| #12 | 1,970 carat gold | 1,383 |
| #11 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1,181 |
| #5 | BRICKO pearl | 286 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #11 | Black Bart's Booty | 2 |
| #49 | Boris's ring | 25 |
| #26 | CSA discount card | 712 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 153,451 |
| 🥇 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1,327 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mafia bow tie | 1 |
| #5 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 13 |
| #138 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 10 |
| #207 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 795 |
| #7 | abridged dictionary | 1 |
| #4 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 25,173 |
| #16 | asshat | 2,401 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #9 | bag of park garbage | 445,000 |
| #243 | baggie of powdered sugar | 101 |
| #4 | black pension check | 10,771 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #55 | briefcase | 420 |
| #5 | cold ninja mask | 2,300 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #9 | dollar-sign bag | 2,081 |
| #30 | duct tape wallet | 190 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #104 | fat stacks of cash | 232 |
| 🥉 | fat wallet | 4,715 |
| #13 | gold nuggets | 7,524 |
| #183 | gold wedding ring | 51 |
| #29 | half of a gold tooth | 538 |
| #23 | handful of tips | 169 |
| #9 | hellseal whisker | 3,003 |
| #6 | huge gold coin | 3,468 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #15 | leather bookmark | 543 |
| #60 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 99 |
| #6 | magical sausage | 3,143 |
| #6 | manly bloomers | 212 |
| 🥇 | massive gemstone | 5,059 |
| #6 | meat vortex | 100,000 |
| 🥇 | newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp | 1 |
| 🥉 | old coin purse | 9,843 |
| #4 | old leather wallet | 8,485 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #31 | pile of gold coins | 836 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| 🥈 | pixel coin | 2,805 |
| 🥈 | pixellated moneybag | 2,984 |
| #4 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1,111 |
| #555 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| 🥇 | pretty flower | 1,634,128 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #9 | raffle prize box | 55 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #23 | shiny stones | 791 |
| 🥇 | solid gold jewel | 3,093 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #19 | stolen meatpouch | 669 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 21 |
| #192 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 19 |
| #184 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 18 |
| #75 | tiny plastic sauceror | 38 |
| #198 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 18 |
| #235 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
| #2987 | toast | 3 |
| #14 | valuable coin | 373 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |