug
• grog nuts
• groggipop
• grogtini
• groping claw
• grouchy restless spirit
• grouper fangirl
• groupie bra
• groupie lipstick
• groupie spangles
• groveling gravel
• grubby wool
• grubby wool beerwarmer
• grubby wool gloves
• grubby wool hat
• grubby wool scarf
• grubby wool trousers
• grubby woolball
• grue egg omelette
• grungy flannel shirt
• guard turtle collar
• guffin
• guild application
• guilty sprout
• gummi ammonite
• gummi belemnite
• gummi bowtie
• gummi canary
• gummi fang
• gummi trilobite
• gummi turtle
• gumshoes
• gun cleaning kit
• gun parts
• gunky chicken
• gunpowder burrito
• gunwale
• gunwale whalegun
• guts necklace
• gym shorts
• gyroscope
• haemolymphnode
• hair of the calf
• hair of the fish
• hair oil
• hair spray
• hairshirt
• hairy staff
• half double fruitcake
• half-digested coal
• half-empty carton of milk
• half-height cigar
• half-height unicycle
• half-orchid
• half-rotten brain
• half-sized guitar
• halfberd
• halibut
• ham steak
• hambrosier
• hamburger
• hamethyst-handled sixgun
• hamlet sandwich
• hand grenegg
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand of cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-carved bokken
• hand-carved bow
• hand-carved staff
• hand-knitted diving booties
• handful of Boltsmann bearings
• handful of Crotchety Pine needles
• handful of Laughing Willow bark
• handful of Smithereens
• handful of barley
• handful of bees
• handful of crafty noodles
• handful of fire
• handful of juicy garbage
• handful of napalm
• handful of numbers
• handful of stubble
• handful of toilet paper
• handmade hobby horse
• handsomeness potion
• handyman "hand soap"
• hangman's hood
• hard rock
• hard spore pod
• hardboiled egg
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardening cream
• hardware upgrade
• hare brush
• hare pin
• harem girl t-shirt
• haunted Hell ramen
• haunted bindle
• haunted cherry pie
• haunted doghouse
• haunted flame
• haunted martini
• haunted orange
• haunted pizza
• hawk
• hawkface potion
• hazardous sauce dosimeter
• head mirror
• head of emberg lettuce
• head-mounted Trainbot
• headless sparrow
• heart cozy
• heart of dark chocolate
• heart-shaped candy whetstone
• heart-shaped crate
• heat-resistant necktie
• heather graham cracker
• heavy D
• heavy crown
• heavy hot sauce
• heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
• heavy-duty clipboard
• hedgeturtle
• helm of the white knight
• hemlock helm
• hemp backpack
• hemp candy necklace
• hemp net
• hemp string
• henna face paint
• henna tattoo
• herb brownies
• herringcello
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hi-octane carrot juice
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• hibernating robot reindeer
• hibiscus petal
• high-calorie sugar substitute
• high-end ginger wine
• high-pressure seltzer bottle
• high-speed upgrade
• high-temperature mining drill
• high-temperature mining mask
• hill of beans
• hippo skin buckler
• hippo tutu
• hippo whip
• hippopotamus kilt
• hippopotamus pants
• hippopotamus skin
• hippopotamus skirt
• hipposkin poncho
• hippy bongo
• hippy herbal tea
• hippy medical kit
• hippy paste
• hipster cocktail
• hoarded candy wad
• hobo code binder
• hobo dungarees
• hobo monkey
• hobo paste
• hobo stogie
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday cheese log
• holiday log
• hollow rock
• holy bomb, batman
• homeless hobo spirit
• homemade robot
• homemade robot gear
• honey bun of Boris
• honey dipper
• honey mead
• honey stick
• honey-dew
• honey-dipped locust
• honey-drenched ham slice
• honeybritches
• honeycap
• honeypot
• hopeful candle
• hopping socks
• hot and sour sauce
• hot ashes
• hot buttered roll
• hot button candy
• hot cluster
• hot clusterbomb
• hot coal
• hot cross bow
• hot date
• hot daub
• hot daub bun
• hot daub stand
• hot jelly
• hot nuggets
• hot powder
• hot spore pod
• hot stuffing
• hot wad
• hot watered rum
• hot wine
• hot wing
• hot-ass club
• hothammer
• hourglass
• house of twigs and spit
• house-sized mushroom
• housekeeping automa-core
• hovering sombrero
• huge mint leaf
• huge mosquito proboscis
• huge pumpkin
• human musk
• humble pie
• humming El Vibrato drone
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hushed puppy
• hustler shades
• hyperinflated seal lung
• hypnodisk
• iFlail
• iGoogly
• ice baby
• ice cream sandwich
• ice pick
• ice porter
• ice rice
• ice sickle
• ice skate decoy
• ice skate doll
• ice skates
• ice wine
• ice-cold Cloaca Zero
• iceberg lettuce
• iceberglet
• iced plum wine
• icing poncho
• icy hairspray
• icy mushroom wine
• illegal firecracker
• illicit fish sauce
• imaginary lemon
• imbued seal-blubber candle
• imitation White Russian
• imitation crab crate
• imitation crab meat
• imitation crab zoea
• imitation nice watch
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• immense free-range mushroom
• imp air
• imported taffy
• improved martini
• in-the-box spring shoes
• incense bath ball
• incredible pizza
• incredibly creepy marionette
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indescribably horrible paste
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• industrial lubricant
• industrial strength starch
• industrially-crushed ice
• infant sandworm
• infernal snowball
• infinite BACON machine
• inflammable leaf
• inflatable LT&T telegraph office
• inflatable baseball bat
• infrablack lipstick
• ingot of seal-iron
• ingot turtle
• ink bladder
• inkwell
• inky squid sauce
• innuendo
• insane tophat
• insanely spicy bean burrito
• insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
• insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
• insulting hat
• intact anemone spike
• intact medium-wave antenna
• interesting clod of dirt
• intergalactic pom poms
• interrogative elixir
• intimidating coiffure
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral III
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• invisibility cream
• invisibility potion
• invisible potion
• ion grid
• iron chain
• iron dagger
• iron helmet
• iron pasta spoon
• iron torso box
• ironic battle spoon
• ironic jogging shorts
• ironic knit cap
• ironic mint
• ironic moustache
• ironic oversized sunglasses
• irradiated pet snacks
• irradiated turtle
• irresistibility potion
• irritability potion
• ittah bittah hookah
• jabañero pepper
• jabañero-flavored chewing gum
• jack flapper
• jagged scrap metal
• jagged tooth
• jalapeño slices
• jam band bootleg
• jamfish jam
• jangly spurs
• janitor sponge
• janitor's mop
• jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
• jar of fermented pickle juice
• jar of frostigkraut
• jar of magical relish
• jar of swamp gas
• java cookie
• jazz soap
• jazzy cigarette holder
• jellyfish gel
• jewel-eyed wizard hat
• jigsaw blade
• jingle bell
• jingling spore pod
• jitterbug larva
• jive turkey leg
• joybuzzer
• jug of "wine"
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• jug of booze
• jug of hamethyst juice
• jug of porquoise juice
• jug-o-magicalness
• jumbo olive
• jumping bean burrito
• jumping bean taco
• juniper berries
• junk band
• junk food
• junk trunks
• junk yard
• junk-mail shirt
• kamicorpse-ee
• kelp
• kelp-holly drape
• kelp-holly gun
• kerosene-soaked skip
• ketchup
• kevlateflocite helmet
• kill screen
• killer rag doll
• kilopede skull
• kite
• kitten burglar
• kiwi
• knob bugle
• knob ka-bobs
• knob mushroom wine
• knobby helmet turtle
• knobby kneepads
• knoll mushroom wine
• knuckle sandwich
• kobold treasure hoard
• kumquartz
• kumquat
• kumquat supersucker
• lab-grown meat
• labrador cookie
• large cocoa eggshell fragment
• large pile of sand
• large stone triangle
• large tankard of ale
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• laser-broiled pear
• latte lovers club card
• latte lovers member's mug
• lava balaclava
• lava cake
• lavalarva
• lavawater
• lavender candygram
• lavender plastic oyster egg
• law-abiding citizen cane
• lawn dart
• lead collar
• lead necklace
• lead umbrella
• lead yo-yo
• leaf
• leafy browns
• leather aviator's cap
• leather glove
• leathery bat skin
• leathery cat skin
• left bear arm
• left bracket
• left half of a heart necklace
• left-handed melodica
• leftover canapés
• leftover chocolate bar
• leftover pasty
• leftovers of indeterminate origin
• leftovers sandwich
• leg-mounted Trainbots
• leggings of the Spider Queen
• legitimate business on the beach
• lemon
• lemon popsicle
• lemonhead caviar
• lemony scales
• length of string
• leotarrrd
• less-than-three-shaped box
• lesser grodulated violet
• li'l ghost costume
• li'l knight costume
• li'l orphan tot
• liar's pants
• libation of liveliness
• libertagliatelle
• licorice boa
• licorice garrote
• licorice root
• licorice snake
• licorice whip
• lifeless meat doll
• lihc eye pie
• lime
• lime supersucker
• lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
• limepatch
• limp broccoli
• linguini immondizia bianco
• linguini of the sea
• linoleum crossbow
• linoleum helmet turtle
• linoleum meat stack
• linoleum staff
• linoleum stick
• lint
• lion musk
• lip soup
• liquid SONAR
• liquid bread
• liquid ice
• liquid ice pack
• liquid rhinestones
• liquid smoke
• lit leaf lasso
• literal grasshopper
• little box of fireworks
• little deuce cape
• little firkin
• little parachute guy
• little piece of steel
• little red .epub file
• little red jam
• little round pebble
• little wooden mannequin
• live lobster
• live nautical mine
• live wire
• liver and let pie
• liver popsicle
• llama lama cria
• loaf of alien bread
• loaf of soda bread
• loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
• locked mumming trunk
• lodestone
• logic synthesizer
• long pork casserole
• long pork chop sandwiches
• long pork lasagna
• long-forgotten necklace
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• longhaired hippy wig
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• loose blade
• los chinos
• lost elf luggage
• lotion of coldness
• lotion of hotness
• lotion of sleaziness
• lotion of spookiness
• lotion of stench
• love
• low tide martini
• lowercase a
• lucky Tam O'Shanter
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky ball-and-chain
• lucky cat's paw
• lucky gold ring
• lucky lighter
• lucky-ish pill
• lump of Saccharine Maple sap
• lump of bauxite
• lump of goofball ore
• lump of loyal latite
• lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
• lupine appetite hormones
• lustrous drippy orb
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• lychee chuhai
• lynyrd musk
• lynyrd skinner toothblack
• lynyrdskin breeches
• lynyrdskin cap
• lynyrdskin tunic
• machine elf capsule
• mafia aria
• mafia pointer finger ring
• mafia wedding ring
• magic dragonfish fry
• magic lamp
• magical baguette
• magical battery
• magical mystery juice
• magicalness-in-a-can
• magnetic field
• magnifying glass
• magnolia blossom
• magnum of fancy champagne
• maiden wig
• makeshift cape
• makeshift castanets
• makeshift crane
• makeshift sixgun
• makeshift skirt
• makeshift turban
• malevolent medallion
• mana curds
• mana-basted tofurkey leg
• mana-coated yams
• mana-fortified cranberry sauce
• mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
• mandarina colada
• mandarina colada with a fly in it
• mangled finger
• mangled squirrel
• manly bloomers
• mannequin leg
• mantis skull
• many-eyed glasses
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to a candy-rich block
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• maple syrup
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• mariachi pants
• mariachi toothpaste
• marinara jug
• marine aquamarine
• marionette
• marionette collective
• marshmallow bomb
• marshmallow flambé
• marshroom
• martiny
• mashed potatoes
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• massive sitar
• massive wrench
• mayfly bait necklace
• mayo pump
• meat cowboy hat
• meat face
• meat paste
• meat shield
• meat st‰¿bing club
• meat vortex
• meatball
• meatball machine
• meatcar model
• meatloaf helmet
• meatspout staff
• meaty helmet turtle
• medium slimy cyst
• medium stone triangle
• megacopia
• melon-infused sake
• melted Jell-o shot
• melty plastic grenade
• memory of a C
• memory of a CA base pair
• memory of a CG base pair
• memory of a CT base pair
• memory of a GT base pair
• memory of a T
• memory of an A
• memory of an AG base pair
• memory of an AT base pair
• menorette
• mentholated wine
• menudo
• mercenary headband
• mercenary pistol
• mercenary rifle
• mermaid's purse
• mesquito proboscis
• messenger bag RNA
• metal band T-shirt
• metal mandible
• metallic A
• metallic foil bow
• metallic foil cat ears
• metallic foil radar dish
• metandienone
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• micronova
• microwave stogie
• mid-level medieval mead
• midget clownfish
• midriff scrubs
• milestone
• military candy cane
• military-grade peppermint oil
• milk of magnesium
• milky potion
• mime army challenge coin
• mime army insignia (intelligence)
• mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
• mime army insignia (sanitation)
• mime army shotglass
• mimosette
• mince pie
• mind flayer corpse
• mineapple
• mini kiwi
• mini kiwi aioli
• mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
• mini kiwi bikini
• mini kiwi digitized cookies
• mini kiwi egg
• mini kiwi icepick
• mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
• mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
• mini kiwi invisible dirigible
• mini kiwi silicon tiepin
• mini kiwi tipi
• mini kiwi whipping stick
• mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
• mini kiwitini
• mini-martini
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature Embering Hulk
• miniature Jacob's ladder
• miniature antlers
• miniature castagnets
• miniature coffin
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature gravy-covered maypole
• miniature life preserver
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature stuffed Goth Giant
• miniature tophat
• miniscule beatbox
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
• mint condition magnifying glass
• mint-in-box Powerful Glove
• mirrored aviator shades
• misfit dolly
• misfit hobby horse
• misfit teddy bear
• missing semicolon
• missing wine
• mixed wildflower greens
• mocking turtle
• model train set
• modern picture frame
• moist barrel
• moist sack
• moist sailor's cap
• mojo filter
• mole molé
• molehill mountain
• molotov cocktail cocktail
• molten medallion
• molten scrap metal
• monkey barf
• monomolecular yo-yo
• monster bait
• monster pants
• monstrous monocle
• moomy dust
• moon-amber
• moon-amber necklace
• moonberry wine cooler
• moonglasses
• moose chocolate
• moose thought
• mooseflank
• moosemeat pie
• moreltini
• morning dew
• moss floss
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• mostly-broken sunglasses
• mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
• mother's little helper
• mother's necklace
• mother's secret recipe
• motivational poster
• mouldering barrel
• mountain lion skin
• mourning wine
• mouse skull
• moustache sock
• moveable feast
• moxie magnet
• moxie weed
• muddy pirate hat
• muddy skirt
• muffled muffuletta
• mulberry
• mulled berry wine
• mulled blood
• mulled cider
• mulled hobo wine
• mulled wine
• mullet wig
• mummified entombed cookbookbat
• mumming trunk
• mummy costume
• mummy mask
• mummy wrapping
• murderbot component casing
• murderbot live wire
• murderbot mask
• murderbot memory chip
• murderbot monofilament
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot power cell
• murderbot shield unit
• murderbot spring injector
• murderbot whip
• murky potion
• muscle oil
• muscular soup
• mushroom filet
• mushroom pizza
• mushroom slab
• mushroom whiskey
• musk turtle
• muskox-skin cap
• musty moccasins
• mutant arm
• mutant cactus bud
• mutant crown
• mutant fire ant egg
• mutant gila monster egg
• mutant legs
• mutant rattlesnake egg
• mutated candy lump
• mylar scout drone
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious chemical residue
• mysterious chest
• mystery lollipop
• nachos of the night
• nail file
• nailswurst
• name change form
• nanite-infested fruitcake
• nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear
• nasty gum
• nasty rat mask
• nasty-ass club
• nasty-smelling moss
• nastygeist
• nativity shorts
• natto marble soda
• natto pocky
• natural fennel soda
• natural magick candle
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• navel ring of navel gazing
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• necrotizing body spray
• neg grog
• nega-mushroom
• nega-mushroom wine
• negotiatin' hammer
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• neutron lollipop
• new habit
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nice warm beer
• nicksilver ring
• nicksilver spurs
• ninja eyeblack
• ninja fear powder
• ninja hot pants
• ninja mop
• ninja pirate zombie robot
• ninjammies
• noir fedora
• non-Euclidean angle
• non-aged vinegar
• non-stick pugil stick
• normal barrel
• norwhal helmet
• nosy nose ringy ring
• note from Clancy
• nothingtini
• noticeable pumps
• novelty fruit hat
• novelty monorail ticket
• noxious gas grenade
• nozzle of the Phoenix
• nugget of sicksilver
• nugget of sodium
• numberwang
• nutcracking pliers
• nutty organic salad
• obnoxious riddle
• ocarina of space
• occult jelly donut
• octolus oculus
• octolus-skin cloak
• octopus's spade
• odd silver coin
• odor extractor
• off-hand balloon
• offensive moustache
• office-supply crossbow
• officer's nog
• oil lamp
• oil pan
• oil shell
• oil-filled donut
• oily boid
• oily golden mushroom
• oily mushroom wine
• oily paste
• old ball and chain
• old bronzer
• old candy wrapper
• old chum
• old dry bone
• old eyebrow pencil
• old patched suit-pants
• old rosewater cream
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old school beer pull tab
• old soft shoes
• old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
• old-school pirate grog
• oldcake
• olive
• olive lo mein
• olive stir-fry
• one glove
• one million meat pancakes
• one piece of bubble gum
• one pill
• one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
• one-day ticket to The Glaciest
• one-winged stab bat
• onion shurikens
• onyx pawn
• onyx rook
• opera mask
• opium grenade
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange
• orange candygram
• orange glowstick
• orange leather lanyard
• orange popsicle
• orange slime glob
• orange snowcone
• orange traffic cone
• orange-frosted astral cupcake
• orc paste
• orcish hand lotion
• orcish nailing lube
• orcish rubber
• organ grinder
• organic potpourri
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami pasties
• origami riding crop
• original G
• oriole-feather headdress
• ornamental sextant
• orphan baby yeti
• out-of-tune biwa
• out-of-work circus flea
• outlaw bandana
• outrageous sombrero
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overcookie
• overflowing gift basket
• overloaded Yule battery
• overloaded micro-reactor
• overloaded short-pulse transistor
• overpriced "imported" beer
• oversized fish scaler
• oversized ice molecule
• oversized pipe
• ovoid leather thing
• oxygenated eggnog helmet
• oyster egg balloon
• oyster sauce
• pacification grenade
• packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
• packaged Everfull Dart Holster
• packaged Jurassic Parka
• packaged Pocket Professor
• packaged Roman Candelabra
• packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
• packaged backup camera
• packaged cold medicine cabinet
• packaged familiar scrapbook
• packaged industrial fire extinguisher
• packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
• packaged miniature crystal ball
• packaged model train set
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of mayfly bait
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of orchid seeds
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of tofurkey gravy
• packet of winter seeds
• padded tortoise
• page of the Necrohobocon
• painful penne pasta
• paint bomb
• paint palette
• painted shield
• painted turtle
• pair of bolt cutters
• pair of candy glasses
• pair of government shades
• pair of plants
• pair of ragged claws
• pair of scissors
• paisley spore pod
• palm frond
• palm-frond capris
• palm-frond cloak
• palm-frond fan
• palm-frond net
• palm-frond toupee
• palm-frond whip
• panhandle panhandling hat
• panicked kernel
• pantogram
• panty raider camouflage
• papaya
• papaya taco
• paperclip cape
• paperclip pants
• paperclip sproinger
• paperclip turban
• paperclip-on tie
• papier-mâché base
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché toothpicks
• papier-mâché trophy piñata
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• papier-mâchine gun
• papier-mâchuridars
• papier-masque
• papier-mitre
• papier-mochi
• papotion of papower
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paraffin punching bag
• parasitic claw
• parasitic headgnawer
• parasitic strangleworm
• parasitic tentacles
• parisian cathouse
• party balloon
• party beer bomb
• party crasher
• party hat
• party mouse hat
• party platter for one
• party pup
• party whip
• passable elf mask
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• pat of butter
• patch of extra-warm fur
• patchouli incense stick
• patchouli oil bomb
• patent aggression tonic
• patent alacrity tonic
• patent antipsychotics
• patent avarice tonic
• patent invisibility tonic
• patent preventative tonic
• patent sallowness tonic
• peace accordion
• peach
• peach lozenge
• peanut sauce
• pear
• pear lozenge
• pear supersucker
• pear tart
• pearidot
• pearlescent oyster egg
• pebble of proud pyrite
• pec oil
• pecan pie
• pegfinger
• pencil kunai
• pencil stub
• penguin focaccia bread
• penguin shorts
• penguin skin
• penguin skin buckler
• penguin thesaurus
• penguin whip
• penguin-smacking club
• penguinskin mini-kilt
• penguinskin mini-skirt
• pentacorn hat
• peppermint bomb
• peppermint donut
• peppermint eel sauce
• peppermint parasol
• peppermint rhino baby
• peppermint spine
• peppermint sprig
• peppermint tack
• peppermint-scented socks
• percent sign
• perfectly fair coin
• perfectly ordinary frog
• perfume of prejudice
• perl necklace
• pernicious cudgel
• perpendicular guano
• perpendicular hula with a fly in it
• personal graffiti kit
• personal raindrop
• personalizable gingerbread cookie
• personalized wassail stein
• pestopiary
• pet anchor
• pet anemone
• pet rock "Groucho" disguise
• pet rock "Snooty" disguise
• petit 4.1
• petit fortran
• petrified time
• petrified wood
• pewter candlestick
• pewter shavings
• ph balancer
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• philter of phorce
• phish stick
• phonics down
• photo booth sized crate
• pickelhaube
• pickle-flavored chewing gum
• pickled bread
• pickled egg
• pickpocket protector
• picky tweezers
• picture of you
• pie crust
• pig-iron bracers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• pigeon egg
• piggy tattoo
• pile of Trainbot parts
• pile of dungeon junk
• pile of gold coins
• pile of gritty sand
• pile of jumping beans
• pile of loose snow
• pile of sand
• pile of smoking rags
• pilgrim shield
• pill cup
• pillow shell
• pimpin' meat hat
• pin-stripe slacks
• pine cone
• pine tar
• pineapple slab
• ping-pong ball
• ping-pong paddle
• pink candygram
• pink glowstick
• pink slime
• pink-belly slapper
• pipe wrench
• piping organ pie
• piracetam
• piranha pollen
• pirate brochure
• pirate encryption key (complete)
• pirate encryption key alpha
• pirate encryption key bravo
• pirate encryption key charlie
• pirate encryption key delta
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pamphlet
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate paste
• pirate pelvis
• pirate radio ring
• pirate shaving cream
• pirate shirt
• pirate tract
• piratical blunderbuss
• piscatini
• pitted sheet metal
• pixel beer
• pixel bread
• pixel chain whip
• pixel daiquiri
• pixel lemon
• pixel morning star
• pixel rock
• pixel star
• pixel whiskey
• plague pie
• plaid bandage
• plaid cowboy hat
• plaid skirt
• plain bagel
• plain brown wrapper
• plain calzone
• plain old beer
• plain pizza
• plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• plastic Jefferson wings
• plastic bazooka
• plastic bib
• plastic cup of beer
• plastic cup of flat beer
• plastic guitar
• plastic nunchaku
• plastic passion fruit
• plastic piranha pot
• plastic pirate hat
• plastic pumpkin bucket
• plastic spider ring
• plastic vampire fangs
• plate of Frigid Northern Beans
• plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
• plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
• plexifoam chin strap
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pikestaff
• plexiglass pinky ring
• plexiglass pith helmet
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• plot hole
• plum
• plum lozenge
• plump free-range mushroom
• plush alielf
• plush alien hamsterpus
• plush dogcat
• plush ferrelf
• plush hamsterpus
• plush mutated alielephant
• plush mutated alielf
• plush sea serpent
• pocket ace
• pocket lint (blue)
• pocket lint (green)
• pocket lint (orange)
• pocket lint (white)
• pocket maze
• pocket theremin
• pog #01 (spider)
• pog #03 (warwelf)
• pog #05 (ninja snowman)
• pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
• pog #10 (hobo)
• pogo stick
• pointed stick
• pointy mushroom
• pointy mushroom wine
• pointy red hat
• poison pen
• poisonous caviar
• poisonsettia
• poker face paint
• polo trophy
• polyeaster egg
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• pompadour'd puppy
• poncho de azucar
• pool of liquid metal
• pool shark hair oil
• popcorn
• poppy
• popular tart
• porcelain candy dish
• porcelain pelerine
• porcelain pepper mill
• porcelain phantom mask
• porcelain plus-fours
• porcelain police baton
• porcelain porkpie
• porcelain powder
• pork elf goodies sack
• porkpocket
• porquoise bracelet
• porquoise eyebrow ring
• porquoise-handled sixgun
• portable Mayo Clinic
• portable corkscrew
• portable dam
• portable housekeeping robot
• portable pantogram
• portable photocopier
• portable ping-pong table
• portable steam unit
• portable wall
• possessed sugar cube
• possessed tomato
• possessed top
• possibility potion
• post-holiday sale coupon
• potato alarm clock
• potato masher
• potato pistol
• potent potion of potency
• potion of X-ray vision
• potion of animal rage
• potion of potency
• potion of spiritual gunkifying
• potion of the field gar
• potion of the litterbox
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• pottery club
• pottery hat
• pottery training pants
• pottery yo-yo
• poutine
• poutine pole
• powdered dice
• powdered donut
• powdered gold
• powdered madness
• powdered organs
• powdered oxygen
• powdered powdered sugar
• powdered sealbone
• powdered toad horn
• power pill
• power seed
• pr0n cocktail
• pr0n legs
• pr0n m4nic0tti
• pr0n stir-fry
• pr0n taco
• prank Crimbo card
• praying Grim Brother
• precision snowball
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• pregnant oily golden mushroom
• prehistoric spear
• prescription noodles
• present
• pressurized potion of perception
• pressurized potion of perspicacity
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• pressurized potion of possessiveness
• pressurized potion of proficiency
• pressurized potion of puissance
• pressurized potion of pulchritude
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien booze
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien mask
• primitive alien medicine
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien salad
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• primitive candy cane
• print screen button
• prismatic wad
• pristine piranha seed
• pristine walrus tusk
• pro skateboard
• probability potion
• procrastination potion
• programmable turtle
• prohie's hat
• projectile chemistry set
• projectile icemaker
• propeller beanie
• prosthetic forehead
• protection stick
• protein paste
• proto-proto-protozoa
• protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
• protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
• protogenetic chunklet (lips)
• protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
• protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
• protonic accelerator pack
• prototype stimulant
• prussian cathouse with a fly in it
• psychic's amulet
• psychic's circlet
• psychic's crystal ball
• psychic's pslacks
• psycho sweater
• pufferfish spine
• pulled blue taffy
• pulled green taffy
• pulled indigo taffy
• pulled orange taffy
• pulled red taffy
• pulled violet taffy
• pulsing flesh
• pump-up high-tops
• pumpkin bomb
• pumpkin juice
• pumpkinhead mask
• punching mirror
• punk patch
• puppet strings
• purple corpsel
• purple glowstick
• purple snowcone
• purple-frosted astral cupcake
• purpleheart "pants"
• purpleheart logs
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy adder oil
• pygmy blowgun
• pygmy briefs
• pygmy bugbear shaman
• pygmy concertinette
• pygmy phone number
• pygmy spear
• pygmy witchhazel
• quadroculars
• quake of arrows
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quantum nanopolymer spider web
• quantum of familiar
• quantum taco
• quantum watch
• question juice
• questionable taco
• quicksilver ring
• quirky accordion
• rabbit punch
• radiation-resistant helmet
• radiator heater shield
• radio button candy
• radioactive spider venom
• radium-flavored potato chips
• raffle ticket
• rainbow bomb
• rainbow jellybean
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rainbow tie
• raisin
• ram horns
• ram stick
• ram-battering staff
• ramekin of space nuts
• rare oboe
• raspberry
• raspberry beret
• rat appendix
• rat appendix kabob
• rat appendix stir-fry
• rat carcass
• rat scrapple
• ratarang
• ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• ratgut
• ratini
• ratskin belt
• ratskin pajama pants
• rattail whip
• rattler gland
• rattler rattle
• rattlesnake enrager
• ratty knitted cap
• ravioli della hippy
• raw bread
• raw cranberry sauce
• raw gravy
• raw green beans
• raw mincemeat
• raw potato
• raw stuffing
• raw sweet potato
• raw turkey
• razor-sharp can lid
• razor-tipped yo-yo
• real cowboy hat
• realistic cap gun
• really dense meat stack
• really nice lump of coal
• really nice net
• really really sticky spider web
• really sticky spider web
• really thick bandage
• really thick spine
• record of infuriating silence
• record of infuriating silence (used)
• record of menacing silence
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recovered cufflinks
• recursive spline reticulator
• red LavaCo Lamp™
• red ale
• red and green rain stick
• red and white claret
• red balloon
• red blood cells
• red button
• red coat
• red coin
• red drunki-bear
• red eye
• red foxglove
• red gummi ingot
• red letter
• red money bag
• red plumber's boots
• red red wine
• red rocket
• red rum
• red shirt
• red shoe
• red traffic cone
• red tulip
• red velvet cake
• red white and blue claret
• red-headed corpse
• red-hot boilermaker
• red-hot jawbreaker
• red-hot knucklebone
• red-hot medallion
• red-hot poker
• red-soled high heels
• red-spotted snapper roe
• redwood rain stick
• refrigerated biohazard container
• refurbished air fryer
• regret hose
• regular-size brogurt
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• reinforced beaded headband
• reinforced furry underpants
• reliable sixgun
• reodorant
• repaid diaper
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• repeating crossbow
• replica Elf Guard medal
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica bat-oomerang
• replica key
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• returned Thinknerd package
• reverse Tantalus
• reverse-oscillating klystron
• rhinestone
• rhinestone cowboy shirt
• rhinestone cowhorn
• rhinoceros horn
• ribbon candy
• ribcage rollcage
• rice bowl
• ridiculous belt
• ridiculous cocktail
• ridiculous sandwich
• ridiculous sunglasses
• rigging knot
• right bear arm
• right half of a heart necklace
• right parenthesis
• ring
• ring of adornment
• ring of aggravate monster
• ring of cold resistance
• ring of fire resistance
• ring of gain strength
• ring of increase damage
• ring of teleportation
• ring of the Skeleton Lord
• rinky-dink sixgun
• roasted duck
• roasted marshmallow
• roasted vegetable focaccia
• roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
• robin flan
• robin nog
• robin's egg
• robot grease
• [2108]rock
• rock lobster
• rocket fuel
• rockfish stomach
• rockin' wagon with a fly in it
• rocky raccoon
• rocky road ice cream
• rodeo whiskey
• rogue swarmer
• roll of meat
• roller skate decoy
• roller skate doll
• rolling pin
• root beer
• rope with some soap on it
• rose-colored glasses
• rotting barrel
• rotting beefsteak
• rotting cowskin
• rough fish scale
• round green sunglasses
• royal jelly
• royal jelly taco
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rubber baby doll
• rubber band gun
• rubber doll head
• rubber emo roe
• rubber nubbin
• rubber spatula
• rubber spider
• ruby W
• ruby on canes
• rum-soaked fruitcake
• rune-strewn spoon cocoon
• runny fermented egg
• runproof mascara
• rusted-out shootin' iron
• rusty bonesaw
• rusty compass
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty metal key
• rusty metal ring
• rusty metal shaft
• rusty piece of rebar
• rusty porthole
• rusty rivet
• rusty speargun
• rusty staff
• rusty valve wheel
• rutabuga bag
• rxr shield
• s'more gun
• sabre teeth
• sachet of strange powder
• sack lunch
• sack of doorknobs
• safety vest
• salacious crumbs
• salacious lychee chuhai
• salacious screwdiver
• salamander slurry
• salamander spleen
• salt plum
• salt plum sake
• salt wages
• salt water taffy
• salted mutton
• saltwaterbed
• salty drippy candy bar
• salty gumdrop
• salty slug
• sampler size toothpaste
• samurai turtle
• samurai turtle helmet
• sane hatrack
• sangria
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• sauce of the ages
• sausage bomb
• sausage golem
• sausage pizza
• sausage without a cause
• sausage wonton
• savings bond
• savory crossbow
• savory dry noodles
• savory staff
• savoy truffle
• sawblade fragment
• sawed-off blunderbuss
• scabrous seal epaulets
• scary death orb
• scepter of the Skeleton Lord
• school spirit socket set
• scintillating powder
• scotch on the rocks
• scrap metal
• scrap of shadow
• screwdiver
• scroll case
• scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
• scroll of minor invulnerability
• scroll of protection from lycanthropes
• sea avocado
• sea blueberry
• sea broccoli
• sea carrot
• sea cauliflower
• sea cucumber
• sea grease
• sea honeydew
• sea lasso
• sea lychee
• sea persimmon
• sea radish
• sea salt crystal
• sea tangelo
• sea truffle
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal lube
• seal medal
• seal tooth
• sealhide belt
• sealhide buckler
• sealhide cloak
• sealhide gloves
• sealhide hood
• sealhide leggings
• sealhide moccasins
• sealhide seal doll
• sealhide snare
• sealhide whip
• sealskin drum
• seared dino steak
• seaweed
• sebaceous shield
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• secret from the future
• secret mummy herbs and spices
• security automa-core
• seegar butt
• self-dribbling basketball
• self-repairing earmuffs
• senate fly thorax
• sensitive poetry journal
• sentient meat mass
• sequin-encrusted sweater
• sequined fez
• serum of sarcasm
• servomechanical torsion facilitator
• set of Unobtainium straps
• set of jacks
• severed flipper
• severed rocking horse head
• sew-on bandage
• sewer nuggets
• sewer snake
• sewer turtle
• sewer wad
• sewing kit
• shadow bread
• shadow brick
• shadow candle
• shadow candy
• shadow chef's hat
• shadow flame
• shadow fluid
• shadow glass
• shadow hammer
• shadow hot dog
• shadow ice
• shadow martini
• shadow monocle
• shadow nectar
• shadow needle
• shadow pill
• shadow sausage
• shadow sinew
• shadow skin
• shadow stick
• shadow trousers
• shadow venom
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shadowy seal eye
• shady shades
• shaker of dry rub
• sham champagne
• shamanic beads
• shamanic ham
• shapeless wide-brimmed hat
• shark cartilage
• shark jumper
• shark tooth
• shark tooth necklace
• sharkfin gumbo
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened hubcap
• shavin' razor
• shaving cream
• sheet cake
• shellacked shell
• shells a la shellfish
• shield of the Skeleton Lord
• shim of shame shale
• shin gourds
• shingle
• shining goblet
• shining halo
• shining star cap
• shipwright's hammer
• shock belt
• shock collar
• shocked shell
• shoe gum
• shoo-fish pie
• shopkeeper beard
• short beer
• short calculator
• short deposition
• short glass of water
• short stack of pancakes
• short stick of butter
• short white
• short writ of habeas corpus
• shortest-order cook
• shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• shot of flower schnapps
• shot of mescal
• shot of nepenthe schnapps
• shot of wasp venom
• shoulder-mounted Trainbot
• shoulder-warming lotion
• shrapnel jelly donut
• shredded hellseal hide
• shrimp cocktail
• shrine to the Barrel god
• shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
• shrinking powder
• shroomtini
• shuriken salad
• shushed potatoes
• sicksilver ring
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal fragment
• signal receiver
• silent A
• silent G
• silent K
• silent N
• silent R
• silent S
• silent T
• silent V
• silent beret
• silent pea shooter
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cow creamer
• silver sausage
• silver shrimp fork
• silver table-scraper
• simple AI
• single atom
• single entendre
• single swig of vodka
• single-serving herbal stuffing
• single-use dust mask
• sinister altar fragment
• sinister ancient tablet
• sinister demon mask
• sinister-looking cat
• sinistral homunculus
• six pack of Mountain Stream
• six tiny wedges of goat cheese
• six-armed sweater
• six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
• sizzling seal fat
• skate blade
• skate board
• skate skates
• skate skin
• skeleton beans
• skeleton key
• skeleton key ring
• skeletortoise
• skewer
• skewer-mounted razor blade
• skewered cat appendix
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• skin oil
• skull gearshift knob
• slab of sponge
• slap and slap again
• slap and slap again recipe
• slap and tickle with a fly in it
• sleaze cluster
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleaze nuggets
• sleaze powder
• sleaze wad
• sleazy and sour sauce
• sleazy bindle
• sleazy fairy gravy
• sleep mask
• sleeping patriotic eagle
• sleeping piano cat
• slice of pizza
• slicksilver ring
• slicksilver spurs
• slide rule
• slightly peevedbow
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime shooter
• slime waders
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked brain
• slime-soaked sweat gland
• slimy alveolus
• slimy chest
• slimy paste
• slimy sweetbreads
• slingshot
• slippery when wet shield
• slow jam collection
• sludgesicle
• slug of vodka
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small box
• small golem
• small gummi fin
• small pile of sand
• small slimy cyst
• small stone triangle
• smart watch
• smashed danish
• smellbook
• smelted roe
• smile-sharpening stone
• smiley-face sticker
• smoked potsherd
• smoker's cloak
• smoking talon
• smoky potion
• smoldering bagel punch
• smoldering box
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• smoldering staff
• smooth mushroom wine
• smooth velvet bra
• smooth velvet hanky
• smooth velvet hat
• smooth velvet pants
• smooth velvet pocket square
• smooth velvet shirt
• smooth velvet socks
• smudge stick
• smudged alchemical recipe
• snailmail bits
• snailmail breeches
• snailmail coif
• snailmail hauberk
• snake
• snake oil
• snake skin
• snakebite
• snakeskin cowboy hat
• snakeskin jacket
• snakeskin thighboots
• snapdragon pistil
• sneakeasies
• sneaky wrapping paper
• snow belly
• snow cleats
• snow crab
• snow fort
• snow hat
• snow pants
• snowpack
• snowstick
• sober pill
• sock garters
• soda water
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• software bug
• software glitch
• soggy elf shoes
• soggy seed packet
• soggy wofl t-shirt
• soilzerac
• solid asbestos box
• solid chrome box
• solid gold jewel
• solid linoleum box
• solid shifting time weirdness
• solid state loom
• sonar-in-a-biscuit
• sorority brain
• sorority girl's box
• soul coin
• soul doorbell
• soul mask
• soul monocle
• soup turtle
• soup-chucks
• sour powder
• souvenir flag
• soy cordial
• soylent staff
• space bar
• space beast fur
• space beast fur hat
• space beast fur pants
• space beast fur whip
• space blanket
• space chowder
• space heater
• space jam
• space marine flash grenade
• space pirate treasure map
• space port
• space trooper helmet
• space wine
• spagecialetti
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti con calaveras
• spaghetti cult mask
• spaghetti with Skullheads
• spaghetti with ghost balls
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spangly mariachi pants
• spangly mariachi vest
• spangly sombrero
• spangly unitard
• spant backplate
• spant chitin
• spant egg casing
• spant shield
• spant shoulderpads
• spant spear
• spant tendon
• spants
• spare battery
• spare neck bolts
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• sparkler
• sparkling orb
• sparkly engagement ring
• spearfish fishing spear
• special edition Batfellow comic
• specialty ammo bandolier
• spectral jelly
• speed limit shield
• spicy bean burrito
• spicy enchanted bean burrito
• spicy jerky stick
• spicy jumping bean burrito
• spicy mushroom quesadilla
• spicy noodles
• spider leg
• spider web
• spidercow eye-cluster
• spiky turtle helmet
• spiky turtle shoulderpads
• spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
• spinning wheel
• spirit bed
• spirit bell
• spirit blanket
• spirit gum
• spirit mattress
• spirit pillow
• spiritual candy cane
• spiritual eggnog
• spiritual fruitcake
• spiritual gingerbread
• sponge cake
• sponge helmet
• spongy shield
• spooky alphabet block
• spooky bark
• spooky bicycle chain
• spooky bindle
• spooky cluster
• spooky clusterbomb
• spooky eggnog
• spooky eyeliner
• spooky felt
• spooky jelly
• spooky lasso
• spooky length of string
• spooky lipstick
• spooky lo mein
• spooky mushroom
• spooky mushroom wine
• spooky nuggets
• spooky powder
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spooky sap
• spooky shroomkabob
• spooky sound effects record
• spooky staff
• spooky stir-fry
• spooky stuffing
• spooky wad
• spoon!
• spoonful of Linguine-Os
• spray chrome
• spray paint
• spring shoes
• spruce juice
• squamous polyp
• squeaky staff
• squeaky toy rose
• squirming Slime larva
• squirmy violent party snack
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• stained hard candy
• stainless steel scarf
• stainless steel skullcap
• stainless steel slacks
• stainless steel solitaire
• stainless steel suspenders
• stale Cheer-E-Os
• stale baguette
• stale cheer wine
• stalk of asparagus
• standard-issue cupcake
• standards and practices guide
• staph of homophones
• stapler bear
• star boomerang
• star buckler
• star crossbow
• star hat
• star key lime
• star pants
• star pop
• star shirt
• star spatula
• star staff
• star throwing star
• starchy crossbow
• starchy staff
• status cymbal
• stealth bomber
• steamed oyster
• steaming evil
• steampunk potion
• steel drivin' hammer
• steel knuckles
• stench and sour sauce
• stench cluster
• stench clusterbomb
• stench nuggets
• stench powder
• stench wad
• stepmom's booze
• sterno-flavored Hob-O
• stick
• stick of "gum"
• stick of dynamite
• stick of firewood
• stick-on gnome beard
• stick-on-a-string
• sticky hand whip
• sticky meat kilt
• sticky meat pants
• sticky meat skirt
• sticky sword blade
• still grill
• still-beating spleen
• stink-penny
• stinkin' bindle
• stinking agaricus
• stinkwater
• stinky cheese ball
• stinky cheese diaper
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• stinky mushroom
• stinky mushroom wine
• stolen meatpouch
• stolen office supplies
• stolen sushi
• stomach turnover
• stone banjo
• stone frisbee
• stone of eXtreme power
• stone turtle
• stone wool
• stop shield
• strange cube
• strange paste
• strange stalagmite
• strange stone pyramid
• straw pole
• strawberry
• strawberry popsicle
• strawberry supersucker
• strawberry-flavored Hob-O
• strawberyl
• stray chihuahua
• streetfighting champion's belt
• string of dingle balls
• stringy sinew
• strongness elixir
• structural ember
• stuffed "L"
• stuffed Hodgman
• stuffed Mob Penguin
• stuffed alien blob
• stuffed bandersnatch
• stuffed carpenter
• stuffed caterpillar
• stuffed club
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed dodo
• stuffed gray blob
• stuffed kraken
• stuffed porpoise
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime
• stuffed spooky mushroom
• stuffed walrus
• stuffed yam stinkbomb
• stuffed yo-yo
• stuffed-shirt scarecrow
• stuffing
• stuffing fluffer
• stunt nuts
• styrofoam crossbow
• styrofoam ore
• styrofoam peanuts
• styrofoam staff
• sub-molecular interocitor
• subscription cocoa dispenser
• succulent marrow
• sucker bucket
• sucker hakama
• sucker kabuto
• sucker tachi
• sucky decal
• sugar bunny
• sugar fairy
• sugar raygun
• sugar sphere
• sugarplum ration
• suggestive strozzapreti
• sun-dried tofu
• sundae ration
• suntan lotion of moxiousness
• super good fruit
• super ka-bob
• super salad
• super-absorbent tarp
• super-heated leaf
• super-size brogurt
• super-strong air freshener
• super-sweet boom box
• super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)
• superduperball
• superduperheated metal
• superheated fudge
• superhero mask
• supportive bra
• surgical apron
• surgical tape
• sushi-rolling mat
• suspicious package
• suspicious stocking
• suspicious-looking fedora
• swamp haunch
• swamp lolly
• sweat socks
• sweat-ade
• sweatband
• sweaty balsam
• sweet nutcracker
• sweet party mix
• sweet potato o' mine
• sweet potato punch
• sweet tooth
• sweetened reindeer fat
• swirling mushroom wine
• swirly potion
• synaptic soup
• syncopated turtle
• synthetic dog hair pill
• synthetic rock
• synthetic stuffing
• t8r tots
• tabletop candy dispenser
• taco shell
• tail o' nine cats
• tailbone shield
• tainted icing
• tainted milk
• tainted seal's blood
• talisman of Seshat
• talkative skull
• talking spade
• tamarind-flavored chewing gum
• tambourine
• tambourine bells
• tangarita
• tangarita with a fly in it
• tangerine
• tangle of copper wire
• tangle of rat tails
• tangled mass of creepy pasta
• tapped black lotus
• tarnished bottlecap
• tarnished luggage key
• tarnished metal ring
• tarnished metal rod
• tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
• tasket
• tassel
• tasteful black bow tie
• tasty louse
• tasty tart
• tattered paper crown
• tattered scrap of paper
• tattoo gun
• teacher's pen
• tearaway pants
• teeny-tiny magic scroll
• teeny-tiny ninja stars
• teflon ore
• teflon shield
• teflon spatula
• teflon swim fins
• temperance whiskey
• temporary tribal tattoo
• temporary yak tattoo
• tempura air
• tempura avocado
• tempura broccoli
• tempura carrot
• tempura cauliflower
• tempura cucumber
• tempura green and red bean
• tempura radish
• tenderizing hammer
• teqiwila
• tequila grenade
• tequila sunset
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra cotta truss
• terra panna cotta
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving bomb
• thanksgiving turkey
• that gum you like
• the Archwizard's briefs
• the Crymbich Manuscript
• the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
• the Ley Incursion's waist
• the finger
• the kindest cold cut
• the most dangerous bait
• theoretical string
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thermos of brew
• thick walrus blubber
• thicksilver spurs
• thin black candle
• third ear
• third-hand nunchaku
• thistle wine
• thriftshop coupon
• throbbing rage gland
• throwin' ember
• throwing bone
• throwing candy
• throwing wrench
• thyme jelly donut
• ticksilver ring
• ticksilver spurs
• tie-dyed fannypack
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• tightly-wound spine
• tighty whiteys
• time helmet
• time shuriken
• time sword
• time trousers
• time-twitching toolbelt
• tin cup
• tin cup of mulligan stew
• tin drum
• tin magnolia
• tin of submardines
• tin rations
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin star
• tin tam
• tin thermos of chai
• tinsel fin
• tiny Mountie hat
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny bomb
• tiny bottle of absinthe
• tiny canopic jar
• tiny consolation ribbon
• tiny dancer
• tiny domino mask
• tiny ember
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
• tiny goth giant
• tiny handful of mixed nuts
• tiny house
• tiny knife and fork
• tiny makeup kit
• tiny maracas
• tiny nose-bone fetish
• tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
• tiny plastic Armory
• tiny plastic Bar
• tiny plastic Cafe
• tiny plastic Factory
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• tiny plastic caboose
• tiny plastic coal car
• tiny plastic dining car
• tiny plastic locomotive
• tiny plastic passenger car
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny sombrero
• tiny stillsuit
• tisket
• tobiko marble soda
• tobiko pocky
• toe jam
• toe jam toast
• tofu casserole
• tofu stir-fry
• tofu taco
• tofu wonton
• tofurkey nugget
• toggle switch (Bounce)
• tomato
• tomato soup poster
• tommy gun
• tongue depressor
• tonguebone
• tonic o' Banderas
• tonic water
• tooth
• tooth cap
• toothbrush
• toothy trousers
• top
• topeé
• topiary necktie
• topiary noseplugs
• topiary nugglet
• topiary skunk
• topiary tights
• torn hellseal sinew
• torquoise
• torquoise ring
• tortoboggan
• tortoboggan shield
• tortoise's blessing
• totally sweet mohawk helmet
• tourmalime
• tourmalime tourniquet
• toy deathbot
• toy mercenary
• toy six-seater hovercraft
• toy sixgun
• toy soldier
• traffic jam
• traffic jam toast
• train whistle
• trampled ticket stub
• transparent pants
• transporter transponder
• tree skirt
• tree-eating kite
• trench coat
• trench lighter
• triad summoning scroll
• trick coin
• triggerfingerbone
• trilobite fossil
• tropical Crimbo pressie
• tropical orchid
• tropical swill
• trousers of the white knight
• trout fang
• true grit
• trusty torch
• tryptophan dart
• tube of dread wax
• tube of hair oil
• tube of herbal ointment
• tube of pendulum lube
• tube of villain white
• tuning fork
• turkey blaster
• turkish mostaccioli
• turtle mud
• turtle pheromones
• turtle wax greaves
• turtle wax shield
• turtle-shaped rock
• turtling rod
• tuxedo shirt
• twice-haunted screwdriver
• twinkly nuggets
• twinkly powder
• twist of lime
• twisted piece of wire
• twitching space egg
• twitching trigger finger
• two meat muck
• ultimate wad
• ultra-soft ferns
• ultracalcium
• ultrafondue
• una poca de gracia
• unbreakable umbrella
• undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
• underwater slingshot
• undissolvable contact lenses
• undrilled cosmic bowling ball
• unearthed potsherd
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unevolved organism
• unfinished fruitcake
• unfinished ice sculpture
• unfinished pleasure
• unfortunate dumplings
• unholy water
• uniclops egg
• unidentifiable dried fruit
• unidentified drink
• unidentified jerky
• universal biscuit
• unnamed cocktail
• unnatural gas
• unoccupied sheep suit
• unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
• unopened diabolic pizza cube box
• unopened tiny stillsuit
• unpowered Robortender
• unquiet spirits
• unrefined Mountain Stream syrup
• unrolling pin
• unsanitized scalpel
• unspeakable lozenges
• unstable DNA
• unstable laser battery
• untamable turtle
• untorn tearaway pants package
• unusual oil
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• upsy daisy
• urchin roe
• used beer
• vampagne
• vampire chowder
• vampire glitter
• vampire pellet
• vampyric cloake
• vampyric cloake pattern
• vanilla-frosted king cake
• veiny spore pod
• velcro ore
• velcro shield
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• velvet choker
• vengeful spirit
• very fancy whiskey
• very hot lunch
• very large caltrop
• very small red dress
• vesper
• vial of Gnomochloric acid
• vial of baconstone juice
• vial of hamethyst juice
• vial of holy water
• vial of hot blood
• vial of humanoid growth hormone
• vial of patchouli oil
• vial of porquoise juice
• vial of swamp vapors
• vibrating mushroom
• villainous scythe
• vinegar
• vinegar-soaked lemon slice
• vinyl boots
• vinyl ore
• vinyl shield
• violent pastilles
• viral video
• virgin jello shot
• vitachoconutriment capsule
• vitamin G pill
• vodka and tonic
• vodka barracuda
• vodka gibson
• vodka stinger
• vodka stratocaster
• void burger
• void lager
• void shard
• void stone
• voodoo doll
• voodoo glowskull
• voter registration form
• votive candle
• votive of confidence
• wad of Crovacite
• wad of cotton
• wad of dough
• wad of tofu
• waders
• waffle
• walkie-talkie
• walrus ice cream
• wand of fudge control
• war tongs
• warbear battle greaves
• warbear bearserker greaves
• warbear black box
• warbear ceremonial party pants
• warbear dress greaves
• warbear electric long johns
• warbear electric warscarf
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear fancy fedora
• warbear feasting bread
• warbear feathered fedora
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear fleece-lined warscarf
• warbear goggles
• warbear gyro
• warbear gyrocopter
• warbear heated ushanka
• warbear high festival pants
• warbear hoverbelt
• warbear laser bowtie
• warbear lined ushanka
• warbear long johns
• warbear nuclear bowtie
• warbear officer greaves
• warbear officer requisition box
• warbear party pants
• warbear plain fedora
• warbear plain helm
• warbear plain ushanka
• warbear plasma bowtie
• warbear polarized goggles
• warbear requisition box
• warbear snowblindness goggles
• warbear spiked helm
• warbear thermoregulator bread
• warbear warrior bread
• warbear warscarf
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warehouse clerk's glasses
• warehouse walkie-talkie
• warm El Vibrato drone
• warm fur
• warm gravy
• warm mushroom
• wasabi marble soda
• wasabi pocky
• washboard shield
• water balloon
• water log
• water pipe bomb
• water purification pills
• water wings
• water wings for babies
• water-polo cap
• water-polo mitt
• watered-down Red Minotaur
• waterlogged bootstraps
• waterlogged cloth
• waterlogged crate
• waterlogged leather
• waterlogged metal
• waterlogged stuffing
• waterlogged wood
• watermelon
• watermelon seed
• wax booze
• wax face
• wax hand
• wax hat
• wax lips
• wax pancake
• wax pants
• weasel stomping pants
• weathered barrel
• webbed comic mask
• wedge of gray cheese
• weedy skirt
• weegee sqouija
• weighted paperclip chain
• weremoose spit
• western-style skinning knife
• wet stew
• wet tack
• wet venom duct
• whale cerebrospinal fluid
• whalecake
• whalegun
• whalesteak
• wheel
• wheel of camembert
• whet stone
• whimpering willow bark
• whip kit
• whiskey and soda
• whiskey bittersweet
• whiskey in a broken glass
• whiskey squeeze
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white arm towel
• white belt
• white blood cells
• white candygram
• white chocolate and tomato pizza
• white chocolate chip brownies
• white earbuds
• white elephant gift
• white money bag
• white picket fence
• white rice
• white satin pants
• white satin shield
• white snake skin
• white snakeskin duster
• white tulip
• white whip
• white wine
• white-label gin
• whole roasted chicken
• whole turkey leg
• wholeberd
• whoopie cushion
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wicksilver ring
• wicksilver spurs
• wiffle-flail
• wild honey pie
• willowy bonnet
• willyweed
• wind-up chattering teeth
• windchimes
• windicle
• wine-soaked bone chips
• wings of fire
• wintergreen-flavored potato chips
• witch hat
• witch's bra
• wizard action figure
• wok lobster
• wolf whistle
• wolfman mask
• wood screw
• wooden axe
• wooden spoon
• woolen cravat
• wooly loincloth
• worksite credentials
• world's most unappetizing beverage
• world's smallest violin
• wormwood wedding ring
• worst candy
• woven baling wire bracelets
• wrapped candy cane sword cane
• wrapping paper
• wreath of laurels
• wrench bracelet
• wrestling mask
• wriggling tentacle
• wriggling worm
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• wumpus hair
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair loincloth
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair sweater
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• wussiness potion
• x-ray mirror
• xo-skeleton-in-a-box
• yabba dabba doo rag
• yak anorak
• yak skin
• yak toupee
• yak whip
• yakskin buckler
• yakskin kilt
• yakskin pants
• yakskin skirt
• yam
• yam and swiss
• yam battery
• yam burrito
• yam candy
• yam martini
• yam mayo
• yam slider
• yellow candygram
• yellow glowstick
• yellow matter custard
• yellow puck
• yellow puck with a bow on it
• yellow rocket
• yellow traffic cone
• yield shield
• yo
• yo-yo
• your own black heart
• yule grog
• yule gruel
• yule hatchet
• yuletide troll chrysalis
• yummy death watch beetle
• zen motorcycle
• zmobie
• zombie accordion
• zombie dinosaur egg
• zombie hollandaise
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace