| #36 | Knob Goblin visor | 1,977 |
| #14 | LOLmec statuette | 8 |
| #110 | My First Art of War | 4 |
| 🥈 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 77 |
| #5 | Spelunker of Fortune | 29 |
| #4 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 126 |
| 🥇 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 68 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #5 | alien drugs | 420 |
| 🥉 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 11 |
| 🥈 | buffed alien drugs | 45 |
| #68 | can of V-11 | 7 |
| #98 | commemorative war stein | 911 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #11 | ert grey goo ring | 101 |
| #10 | green rocket | 5,563 |
| #5 | green smoke bomb | 420 |
| 🥉 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 11 |
| 🥈 | hell in a bucket | 634 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #368 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #406 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #278 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #8 | morning dew | 18 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| 🥉 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 11 |
| 🥇 | powdered dice | 12 |
| 🥉 | shot of granola liqueur | 285 |
| #13 | sprinkles | 2,337,420 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #329 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 110 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1,025 |
| 🥈 | very overdue library book | 830 |
| #210 | warehouse key | 2 |