| #462 | "DRINK ME" potion | 10 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #39 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #59 | Boxing Day Pass | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #206 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #67 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 5 |
| 🥈 | Dramatic™ range | 3,210 |
| #62 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 176 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,966 |
| #9 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 53 |
| #39 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #179 | Game Grid token | 7 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #14 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #32 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 10 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #9 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 2 |
| #300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #306 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #11 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| 🥇 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 4,269 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #26 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #260 | Swizzler | 11 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #23 | Tales of Spelunking | 16 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #28 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 2 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #28 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 2 |
| #36 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 4 |
| #34 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 4 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #450 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #63 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 4 |
| #107 | Trainbot circuitry | 11 |
| #95 | Trainbot linkages | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot optics | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot plating | 11 |
| #100 | Trainbot servomotors | 11 |
| #154 | Trainbot slag | 11 |
| #107 | Trainbot tubing | 11 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #297 | agua de vida | 3 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #801 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #92 | borrowed time | 7 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #15 | can of mixed everything | 10 |
| #27 | carnivorous potted plant | 4 |
| 🥇 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 69 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #141 | cinnamon machine oil | 11 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #36 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 13 |
| #154 | devilish folio | 5 |
| #187 | digital key lime pie | 5 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #15 | electric pants | 50 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #30 | golden fleece | 18 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #24 | greasy desk bell | 1 |
| #103 | green pill | 1 |
| #98 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #169 | honey-drenched ham slice | 2 |
| #69 | huge Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #89 | industrially-crushed ice | 11 |
| #36 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 3 |
| #21 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 2 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #11 | old soft shoes | 2 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #15 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 16 |
| #18 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 3 |
| 🥉 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 34 |
| #22 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 3 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #172 | pile of Trainbot parts | 11 |
| #131 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #14 | portable Spacegate | 1 |
| #86 | quantum of familiar | 4 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #118 | reflection of a map | 5 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #41 | self-repairing earmuffs | 10 |
| #67 | spaghetti breakfast | 46 |
| #91 | steamed oyster | 11 |
| #2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2130 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2562 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #148 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #817 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #24 | third ear | 20 |
| #53 | time residue | 8 |
| #91 | time's arrow | 7 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #597 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 10 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #101 | white tulip | 2 |
| #25 | yule hatchet | 32 |