| #12 | 1,970 carat gold | 1,247 |
| #10 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1,181 |
| #5 | BRICKO pearl | 286 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #11 | Black Bart's Booty | 2 |
| #49 | Boris's ring | 25 |
| #25 | CSA discount card | 712 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #6 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 22,222 |
| 🥇 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1,327 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #97 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mafia bow tie | 1 |
| #5 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 13 |
| #138 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 10 |
| #207 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 795 |
| #7 | abridged dictionary | 1 |
| #4 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 22,538 |
| #16 | asshat | 2,401 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #7 | bag of park garbage | 445,000 |
| #243 | baggie of powdered sugar | 101 |
| #4 | black pension check | 10,770 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #53 | briefcase | 420 |
| #5 | cold ninja mask | 2,300 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #8 | dollar-sign bag | 2,081 |
| #30 | duct tape wallet | 181 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #101 | fat stacks of cash | 232 |
| 🥉 | fat wallet | 3,818 |
| #22 | gold nuggets | 4,768 |
| #182 | gold wedding ring | 51 |
| #29 | half of a gold tooth | 508 |
| #21 | handful of tips | 169 |
| #9 | hellseal whisker | 3,003 |
| #6 | huge gold coin | 3,431 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #15 | leather bookmark | 543 |
| #58 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 99 |
| #7 | magical sausage | 3,143 |
| #6 | manly bloomers | 212 |
| 🥇 | massive gemstone | 5,024 |
| #6 | meat vortex | 100,000 |
| 🥇 | newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp | 1 |
| 🥉 | old coin purse | 7,803 |
| #6 | old leather wallet | 4,833 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #30 | pile of gold coins | 804 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| 🥈 | pixel coin | 2,805 |
| 🥈 | pixellated moneybag | 2,984 |
| #4 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1,111 |
| #552 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| 🥇 | pretty flower | 1,634,128 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #8 | raffle prize box | 55 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #23 | shiny stones | 791 |
| 🥇 | solid gold jewel | 2,106 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #18 | stolen meatpouch | 669 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 21 |
| #192 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 19 |
| #184 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 18 |
| #75 | tiny plastic sauceror | 38 |
| #197 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 18 |
| #233 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
| #2979 | toast | 3 |
| #14 | valuable coin | 373 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |