| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #180 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Cleric | 2 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Coward | 2 |
| #164 | Alice's Army Guard | 4 |
| #148 | Alice's Army Halberder | 5 |
| #162 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 2 |
| #169 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 4 |
| #204 | Alice's Army Ninja | 2 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Nurse | 2 |
| #159 | Alice's Army Page | 4 |
| #182 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #178 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 3 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #4 | CSA obedience grenade | 8,000 |
| #332 | FDKOL commendation | 1,104 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #165 | Necrotelicomnicon | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1766 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #103 | bag of GORP | 100 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #246 | happiness | 10 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #578 | ice-cold six-pack | 10 |
| #1425 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1336 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2074 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #2457 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #1026 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #2067 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #2262 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2394 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1850 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #2389 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #1922 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #142 | tequila grenade | 50 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #464 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1230 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6233 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #964 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #653 | tiny plastic moneybee | 6 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2818 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1545 | unusual disco ball | 1 |