Museum :: Lazer

Lazer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#684	1-ball	5
#847	2-ball	3
#603	3-ball	6
#742	4-ball	4
#577	5-ball	6
#693	6-ball	5
#486	7-ball	9
#705	8-ball	23
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#137	Alice's Army Alchemist	6
#113	Alice's Army Bowman	5
#124	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#105	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#124	Alice's Army Guard	7
#90	Alice's Army Halberder	13
#158	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#161	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#148	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#128	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	7
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#125	Alice's Army Ninja	7
#121	Alice's Army Nurse	9
#103	Alice's Army Page	10
#179	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#107	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#120	Alice's Army Spearsman	8
#140	Alice's Army Swordsman	5
#119	Alice's Army Wallman	9
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#148	BGE merchandise order form	30
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
🥇	BURT	8,329
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#210	Bulky Buddy Box	13
#141	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
#76	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	6
#176	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#149	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	4
#156	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#43	CSA all-purpose soap	195
#55	CSA bravery badge	216
#54	CSA cheerfulness ration	213
#64	CSA discount card	213
#126	CSA fire-starting kit	183
#65	CSA obedience grenade	209
#69	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	225
#65	Camp Scout pup tent	196
#337	Chroner	99
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#1479	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#915	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#759	Crimbo fudge	11
#814	Crimbo peppermint bark	9
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#268	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#145	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	3
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#419	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#120	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#376	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#381	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	3
#152	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#152	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#175	D roll	53
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1295	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#354	Elfin shortbread	2
#890	FDKOL commendation	4
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#251	FDKOL hotcakes	14
#583	Feynman gate	16
#135	Friendliness Beverage	57
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#681	Go-Wassail	15
#89	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#19	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
#143	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	6
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#29	Mad Train wine	12,854
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#135	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#69	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#11	Mohawk wig	2,781
#24	Monstar energy beverage	546
#55	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#282	Nardz energy beverage	1
#177	New Zealand iced tea	61
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#6	Penultimate Fantasy chest	23,642
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#563	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#893	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#687	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#1417	Rock Pops	25
#73	Small Medium	1
#691	Spooky Surprise Egg	7
#613	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	9
#134	Sugar Cog	22
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#576	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	12
#478	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	21
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#591	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	11
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#32	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	12
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#110	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#41	Underworld sapling	1
#115	Workytime Tea	20
#95	alien drugs	30
#12	alien protein powder	29
#203	alien source code printout	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#232	ammonite fossil	22
#16	amulet of extreme plot significance	2,272
#133	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	30
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#533	antique painting of a landscape	1
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#928	antique record album	1
#134	antique souvenir drawing	6
#6	armgun	2,632
#60	asshat	112
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#1321	baby killer bee	3
#563	baconstone	14
#5056	badass belt	5
#75	bag of GORF	200
#85	bag of GORP	194
#52	bag of QWOP	183
#497	balloon monkey	3
#250	banana supersucker	1
#143	bananagate	46
#1260	barrrnacle	6
#224	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#163	battered Crimbo Crate	88
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#300	belemnite fossil	16
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#2562	black paisley oyster egg	1
#299	black pixel	87
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1181	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#2664	black striped oyster egg	1
#56	blind-packed capsule toy	339
#43	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	340
#114	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	42
#1328	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#178	blue pixel	474
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#76	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#178	bottle of Blank-Out	97
#33	bottle of fire	1,112
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#3337	box of sunshine	22
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#237	bubble-wrap simulator	2
#186	bubblewrap ore	12
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#18	bum cheek	2,274
#416	can of Red Minotaur	9
#572	candied bolts	3
#128	candied nuts	7
#245	candy kneecapping stick	8
#190	candy knuckles	10
#349	candy stake	16
#496	canteen of wine	55
#619	capacitor relay	16
#700	carbon nanotube frame	14
#183	cement sandals	5
#307	cheap elven gloves	14
#494	chunk of depleted Grimacite	20
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#392	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#323	cocoa egg	38
#11	cocoa eggshell fragment	12,729
#780	cold ninja mask	1
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#337	corpse on the beach	15
#733	corpsedriver	6
#526	corpsetini	10
#36	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#146	deck of tropical cards	3
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#10	dented harmonica	1,284
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#18	dirty hobo gloves	4,459
#879	disassembled clover	22
#111	distilled fortified wine	21
#1638	doll house	1
#1606	dollhive	1
#176	droll monocle	4
#248	drop of water-37	33
#399	dusty Crimbo crate	28
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#547	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#336	elven limbos gingerbread	39
#223	elven cellocello	44
#365	elven moonshine	31
#209	elven socks	20
#198	elven suicide capsule	46
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#461	energy drink IV	2
#839	evil teddy bear	13
#144	fancy chocolate car	21
#1590	fancy dress ball	4
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#576	festive holiday hat	7
#207	fiery wing	30
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#39	fire axe	1
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#620	flange	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#196	frigid fudgepuck	20
#427	frilly shirt	1
#19	fudge bunny	37
#197	fudge cube	1
#75	fudge lily	81
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#634	fudgecule	831
#177	fudgecycle	1
#217	fudgesicle	1
#3215	fuzzy dice	2
#563	ghuol egg	20
#138	giant candy cane	2
#85	giant green gummi bear	3
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#85	giant red gummi bear	3
#162	giant red gummi ingot	1
#85	giant yellow gummi bear	3
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#175	gingerbread horror	25
#610	gingerbread house	1
#95	gingerbread mutant bugbear	27
#809	gingerbread robot	1
#226	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#82	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	3
#71	glowing frisbee	1
#14	glowing red eye	3,337
#391	goat	1
#111	golden plastic oyster egg	2
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#91	government cheese	45
#83	government-issued night-vision goggles	6
#70	grape troll doll	1
#199	gray bow tie	32
#882	green balloon	1
#113	green gummi ingot	297
#267	green pixel	231
#4469	grue egg	2
#575	hamethyst	14
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#893	hemp string	1
#295	herringcello	37
#454	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	6
#230	hot egg	1
#304	hovering sombrero	1
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#74	infant sandworm	1
#741	ion grid	14
#201	irradiated candy cane	17
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#129	jawbruiser	16
#864	jerky coins	7
#41	jingle bell	1
#560	knuckle sandwich	38
#196	kumquartz	35
#249	kumquat supersucker	1
#674	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
#2306	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2029	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1764	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#414	leprechaun hatchling	1
#202	licorice garrote	9
#470	licorice root	5
#232	lime supersucker	1
#219	live wire	4
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#48	logic synthesizer	298
#702	lollipop stick	13
#1349	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#5	magilaser blastercannon	3,052
#1982	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2253	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1845	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#23	metallic A	6,676
#145	miniature antlers	1
#109	misfit dolly	1
#105	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#265	molten brick	30
#1085	motivational poster	2
#13	moxie weed	3,854
#152	muculent machete	1
#20	mutant fire ant egg	2
#21	mutant gila monster egg	2
#41	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
#3707	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#364	night-vision goggles	5
#857	ninja hot pants	1
#119	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#14	ocarina of space	1,043
#1361	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2532	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1732	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1580	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#78	oozenog	28
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#11	oversized pizza cutter	1,789
#1887	oyster basket	1
#315	pack of KWE trading card	10
#799	pack of pogs	6
#180	pair of bolt cutters	11
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#24	paperclip	1,872
#364	parasitic claw	1
#229	parasitic headgnawer	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#222	passable elf mask	14
#236	patent leather shoes	28
#206	pear supersucker	1
#191	pearidot	37
#230	penguin focaccia bread	41
#349	penguin thesaurus	20
#778	pet rock	10
#614	petit 4.1	2
#275	petrified time	2
#842	phat turquoise bead	1
#301	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#19	phonics down	9,088
#9	photoprotoneutron torpedo	6,891
#169	pile of loose snow	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#10	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#637	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#406	plastic ingot	3
#502	pocketwatch on a chain	6
#336	poison pen	5
#374	porquoise	20
#251	porquoise ring	1
#1074	portable corkscrew	4
#383	portable photocopier	18
#1404	possessed top	3
#1165	potato sprout	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#262	pregnant mushroom	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#2033	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2102	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#390	puce polka-dot oyster egg	10
#1643	puce striped oyster egg	1
#118	pulsing flesh	22
#446	purple snowcone	24
#769	razor-tipped yo-yo	10
#187	really really sticky spider web	1
#90	really sticky spider web	2
#122	red gummi ingot	280
#165	red paisley oyster egg	17
#153	red pixel	105
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2203	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#16	ridiculously huge sword	2,995
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#103	rigid carapace	28
#1259	robotronic egg	16
#23	scroll of drastic healing	5,388
#1089	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#103	silent pea shooter	11
#253	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#1094	sleeping snowy owl	1
#434	sleeping stocking	6
#1063	slow jam collection	2
#216	smiling rat	1
#289	smoking grass	276
#16	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	12,916
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#50	space beast fur	11
#40	space invader	1
#190	space jam	2
#111	space junk	36
🥇	spandex anniversary shorts	2
#15	spider web	14,556
#1397	spooky bicycle chain	1
#127	spooky eggnog	29
#539	spooky hockey mask	3
#296	spooky mushroom	208
#131	square CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#2242	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#288	star shirt	1
#224	strawberry supersucker	1
#201	strawberyl	37
#600	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2260	string of blue beads	1
#2259	string of green beads	1
#2245	string of red beads	1
#1003	stringy sinew	8
#1450	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	24
#1019	stuffed Cheshire bitten	46
#1735	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	29
#1566	stuffed Meat	22
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#1484	stuffed alien blob	4
#1288	stuffed angry cow	39
#1063	stuffed astral badger	48
#1358	stuffed baby gravy fairy	38
#115	stuffed can of asparagus	249
#1207	stuffed cocoabo	40
#747	stuffed crazy bastard sword	8
#1574	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1201	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	42
#1290	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	40
#950	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1211	stuffed hand turkey	42
#2129	stuffed key	6
#696	stuffed martini	11
#972	stuffed mind flayer	52
#1468	stuffed mink	24
#1680	stuffed monocle	19
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#1162	stuffed scary death orb	44
#673	stuffed shoulder parrot	32
#1511	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	34
#1174	stuffed snowy owl	42
#1534	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	34
#400	stuffed spooky mushroom	20
#246	stuffed stab bat	1
#1133	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	44
#1348	stuffed teddy butler	29
#1544	stuffed tin of caviar	22
#2688	stuffed treasure chest	1
#1322	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	39
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#776	stuffed zmobie	1
#1711	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#257	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#800	sucker scaffold	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#26	super-spiky hair gel	5,142
#25	superheated fudge	148
#592	supportive bra	1
#620	teddy bear	10
#931	teddy borg	7
#79	teeny-tiny ninja stars	11
#169	throbbing rage gland	2
#530	throwing wrench	8
🥇	time sleigh	1
#455	tiny bottle of absinthe	21
#750	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#926	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#945	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#564	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#18	tiny house	21,042
#111	tiny ninja sword	10
#227	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	3
#3980	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3925	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3111	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3172	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#127	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	3
#265	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3934	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#2064	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3073	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#149	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	3
#8176	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#4308	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#425	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	22
#729	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	5
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#128	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	8
#212	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#302	tiny plastic Felonia	13
#150	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#336	tiny plastic G Imp	19
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#332	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	20
#331	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	20
#371	tiny plastic Hellion	18
#474	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	15
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#568	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	8
#353	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	18
#417	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	16
#513	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	14
#299	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	22
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#594	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#152	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	3
#787	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	9
#328	tiny plastic Protagonist	20
#98	tiny plastic Scream Queen	9
#384	tiny plastic Spam Witch	17
#419	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	16
#407	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	11
#351	tiny plastic The Man	12
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#290	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	23
#1282	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#236	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#295	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	22
#172	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#4533	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#149	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	8
#4016	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8194	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3933	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3972	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3973	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8239	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8107	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1350	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3959	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1340	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4471	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8158	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3916	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3946	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3898	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#542	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#8079	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8207	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#101	tiny plastic colollilossus	3
#3166	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#401	tiny plastic cubist bull	17
#426	tiny plastic demoninja	16
#524	tiny plastic disco bandit	9
#261	tiny plastic drunk goat	24
#570	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#151	tiny plastic fax machine	3
#506	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	14
#318	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	21
#369	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	18
#297	tiny plastic fruit golem	21
#345	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	42
#551	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	30
#424	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	38
#364	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	18
#162	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	8
#427	tiny plastic goth giant	16
#511	tiny plastic grue	31
#246	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	25
#695	tiny plastic hermit	7
#145	tiny plastic hobo elf	3
#333	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	45
#384	tiny plastic killer bee	40
#280	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	23
#314	tiny plastic leprechaun	46
#464	tiny plastic levitating potato	34
#278	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	22
#443	tiny plastic mosquito	35
#580	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#699	tiny plastic ninja snowman	11
#479	tiny plastic pastamancer	9
#484	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	34
#374	tiny plastic sauceror	11
#373	tiny plastic scary clown	18
#277	tiny plastic seal clubber	14
#576	tiny plastic senile lihc	12
#1557	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#378	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	18
#316	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	20
#350	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	42
#431	tiny plastic spooky vampire	16
#507	tiny plastic stab bat	32
#359	tiny plastic star starfish	42
#202	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#328	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	27
#504	tiny plastic taco cat	14
#224	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#402	tiny plastic topiary golem	16
#171	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#262	tiny plastic turtle tamer	15
#471	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	15
#191	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#300	tiny plastic warwelf	21
#376	tiny plastic whitesnake	18
#453	tiny plastic zmobie	15
#11	titanium assault umbrella	2,509
#93	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	12
#1270	toothsome rock	6
#188	tortoise's blessing	15
#135	tourmalime	50
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#492	toy hoverpad	27
#2210	toy jet pack	1
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#1117	toy mercenary	4
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2263	toy space helmet	1
#1036	tree-eating kite	22
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#146	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	8
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#171	trilobite fossil	30
#601	tropical paperweight	1
#144	twitching claw	23
#26	twitching space egg	1
#40	twitching time capsule	16
#938	unstable DNA	43
#910	unstable laser battery	48
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#175	warbear accoutrements chunk	38
#78	warbear badge	2
#118	warbear battery	23
#115	warbear bearserker potion	13
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#200	warbear energy bracers	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#234	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	4
#162	warbear officer requisition box	2
#223	warbear requisition box	13
#433	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#650	warbear whosit	1
#116	water purification pills	71
#1538	wheel	1
#902	white balloon	1
#156	white pixel	329
#716	wind-up chattering teeth	40
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#93	wings of fire	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#122	yellow gummi ingot	283
#1796	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2816	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1327	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1635	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#665	yo	13

what items are this player missing?