| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #128 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,337 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #341 | CSA fire-starting kit | 9 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #49 | Cold Hots candy | 1,337 |
| #1484 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #9 | Gnollish plunger | 1,337 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #17 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #434 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #8 | Steal This Candy | 1,337 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #70 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1,337 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 6 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #1165 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #159 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 5 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 3 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 52 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 17 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #78 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #4 | actual reality goggles | 1,337 |
| #9 | all-purpose cleaner | 1,337 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1126 | baby killer bee | 5 |
| #571 | box of sunshine | 570 |
| #42 | boxed wine | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #12 | candy brain | 1,337 |
| #4 | chewable paper | 1,337 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| 🥈 | confiscated cell phone | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | confiscated love note | 1,337 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| 🥉 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1,337 |
| #27 | d10 | 1,337 |
| #16 | d12 | 1,337 |
| #18 | d20 | 1,337 |
| #13 | d4 | 1,337 |
| #14 | d6 | 1,337 |
| #23 | d8 | 1,337 |
| #49 | duct tape | 996 |
| 🥇 | exotic parrot egg | 24 |
| #1035 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #11 | gingerbread smartphone | 1,337 |
| #5 | haggis-infused soap | 1,337 |
| #14 | handful of sand | 3,954 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #25 | lost elf luggage | 325 |
| #1426 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #168 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 17 |
| #202 | magical pony: Pearjack | 9 |
| #185 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 13 |
| #174 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 14 |
| #233 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 8 |
| #191 | magical pony: Uniquity | 11 |
| #21 | mother's little helper | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | mourning wine | 32 |
| #4 | pencil stub | 1,337 |
| #54 | ping-pong ball | 414 |
| 🥉 | pixel rock | 30 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #66 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #80 | roll of toilet paper | 1,337 |
| #41 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1,337 |
| #48 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1,337 |
| #41 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1,337 |
| #28 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1,337 |
| #38 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1,337 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #10 | space blanket | 150 |
| #1337 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #19 | stuffed dinosaur | 3 |
| #5 | sweat-ade | 1,400 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1546 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #39 | urinal cake | 1,337 |
| #17 | void stone | 704 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |