| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #164 | Alice's Army Cleric | 2 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Coward | 2 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Guard | 4 |
| #144 | Alice's Army Halberder | 5 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 2 |
| #165 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 4 |
| #201 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
| #203 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Page | 4 |
| #179 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 3 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CSA obedience grenade | 8,000 |
| #332 | FDKOL commendation | 1,104 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #165 | Necrotelicomnicon | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #102 | bag of GORP | 100 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #245 | happiness | 10 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #575 | ice-cold six-pack | 10 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2070 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #2062 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #2258 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1849 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #2378 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #142 | tequila grenade | 50 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #606 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #846 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic moneybee | 6 |
| #673 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |