| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #25 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #315 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 4 |
| #7 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 4 |
| #17 | Ms. Accessory | 2 |
| #9 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 2 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #301 | Schrödinger's thermos | 82 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 3 |
| #71 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #71 | antique nutcracker figurine | 5 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #130 | black forest cake | 46 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #20 | epic wad | 46 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #126 | gold toothbrush | 20 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #580 | herb brownies | 20 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #6 | mugcake | 1,000,000 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #24 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| #29 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 8 |
| #23 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 2 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #85 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #7 | ribbon candy ascot | 3 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #23 | soggy elf shoes | 2 |
| #6 | standard-issue cupcake | 110 |
| #58 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |