| #58 | "caramel" orange | 41 |
| #56 | 11-leaf clover | 11 |
| #57 | Aggressive Carrot | 11 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #10 | Bowlet | 29 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #13 | Cornbeefadon | 19 |
| #237 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 10 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 3 |
| #172 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 2 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #114 | DUFRESNE Suds | 64 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Disgeist | 27 |
| #285 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hemlock | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #37 | Driplet | 1 |
| 🥉 | Dripwood slab | 2 |
| #213 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| #303 | Elf Guard MPC | 2 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #63 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 2 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #37 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 4 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 2 |
| #61 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #195 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #34 | Finnish Fish | 1 |
| #68 | Frosty's frosty mug | 28 |
| #83 | Game Grid ticket | 218 |
| #100 | Game Grid token | 73 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #83 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #100 | Mark of the Bugbear | 2 |
| #94 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #98 | Mark of the Vampire | 2 |
| #86 | Mark of the Werewolf | 3 |
| #94 | Mark of the Zombie | 2 |
| #139 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 18 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #156 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #155 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #148 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #79 | Newbiesport™ tent | 120 |
| #58 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 29 |
| #122 | PEEZ dispenser | 92 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #14 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #788 | Schrödinger's thermos | 6 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #29 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 7 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #76 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #64 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #30 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 10 |
| #86 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #33 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 7 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #42 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #15 | Trainbot radar monocle | 7 |
| #145 | Trainbot servomotors | 2 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Unspeakachu | 29 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #346 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 215 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #8 | alien sandwich | 60 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #4 | ancient redwood | 1 |
| #21 | anemoney clip | 2 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker figurine | 10 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #166 | baby killer bee | 59 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #32 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #1459 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #376 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 2 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #19 | boot flask | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #86 | bottle of Crimbognac | 4 |
| #30 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 3 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #67 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #200 | bread man | 3 |
| #71 | bread pie | 13 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #79 | cabooze | 8 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| 🥈 | can of mixed everything | 95 |
| #56 | candied lime | 2 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| 🥇 | card sleeve | 40 |
| #40 | carnivorous potted plant | 3 |
| #13 | chakra sludge | 85 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #47 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #71 | clear Russian | 16 |
| 🥈 | cloning kit | 1,475 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #55 | corned beet | 6 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #152 | cotton candy cone | 2 |
| #124 | cotton candy pillow | 3 |
| #64 | cotton candy pinch | 4 |
| #95 | cotton candy plug | 3 |
| #92 | cotton candy smidgen | 2 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #184 | crystalline cheer | 582 |
| #15 | cuddly teddy bear | 12 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #113 | decorative fountain | 111 |
| #58 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 8 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #130 | disassembled clover | 971 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #468 | donated booze | 3 |
| #271 | donated candy | 25 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #8 | drippy candy bar | 1 |
| 🥉 | drippy enzyme | 1 |
| #4 | drippy grub | 1 |
| #15 | drippy nugget | 3 |
| #8 | drippy pilsner | 1 |
| #15 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #7 | drippy seed | 1 |
| #20 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #11 | dropped scrap of paper | 12 |
| #54 | eggwater | 6 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #78 | eldritch effluvium | 2,021 |
| #50 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #31 | eldritch extract | 6 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #58 | eldritch oil | 3 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥈 | electric pants | 356 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #186 | executive mime flask | 5 |
| #28 | expired MRE | 5 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #27 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 1 |
| #27 | festive egg sac | 7 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #33 | firemilk | 15 |
| #27 | fishelada | 715 |
| #64 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #13 | fleshy putty | 131 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #21 | free boots | 2 |
| #150 | freightcake | 6 |
| 🥇 | fresh coat of paint | 1 |
| #80 | fried air | 11 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #51 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #16 | ginger beer | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #69 | gingerbread pirate | 2 |
| #17 | glass of drippy wine | 3 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #77 | golden fleece | 6 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | gooey drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #237 | gooified animal matter | 6 |
| #123 | gooified mineral matter | 15 |
| #137 | gooified vegetable matter | 15 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #103 | green drunki-bear | 6 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #12 | green rock candy | 3 |
| #68 | green rocket | 44 |
| #20 | green-iced sweet roll | 3 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| #64 | grinning turtle | 4 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #24 | groveling gravel | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #172 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #41 | hare brush | 1 |
| #47 | hermedisiac cologne | 2 |
| #169 | honey-drenched ham slice | 2 |
| #47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
| #67 | hot wine | 2 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #40 | ice rice | 2 |
| #44 | iced plum wine | 3 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #18 | kelp-holly drape | 2 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #83 | lab-grown meat | 24 |
| #146 | lost elf luggage | 3 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #42 | meatball | 14 |
| #61 | mercenary headband | 22 |
| #22 | midget clownfish | 3 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #17 | mime army wine | 18 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #34 | negative lump | 5,284 |
| #118 | neutron lollipop | 5 |
| #198 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #19 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #31 | peppermint-scented socks | 15 |
| #11 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 132 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #68 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #78 | piece of coral | 2 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #23 | plaid bandage | 3 |
| #79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #210 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 5 |
| #147 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 7 |
| #205 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
| #268 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #169 | pog #08 (hellion) | 6 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #275 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #178 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #42 | poisonsettia | 49 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #51 | portable photocopier | 110 |
| #26 | portable ping-pong table | 2 |
| #83 | post-holiday sale coupon | 1 |
| #17 | potato alarm clock | 16 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #35 | projectile chemistry set | 57 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #7 | purpleheart logs | 1 |
| #523 | quantum taco | 14 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #81 | red and white claret | 2 |
| #142 | red drunki-bear | 3 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #5 | redwood rain stick | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #31 | roll of meat | 23 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #15 | salted mutton | 9 |
| 🥉 | salty drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #7 | sardine can key | 1 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #54 | scented massage oil | 32 |
| #32 | self-repairing earmuffs | 12 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #67 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #24 | silent Y | 5 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #144 | sleeping wereturtle | 6 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #27 | snow crab | 12 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #54 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 23 |
| #10 | stale cheer wine | 299 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #234 | sugar shard | 3 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #5 | sweaty balsam | 2 |
| #36 | syncopated turtle | 7 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #775 | ten-leaf clover | 6 |
| #47 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #14 | third ear | 37 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| #131 | time's arrow | 2 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #8 | tiny glowing red nose | 3 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #121 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 49 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #130 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 29 |
| #141 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 25 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 69 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 33 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 150 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 10 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 30 |
| #178 | tiny plastic G Imp | 32 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 9 |
| #136 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 44 |
| #166 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 36 |
| #133 | tiny plastic Hellion | 45 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 46 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 10 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 24 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 53 |
| #131 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 47 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 47 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 48 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 48 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 36 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 40 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 49 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #125 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 29 |
| #102 | tiny plastic The Man | 33 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #163 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 38 |
| #154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 41 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 27 |
| #129 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 51 |
| #117 | tiny plastic angry goat | 116 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 44 |
| #119 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 52 |
| #115 | tiny plastic astronomer | 53 |
| #117 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 110 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 130 |
| #119 | tiny plastic beanbat | 50 |
| #75 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 32 |
| #121 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 112 |
| #118 | tiny plastic blooper | 46 |
| #128 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 50 |
| #138 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 44 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 125 |
| #115 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 110 |
| #104 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 33 |
| #144 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 41 |
| #145 | tiny plastic demoninja | 42 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #103 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 32 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 42 |
| #124 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 46 |
| #170 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 36 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #135 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 48 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #137 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 45 |
| #115 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 113 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 121 |
| #116 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 118 |
| #128 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 49 |
| #127 | tiny plastic goth giant | 51 |
| #103 | tiny plastic grue | 124 |
| #145 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 40 |
| #61 | tiny plastic hermit | 38 |
| #106 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 142 |
| #114 | tiny plastic killer bee | 118 |
| #137 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 43 |
| #95 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 133 |
| #114 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 112 |
| #128 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 43 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 111 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 44 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 40 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #124 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 107 |
| #60 | tiny plastic sauceror | 47 |
| #149 | tiny plastic scary clown | 41 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 37 |
| #120 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 50 |
| #122 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 51 |
| #110 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 55 |
| #113 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 114 |
| #140 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 45 |
| #128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 103 |
| #99 | tiny plastic star starfish | 114 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #149 | tiny plastic taco cat | 42 |
| #92 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 56 |
| #147 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 23 |
| #134 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 48 |
| #112 | tiny plastic warwelf | 50 |
| #104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 58 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic zmobie | 49 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #57 | triad summoning scroll | 6 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #20 | universal biscuit | 181 |
| #78 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 2 |
| #18 | void shard | 1 |
| #85 | void stone | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #6 | wormwood stick | 1 |
| #53 | wriggling severed nose | 3 |
| #5 | writhing drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #129 | yellow drunki-bear | 4 |
| #17 | yule hatchet | 38 |