| 🥈 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 42 |
| #8 | "caramel" orange | 261 |
| 🥈 | 18-picohertz resonator crystal | 80 |
| #4 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 120 |
| #8 | 99.44% pure math | 25 |
| 🥇 | Aerheads | 444 |
| #5 | Affirmation Cookie | 218 |
| #7 | Afternoon Delight | 734 |
| #6 | Aldebaran sardines | 24 |
| 🥇 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 3,280 |
| #46 | Argarggagarg's fang | 20 |
| 🥈 | Arr, M80 | 122 |
| 🥉 | Arrow (+1) | 3,012 |
| #6 | AutumnFest ale | 1,094 |
| 🥈 | Azurite | 4,745 |
| #5 | BACON | 176,842 |
| #9 | BRICKO stud | 796 |
| #27 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 18 |
| #1272 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥈 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 172 |
| 🥈 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 656 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 683 |
| 🥈 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 422 |
| 🥇 | Battlie Light Saver | 2,634 |
| #4 | Bettie page | 161 |
| #45 | Bling of the New Wave | 14 |
| 🥈 | Bloody Nora | 650 |
| #4 | Boris's beer | 29 |
| #4 | Boris's bread | 32 |
| 🥉 | Bowl of Scorpions | 748 |
| 🥈 | Bowlet | 141 |
| #4 | Boxing Day Pass | 151 |
| #4 | Bram's choker | 120 |
| #23 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Breathitin™ | 153 |
| #5 | Bustle Hustler | 192 |
| 🥇 | Buttery Boy | 51 |
| #4 | CSA obedience grenade | 6,898 |
| 🥈 | Calzone of Legend | 27 |
| #5 | Centauri fish wine | 63 |
| 🥈 | Champagne Shimmy | 34 |
| #4 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 184 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Chroner | 8,337 |
| #4 | Churchill | 61 |
| #31 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 18 |
| 🥈 | Cobra Bowl | 21 |
| #10 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 6 |
| #69 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 61 |
| 🥉 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 3,470 |
| #6 | Comet Pop | 411 |
| #4 | Cornbeefadon | 61 |
| 🥉 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 4,196 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 301 |
| #6 | Crimbo crystal shards | 86 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo food scraps | 2,611 |
| #4 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1,021 |
| #5 | Crimbow Rainbo | 22 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 49 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 25 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 52 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1,179 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 25 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 6 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 69 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 156 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 17 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 51 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 6 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 37 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 105 |
| #8 | Dad's brandy | 293 |
| #8 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 185 |
| #6 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 157 |
| #7 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 203 |
| #6 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 181 |
| #8 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 204 |
| #7 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 196 |
| #7 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 153 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Deep Dish of Legend | 23 |
| #104 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 15 |
| #9 | Disgeist | 32 |
| 🥈 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 4,153 |
| #5 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 75 |
| #9 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 24 |
| 🥉 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 171 |
| #7 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 17 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| 🥈 | Dragonscale breastplate | 21 |
| #5 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 280 |
| 🥈 | Dreadsylvanian hemlock | 21 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 134 |
| 🥇 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 59 |
| 🥇 | Drip Institute petri dish | 53 |
| 🥇 | Drip harness | 25 |
| 🥇 | Driplet | 348 |
| 🥇 | Dripwood slab | 18 |
| 🥇 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 38 |
| 🥈 | Dust bunny | 2,360 |
| #8 | Effermint™ tablets | 1,161 |
| 🥈 | Egnaro berry | 93 |
| #62 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 23 |
| #4 | Electric Punch | 25 |
| 🥈 | Elf Army machine parts | 1,211 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard clipboard | 17 |
| #6 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 56 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 133 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard hotpants | 46 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 51 |
| #4 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 47 |
| #6 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 41 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 45 |
| #8 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 55 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 24 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard strategic map | 37 |
| 🥈 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 124 |
| #7 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 122 |
| 🥉 | Extrovermectin™ | 97 |
| 🥉 | Eye Agate | 4,874 |
| 🥇 | Eye and a Twist | 1,010 |
| 🥇 | Fabiotion | 135 |
| 🥉 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 525 |
| #5 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 535 |
| #5 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 757 |
| 🥇 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 37 |
| 🥇 | FantasyRealm key | 464 |
| 🥇 | FantasyRealm mead | 111 |
| 🥇 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 21 |
| 🥈 | Feliz Navidad | 677 |
| 🥇 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 2,036 |
| 🥉 | Fleshazole™ | 73 |
| 🥉 | Freddy Kruegerand | 9,011 |
| #6 | French-Transylvanian Dictionary | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gabarbar | 215 |
| #16 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 23 |
| #5 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 22,515 |
| #4 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 7,947 |
| #7 | Ghiaccio Colada | 5 |
| #4 | Glum berry | 112 |
| #5 | Gnollish pie tin | 69,980 |
| 🥉 | Gnollish sangria | 137 |
| 🥇 | Gnomish sagngria | 199 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #5 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 941 |
| 🥈 | Guzzlr hat | 12 |
| 🥈 | Guzzlr pants | 12 |
| 🥈 | Guzzlr shoes | 12 |
| 🥈 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 7 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr tattoo kit | 2 |
| 🥈 | Guzzlrbuck | 10,011 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #26 | Heimandatz's heart | 31 |
| #5 | Hell ramen | 1,511 |
| 🥇 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 130 |
| #4 | Homebodyl™ | 61 |
| #5 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 8 |
| #4 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 11 |
| 🥈 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 6 |
| 🥈 | Island Hurricane | 23 |
| 🥈 | Island Landslide | 60 |
| 🥈 | Island Thunderstorm | 28 |
| #4 | Jamocha berry | 97 |
| 🥇 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 24 |
| #60 | Jocko Homo's head | 16 |
| 🥈 | Keese berry | 112 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #4 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 587 |
| #31 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 18 |
| 🥇 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 316 |
| 🥇 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1,789 |
| 🥇 | LOV Elixir #6 | 797 |
| 🥇 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1,196 |
| 🥈 | LOV Enamorang | 1,185 |
| 🥉 | Lapis Lazuli | 5,182 |
| 🥉 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 117 |
| 🥈 | Lobos Mints | 677 |
| #143 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #5 | Lolsipop | 563 |
| 🥈 | London frog | 353 |
| #5 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 9 |
| 🥇 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 3 |
| 🥇 | MSG | 3,680 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | Mark of the Werewolf | 26 |
| #4 | Marltini | 184 |
| 🥈 | Master Thief's utility belt | 48 |
| 🥇 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 7,967 |
| 🥈 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 124 |
| #7 | Mer-kin breastplate | 52 |
| #9 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 39 |
| 🥉 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1,336 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 511 |
| 🥈 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 2,268 |
| #7 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 187 |
| 🥈 | Mer-kin hookspear | 326 |
| #7 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 45 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin lipstick | 3,263 |
| #7 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 48 |
| 🥈 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 571 |
| 🥉 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 266 |
| #4 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 77 |
| 🥈 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 3,629 |
| #5 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 204 |
| 🥇 | Meteorite-Ade | 1,473 |
| #5 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 525 |
| #7 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 3,078 |
| 🥇 | Milk Studs | 16,680 |
| 🥇 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 77 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mysterious Black Box | 883 |
| 🥈 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1,097 |
| #5 | Mysterious Green Box | 853 |
| #6 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 64 |
| 🥉 | Mysterious Red Box | 844 |
| 🥇 | Mysterious Stranger | 148 |
| 🥈 | Nadsat berry | 105 |
| #4 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 163 |
| 🥉 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 2 |
| 🥉 | Neverending Party favor | 578 |
| #8 | Neverending Party guest pass | 16 |
| #4 | New Age hurting crystal | 1,223 |
| 🥈 | Newark | 1,180 |
| #26 | Newman's Own Trousers | 25 |
| 🥈 | Nightmare Fuel | 752 |
| #4 | No Hats as Art | 3 |
| #6 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 6 |
| #5 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1,021 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #8 | Nuclear Blastball | 529 |
| 🥉 | O | 2,412 |
| #4 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 11,637 |
| #5 | PEEZ dispenser | 7,092 |
| 🥇 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 111 |
| #4 | Pete's rich ricotta | 20 |
| 🥈 | Phil Collins | 131 |
| #4 | Phlegethon | 32 |
| 🥇 | PirateRealm guest pass | 30 |
| 🥈 | PirateRealm party hat | 22 |
| #5 | Pizza of Legend | 21 |
| #5 | Pocket Professor memory chip | 8 |
| #4 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 605 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #4 | Pop Art: a Guide | 5 |
| 🥇 | Potion of Heroism | 35 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #4 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 4,993 |
| #56 | Professor What T-Shirt | 19 |
| 🥇 | Prunets | 2,080 |
| 🥇 | Punching Potion | 3,537 |
| #7 | Purple Beast energy drink | 2,469 |
| #4 | R'lyeh | 111 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 32 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 31 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 36 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 31 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 30 |
| 🥉 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 32 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 32 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 88 |
| 🥇 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 99 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 32 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 147 |
| 🥇 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 79 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 35 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 34 |
| 🥈 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 31 |
| 🥈 | Red Roger tattoo kit | 11 |
| 🥉 | Red Roger's reliquary | 158 |
| #5 | Riker's Search History | 26 |
| #4 | Roman sadnals | 154 |
| 🥈 | Rubee™ | 111,122 |
| #19 | Safari Jack's moustache | 25 |
| 🥈 | Salsa Caliente™ candle | 169 |
| #4 | Scent of a Human™ candle | 210 |
| 🥉 | Scorpion Bowl | 31 |
| 🥇 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 13 |
| 🥇 | Shielding Potion | 3,069 |
| #6 | Shivering Chèvre | 967 |
| 🥉 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 677 |
| 🥈 | Simepore slime | 298 |
| 🥉 | Sitrep berry | 115 |
| 🥈 | Skull Punch | 54 |
| 🥉 | Smoldering Clover™ candle | 148 |
| #5 | Smuggler's Punch | 24 |
| 🥈 | Snarf berry | 96 |
| 🥈 | Sourfinger | 22 |
| 🥇 | Souvenir Chopsticks | 11 |
| #8 | Spacegate Research | 15,685 |
| 🥈 | Special Seasoning | 12,811 |
| 🥈 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 23 |
| 🥇 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 2,899 |
| #7 | Steal This Candy | 1,348 |
| #16 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 38 |
| #9 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 41 |
| #16 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 38 |
| #7 | Steamboat | 5 |
| #5 | Stephen's lab coat | 117 |
| #5 | Strong, Silent Type | 22 |
| 🥈 | Swedish massage fish | 169 |
| #5 | TI-9000 calculator | 455 |
| 🥈 | TRIO cup of beer | 78 |
| 🥇 | Tapioc berry | 1,102 |
| #4 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 457 |
| #4 | The Beast Within™ candle | 146 |
| #9 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 12 |
| 🥇 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 48 |
| #56 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 23 |
| #5 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 7 |
| #4 | Third Base | 134 |
| #493 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 19 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 11 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #303 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 3 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #109 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 8 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 29 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 86 |
| #5 | Trainbot circuitry | 1,012 |
| #8 | Trainbot harness | 15 |
| #6 | Trainbot luggage hook | 32 |
| #9 | Trainbot optics | 476 |
| #8 | Trainbot radar monocle | 21 |
| #5 | Trainbot tubing | 995 |
| #5 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 7 |
| 🥈 | Turtle Bowl | 25 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| 🥇 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 4,380 |
| 🥉 | Velvet Veil | 186 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #9 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 2,355 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Wrotz | 111 |
| #4 | Wullabye | 4 |
| 🥈 | X | 2,473 |
| #29 | Yakisoba's hat | 19 |
| 🥇 | Yeast of Boris | 2,864 |
| #7 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 11 |
| #5 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 27 |
| 🥈 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 17 |
| 🥈 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 16 |
| #4 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 17 |
| 🥉 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 14 |
| #8 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 9 |
| #4 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 19 |
| 🥈 | absentee voter ballot | 948 |
| #60 | adorable seal larva | 20 |
| #7 | agnolotti arboli | 59 |
| #7 | alien animal goo | 169 |
| #6 | alien gemstone | 198 |
| #4 | alien meat | 1,642 |
| #4 | alien plant fibers | 182 |
| #6 | alien plant goo | 289 |
| 🥇 | alien plant sample | 57 |
| 🥉 | alien rock sample | 12,155 |
| 🥈 | alien sandwich | 299 |
| 🥉 | alien toenails | 591 |
| 🥈 | alien zoological sample | 31 |
| #128 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | alphabet gum | 1,480 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | angry agate | 780 |
| 🥈 | angst burger | 7,175 |
| 🥉 | animal part cracker | 121 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #8 | annoying pitchfork | 344 |
| 🥈 | anti-burn cream | 30 |
| 🥈 | anti-creep cream | 16 |
| #5 | anti-goosebump cream | 5 |
| 🥉 | anti-odor cream | 74 |
| 🥉 | anti-pain cream | 148 |
| #146 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #184 | around the world | 13 |
| 🥇 | asbestos thermos | 1,380 |
| 🥉 | asteroid belt | 24 |
| 🥈 | autumn breeze | 1,548 |
| 🥈 | autumn dollar | 1,380 |
| 🥇 | autumn leaf | 1,417 |
| 🥇 | autumn years wisdom | 1,280 |
| #4 | autumn-spice donut | 2,421 |
| 🥈 | baby bark scorpion | 21 |
| #42 | baby cuddlefish | 5 |
| #6 | baby oil shooter | 71 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #6 | backwoods screwdriver | 897 |
| 🥈 | bad rum and good cola | 48 |
| #7 | bag of W&Ws | 2,909 |
| #8 | bag of foreign bribes | 334 |
| #8 | bag of sausage links | 52 |
| 🥈 | baked veggie ricotta casserole | 23 |
| #4 | balsam barrel | 5 |
| #7 | banana candle | 325 |
| 🥈 | bar of freeze-dried water | 159 |
| #202 | barrrnacle | 74 |
| #5 | battery (9-Volt) | 56 |
| #4 | battery (AA) | 181 |
| 🥉 | battery (AAA) | 4,273 |
| #4 | battery (D) | 91 |
| #9 | battery (car) | 146 |
| #4 | battery (lantern) | 44 |
| 🥉 | bauxite beret | 78 |
| 🥇 | bazooka cozy | 32 |
| #4 | bazookafish bubble gum | 3,572 |
| #7 | beautiful soup | 84 |
| 🥉 | beavermouth | 1,623 |
| #9 | beer goggles | 160 |
| #5 | beer lens | 2,013 |
| 🥈 | beige clambroth marble | 27 |
| 🥇 | belt of Ogrekind | 48 |
| #31 | big rock | 205 |
| #7 | big slimy cyst | 241 |
| 🥇 | bigger stick | 1,330 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #35 | black label | 55 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| 🥇 | black slime glob | 122 |
| 🥇 | blank prescription sheet | 707 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥉 | blob of acid | 1,513 |
| #5 | bloodstain stick | 336 |
| 🥇 | blown-out speaker cone | 48 |
| #10 | blue plate | 1 |
| 🥇 | blue rocket | 4,211 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | body spradium | 426 |
| 🥇 | boiling broth | 2,280 |
| 🥉 | bone abacus | 517 |
| 🥉 | bone broth | 13 |
| #6 | booze bindle | 937 |
| 🥇 | bottle of Crème de Fugu | 211 |
| 🥈 | bottle of clam juice | 515 |
| 🥈 | bottle of dark rhum | 21 |
| 🥇 | bottle of extra-dark rhum | 32 |
| 🥇 | bottle of gregnadigne | 707 |
| #7 | bottle of laundry sherry | 345 |
| #8 | bottle of novelty hot sauce | 46 |
| #4 | bottle of rum | 94,131 |
| 🥇 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 68 |
| #770 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl full of jelly | 2,680 |
| #10 | bowl of mernudo | 10,011 |
| #7 | bowl of prescription candy | 6 |
| #10 | boxcar turtle | 327 |
| #6 | boxed gumball machine | 20 |
| 🥉 | bread mold | 17 |
| 🥈 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 20 |
| 🥈 | broken chocolate pocketwatch | 22 |
| 🥇 | brown crock marble | 566 |
| #9 | brown pirate pants | 6 |
| #6 | brown sugar cane | 2,216 |
| #6 | bubblin' crude | 5,480 |
| #5 | bumblebee marble | 44 |
| 🥇 | bunch of sea grapes | 5,200 |
| 🥈 | bundle of firewood | 449 |
| #24 | bunny liver | 362 |
| #4 | burglar/sleep mask | 4 |
| 🥇 | burnt stick | 2,146 |
| #7 | cactus fruit | 566 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | campfire baked potato | 62 |
| 🥈 | campfire beans | 121 |
| 🥈 | campfire coffee | 1,148 |
| 🥉 | campfire hot dog | 111 |
| 🥈 | campfire s'more | 609 |
| 🥇 | campfire smoke | 65 |
| 🥈 | campfire stew | 57 |
| #6 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 23 |
| #528 | can of Red Minotaur | 6 |
| 🥈 | can of black paint | 991 |
| 🥇 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 1,256 |
| #7 | candied kobold | 1,289 |
| #4 | candy dog collar | 6 |
| #4 | candy dress shoes | 22 |
| #6 | candy necktie | 105 |
| #5 | cannonbomb | 95 |
| 🥇 | carbonated water lily | 72,980 |
| #4 | carrot cake precipice bar | 93 |
| 🥇 | carrot juice | 456 |
| #7 | carton of rotten eggs | 2,575 |
| #10 | cartoon harpoon | 520 |
| #5 | centurion helmet | 11 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| 🥉 | cherry | 11,011 |
| 🥈 | chewing gum on a string | 100,010 |
| 🥇 | children of the candy corn | 3,980 |
| 🥇 | chlorine crystal | 902 |
| 🥉 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 262 |
| 🥈 | chocolate Spider Queen | 248 |
| 🥉 | chocolate filthy lucre | 11,257 |
| 🥇 | chocolate pocketwatch | 21 |
| 🥇 | chocolate puppy | 96 |
| #9 | chrome stick | 156 |
| #9 | cigar box turtle | 167 |
| #4 | cinnamon machine oil | 2,796 |
| 🥇 | clockwork doohickey | 211 |
| #4 | clockwork key | 411 |
| 🥇 | clockwork thingamajig | 118 |
| 🥈 | clockwork widget | 111 |
| #10 | cloning kit | 344 |
| #242 | club necklace | 23 |
| 🥇 | cocoa of youth | 178 |
| #7 | cold hi mein | 619 |
| #7 | cold jelly | 26 |
| 🥈 | cold powder | 1,120 |
| 🥉 | colossal free-range mushroom | 40 |
| 🥇 | complex alien plant sample | 53 |
| 🥈 | complex alien zoological sample | 52 |
| 🥈 | compounded experience | 4,455 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | conquistador's breastplate | 26 |
| 🥇 | cool mint precipice bar | 170 |
| #4 | cornuthaum | 4,293 |
| #4 | cosmetic football | 2,656 |
| 🥈 | counterfeit city | 61 |
| 🥇 | cozy scimitar | 14 |
| 🥇 | crabsicle | 47 |
| #7 | cranberry cylinder | 27 |
| 🥇 | crappy waiter disguise | 2,726 |
| #7 | crate of fish meat | 15 |
| #4 | crayon shavings | 4,517 |
| 🥇 | crowbarrr | 7,141 |
| #7 | crusty hula hoop | 93 |
| #10 | crystal Crimbo platter | 71 |
| 🥉 | cute meteoroid | 24 |
| 🥉 | cyan seashell | 2,980 |
| #5 | cyborg stompin' boot | 160 |
| 🥇 | cyclops eyedrops | 1,511 |
| #5 | cymbal syrup | 1,044 |
| #10 | d20 | 5,183 |
| #7 | d4 | 4,156 |
| #9 | d6 | 4,843 |
| #9 | daily dungeon malware | 11 |
| #647 | daisy | 2 |
| 🥈 | damp old wallet | 61 |
| #67 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | death blossom | 415 |
| 🥇 | delectable catalyst | 2,533 |
| 🥈 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 685 |
| 🥈 | denastified haunch | 39 |
| #5 | denim jacket | 2,402 |
| #159 | designer handbag | 16 |
| #4 | devil hair pasta | 195 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #219 | diamond necklace | 23 |
| #5 | diluted makeup | 366 |
| 🥉 | dirt julep | 72 |
| 🥉 | discarded swimming trunks | 115 |
| #5 | distention pill | 284 |
| #9 | divine blowout | 10,211 |
| #6 | divine noisemaker | 13,802 |
| 🥈 | dollar sign | 258 |
| 🥈 | dolphin whistle | 3,031 |
| #6 | dorky glasses | 2,432 |
| 🥉 | drafty drawers | 13 |
| #6 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 3,504 |
| #4 | drink chit | 6,416 |
| 🥉 | drippy bezoar | 27 |
| 🥇 | drippy candy bar | 17 |
| 🥇 | drippy caviar | 32 |
| 🥇 | drippy diadem | 8 |
| 🥇 | drippy enzyme | 14 |
| 🥇 | drippy flux | 13 |
| 🥇 | drippy grub | 15 |
| 🥇 | drippy ichor | 5 |
| 🥇 | drippy khakis | 13 |
| 🥇 | drippy nugget | 23 |
| #5 | drippy pilsner | 3 |
| 🥇 | drippy plum(?) | 56 |
| 🥈 | drippy salt | 14 |
| 🥈 | drippy seed | 11 |
| 🥇 | drippy stake | 21 |
| 🥇 | drippy stein | 190 |
| 🥇 | drippy truncheon | 134 |
| #6 | drive-by shooting | 25 |
| #7 | drug cocktail sauce | 17 |
| 🥇 | druidic s'more | 69 |
| #6 | drum machine | 4,127 |
| #7 | drum of tommy ammo | 1,948 |
| #425 | drywall axe | 31 |
| #8 | dubious loincloth | 9 |
| #4 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 122 |
| 🥈 | dull fish scale | 30,581 |
| #33 | duonoculars | 18 |
| #57 | dwarvish magazine | 17 |
| #27 | dwarvish war kilt | 2 |
| #4 | ear candle | 334 |
| 🥈 | ear poison | 7,395 |
| #5 | earthenware muffin tin | 3 |
| 🥈 | eaves droppers | 811 |
| #5 | edible alien plant bit | 512 |
| #6 | eerie fetish | 10 |
| #63 | eggman noodles | 3 |
| #6 | eighth plague | 163 |
| #6 | electric mushroom | 7 |
| #7 | electric pants | 73 |
| 🥇 | electronics kit | 6,680 |
| #6 | elemental caipiroska | 966 |
| #11 | eleven-foot pole | 148 |
| #5 | elf army field rations | 104 |
| #5 | emergency glowstick | 116 |
| #93 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 141 |
| #7 | encoder ring | 1,005 |
| #8 | energized spores | 176 |
| 🥈 | equal sign | 266 |
| #4 | essential tofu | 343 |
| #8 | everfull glass | 12 |
| #6 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 9 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #7 | exotic travel brochure | 2,194 |
| 🥉 | expired MRE | 149 |
| 🥇 | exploding cigar | 10,580 |
| #8 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 158 |
| #9 | extra-toasted half sandwich | 36 |
| #5 | extremely slippery nipple | 46 |
| 🥉 | eyepatch | 20,426 |
| 🥉 | fabric hardener | 436 |
| #4 | fabric softener | 333 |
| #361 | facsimile dictionary | 30 |
| 🥉 | fake cocktail | 114 |
| #24 | fake fake vomit | 888 |
| 🥉 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 53 |
| 🥇 | fascinating alien plant sample | 30 |
| #4 | fascinating alien zoological sample | 5 |
| 🥉 | fat loot token | 1,984 |
| 🥈 | fermenting powder | 42,511 |
| #9 | festive egg sac | 16 |
| 🥇 | fiberglass insulation | 182 |
| #4 | figurine of an ancient seal | 832 |
| #4 | filled mosquito | 1,190 |
| #109 | filthy lucre | 210 |
| #6 | filthy monkey head | 261 |
| #4 | finger cymbals | 334 |
| #8 | finger exerciser | 524 |
| #10 | fire ant pheromones | 10 |
| #6 | fire-roasted lake trout | 193 |
| 🥉 | fireproof skip lid | 11 |
| 🥇 | fish scimitar | 164 |
| 🥇 | fish stick cozy | 23 |
| #4 | fishcake | 9 |
| 🥉 | fishy fish lasagna | 487 |
| #6 | five-fingered fern resin | 23 |
| 🥉 | flange | 1,211 |
| 🥈 | flapper fly | 2,280 |
| #5 | flaregun | 8,041 |
| #5 | flask of moonshine | 18 |
| 🥈 | flat dough | 50,990 |
| 🥉 | flavorless gruel | 536 |
| 🥈 | flayed mind | 5,937 |
| #7 | fleshy putty | 242 |
| 🥉 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 1,002 |
| #4 | free boots | 14 |
| #6 | fried air | 815 |
| #35 | friendly cheez blob | 30 |
| #4 | frost-rimed desk bell | 39 |
| 🥈 | frozen tofu pop | 219 |
| #5 | frozen turtle shell | 161 |
| #5 | fusilli marrownarrow | 122 |
| 🥈 | gaffer's tape | 133 |
| 🥉 | gas can | 2,459 |
| #7 | gator shades | 440 |
| 🥈 | genie's bracers | 93 |
| 🥉 | genie's pants | 70 |
| 🥈 | genie's scimitar | 97 |
| 🥈 | genie's turbane | 93 |
| #33 | ghost of a necklace | 180 |
| 🥈 | ghostly ectoplasm | 3,180 |
| 🥇 | giant O | 22 |
| 🥇 | giant X | 22 |
| #22 | giant pearl | 13 |
| #64 | giant pinky ring | 181 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| 🥇 | gingerbread cigarette | 1,662 |
| 🥇 | gingerbread dog treat | 83 |
| #6 | gingerbread hoodie | 91 |
| 🥇 | gingerbread mask | 504 |
| 🥇 | gingerbread mug | 1,280 |
| 🥇 | gingerbread restraining order | 101 |
| #10 | gingerbread smartphone | 1,348 |
| 🥇 | gingerbread spice latte | 341 |
| #4 | gingerbread tophat | 6 |
| 🥈 | gingerbread trousers | 67 |
| #5 | gingerbread waistcoat | 4 |
| #9 | gingerbread wine | 51 |
| 🥉 | gingernade | 111 |
| 🥇 | gingerservo | 101 |
| #6 | giraffe-necked turtle | 589 |
| #81 | glass of bourbon | 7 |
| 🥇 | glass of drippy wine | 427 |
| #5 | glass of goat's milk | 1,511 |
| 🥇 | glass of raw eggs | 416 |
| 🥈 | glob of melted wax | 1,768 |
| #4 | glob of salty molasses | 1,278 |
| 🥈 | glob of spoiled mayo | 677 |
| 🥇 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 7,835 |
| #6 | globe of Deep Sauce | 211 |
| 🥉 | glowing syringe | 431 |
| 🥈 | glyph of athleticism | 49 |
| #10 | gob of wet hair | 7,110 |
| #4 | gold skull ring | 22 |
| #8 | gold toothbrush | 461 |
| #55 | gold wedding ring | 177 |
| #8 | golden fleece | 57 |
| #5 | golden gum | 5,291 |
| 🥉 | golden gun | 2,161 |
| 🥇 | gooey drippy candy bar | 13 |
| #5 | gooified animal matter | 5,325 |
| #5 | gooified mineral matter | 5,298 |
| #4 | gooified vegetable matter | 5,221 |
| #6 | government per-diem | 1,510 |
| 🥇 | government requisition form | 2,680 |
| #5 | grain of sand | 36,129 |
| #7 | gray seashell | 1,846 |
| #4 | greasy desk bell | 29 |
| 🥉 | great old fashioned | 34 |
| #4 | green and red bean | 3,378 |
| #881 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green peawee marble | 371 |
| 🥇 | green rock candy | 38 |
| #4 | green seashell | 2,444 |
| 🥇 | green slime glob | 1,153 |
| 🥉 | green-iced sweet roll | 28 |
| 🥈 | grey down vest | 27 |
| 🥇 | grim fairy tale | 2,680 |
| 🥈 | grog nuts | 212 |
| 🥇 | grogpagne | 8,802 |
| #10 | groping claw | 9 |
| 🥇 | grungy bandana | 607 |
| #7 | guard turtle collar | 294 |
| #8 | guard turtle shell | 362 |
| #8 | guilty sprout | 278 |
| 🥉 | gummi canary | 1,919 |
| #8 | gummi snake | 326 |
| #8 | gummi turtle | 665 |
| #4 | gunner's daughter | 36 |
| 🥈 | gunwale whalegun | 3 |
| 🥇 | guts necklace | 19 |
| #84 | half of a gold tooth | 55 |
| #4 | ham steak | 62 |
| #162 | handful of confetti | 178 |
| 🥇 | happiness | 16,176 |
| 🥈 | haunted Hell ramen | 208 |
| 🥇 | haunted bottle of vodka | 580 |
| 🥇 | haunted cherry pie | 1,395 |
| 🥇 | haunted eggnog | 2,673 |
| 🥇 | haunted gimlet | 1,680 |
| 🥇 | haunted martini | 1,680 |
| 🥇 | haunted orange | 718 |
| 🥈 | haunted pizza | 180 |
| 🥇 | head-mounted Trainbot | 16 |
| 🥉 | heart cozy | 534 |
| #255 | heart necklace | 23 |
| #26 | heart of the volcano | 129 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 255 |
| #4 | heather graham cracker | 98 |
| #5 | hedgeturtle | 1,348 |
| #7 | hell in a bucket | 46 |
| #9 | hellion cube | 1,231 |
| 🥇 | helmet recipe | 4,333 |
| 🥉 | hemlock helm | 8 |
| 🥇 | herbs | 309,991 |
| #22 | hermit permit | 341 |
| 🥈 | hibiscus petal | 675 |
| #4 | high-end ginger wine | 18 |
| 🥇 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 2,166 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #5 | hoarded candy wad | 132 |
| 🥈 | hollow rock | 1,480 |
| 🥇 | honey bun of Boris | 24 |
| 🥉 | honey stick | 897 |
| #6 | honey-drenched ham slice | 936 |
| #5 | hot date | 62,113 |
| #6 | hot hi mein | 511 |
| #5 | hot jelly | 36 |
| #5 | hot powder | 2,519 |
| 🥇 | huge mint leaf | 1,975 |
| 🥈 | human musk | 182 |
| #9 | imaginary lemon | 38 |
| 🥉 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 246 |
| 🥉 | immense free-range mushroom | 26 |
| #29 | imp unity ring | 154 |
| #4 | imported taffy | 1,009 |
| #6 | improved martini | 75 |
| 🥇 | industrial frosting | 41 |
| 🥈 | industrially-crushed ice | 1,024 |
| #6 | inflammable leaf | 68,327 |
| #8 | ingot turtle | 17 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #62 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #9 | intact anemone spike | 884 |
| 🥇 | interrogative elixir | 1,943 |
| #9 | irradiated turtle | 265 |
| 🥇 | jam band | 84 |
| 🥉 | jam band bootleg | 2,406 |
| 🥇 | jet bennie marble | 36 |
| #4 | jug of booze | 45 |
| #4 | juniper berries | 4,806 |
| #6 | kelp | 4,080 |
| 🥉 | knobby helmet turtle | 461 |
| 🥈 | kobold kibble | 6,006 |
| #9 | lab-grown meat | 278 |
| #7 | large box | 7,788 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| 🥉 | left bracket | 233 |
| 🥇 | left parenthesis | 5,010 |
| 🥈 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 13 |
| 🥉 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 20 |
| 🥈 | lemonade marble | 145 |
| 🥇 | leotarrrd | 6,127 |
| 🥈 | li'l candy corn costume | 458 |
| 🥈 | li'l ghost costume | 41 |
| 🥈 | li'l knight costume | 22 |
| 🥇 | li'l unicorn costume | 523 |
| 🥉 | licorice snake | 121 |
| #10 | lime | 2,616 |
| 🥇 | limepatch | 530 |
| #5 | literal grasshopper | 31 |
| #5 | live nautical mine | 249 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #5 | lost elf luggage | 2,696 |
| 🥈 | lotion of coldness | 1,803 |
| 🥉 | lotion of hotness | 4,023 |
| #8 | lotion of sleaziness | 869 |
| 🥈 | lotion of spookiness | 2,415 |
| 🥇 | low tide martini | 50 |
| 🥈 | lowercase a | 95 |
| 🥈 | lucky gold ring | 13 |
| #347 | lucky rabbit's foot | 19 |
| #6 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 275 |
| 🥈 | lump of black ichor | 1,244 |
| 🥇 | lump of loyal latite | 540 |
| #7 | lynyrd musk | 2,041 |
| #5 | lynyrd skin | 596 |
| #5 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1,712 |
| #55 | macaroni duck | 18 |
| #5 | magenta seashell | 1,898 |
| #34 | magic dragonfish fry | 2 |
| 🥉 | magic whistle | 4,289 |
| #6 | magical mystery juice | 30,011 |
| #38 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 196 |
| #26 | magical pony: Pearjack | 166 |
| #34 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 176 |
| #35 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 197 |
| #36 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 191 |
| #34 | magical pony: Uniquity | 211 |
| #5 | magical sausage | 5,161 |
| 🥈 | magical sausage casing | 7,018 |
| #6 | mana curds | 466 |
| #9 | mandarina colada | 361 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | mangled finger | 121 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #77 | marine aquamarine | 3 |
| #5 | martiny | 108 |
| #7 | mashed potatoes | 31 |
| 🥉 | massive wrench | 39 |
| 🥈 | meadeorite | 1,244 |
| #8 | meatball | 823 |
| #94 | meatsmithing guide | 4 |
| #7 | megacopia | 135 |
| 🥇 | melty plastic grenade | 487 |
| #8 | meme generator | 19 |
| 🥇 | mentholated wine | 46 |
| 🥉 | metal meteoroid | 1,487 |
| #6 | meteorb | 14 |
| 🥈 | meteoreo | 1,880 |
| #6 | meteorite guard | 20 |
| #7 | meteortarboard | 20 |
| #10 | meteorthopedic shoes | 58 |
| 🥇 | midget clownfish | 55 |
| #5 | military-grade peppermint oil | 142 |
| #8 | mime army camouflage kit | 26 |
| #6 | mince pie | 18 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| 🥇 | miniature boiler | 1,068 |
| #28 | missing wine | 13 |
| #4 | mocking turtle | 414 |
| #8 | moist Crimbo spices | 860 |
| 🥉 | moist sailor's cap | 77 |
| 🥇 | mojo filter | 4,113 |
| #7 | moreltini | 314 |
| #6 | morning dew | 18 |
| #6 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1,137 |
| 🥈 | mother's necklace | 762 |
| 🥇 | mourning wine | 42 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #8 | mulled hobo wine | 46 |
| 🥈 | murderbot component casing | 478 |
| 🥈 | murderbot memory chip | 1,324 |
| 🥈 | murderbot monofilament | 439 |
| #4 | murderbot plasma rifle | 79 |
| #4 | murderbot power cell | 738 |
| 🥇 | mushroom filet | 2,348 |
| #6 | mushroom tea | 22 |
| #5 | musk turtle | 224 |
| 🥇 | mutant arm | 201 |
| 🥇 | mutant crown | 19 |
| 🥇 | mutant legs | 40 |
| #238 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
| #5 | nasty desk bell | 34 |
| #4 | natural magick candle | 291 |
| 🥉 | neurostim pill | 480 |
| 🥉 | neverending wallet chain | 2,456 |
| 🥇 | new habit | 25 |
| #6 | nothing-in-the-box | 899 |
| 🥈 | nothingtini | 111 |
| #4 | noticeable pumps | 2,466 |
| 🥇 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 48 |
| 🥈 | nurse's hat | 576 |
| #5 | officer's nog | 300 |
| #10 | ojo de pez burrito | 10,011 |
| 🥇 | old-school pirate grog | 348 |
| #5 | olive | 100,011 |
| #7 | opium grenade | 111 |
| #8 | orange | 93,678 |
| #318 | orange candygram | 1 |
| 🥇 | orange slime glob | 990 |
| #4 | orcish rubber | 1,080 |
| #5 | overloaded short-pulse transistor | 10 |
| 🥇 | oversized ice molecule | 935 |
| 🥈 | paint palette | 66 |
| #5 | painted turtle | 208 |
| #4 | pair of candy glasses | 129 |
| 🥇 | pair of scissors | 166 |
| 🥇 | palm frond | 101,030 |
| #4 | palm-frond capris | 266 |
| #6 | palm-frond cloak | 185 |
| #5 | palm-frond fan | 673 |
| #4 | palm-frond net | 278 |
| #7 | palm-frond whip | 286 |
| #432 | pants of the Slug Lord | 9 |
| #5 | party balloon | 228 |
| #9 | party beer bomb | 61 |
| 🥇 | party platter for one | 184 |
| #135 | pat-a-cake pendant | 9 |
| #10 | pebble of proud pyrite | 5 |
| #4 | pegfinger | 69 |
| #8 | pencil stub | 575 |
| #6 | pentagram bandana | 2,461 |
| 🥉 | peppermint bomb | 141 |
| 🥈 | peppermint eel sauce | 4,985 |
| 🥇 | peppermint sprig | 380 |
| #8 | peppermint tack | 161 |
| #7 | peppermint-scented socks | 45 |
| 🥉 | percent sign | 729 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | personal graffiti kit | 980 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | pewter shavings | 107 |
| #6 | philter of phorce | 857 |
| #4 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 14,062 |
| 🥉 | pickled grasshopper | 337 |
| #5 | piece of after eight | 590 |
| #8 | pile of Trainbot parts | 6,833 |
| 🥉 | pile of dirt | 340 |
| #8 | pile of gritty sand | 5 |
| 🥈 | pineapple slab | 1,795 |
| #7 | ping-pong ball | 4,011 |
| #6 | ping-pong paddle | 33 |
| #6 | piranha pollen | 1,012 |
| 🥇 | pirate fork | 13 |
| 🥇 | pirate radio ring | 13 |
| 🥇 | pirate shaving cream | 35 |
| 🥇 | piratical blunderbuss | 13 |
| #7 | piscatini | 10 |
| 🥇 | plaid swatch | 2,239 |
| 🥇 | plain calzone | 22 |
| #8 | plain snowcone | 1,090 |
| 🥉 | plastic doll arms | 145 |
| 🥉 | plastic doll legs | 191 |
| #9 | plus one | 23 |
| #26 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #15 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #15 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #15 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #11 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| 🥇 | plush sea serpent | 24 |
| 🥇 | polyeaster egg | 336 |
| 🥉 | ponytail clip | 2,433 |
| 🥈 | porcelain candy dish | 761 |
| #7 | portable ping-pong table | 7 |
| #9 | potato alarm clock | 33 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #7 | powdered oxygen | 8 |
| #4 | powdered sealbone | 1,053 |
| 🥇 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 112 |
| #5 | primitive alien booze | 16 |
| #5 | primitive alien mask | 4 |
| 🥉 | primitive alien medicine | 18 |
| #5 | primitive alien salad | 11 |
| 🥈 | pristine fish scale | 411 |
| 🥈 | pristine piranha seed | 23 |
| #5 | programmable turtle | 344 |
| #8 | projectile chemistry set | 246 |
| 🥇 | prototype stimulant | 458 |
| #242 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6 | psychic's amulet | 378 |
| #5 | psychic's circlet | 409 |
| #8 | psychic's crystal ball | 366 |
| #7 | psychic's pslacks | 386 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| 🥈 | pump-up high-tops | 35 |
| 🥇 | punch-drunk punch | 370 |
| 🥉 | rainbow glitter candle | 361 |
| 🥇 | raspberry | 8,802 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 24 |
| #4 | ratty knitted cap | 2,407 |
| #50 | really dense meat stack | 72 |
| 🥇 | really nice net | 111 |
| #4 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 590 |
| 🥈 | red China marble | 267 |
| #4 | red and white claret | 78 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | red rocket | 4,211 |
| #9 | red wagon | 77 |
| 🥇 | red white and blue claret | 54 |
| 🥇 | red-and-green microcamera | 16 |
| 🥇 | red-hot sausage fork | 6,853 |
| #6 | reflection of a map | 236 |
| #5 | reodorant | 1,523 |
| 🥉 | reverse Tantalus | 102 |
| #10 | rickety old unicycle | 17 |
| 🥉 | right parenthesis | 245 |
| #6 | ring of aggravate monster | 4,238 |
| #215 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 15 |
| 🥇 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 40 |
| 🥈 | roasted vegetable focaccia | 56 |
| #6 | roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg | 20 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4 | rocky raccoon | 106,897 |
| #164 | roll of toilet paper | 675 |
| #9 | rose | 13,717 |
| 🥈 | rough fish scale | 1,351 |
| #6 | royal jelly | 8,989 |
| #146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 33 |
| #179 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 29 |
| #198 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 27 |
| #195 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 27 |
| #6 | rubber doll body | 99 |
| #8 | rubber doll head | 82 |
| 🥉 | runproof mascara | 2,476 |
| 🥇 | rusty broken diving helmet | 123 |
| 🥈 | rusty compass | 56 |
| 🥈 | rusty diving helmet | 69 |
| 🥇 | rusty porthole | 111 |
| 🥇 | rusty rivet | 576 |
| 🥈 | rusty speargun | 95 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| 🥇 | sachet of strange powder | 42 |
| #8 | salacious crumbs | 600 |
| 🥈 | salt water taffy | 871 |
| #6 | saltwaterbed | 15 |
| 🥇 | salty drippy candy bar | 14 |
| #7 | salty gumdrop | 606 |
| 🥇 | savings bond | 785 |
| 🥇 | savory dry noodles | 1,548 |
| 🥈 | savoy truffle | 70,295 |
| 🥉 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 61 |
| 🥈 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 29 |
| 🥇 | scimitar cozy | 98 |
| 🥉 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 511 |
| #6 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 3,011 |
| #4 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 3,267 |
| 🥇 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 2,233 |
| #4 | sea avocado | 1,057 |
| #4 | sea carrot | 1,047 |
| 🥉 | sea cowbell | 213 |
| #4 | sea cowboy hat | 232 |
| #5 | sea cucumber | 1,065 |
| 🥉 | sea grease | 317 |
| 🥇 | sea jelly | 1,405 |
| 🥇 | sea lace | 680 |
| 🥈 | sea lasso | 227 |
| #4 | sea leather | 2,811 |
| #6 | sea radish | 111 |
| 🥉 | sea salt crystal | 1,217 |
| 🥇 | sea salt scrubs | 371 |
| 🥉 | sea truffle | 50 |
| 🥈 | seal-blubber candle | 6,092 |
| 🥉 | seaode | 316 |
| 🥈 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 8,232 |
| #8 | self-repairing earmuffs | 35 |
| #9 | serum of sarcasm | 750 |
| 🥈 | sew-on bandage | 111 |
| #5 | sewer turtle | 162 |
| 🥈 | shadow bread | 793 |
| #5 | shadow brick | 783 |
| 🥉 | shadow candle | 26 |
| 🥉 | shadow chef's hat | 42 |
| 🥈 | shadow flame | 1,078 |
| 🥇 | shadow fluid | 1,980 |
| 🥇 | shadow glass | 1,395 |
| 🥉 | shadow hammer | 14 |
| 🥈 | shadow hot dog | 80 |
| 🥈 | shadow ice | 380 |
| 🥈 | shadow martini | 113 |
| 🥉 | shadow monocle | 19 |
| #5 | shadow nectar | 487 |
| #4 | shadow needle | 10 |
| 🥉 | shadow pill | 85 |
| 🥈 | shadow sausage | 1,241 |
| #4 | shadow sinew | 746 |
| 🥉 | shadow skin | 737 |
| 🥈 | shadow stick | 586 |
| #4 | shadow trousers | 18 |
| 🥇 | shadow venom | 735 |
| #50 | shark tooth | 8 |
| 🥇 | sharkfin gumbo | 1,830 |
| #4 | sheet cake | 940 |
| 🥇 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 48 |
| #8 | shim of shame shale | 5 |
| #102 | shiny ring | 187 |
| #5 | shipwright's hammer | 81 |
| #5 | shoe ad T-shirt | 2,466 |
| #9 | shooting morning star | 13 |
| #6 | short beer | 44 |
| 🥉 | short glass of water | 30 |
| #7 | short stack of pancakes | 22 |
| #4 | short stick of butter | 50 |
| #6 | short white | 21 |
| #6 | shot of granola liqueur | 122 |
| #5 | shot of wasp venom | 1,494 |
| 🥇 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 26 |
| #7 | shroomtini | 80 |
| 🥇 | signal fragment | 852 |
| #42 | silver salt-shaker | 5 |
| #174 | silver shrimp fork | 13 |
| 🥇 | single entendre | 124 |
| 🥇 | single-use dust mask | 193 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #4 | sizzling desk bell | 37 |
| #4 | ski resort souvenir crate | 227 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | sleaze jelly | 299 |
| #4 | sleaze powder | 3,029 |
| #9 | sleazy hi mein | 380 |
| #31 | sleeping wereturtle | 29 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #82 | slime convention pin | 2 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | slime fedora | 13 |
| 🥇 | slime knuckles | 13 |
| 🥇 | slime shooter | 2,810 |
| 🥇 | slime waders | 13 |
| #5 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 3,728 |
| #7 | slimy sweetbreads | 3,503 |
| #9 | slingshot | 737 |
| #6 | slug of rum | 2,110 |
| 🥈 | small box | 5,796 |
| #4 | small pile of sand | 9 |
| 🥈 | small slimy cyst | 232 |
| 🥇 | smut orc keepsake box | 1,122 |
| 🥉 | smut orc sunglasses | 1,079 |
| 🥇 | snake skin | 680 |
| 🥇 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 26 |
| 🥇 | snakeskin jacket | 18 |
| 🥇 | snakeskin thighboots | 18 |
| #6 | snowstick | 9 |
| #4 | soda water | 26,011 |
| 🥈 | soilzerac | 23 |
| #205 | solid gold bowling ball | 91 |
| #265 | solid gold pegleg | 14 |
| #5 | sour ball and chain | 6 |
| 🥉 | space jellybicycle | 12 |
| #168 | spade necklace | 29 |
| #7 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 82 |
| #4 | spant chitin | 726 |
| 🥈 | spant egg casing | 44 |
| #5 | spant spear | 22 |
| #4 | spant tendon | 765 |
| 🥇 | spare battery | 86 |
| 🥇 | spare chocolate parts | 55 |
| #8 | spearfish fishing spear | 294 |
| 🥈 | spice melange | 211 |
| 🥉 | spices | 125,607 |
| 🥉 | splendid martini | 2,228 |
| #8 | spooky hi mein | 461 |
| 🥈 | spooky jelly | 417 |
| 🥉 | spooky powder | 4,097 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #6 | spray chrome | 172 |
| 🥉 | steamed oyster | 763 |
| 🥈 | stench jelly | 1,245 |
| #6 | stench powder | 3,223 |
| #9 | stench wad | 3,886 |
| 🥈 | stick of firewood | 7,921 |
| #7 | stinkwater | 8 |
| 🥈 | stinky hi mein | 1,575 |
| #88 | stray chihuahua | 23 |
| #227 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 155 |
| #256 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 124 |
| #233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 133 |
| #243 | stuffed Meat | 157 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #263 | stuffed angry cow | 129 |
| #275 | stuffed astral badger | 125 |
| #294 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 123 |
| #101 | stuffed bandersnatch | 2 |
| #1464 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #110 | stuffed carpenter | 2 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed cocoabo | 133 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #235 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 142 |
| #223 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 149 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #260 | stuffed hand turkey | 128 |
| #119 | stuffed key | 333 |
| #296 | stuffed mind flayer | 119 |
| #227 | stuffed mink | 162 |
| #230 | stuffed monocle | 165 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| 🥈 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 10,001 |
| #82 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #271 | stuffed scary death orb | 124 |
| #5 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 19,508 |
| #267 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 132 |
| #241 | stuffed snowy owl | 136 |
| #197 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 161 |
| #639 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #225 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 137 |
| #203 | stuffed teddy butler | 176 |
| #189 | stuffed tin of caviar | 186 |
| #138 | stuffed treasure chest | 295 |
| #233 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 138 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | sugar raygun | 15 |
| 🥉 | sunken chest | 25,527 |
| #6 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 2,468 |
| #5 | swamp haunch | 499 |
| 🥇 | swashbuckling pants | 16,370 |
| #7 | sweat-ade | 153 |
| 🥉 | sweaty balsam | 12 |
| #7 | sweet party mix | 121 |
| #4 | synthetic dog hair pill | 313 |
| #10 | synthetic rock | 13 |
| 🥇 | tainted icing | 528 |
| #221 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | tangerine | 8,016 |
| 🥉 | tarnished bottlecap | 911 |
| #7 | teacher's pen | 405 |
| 🥈 | temporary X tattoos | 42 |
| 🥇 | tempura air | 148 |
| 🥉 | tempura green and red bean | 51 |
| 🥈 | the Archwizard's briefs | 33 |
| #9 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 12 |
| 🥈 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 21 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #4 | time residue | 1,294 |
| #6 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 245 |
| 🥉 | tin thermos of chai | 233 |
| 🥈 | tinsel fin | 19 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #63 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 12 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 9 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #299 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #1066 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #948 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #3291 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #6174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2820 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3868 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #8 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2,194 |
| #2820 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #646 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 11 |
| #152 | tiny plastic hermit | 20 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1959 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #156 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 21 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #209 | tiny plastic sauceror | 17 |
| #100 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 29 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1381 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #4006 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 34 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny slimy cyst | 654 |
| #5 | toast with cold jelly | 36 |
| #4 | toast with hot jelly | 14 |
| 🥇 | toast with sleaze jelly | 319 |
| #4 | toast with spooky jelly | 47 |
| #5 | toast with stench jelly | 24 |
| #6 | toggle switch (Bartend) | 5 |
| #7 | toggle switch (Bounce) | 4 |
| #6 | tomato juice of powerful power | 3,930 |
| 🥈 | tonic o' Banderas | 184 |
| #86 | towel | 93 |
| 🥈 | trampled ticket stub | 339 |
| 🥉 | tropical island souvenir crate | 115 |
| #8 | tryptophan dart | 14 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #7 | turtle wax | 203 |
| 🥇 | turtle wax shield | 788 |
| #5 | turtle-shaped rock | 295 |
| 🥈 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 693 |
| #7 | uncanny desk bell | 35 |
| 🥇 | unholy water | 1,117 |
| 🥈 | unidentified drink | 1,588 |
| #7 | universal biscuit | 388 |
| 🥉 | unremarkable duffel bag | 2,470 |
| #7 | unsanitized scalpel | 37 |
| #30 | untamable turtle | 24 |
| #4 | unused soap | 527 |
| #84 | unusual disco ball | 16 |
| #110 | urinal cake | 126 |
| 🥉 | van key | 2,408 |
| #5 | very small red dress | 3,711 |
| 🥉 | viral DNA | 643 |
| #9 | viral video | 40 |
| 🥈 | vodka barracuda | 406 |
| 🥈 | vodka stinger | 140 |
| #8 | void burger | 1,155 |
| 🥉 | votive of confidence | 348 |
| #4 | wad of dough | 102,442 |
| #4 | waders | 296 |
| #20 | walrus ice cream | 19 |
| 🥉 | warm fur | 17 |
| #8 | waterlogged wood | 100 |
| 🥈 | wax booze | 250 |
| #4 | wax face | 24 |
| 🥉 | wax hand | 24 |
| #10 | wax pancake | 17 |
| #8 | wet stew | 130 |
| 🥇 | wet tack | 49 |
| #4 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 180 |
| 🥉 | whalecake | 24 |
| #5 | whalegun | 9 |
| 🥈 | whalesteak | 697 |
| 🥇 | whiskey squeeze | 1,511 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #4 | white chocolate chips | 6,427 |
| #10 | white page | 106 |
| #14 | wind-up chattering teeth | 936 |
| 🥇 | windicle | 111 |
| 🥈 | wolfskull mask | 15 |
| 🥈 | worst candy | 847 |
| #6 | worthless gewgaw | 7,788 |
| #8 | worthless knick-knack | 6,459 |
| 🥉 | writhing drippy candy bar | 4 |
| 🥇 | yellow rocket | 4,211 |
| #9 | yellow seashell | 1,911 |
| #22 | yellow snowcone | 899 |
| 🥈 | yule grog | 26 |
| #8 | yule hatchet | 88 |