| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbo dinner | 6 |
| #112 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbosmopolitan | 10 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #106 | Crimbot battery | 17 |
| #113 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 46 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 34 |
| #114 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 41 |
| #141 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 10 |
| #128 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 37 |
| #115 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 42 |
| #114 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 41 |
| #1790 | Crimbuck | 79 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #26 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #105 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #50 | Mr. Accessory | 4 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #100 | NPZR chemistry set | 62 |
| #7 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 3 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #31 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 2 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #22 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #36 | The Imploded World | 3 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #50 | Twelve Night Energy | 15 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #46 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 500 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #19 | V for Vivala mask | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #38 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #58 | bad-ass club | 3 |
| #1349 | badass belt | 41 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #260 | bit of clingfilm | 16 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #19 | book of facts | 5 |
| #1084 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #950 | box of sunshine | 264 |
| #27 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #37 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 3 |
| #46 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #69 | burst hellseal brain | 198 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #77 | chaos butterfly | 7,501 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #183 | cold seal sweat | 18 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #33 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #47 | dense meat stack | 427,000 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #20 | digital key lime | 65 |
| #54 | digital key lime pie | 30 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #8 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 2 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #68 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #287 | fistful of ashes | 4 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #103 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 2 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #864 | green gummi ingot | 6 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #694 | handful of confetti | 59 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #15 | in-the-box spring shoes | 4 |
| #15 | incredibly dense meat gem | 2 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #7 | ninjammies | 2 |
| #498 | obsidian dagger | 36 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #19 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 2 |
| #27 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #44 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #35 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #72 | pile of Trainbot parts | 408 |
| #817 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #11 | portable photocopier | 400 |
| #19 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #144 | pumpkin beer | 5 |
| #843 | ridiculous cocktail | 9 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #4 | rotten tomato | 175 |
| #317 | rusty chain necklace | 9 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #271 | sealhide seal doll | 2 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| #20 | shimmering rainbow sand | 52 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #62 | shredded hellseal hide | 206 |
| #18 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 4 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #175 | sneaky wrapping paper | 3 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #227 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #11 | time sword | 3 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #53 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #64 | torn hellseal sinew | 208 |
| #89 | twitching time capsule | 5 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #26 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 2 |
| #602 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 15 |
| #89 | warehouse key | 10 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #32 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #800 | yellow gummi ingot | 10 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |