Museum :: Yendor

Yendor

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#9	Abyssal ember	14
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#227	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#256	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#221	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#255	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#112	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#9	Amulet of Yendor	1,121
#20	Ancient Saucehelm	37
#14	Angelhair Culottes	26
#16	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#20	Argarggagarg's fang	28
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#14	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	26
#27	Barney's rake	12
#7	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	54
🥉	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	420
#118	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	17
#42	Belt of Howling Anger	11
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#11	Black Bart's Booty	2
#14	Bling of the New Wave	28
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#269	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#9	Bonerdagon necklace	350
#32	Boots of Twilight Whispers	13
#6	Boss Bat bling	248
#6	Boss Bat britches	398
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
🥈	Byte	1
#26	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	17
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#28	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#31	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	3
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#25	Chester's cutoffs	3
#30	Chester's moustache	3
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#13	Claw of the Infernal Seal	28
#63	Cloak of Dire Shadows	7
#42	Codpiece of the Goblin King	76
#78	Coily™	1
#17	Colander of Em-er'il	32
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#288	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#26	Covers-Your-Head	1
#25	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	113
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#77	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#79	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#18	Crown of the Goblin King	579
#56	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
#434	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	14
🥉	Dinsey's brain	4
#4	Dinsey's glove	4
#6	Dinsey's oculus	2
#6	Dinsey's pants	2
#4	Dinsey's pizza cutter	2
🥈	Dinsey's radar dish	3
#23	Disco 'Fro Pick	31
#22	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	15
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#25	Dolphin King's crown	142
#54	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	64
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#5	Drowsy Sword	520
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#6	El Sombrero De Lopez	73
#32	Elder Turtle Shell	25
#77	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#81	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#5	Elizabeth's Dollie	79
#20	Ellsbury's journal	3
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#73	Elvish sunglasses	1
#14	Essence of Bear	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#17	Frosty's nailbat	4
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#9	Frosty's snowball sack	4
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#20	Galapagosian Cuisses	22
#20	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	22
#43	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	11
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#35	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	49
#55	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	7
#16	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	32
#28	Great Wolf's headband	1
#27	Great Wolf's left paw	1
🥉	Great Wolf's lice	2
🥈	Great Wolf's right paw	4
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#44	Greaves of the Murk Lord	11
#888	Green Clover of Justice	2
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#23	Heimandatz's heart	33
#37	Helm of the Scream Emperor	11
#7	Helps-You-Sleep	1
#23	Hodgman's almanac	2
#43	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#23	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#22	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#11	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
🥈	Instant Karma	1,055
#4	Iron Beta of Industry	541
#30	Jack-in-the-box	101
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#18	Jocko Homo's head	28
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#12	Krakrox's Loincloth	28
#32	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#5	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	67
#38	Lead Zeta of Chastity	3
#4	Lederhosen of the Night	67
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#147	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#45	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#49	Libram of Resolutions	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
🥈	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	71
#7	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	516
#12	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	3,154
#23	Mae West with a fly in it	14
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#7	Mayor Ghost's cloak	3
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#11	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
🥈	Mayor Ghost's scissors	2
#26	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#403	Meat detector	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#14	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	11
#22	Mer-kin darkbook	4
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#69	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
🥉	Misty Cape	187
#5	Misty Cloak	193
#8	Misty Robe	176
#495	Mob Penguin protection contract	4
#25	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	2
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#43	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#18	Newman's Own Trousers	32
#130	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	50
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#24	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	3
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#23	Orange Star of Sacrifice	44
#51	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#213	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#25	Oscus's dumpster waders	3
#16	Oscus's garbage can lid	3
🥉	Oscus's neverending soda	2
#54	Oscus's pelt	2
#22	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	44
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#21	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#38	Pink Heart of Spirit	21
#10	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
#24	Pocket Square of Loathing	18
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#100	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#64	Putrid Pendant	1
#7	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
#31	Red Balloon of Valor	6
#22	Red Roger's reliquary	44
#28	Red Rover BB gun	115
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#6	Royal scepter	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#21	S.S. Ticket	1
#14	SMOOCH bracers	1
#13	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#11	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#11	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#9	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#28	Safari Jack's moustache	22
#29	Scalp of Gorgolok	30
#29	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	3
#130	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#42	Shield of Icy Fate	10
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#19	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	22
#26	Small Medium	2
#69	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#9	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	6
🥈	Spooky Putty snake	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#5	Staff of Blood and Pudding	60
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#4	Staff of Kitchen Royalty	1
🥉	Staff of Queso Escusado	1
#6	Staff of the Black Kettle	14
🥉	Staff of the Cozy Fish	4
🥈	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	2
#5	Staff of the Electric Range	12
#8	Staff of the Grand Flambé	3
#9	Staff of the Grease Trap	3
🥈	Staff of the Greasefire	32
#8	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	11
#8	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	3
🥉	Staff of the Midnight Snack	47
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
🥇	Staff of the Roaring Hearth	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
🥈	Staff of the Short Order Cook	112
#5	Staff of the Soupbone	32
#7	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	14
#12	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	3
#5	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	12
#14	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#98	Star Spawn	1
#9	Stephen's lab coat	81
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#52	Sword of Dark Omens	9
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#29	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	5
#383	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#39	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#66	The Emperor's new hat	1
#64	The Emperor's new pants	1
#81	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#6	The Legendary Beat	10
#9	The Mariachi's guitar case	67
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#25	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#74	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	28
#23	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	11
#829	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
🥇	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	79
#776	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#229	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	3
#265	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#47	Thwaitgold bug statuette	15
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#66	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	11
#36	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	12
#233	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	5
#176	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#376	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	12
#46	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	12
#15	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	6
#468	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	9
#820	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#87	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#169	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#30	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	6
#216	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	14
#152	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	3
#48	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#109	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	12
#21	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	6
#9	Thwaitgold moth statuette	12
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#275	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	3
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#152	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	2
#111	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	12
#269	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	14
#35	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	16
#750	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#6	Thwaitgold spider statuette	70
#51	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	11
#762	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#1024	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#516	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#8	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	12
#230	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#61	Time Juice	8
#64	Tome of Clip Art	2
#21	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	2
#40	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	2
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#5	Unagnimated Gnome	3
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#20	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#10	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#13	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
#23	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
🥈	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	5
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#42	Uranium Omega of Temperance	5
#18	Volartta's bellbottoms	28
#65	Wand of Oscus	2
#6	Warms-Your-Tush	2
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#19	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	1
#15	Yakisoba's hat	28
#91	Yellow Moon of Compassion	24
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#20	Zim Merman's guitar	27
#653	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#29	Zombo's shield	3
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#31	adorable seal larva	27
#12	aerogel accordion	1
#12	aerogel akubra	1
#15	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#14	aerogel attache case	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#230	ancient stone head	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#267	ant hoe	1
#252	ant pick	1
#249	ant pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#77	antique record album	45
#16	aquamariner's necklace	1
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#84	baby chest mimic	1
#26	baby killer bee	709
#304	bacon bath ball	3
#124	baconstone	52
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#93	baconstone pendant	4
#261	baconstone ring	1
#136	bad penguin egg	1
#18	bad-ass club	17
#7	badass belt	708
#133	badger badge	1
#15	bag of airline peanuts	943
#132	bag of many confections	1
#29	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#10	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#65	ballast turtle	14
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#86	barrel beryl	1
#15	barrel beryl choker	1
#17	barrel beryl nose ring	1
#14	barrel beryl ring	1
#39	barrelhead	1
#735	bath ball gift set	6
#27	battered old top-hat	1
#107	beaten-up Chucks	5
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#10	bejeweled cufflinks	140
#45	bewitching boots	1
#40	bezoar ring	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#80	bit of clingfilm	37
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#13	black candy heart	1,113
#54	black candygram	1
#8	black gallstone	1
#9	black-and-blue light	3,207
#138	blank diary	1
#19	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	14
#39	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#23	blue canary nightlight	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#17	blue money bag	12
#11	blue plasma ball	3,224
#253	blue plastic baby	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#212	bone collar	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#10	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
#12	bottle of goofballs	767
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#91	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#9	box of bear arms	3
#1591	box of sunshine	106
#79	boxed august scepter	1
#57	boxed autumn-aton	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#28	brass bung spigot	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#14	brass turkey knuckles	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#35	brick	889
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#9	bubbly potion	2,571
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#43	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#846	burst hellseal brain	1
#28	cactus monocle	1
#90	calle de miel with a fly in it	3
#164	can of starch	1
#10	can-you-dig-it?	14
#11	candied kobold	994
#111	candy cornucopia	1
#11	ceramic celery grater	1
#11	ceramic celsiturometer	1
#12	ceramic cenobite's robe	1
#10	ceramic centurion shield	1
#10	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
#13	ceramic cestus	1
#6	chalk chain	1
#6	chalk chalice	1
#8	chalk chapeau	1
#6	chalk chinos	1
#5	chalk chlamys	1
#10	chalk choker	1
#58	chamoisole	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#12	cheap studded belt	3,130
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#39	chest barrel	1
#4	chiffon chakram	1
#5	chiffon chamberpot	1
#4	chiffon chapeau	1
#7	chiffon chaps	1
#10	chiffon chemise	1
#6	chiffon chevrons	1
#55	chiptune guitar	1
#198	chocolate bath ball	5
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#14	cloudy potion	2,775
#16	clown hammer	905
#41	club necklace	82
#27	coal paperweight	1
#22	combat lover's locket lockbox	2
🥇	complicated device	1
🥉	control crystal	1
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥈	cool iron greaves	1
🥉	cool iron helmet	1
#570	corncob pipe	1
🥈	cornuthaum	8,755
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#36	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#36	cotton candy cocoon	2
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#138	cracker	1
🥉	crappy Mer-kin mask	8
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#112	crotchety pants	1
#199	crown-shaped beanie	1
#139	crumbling rat skull	4
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#31	crystal decanter	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#41	cursed eyepatch	1
#19	cute bow from beyond the stars	1
#13	cymbal syrup	785
#16	damp old wallet	15
#28	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#12	dark potion	2,711
#123	das boot	1
#16	defective skull	887
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#9	depleted uranium seal figurine	28
#20	designer handbag	55
🥇	detour shield	1
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#41	diamond necklace	83
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
🥈	dice belt buckle	2
🥉	dice ring	2
🥉	dice sunglasses	2
#4	dice-print do-rag	2
🥉	dice-print pajama pants	2
#8	dice-shaped backpack	2
#24	doll-eye amulet	1
#7	dollar sign	13
#78	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#7	drywall axe	882
#73	duct tape	741
#81	duct tape buckler	1
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#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#6	warbear high festival pants	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#8	warbear long johns	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥇	warbear officer greaves	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#6	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#12	warbear warscarf	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#8	water-polo cap	24
#14	water-polo mitt	10
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#197	white candygram	2
#18	white money bag	22
#17	whoopie cushion	926
#10	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#11	wind-up chattering teeth	982
#129	wine-soaked bone chips	8
🥈	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	4,902
#613	witch hat	1
#29	woimbook	1
#1028	wolfman mask	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#16	woven baling wire bracelets	24
#89	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#72	wreath of laurels	8
#4	wrench bracelet	186
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#16	wumpus hair	101
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#14	x-ray specs	910
#200	yellow candygram	4
#20	yellow snowcone	913
🥇	yield shield	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#17	zombie mariachi hat	1
#28	zombie mariachi pants	1

what items are this player missing?