Yendor

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#20A Guide to Safari1
#9Abyssal ember14
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#257Alice's Army Wallman1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#113Aluminum Epsilon of Humility3
#10Amulet of Yendor1,140
#20Ancient Saucehelm38
#14Angelhair Culottes26
#19Antagonistic Snowman Kit1
#19Argarggagarg's fang29
#27Ax of L'rose1
#15Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental26
#29Barney's rake12
#5Baron von Ratsworth's money clip63
#4Baron von Ratsworth's monocle425
#117Baron von Ratsworth's tophat17
#41Belt of Howling Anger11
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#11Black Bart's Booty2
#15Bling of the New Wave28
🥇Bloodbath1
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#10Bonerdagon necklace350
#32Boots of Twilight Whispers13
#6Boss Bat bling254
#5Boss Bat britches405
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#19Brimstone Boxers2
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#4Brogre bucket hat1
🥈Byte1
#23C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button19
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#917CRIMBCO mug10
#547CRIMBCO wine14
#46Camp Scout backpack1
#32Caveman Dan's favorite rock2
#31Chalice of the Malkovich Prince3
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#26Chester's cutoffs3
#30Chester's moustache3
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#14Claw of the Infernal Seal29
#62Cloak of Dire Shadows7
#43Codpiece of the Goblin King76
#78Coily™1
#14Colander of Em-er'il34
#23Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium1
#289Copper Alpha of Sincerity9
#28Covers-Your-Head1
#25Crimbo Candy Cookbook116
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#86Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
#18Crown of the Goblin King589
#56Danglin' Chad's loincloth9
#436Dickory Farms Gift Basket14
🥉Dinsey's brain4
#4Dinsey's glove4
#6Dinsey's oculus2
#6Dinsey's pants2
#4Dinsey's pizza cutter2
🥈Dinsey's radar dish3
#24Disco 'Fro Pick32
#23Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate15
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#25Dolphin King's crown144
#52Dr. Hobo's scalpel67
#17Drapes-You-Regally1
#5Drowsy Sword534
#4Drunkula's bell1
#23Drunkula's cape1
#7Drunkula's ring of haze1
#28Drunkula's silky pants1
#92Earring of Fire1
#5El Sombrero De Lopez76
#28Elder Turtle Shell27
#83Elf Guard hotpants1
#84Elf Guard patrol cap1
#5Elizabeth's Dollie79
#20Ellsbury's journal3
#30Ellsbury's skull3
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#14Essence of Bear1
#30FDKOL fire hose1
🥇French slippers1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#17Frosty's nailbat4
#33Frosty's old silk hat3
#9Frosty's snowball sack4
#63Frown Exerciser1
#21Galapagosian Cuisses22
#21Garter of the Turtle Poacher22
#43Gauntlets of the Blood Moon11
🥇Ginsu™1
#33Glass Balls of the Goblin King53
#55Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer7
#17Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob32
#30Great Wolf's headband1
#28Great Wolf's left paw1
🥉Great Wolf's lice2
🥈Great Wolf's right paw4
#5Great Wolf's rocket launcher1
#43Greaves of the Murk Lord11
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#7HOA zombie eyes1
#24Heimandatz's heart33
#36Helm of the Scream Emperor11
#8Helps-You-Sleep1
#24Hodgman's almanac2
#42Hodgman's bow tie2
#81Hodgman's cane1
#24Hodgman's harmonica2
#48Hodgman's lobsterskin pants2
#23Hodgman's porkpie hat3
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#11Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!2
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
🥈Instant Karma1,086
#5Iron Beta of Industry554
#26Jack-in-the-box111
#34Jawmaster 2000™1
#19Jocko Homo's head28
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#13Krakrox's Loincloth29
#30Kramco Industries packing carton1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#5La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez69
#39Lead Zeta of Chastity3
#4Lederhosen of the Night69
#135Li'l Businessman Kit1
#92Libram of BRICKOs1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#43Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#47Libram of Resolutions1
#31Little Crimson Book1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
🥈Lord Soggyraven's Slippers71
#7Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet530
#12Loudmouth Larry Lamprey3,258
#24Mae West with a fly in it14
#45Martialest Arts trophy1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#8Mayor Ghost's cloak3
#23Mayor Ghost's khakis1
#12Mayor Ghost's sash1
🥈Mayor Ghost's scissors2
#28Mayor Ghost's toupee1
#403Meat detector1
🥇Meatcleaver1
#14Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince11
#22Mer-kin darkbook4
#5Meteoid ice beam1
#16MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher1
#65Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#5Misty Cape191
#7Misty Cloak199
#10Misty Robe180
#495Mob Penguin protection contract4
#24Moping Artistic Goth Kid2
#23Mr. Eh?1
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#41My Own Pen Pal kit1
#16New-You Club Membership Form1
#19Newman's Own Trousers32
#132Nickel Gamma of Frugality51
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#25Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat3
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#23Orange Star of Sacrifice44
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
#215Order of the Silver Wossname3
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#25Oscus's dumpster waders3
#16Oscus's garbage can lid3
🥉Oscus's neverending soda2
#53Oscus's pelt2
#24Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster44
#66Pendant of Fire1
#22Pendant of Gargalesis1
#39Pink Heart of Spirit21
#10Pocket Professor memory chip1
#24Pocket Square of Loathing19
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#7Protects-Your-Junk1
#101Purple Horseshoe of Honor2
#63Putrid Pendant1
#7Quiets-Your-Steps1
#31Red Balloon of Valor6
#23Red Roger's reliquary44
#26Red Rover BB gun119
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#51Rock Garden Guide1
#6Royal scepter1
#47S.I.T. Course Voucher1
#19S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.1
#21S.S. Ticket1
#15SMOOCH bracers1
#14SMOOCH breastplate1
#12SMOOCH codpiece1
#12SMOOCH kneepads1
#10SMOOCH spaulders1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#28Safari Jack's moustache22
#25Scalp of Gorgolok33
#29Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince3
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#41Shield of Icy Fate10
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#20Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags22
#24Small Medium2
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#9Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts6
🥈Spooky Putty snake1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#5Staff of Blood and Pudding60
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#12Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#4Staff of Kitchen Royalty1
🥉Staff of Queso Escusado1
#6Staff of the Black Kettle14
🥉Staff of the Cozy Fish4
🥈Staff of the Deepest Freeze2
#5Staff of the Electric Range12
#8Staff of the Grand Flambé3
#9Staff of the Grease Trap3
🥈Staff of the Greasefire32
#8Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals11
#8Staff of the Kitchen Floor3
🥉Staff of the Midnight Snack47
#61Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#7Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
🥇Staff of the Roaring Hearth1
#6Staff of the Scummy Sink1
🥈Staff of the Short Order Cook112
#5Staff of the Soupbone32
#7Staff of the Teapot Tempest14
#12Staff of the Walk-In Freezer3
#5Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron12
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#100Star Spawn1
#9Stephen's lab coat81
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#51Sword of Dark Omens9
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#29Sword of the Brouhaha Prince5
#384Tales of the Word Realms1
#41The Big Book of Every Skill1
#67The Emperor's new hat1
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#82The Emperor's new shirt1
#6The Legendary Beat10
#9The Mariachi's guitar case69
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#101The Ring1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#11Three Mile Island shorts1
#28Thunkula's drinking cap1
#77Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette28
#65Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model1
#24Thwaitgold amoeba statuette11
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
🥇Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette79
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#235Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette3
#264Thwaitgold bookworm statuette4
#49Thwaitgold bug statuette15
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#68Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette11
#37Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette12
#235Thwaitgold chigger statuette5
#178Thwaitgold cockroach statuette4
#378Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette12
#56Thwaitgold fairyfly statue12
#17Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette6
#470Thwaitgold firefly statuette9
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#175Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette2
#52Thwaitgold listening bug statuette6
#222Thwaitgold maggot statuette14
#155Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette3
#49Thwaitgold metabug statuette6
#113Thwaitgold mosquito statuette12
#22Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette6
#9Thwaitgold moth statuette12
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#288Thwaitgold nymph statuette3
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#162Thwaitgold protozoa statuette2
#122Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette12
#268Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette14
#36Thwaitgold scorpion statuette16
#98Thwaitgold shield bug statuette1
#801Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#6Thwaitgold spider statuette70
#70Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette11
#768Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette11
#1041Thwaitgold termite statuette2
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#11Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette12
#231Thwaitgold woollybear statuette5
#61Time Juice8
#62Tome of Clip Art2
#21Tome of Snowcone Summoning2
#40Tome of Sugar Shummoning2
🥇Truthsayer1
#5Unagnimated Gnome3
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#21Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate1
#11Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword1
#13Unkillable Skeleton's shield1
#25Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards1
🥈Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap5
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#42Uranium Omega of Temperance5
#19Volartta's bellbottoms28
#66Wand of Oscus2
#8Warms-Your-Tush2
#4White Dragon Fang1
#19Xiblaxian holo-bowtie1
#16Yakisoba's hat28
#91Yellow Moon of Compassion24
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#21Zim Merman's guitar27
#657Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#29Zombo's shield3
#51Zombo's skullcap2
#7adobe abacus1
#10adobe abaya1
#8adobe adze1
#10adobe arsecover1
#11adobe ascot1
#10adobe ayam1
#30adorable seal larva28
#13aerogel accordion1
#11aerogel akubra1
#14aerogel anvil1
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#13aerogel attache case1
#29affordable teak perch1
🥇all-year sucker1
#232ancient stone head1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
🥈anniversary chutney sculpture2
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#35ant antidepressant1
#270ant hoe1
#255ant pick1
#251ant pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#77antique record album45
#17aquamariner's necklace1
#20aquamariner's ring1
#44aquaviolet jub-jub bird1
#125archaeologing shovel1
#115attention spanner1
#81baby chest mimic1
#26baby killer bee719
#302bacon bath ball3
#125baconstone52
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#93baconstone pendant4
#261baconstone ring1
#132bad penguin egg1
#18bad-ass club17
#7badass belt721
#133badger badge1
#18bag of airline peanuts967
#132bag of many confections1
#30bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts1
#12bakelite backpack1
#9bakelite badge1
#16bakelite belt1
#12bakelite bowl1
#15bakelite breeches1
#14bakelite brooch1
#64ballast turtle14
#93bananarama bangle1
#18baneful bandolier2
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#87barrel beryl1
#15barrel beryl choker1
#17barrel beryl nose ring1
#14barrel beryl ring1
#40barrelhead1
#736bath ball gift set6
#28battered old top-hat1
#107beaten-up Chucks5
#690beholed bedsheet1
#10bejeweled cufflinks146
#44bewitching boots1
#41bezoar ring1
#702bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#78bit of clingfilm38
#35bitter bowtie1
#14black candy heart1,142
#54black candygram1
#8black gallstone1
#10black-and-blue light3,318
#137blank diary1
#19blended frozen swill with a fly in it14
#40blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail1
#23blue canary nightlight1
#759blue glowstick1
#17blue money bag12
#10blue plasma ball3,335
#253blue plastic baby1
🥈blue ribbon1
#83blue suede shoes1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#333blundarrrbus1
#213bone collar1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#103book of facts1
#10bottle of Cochon Noir1
#12bottle of goofballs781
#42bottle of moontan lotion1
#42bottle of perfume1
#72bottle-rocket crossbow1
#33bottoms of the barrel1
#92bowl of Bounty-Os1
#12bowl of petunias1
#8box of bear arms3
#1594box of sunshine106
#76boxed august scepter1
#52boxed autumn-aton1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#28brass bung spigot1
#29brass crank handle1
#318brass stinger1
#13brass turkey knuckles1
#42brazen bracelet1
#34brick909
#447brown plastic baby1
#9bubbly potion2,573
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#44bugged bön±Ã©t1
#70bugged balaclava1
#68bugged beanie1
#851burst hellseal brain1
#28cactus monocle1
#90calle de miel with a fly in it3
#164can of starch1
#10can-you-dig-it?14
#11candied kobold1,076
#110candy cornucopia1
#11ceramic celery grater1
#12ceramic celsiturometer1
#12ceramic cenobite's robe1
#11ceramic centurion shield1
#10ceramic cerecloth belt1
#13ceramic cestus1
#6chalk chain1
#6chalk chalice1
#8chalk chapeau1
#6chalk chinos1
#5chalk chlamys1
#10chalk choker1
#56chamoisole1
#89charged magnet1
#13cheap studded belt3,239
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#39chest barrel1
#4chiffon chakram1
#4chiffon chamberpot1
#4chiffon chapeau1
#7chiffon chaps1
#9chiffon chemise1
#6chiffon chevrons1
#55chiptune guitar1
#196chocolate bath ball5
#409chocolate spurs1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#51clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#72closed-circuit phone system1
#14cloudy potion2,780
#17clown hammer934
#34club necklace86
#27coal paperweight1
#24combat lover's locket lockbox2
🥇complicated device1
🥉control crystal1
🥇cool iron breastplate1
🥈cool iron greaves1
🥉cool iron helmet1
#568corncob pipe1
🥈cornuthaum8,771
#7corroded breeches1
#6corrosive cowl1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#37cotton candy cocoon2
#31cotton candy cordial1
#138cracker1
🥉crappy Mer-kin mask8
#19creepy-ass club1
#113crotchety pants1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#138crumbling rat skull4
#223crusty hula hoop1
#31crystal decanter1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#50cursed monkey glove2
#19cute bow from beyond the stars1
#15cymbal syrup813
#17damp old wallet15
#28dark baconstone ring1
#29dark hamethyst ring1
#34dark porquoise ring1
#12dark potion2,712
#123das boot1
#16defective skull913
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#10depleted uranium seal figurine29
#20designer handbag57
🥇detour shield1
#15diabolical crossbow1
#38diamond necklace84
#177diamond-studded fronts1
🥈dice belt buckle2
🥉dice ring2
🥉dice sunglasses2
#4dice-print do-rag2
🥉dice-print pajama pants2
#9dice-shaped backpack2
#24doll-eye amulet1
#7dollar sign14
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#7drywall axe895
#74duct tape744
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#255duct tape wallet1
🥉duonoculars283
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#5easter egg balloon420
🥈eerily silent box1
#11effervescent potion2,538
#57effluvious emerald33
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#131empty agua de vida bottle1,435
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#20enchanted leopard-print barbell44
#15encoder ring871
#5ennui-flavored potato chips5,103
🥈equal sign289
#18eternal car battery14
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#26evil-ass club1
#14exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton1
🥈experimental carbon fiber pasta additive1
#17explosion-flavored chewing gum1,474
#29extra-heavy BRICKO brick1
#45extra-strength rubber bands1
#22eye 'n' horn shampoo1
#402eye-pod1
🥇facsimile dictionary863
#24fake fake vomit936
#16fake hand991
#291false eyelashes1
#14fancy black tie1
#377fancy canapés1
#9fancy opera glasses143
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#34farfalle bow tie1
#1174festive sausage1
#303fez of etymology1
#10fiberglass fannypack1
#15fiberglass fedora1
#16fiberglass fetish1
#13fiberglass fingerguard1
#12fiberglass foil1
#12fiberglass frock1
🥈figurine of a charred seal311
#92figurine of a cold seal60
#147figurine of a cute baby seal1
#32figurine of a shadowy seal31
#62figurine of a sleek seal31
#73figurine of a stinking seal28
#16figurine of a wretched-looking seal79
#35figurine of an ancient seal32
#87figurine of an armored seal4
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#14filigreed hamethyst necklace8
#18filigreed hamethyst ring6
#25filthy lucre708
#37fin-bit wax1
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#10fireproof skip lid1
#87fishy wand1
#10fist turkey outline2
#57fixed-gear bicycle1
#13fizzy potion1,911
#10flagstone fez1
#6flagstone flag1
#6flagstone flail1
#5flagstone fleece1
#7flagstone flip-flops1
#6flagstone fringe1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#18flaming nose1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#19flask of embalming fluid1
#9flavored foot massage oil3,247
#23flyest of shirts4
#55flytrap bezoar1
#6foam commodore's hat1
#7foam dart3,198
#12foam naval trousers1
#20foot-long hot daub1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#17french-fry grabber1
#32friendly cheez blob32
#45frigid-ass club1
#9frost-rimed seal hide94
#15frozen seal spine15
#158funky brass fez1
#14fustulent seal grulch39
#4fuzzy busby199
#3220fuzzy dice2
#8fuzzy earmuffs177
🥈fuzzy montera190
#8gabardine gaiters1
#11gabardine garibaldi1
#9gabardine garland1
#10gabardine girdle1
#7gabardine gloves1
#12gabardine gunnysack1
#14garish pinky ring127
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Wow, that's 208,908 items total!

what items are this player missing?