| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #127 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 17 |
| #439 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #29 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 6 |
| #135 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #31 | Bowlet | 5 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #101 | Clara's bell | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #20 | Cornbeefadon | 8 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #926 | Crimbuck | 776 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #24 | Disgeist | 9 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #21 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #66 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 8 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #395 | Instant Karma | 16 |
| #542 | Jack-in-the-box | 10 |
| #305 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #126 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #354 | Newbiesport™ tent | 4 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #77 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 10 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #90 | Red Roger's reliquary | 7 |
| #583 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #514 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #36 | Saturday Night Special | 31 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #14 | Stooper | 12 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #69 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #43 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 12 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #22 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 3 |
| #20 | The Imploded World | 9 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #433 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 9 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 19 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #16 | Unspeakachu | 14 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #38 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 2 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #36 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 2 |
| #18 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 2 |
| #11 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 6 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #21 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
| #27 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #12 | alabaster pawn | 11 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #59 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #119 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #356 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | antique spear | 19,175 |
| #90 | armgun | 58 |
| #52 | autumn-spice donut | 1 |
| #27 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #900 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #35 | bag of foreign bribes | 9 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #31 | black mana | 40 |
| #257 | black pension check | 19 |
| #44 | blue mana | 34 |
| #7 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 3 |
| #195 | bowling ball | 2 |
| #80 | brain preservation fluid | 5 |
| #91 | bread man | 5 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #302 | briefcase | 19 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #120 | cabooze | 7 |
| #213 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #196 | chocomotive | 5 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #218 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #50 | cubic zirconia | 90 |
| #95 | cursed piece of thirteen | 14 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #37 | deed to Oliver's Place | 2 |
| #29 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 9 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #231 | dollar-sign bag | 3 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #227 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #87 | eggwater | 5 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #127 | fat wallet | 5 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| 🥇 | fire axe | 11 |
| #233 | flaregun | 64 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #15 | frost-rimed desk bell | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #73 | gift card | 4 |
| #72 | glass of bourbon | 9 |
| #45 | golden gun | 30 |
| #14 | greasy desk bell | 4 |
| #28 | green mana | 30 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #83 | gun cleaning kit | 2 |
| #22 | gun parts | 54 |
| #194 | half of a gold tooth | 3 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #103 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #257 | huge gold coin | 4 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #317 | java cookie | 3 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #118 | leather glove | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #27 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #45 | muffled muffuletta | 6 |
| #47 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #20 | nasty desk bell | 2 |
| #468 | old coin purse | 6 |
| #429 | old leather wallet | 8 |
| #18 | onyx bishop | 2 |
| #28 | onyx king | 1 |
| #18 | onyx knight | 4 |
| #16 | onyx pawn | 8 |
| #18 | onyx queen | 2 |
| #7 | onyx rook | 5 |
| #35 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #51 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #57 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #60 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #117 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #33 | piece of coral | 38 |
| #222 | pile of gold coins | 8 |
| #164 | ping-pong ball | 10 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #132 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #112 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #35 | realistic cap gun | 10 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #28 | red mana | 30 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #23 | sewage-clogged pistol | 33 |
| #293 | shiny stones | 7 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #45 | silver cow skull | 9 |
| #154 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #12 | sizzling desk bell | 6 |
| #207 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #24 | smut orc keepsake box | 43 |
| #1228 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #19 | spectral axe | 8 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #295 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #31 | spiritual fruitcake | 5 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #141 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 6 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #468 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #709 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #65 | tommy gun | 4 |
| #35 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #49 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #39 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #66 | twist of lime | 5 |
| #18 | uncanny desk bell | 4 |
| #14 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 2 |
| #136 | universal biscuit | 10 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #545 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #39 | valuable coin | 82 |
| #86 | void stone | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #29 | white mana | 35 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |